#joke theory

[crowlhoard]

Since episode 7 came out, this thought does not leave my head - apparently murder drones are perfectly equipped to live by devouring organic life, as in humans

and not just oil.

And what does machine oil and meat have in common? High amount of carbon compounds.

So, does this mean Murder Drones can live normally just by eating human food? Or other animals and such? Maybe a lot of carbohydrates?

#murder drones #md theory #joke theory #lol

[sillyrandomwriter]

Adam meeting Charlie in the embassy was bragging about a chick he banged over the weekend. True story or his way of embarrassing Lute in front of the enemy?

both. my guitarspearer self says the girl he banged was Lute so, it’s a true story and embarrassing his right hand woman infront of the enemy in one move. also it would be pretty funny if Lute WAS actually the girl he banged like,,,

#guitarspear yapping #professional yapper #just yappin #yapping #guitarspear #guardrock #adam x lute #lute x adam #hazbin lute #lute hazbin hotel #hazbin adam #adam hazbin hotel #hazbin hotel headcanon #headcanon asks please #headcanon asks #silly headcanons #hazbin hotel theory #joke theory #hazbin hotel ship #hazbin hotel

[its-me-vixen]

Alastor was gone for seven years because he was spreading the evil of Podcasts

#hazbin hotel #joke theory #but also not #lmao #alastor #hazbin alastor

[chronicbeans]

I've seen Lilith, Eve, and God mentioned as people who might be the person who has made a deal and owns Alastor's soul. I saw one person mention Alastor's mother, but that may or may not be a joke so I don't entirely count it but I do think that'd be interesting to see lol. However, I would like to provide the secret fourth/fifth idea that I have next to no evidence for:

His (as far as I am aware) completely unmentioned father. My evidence for this: Alastor mentions his mother. He never mentions his father, so there is the possibility he didn't have much of a good relationship with him, or never even met him. So, there is a motive for him to make a deal with his dad, which would be to fix that bond or create a bond. I don't see why God would make a deal to own a sinner's soul, but I guess that could, technically, be possible. As for Lilith, I could see that being true. I haven't seen much on the Eve theories, so I'll say they could work, too, lol.

Do I believe it's his dad? Not really, but it was a sudden thought that I wanted to mention. Especially since a lot of characters in the Hazbin Hotel universe have daddy issues, lol.

#hazbin hotel #hazbin hotel theory #hazbin hotel thoughts #hazbin hotel alastor #hazbin alastor #alastor hazbin hotel #alastor the radio demon #alastor #alastor theory #joke theory #But if it turns out to be true? #I'd honestly not be disappointed

[violetheart77]

Okay but like the fact there’s not even any mention/indication of what Steph’s living situation is at the end of Nerdy Prudes when she’s presumably an orphan (*a legally adult one, but I digress). Like OBVIOUSLY it’s because that’s not important to the Dance scene and would be too much of a downer on Lautski’s Big Night

but like what if we were all overthinking it and Steph’s mom actually is alive and just divorced Solomon because she got tired of dealing with his shit.

#This is my headcanon now until proven otherwise /j #crack theory #joke theory #npmd spoilers #nerdy prudes must die spoilers #nerdy prudes spoilers #nerdy prudes must die #npmd #steph lauter #stephanie lauter #solomon lauter #hatchetfield #hatchetverse #hatchetfield universe #hatchetfield series #starkid shitposts #i write shitposts not tragedies

[mileymint]

OKSO. I MIGHT'VE JOKINGLY PREDICTED A MD THING.

Okay so me and my friend were looking at concept art and I went "haha look Alice and Lizzy have the same hairstyle"

So we started making jokes about Alive being Lizzy's mom

Which lead to a joke about Lizzy inheriting the absoluteSolver from her.

THE TRAILER. THAT'S LIZZY AND SHE HAS THE SOLVER SYMBOLSNDKSMFDMGKKDMC!!!!

AND THAD IS HERE LOOKING ALL CONCERNED TOO I PREDICTED 2 THINGS AAAAAAAA

#miley's rambles #murder drones #md lizzy #lizzy murder drones #thad md #thad murder drones #murder drones theory #joke theory #??? i think #ISTG ILL DRAW OVER THIS TO SHOW YOU WHAT I SEE

[sosoribro]

(the following theory is a joke, obviously.)

the barbenheimer bluepulse theory

isnt it weird how "barbenheimer" sounds suspiciously like "bart 'n' jaime"?

