#joking about murder

[the-drunk-game-master]

Human beings are the most dangerous game to hunt, because if you get caught, the fines are Astronomical.

#joking about murder #rich people stuff

[poorly-drawn-mdzs]

Embrace the truth

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#poorly drawn mdzs #mdzs #lan jingyi #lan sizhui #lan xichen #lan wangji #wei wuxian #WWX uses NMJ's abs as part of his evidence for identification. LXC is allowed to use his familiar embrace as his evidence. #We are now entering the slow burn arc of 'Lan Xichen continues to lose everything he cared about'. #He has his love of fishing + his good friendship with JGY + his brother. I hope nothing happens to any of those things #Not that its in character for *anyone* present to have the emotional intelligence for it - but man LXC is having a very hard time #Trying to pin his sworn brother as a murderer *right* after identifying the mystery body as his other sworn brother? #of *course* he's defensive! You gave him no time to process! #He's gonna need a lot of time by the pond to cope #The original joke had LXC copping a feel on those glutes and recognizing him that way. Which now looking back *was* funnier #sigh...I need to trust my gut a bit more #Next time on PD-MDZS: They just show up in Jinlin Tai because I want to plot to keep moving

[movie-robotnik-positivity]

Sonic Prime. Season 3, episode 1 "Grim Tidings"

#sonic prime #sonic prime spoilers #shadow the hedgehog #I love how we were all joking about Shadow wanting to murder nine #and they straight up give it to us immediately

[mirrorhouse]

This is a rather high-risk romance we've embarked upon, isn't it? Brings new meaning to the term 'strange bedfellows'.

#baldur's gate #baldur's gate 3 #bg3 #gale dekarios #gale of waterdeep #the dark urge #gale x durge #durge x gale #bg3edit #gamingedit #* #vex #he doesn't exactly say it out loud because he's not 100% sure what's going on but raahghh the 'i know this isn't really you' #type of thing..... 'something in you tried to kill me last night and thats awful but it wasnt You and i love You.' yknow.... it's so :') #they all do that with durge in their own unique ways #gale's way is making little jokes while trying to be as calm and open minded about whats happening to this person he cares so much for #also. 'let's not throw the murderous baby out with the bathwater' is such a funny line to me

[jonny-b-meowborn]

Once an Afton fucker always an Afton fucker

speedpaint

#barking and barking and biting #hes so #'but jonny bee he killed children' no one's perfect grow up #lmao #i wish hed stab me #he should 'stuff' me in a 'suit' #saying the same joke a thousand times on different platforms to different people. yeah #ive never been normal and never will be normal about fictional murder men #fnaf #fnaf movie #five nights at freddy's #five nights at freddy's movie #william afton #matthew lillard #fanart #digital art #art #my art #jonny bee art

[grandwretch]

i do think peak comedy is a steve who is absolutely aware of the effect he has on people, but has never felt that way towards anyone else-- the closest he got was with nancy and robin, because he loved them both in different ways, and sometimes he felt like he was going to go insane if he didn't talk to them or touch them right now, but it was never like he had seen other people act about him. robin and nancy made him a better person. they didn't drive him to ridiculous levels of violence and obsession. maybe people in hawkins were just fucking weird.

and then he meets eddie, falls in love with eddie, and he's like... yeah, okay. alright. no, i get it. if anything happened to this guy i would steal the nuclear launch codes.

#steddie #jgkfldgj separate fic idea where everyone is talking about their best murder ideas as like a joke #nancy has a gun she's been thinking about longingly eddie's is dramatic argyle's is disturbingly competent etc #and steve is just like how many of the government officials that we know do you think i would have to fuck to get access to the nukes #idk steve is the epitome of go big or go home To Me #like he's always the one put in situations and then he commits to the bit a thousand percent and is way more extra about it than everybody #he hit billy with a fucking car . do u get that #nancy was like im gonna shoot at him like a normal person in an action film #and steve was like oh the vehicle im currently in? before airbags were invented? im gonna send it full speed into that guy #as you fucking do #the only one in the upside down mostly naked and shoeless btw #like ???? do u think this is die hard u bitch bc that hasnt come out yet #what was i talking about its 2 am

