the femslash community on tumblr is too concerned with propping up stories where two skinny white girls holding hands is the purest form of not only lesbian love but all love in the history of the universe (unrelatable to my experiences) and not enough with propping up stories where some queer woman has an ex-girlfriend who rightfully hates her guts (relatable to my experiences).
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everyone to tell my roomie @owlpellet to stop calling me Sicilian!!! my ancestors weren't from there!!!! i don't want to apologize for being Sicilian because I'm not!!!
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Pacific West Bancorp, a small lender based outside Portland, Oregon, is seeking to distance itself from a California company with a similar moniker, PacWest Bancorp, whose shares have plummeted amid the recent regional-banking turmoil.
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I once joked on Twitter that the “biggest risk to the US banking system is there are 4000 banks and they all have like six names.” That was in response to a Bloomberg News story about Republic First Bancorp, which put out a statement saying that it was not First Republic Bank. Easy mistake to make! First Republic was seized by the Federal Deposit Insurance Corp. last weekend; Republic First is fine I guess.
Federal Reserve needs to implement racehorse naming for banks.
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Rito saw ppl calling boygroups gay and took it as instruction
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How does it feel to be so popular?
I think about this every day
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sorry i cant return your flirting im affiancéd to my dick
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imagine if they had done this on the ides of march but with knives
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The real difference between BeauYasha and Imodna: during one of the most heartfelt moments of Imodna, Laura and Marisha were both dressed as superheroes in well fitting body suits. During one of the most heartfelt moments of BeauYasha, Ashley was dressed as grass.
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i love drawing but also why does it take so long??? like??? i put my pen on paper and it should be finished, that’s a reasonable ask guys come on i shouldn’t have to work so hard
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hi i like you. also here’s a joke:
What room does a ghost not need in a house?
A living room.
badumtiss!!
OMFG I LOVE THIS aSDFLSDLAFLFD I sent this to my brother and he sent back a facepalm emoji @ me but like LASDFLSDFLDF i love it
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I am genuinely so worried for all the young horny dykes going into adulthood thinking there's something "problematic" / "wrong" with them for being horny because fucking tiktok lesbians think any horny dyke content is "male gaze fetishitic"
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