"barbenheimer" is a combination of the two words "barbie" and "oppenheimer", the name of two movies that released on the same day.

now what movie is coming out this august? yep, the blue beetle movie. blue beetle's civilian name is jaime reyes. "barbenheimer, bart 'n' jaime"

and what dc character has the first name "bart"? that's right. impulse.

this leads me to believe that on august 18th, not only will we get the blue beetle movie, but we will also be met with an impulse movie that has secretly been worked on at the same time as the blue beetle movie.

now, i know what you're thinking: "well, no. there has been absolutely nothing from dc regarding an impulse movie." and i have a perfectly logical explanation for that.

bluepulse.

think about it. think about young justice, the cartoon. the second season specifically. think about all the gay energy bart and jaime had. that much romantic tension simply can not be ignored. we, as viewers, embraced this. dc, however, did not. because in the very next season, we find out that jaime has a girlfriend, and bart is implied to have a boyfriend. and on top of it all, bart and jaime had a very small number of interactions compared to the season before. almost like dc was trying to make the audience forget about their relationship. to make the audience forget about bluepulse.

dc taking such extreme measures leads me to believe that not only do they dislike bluepulse, they are scared of it. scared of us.

it has since been many years, and bluepulse, as a nation, is much quieter than it used to be. that is why dc is testing the waters by making their own version of barbenheimer, with blue beetle and impulse.

why impulse specifically?

because dc wants to make sure they've won. of course, they're wrong.

dying down ≠ dying

this is something dc will learn the hard way on august 18th.

#dc #blue beetle #jaime reyes #dc comics #young justice #bart allen #impulse #bluepulse #shitpost #meme #theory #joke theory #barbenheimer #barbie #oppenheimer #oppenbarbie #speed buggy #kid flash #young justice invasion #young justice outsiders #blue beetle 2023 #its the truth #im joking #im exaggerating #/j

[yourturntofnaf]

EGGS BENEDICT THEORY

For the FNAF and YTTD fandom, the eggs benedict meal holds relevance to both crowds. Eggs Benedict is the name assigned to our character in sister location from a finicky machine, and is Kai Satou's favorite dish as a homemaker. Sure, this could just be a silly coincidence about a delightful breakfast, but what if it held lore implications....?

To start, we should identify the two characters associated with this dish. We have Kai Satou and our protagonist of FNAF:SL, who is likely to be Micheal Afton. For the sake of this theory, we are sticking with Mike being the Sister Location night guard. Let's point out some parallels between these two figures:

- Both have now (mostly) dead fathers who were involved in some sort of evildoing. Kai's father Gashu being a member of ASU-NARO, and Michael's father William being the man behind the slaughter. You could also mention that both of their dads are child murderers.

- Both lost a brother at a young age, this loss being traumatic for both of them.

- This loss and opposition to their fathers motivates both characters' morals, with Mike allegedly attempting to take down Fazbear locations to end what his father created, and Kai turning against the organization and attempting to stop the death game.

- Both have a sibling that takes the form of a non-human body. This is the big one. The soul of Michael's sister Elizabeth goes on to haunt the Circus Baby suit, and Kai's brother Rio Ranger was created in reference to Kai's other brother, Sei. Both of these figures are inherently tied to but distinctly different than the humans they are based on, with Baby being manipulative of Michael and Ranger having different emotions than Sei, making him act very differently.

The most important part of this last point? Both of them are GINGERS.

Now that we have pointed out major similarities between the two, let us discuss their fate in their respective franchises.

In sister location, the game ends with Mike getting his insides scooped (ouch) and replaced with an animatronic endoskeleton from the scooped funtime animatronics. They go on to the above-ground world in Mike's body.

In YTTD, Kai dies in the game's first chapter. He had continued relevance digitally through his laptop in chapter two but has not been important to the game's third chapter.

It is very important to note that YTTD is currently unfinished, meaning the full story is left untold. This leaves plenty of room to theorize on what is to come, and perhaps we can use eggs benedict to solve the game!

If the trend of Kai Satou and Mike Afton parallels continue, it is possible that we could see something such as this:

Kai returning through nontraditional human means.

The YTTD equivalent of what happens to Michael's body would be the usage of doll parts, or fully becoming a doll, to continue. It is fully possible for someone to return through the usage of these dolls.

This could tie back into a big mystery to the YTTD lore, the person in Miley's room on the hospital bed. It is entirely possible that this person is Kai.

He may be brought back for good or evil. Might he become a puppet for the organization, or perhaps the continuation of his attempt to take down the death game? Who knows, at the end of the day this is all about eggs benedict.

I hope you enjoyed this theory.

#eggs benedict #matpat wannabe #kai satou #micheal afton #theory #joke theory

[kathystheoriesandmore]

Last braincell thought.

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I've heard a few people meantion they believe the seven people are Japanese since the flag has been shown a couple times in past posters and trailers.

So if thats theory is true, there are going to be 7 Japanese streamers, leaving one spot open. (Since there were 8 pods)

And Wilbur Soot, (Hatsune Miku) will be the 8th.