[d4rk-x-w0lf-17]

i'm very easy to please

#i'm not even joking #despite everything else that happened im very happy about this one specific thing #murder drones #murder drones spoilers #md spoilers #nuzi #n x uzi #biscuitbites

[hannibal-is-my-comfort-show]

I be promoting hannibal with the level of enthusiasm only seen in multi-level marketing scheme workers

#theres a joke abouting owing a kidney in there somehwere but im not gonna be the one to find it #this show however DOES own my soul ^-^ #people say manifesting this and manifesting that #why dont you get a REAL job and start promoting it to everyone you know until they too are part if an elaborate scheme #to bring about the 4th season of a show that ended 8 years ago?? #you cant spell hivemind without i!! #hannibal #nbc hannibal #hannibal nbc #hannibal netflix #netflix #will graham #hannibal lecter #hugh dancy #mads mikkelsen #hannibal season 4 #manifesting hannibal season 4 #murder husbands #revive hannibal #renew hannibal #hannigram

[keferon]

I jUST LEARNED

Megatron and Orion Pax meeting for the first time:

And then. When Future Megs talking to Past Orion in mtmte#36

#I #help #I didn’t understand this moment when I was reading mtmte I DIDNT HAVE THE CONTEXT #The fact that….that Megatron did so much terrible things #and hurted and murdered so many people #and tried to kill Optimus for millions of years #but when he’s talking to this past Orion #the first thing Orion pulling is #ah Megatron with an R #his first initial reaction is to joke about that one time he mispronounced Megatron’s name #because this Pax #This past version of him doesn’t remember Megatron as a tyrant. He remembers him as a guy whose name isnt Megaton oops sorry this is awkward #he’s Megatron with R my bad #it’s such a innocent little detail #Everyone around Megatron constantly reminding him about all his crimes and seeing him though ‘he is scary’ and ‘he is evil’ lenses #But this👆 #This is a reminder #Megatron wasn’t always a terrible person #He was ‘Megatron with an R’ once #I don’t know why this detail hit me so hard. I must be running out of symbols ahahah #maccadam #mtmte #tapa if you’re happen to read this #this moment is from issue 22 in a general map I gave you:)

[firestar5318]

What makes something meat or not meat?

#I’m arguing with my gf about protein powder being largely crickets #and therefore being condensed meat #making adding it smoothies and stuff a meat smoothie #and she hates that #but can’t answer my question abt what they are if not meat #this is a joke #vegans pls don’t murder me #meat #philosophy #philosophical #philosophical questions #to meat or not to meat; that is the question #sorry Shakespeare

[yo-yo-yoshiko]

Ep 48: Gerojim is the most patient retainer at times...

ep 49: “how many times are we gonna have to teach you this lesson old man?”

#kingohger #ohsama sentai kingohger #gerojim #jeramie brasieri #spider kumonos #kamejim #kingoh spoilers #maybe… maybe? #making jokes about the lates drama to cope with the coming finale lmao #i love them #love you gerojim my sweet little mayfly guy #this show knows what i want #return of the vorpal slash hands!! #i am the target audience!! #gerojim is allowed a murder! he can have as many as he wants! #also ‘kindness as ultimate strength’ character!? #yumyumyumdontmindifidothankyoukingoh

[toastybugguy]

Fanon perception:

The actual text of the show:

guys the huge difference is actually really funny when I’m not actively crying about it

#oh how I love making posts that invite discourse (JOKE. IM JOKING) #anyway guys their dynamic is actually much better and funnier if you don’t softboy-ify Stiles #Stiles: hear me out. murder. #Scott w/ tears in his eyes: PLEASE can we come up with a new plan. #brother is seeing red and Scott has to WRANGLE him #will I ever stop talking about the ‘let’s just drown Liam’ moment? no. no I won’t bc it is SO funny #Stiles you can’t just SAY that #teen wolf #scott mccall #teen wolf memes #stiles stilinski #teen wolf fandom problems #scott mccall defense squad

[maycanady]

iZOMBIE | 3.01 "Heaven Just Got a Little Bit Smoother"

#he's known for three episodes and is already joking about murdering for his zombie friends #i love #clive babineaux #malcolm goodwin #liv moore #rose mciver #major lilywhite #robert buckley #clive x liv x major #izombie #izombieedit #dcedit #tvedit #my gifs

[mxtxfanatic]

Fandom Gripe #23: I know that fandom is in some deep denial about its treatment of female characters that are canonically involved with fan favorite m/m ships, but do y’all realize that when you disappear female characters from the narrative wholesale to push the idea that your canonically straight fav was “secretly gay all along!” you’re making several bad implications? That 1) bi men don’t exist, 2) bi men do exist, but those who have genuinely loved a woman before cannot genuinely love a man after that (therefore bi men don’t exist in practice), 3) women cannot inspire genuine love and devotion in men, therefore any relationship with a woman is “lesser” than the one they later have a man (see previous parenthesis), or 4) to acknowledge the existence of a lovable woman who isn’t a terrible person, where if a relationship previously existed, it did not end because of “incompatibility,” is enough to destabilize the present relationship between two queer men?

Because why is the tgcf fandom allergic to acknowledging that He Xuan had a whole ass fiancée that he loved? Why does no one ever seem to remember that the kidnappings and murders of He Xuan’s sister and fiancée were the final straws that sent him on his rampage, and he still keeps a shrine to them in the present-day of the story? Why is her entire existence and significance to He Xuan as a man, character, and to his character arc disappeared in favor of pushing Shi Qingxuan—the brother of the man responsible for his fiancée’s death—into that same role, as if to say that her impact on He Xuan is significant... just not when it's from her? Why does He Xuan’s life in fandom essentially begin not just after her death but because of it?

#tgcf #human gripes at fandom #anyways these are rhetorical questions because I already know the answer #i just absolutely hate it #why do y’all hate female characters so badly 😭 #especially when they ‘get in the way’ of m/m ships? #mxtx shows that woman more respect in the book than fandom does outside of it #and she didn’t even give that character a name! #simply embarrassing #i could have also talked about jgy here #but let’s be real: that man never loved qin su (or anyone) #so i did not want to include him when discussing people who are *actually* capable of unconditionally loving others #but anyways #mdzs fandom sure loves to either disappear qin su #or act as if she’s the one responsible for why their precious ‘meng yao’ can’t just hop into bed with his bros #you know? the one he killed and the one he used as an accomplice in his murder? those bros? that he so obviously loved with sincerity? #at least moreso than he could ever love a *woman* amiright? #(for legal purposes that last tag was a joke) #i also really hate the implication that he xuan had no life before shi wudu ruined it #that in fact shi wudu made his life 'better' by tying him to shi qingxuan #the romanticization of shi wudu's actions to make way for a ship is... a Choice

[0rangedjuice]

Never let it be said that The Queen doesn't have a sense of humor.

#utmv #horror sans #horrortale #horrortale aliza #aliza is in the acceptance stage of grief #sans is still in bargaining #found family but the murder attempt isn't far enough back to joke about yet #draws u gayly

[rainbowpufflez]

Giovanni homophobia arc™️

#they’re all fucking with Gio which is why Rose still asks about them all dating #the real reason Team RR fell apart /j #they aren’t called Team Rainbow Rocket for nothing 😏 #all ur ships can be real if you’re brave enough #someone get Cyrus’s aro/ace outta there tho #that poor man just wants to leave #Archie and Maxie makeout session #Ghetsis is homophobic cause I say so /hj #sorry for the jumpscare in page two (lying) #Gus and Lys wouldn’t actually be dating at this point in the timeline but they are here for the joke #I tried on the French can’t promise it’s right 😭 #my friend checked it tho so hopefully we slay (shoutout to my friend tho fr!!) #All u need to know is Lys has murderous intentions as per usual #Archie is trans because I love him #Lys is Archie and Maxie’s designated fight stopper cause I hate him #team rainbow rocket #giovanni pokemon #lysandre pokemon #cyrus pokemon #lusamine pokemon #chairman rose #archie pokemon #maxie pokemon #ghetsis pokemon #perfectworldshipping #hardenshipping #<- u can tag it as other ships those are just the two ones I definitely implied #go crazy go stupid #make em a big polycule why not /hj #rainbowpufflez art tag