#mcyt #qsmp #crack theory #qsmp theory #qsmp wilbur #qsmp Hatsune Miku #q!wilbur #joke theory #im tired #dont take this very seriously

[0spookymoth0]

So I saw a theory that Bob was Lila & Jaune's "Kevin" so to speak when they were little and all I could think about was the idea that Lila & Jaune's antics were one of the reasons he snapped similar to how we see Kevin lose his sanity just a little bit more which each episode.

Then I remembered Sr Pelo's doodles:

KEVIN

KEVIN NO-

#spooky month #joke theory #jaune spooky month #kevin spooky month #lila spooky month #bob velseb #bob spooky month #deranged ramblings

[bonemunchereden]

What if Mr. Cupcake is Garrett

#joke theory #fnaf spoilers #fnaf #fnaf movie #fnaf cupcake #mr cupcake #five nights at freddy’s movie #five nights at freddy's #fnaf theory #fnaf movie theory

[justaghostingon]

My sister and her friend have been getting really into Genshin impact lately, and so my sister proposed a crack theory.

Everyone always theorizes that Alhaitham is King Deshret, but she doesn’t agree.

The person who fits best?

Kaveh

Because he’s so unlucky it has to be some sort of karmic retribution!

#do not take this seriously #it was a joke my sister made that i wanted to share with all of you #her other choice was wanderer cauze he’s also really unlucky in life #genshin impact #kaveh #alhaitham #king deshret #genshin impact theory #crack theory #joke theory

[ihateliterature]

The angrier and more tragic the boy the prettier he has to be

Killua? Completely heartbreaking life story. Stunning package. Dude's etherial

Kurapika? Literally alone in this world, posses the wrath of a thousand angry nightmares. Women want him, Men want him, perfect masc-androgynous beauty

Chrollo? Literal child trafficking in his backstory. Perfect combination between shitty goth and silly pretty guy. The poster boy of the "charming loner" group (according to Hisoka)

Illumi? Don't know nothing about him except for the fact that his life was most probably shit. Out of this world beautiful

As a contrast Leorio and Gon? Tragic lives for sure, but in a more typical, every day way. Less manga tragic and more the casual tragedy of our boring reality. Leorio is handsome in a conventional way, but nothing too crazy, and Gon is really cute but he doesn't have that ethereal quality

To give another example Hisoka is even more mysterious than Illumi and tragedy can be guessed but it's given no canonical hint to except for a probable lower class childhood and possible abrupt loss of his family (in the One Shot, unfortunately non-canonical as of now). And Hisoka is not quite beautiful but also not quite handsome, he also doesn't have that ethereal quality but possesses a sort of whimsy also present in a lower extent in Pariston. He is beautiful in the campy and a bit unsettling way (to certain predispositions) drag performers are

Conclusion: Togashi likes tragic pretty boys, the prettier the boy the more tragic the life

#hunter x Hunter #hunter x hunter theory #joke theory

[windowswithoutdoors]

New wally darling theory brought by my mom! Wally is a snail and he wanted to walk so he stole a body <333

#wally darling #wally darling wh #welcome home #silly theory #joke theory

[billie-is-trying-to-be-happier]

TIN FOIL HAT TIME!

I'm watching episode 22 of CR3 and I had a thought. What if Ashton is immortal? Hear me out: ( Also spoilers for all three campaigns)

Can we all agree that the potion that Ashton had a death grip on was a vile of dunamancy stuff? If so...

Milo mixed that shit in with the gumbo and poured it into Ash's head. So far so good.

In Campaign 2 we never got to figure out how consecration actually happens. Which leads me to:

Ashton is somehow consecrated.

Think about it, Taliesin would totally come up with an idea like that.

Percy: started out with no will to live but revenge

Molly: started out with an insatiable lust for life. Takes pleasure in all the ups and downs of living. And suddenly dies.

Caduceus: At peace with the concept of death, welcomes it like the warm embrace of the Wildmother.

Ashton: Starts out living on the edge, never planning past a few days in advance, almost like they didn't plan on having a future at all. What would a person like that react to finding out that they cannot die? They are a punk, angry at the injustices of the world, what would having more time mean for them?

I don't know this is kind of a crack theory, doubt it has anything of substance, but fun to think about

#critical role spoilers #crit role #ashton greymoore #taliesin jaffe #joke theory #this is not a serious theory #fun to think about

[cursedchildofchaos]

Why is basically everyone in romantic killer's eyes the same color as their hair besides Riri, hmm? HMMM?

Theory time, Riri is having a psychotic break or something and is the actual one in the dating sim i.e. it's not a real dating sim but a delusion of Riri's. None of it's real!

#this is not an actual theory don't take this seriously #romantic killer #i jus think it's funny how close ther eye colors are to their hair #like almost all the characters' eyes match their hair besides riri it's weird #joke theory #unreality #ahem * just * their #i mean none of it is actually real if we think about it as it's a piece of fiction