#joking but also not lol

[jelly-boi]

this is the yasugap dynamic in a nutshell imho

#joking but also not lol #yasugap #gappy #yasuho #higashikata jo2uke #hirose yasuho #tooru's there too but fuck him #jjba #jjl #jojolion #jojos bizarre adventure #my art

[kingdomhearts-and-soriku-trash]

“So, somehow I got Ventus’s heart into mine? How does that happen? Would Riku know?”

Why would Riku know??

He just thinking about him constantly huh-

#soriku #riku x sora #sora x riku #kingdom hearts #kingdom hearts 3 #I’m joking but also he’s in love. #joking but also not lol #i just got this post and like….HUHHH??? #me playing kingdom hearts 3 #me playing games

[tittyinfinity]

I was hanging out at the karaoke bar, chatting with a beautiful woman, and we were really hitting it off. I threw a couple of flirtatious comments her way. She giggled nervously, but abruptly stopped and looked at the floor.

She told me that she was too nervous to hit on people because she's trans and worries that people will view her as a predator and that she might get hurt.

My heart sank. I let her know that she could hit on me in whatever way she wanted and I would LOVE it. We spent the rest of the night hanging out and flirting. We ended up making out. It was great.

But I can't stop thinking about how that wasn't the first time a trans woman has said that to me. About how unsafe it is for some women that they feel the need to give out fucking disclaimers to have normal interactions with people.

We have GOT to make the world a safer place for trans women. It pisses me off that there are men at the bar who are openly predatory towards me without fear of consequence, yet a trans woman is too scared to even fucking call me pretty. And that's because she IS more likely to face worse consequences for lesser things! Like what the fuck!

You need to always check on your internalized biases. Being queer yourself doesn't absolve you of transmisogynistic thoughts and behaviors. Being bi/pansexual doesn't mean you don't hold those biases either! If you feel differently about a trans woman hitting on you than you feel about a cis woman or a man hitting on you, you need to evaluate that.

Trans women, I love you so fucking much. You should be able to express attraction and love as freely as everyone else. I hope you can always feel safe around me. And I'll never stop fighting until you can feel safe period.

#her name was Kara which we joked about bc I came with my other friend named Kara and we were at the Kara-oke bar lol #i told her about how last time i was hit on at that same bar was ALSO by another woman named Kara #she said ''i need to find a man to transition right now so we can have more karas'' 🤣😭 she was so great lol #and I'm texting another friend named Kara right now😭 soon everyone will be Kara #transmisogyny tw #.bdo

[transhitman]

Found this weird VHS in my oma's attic??? Delicious in Dungeon I guess? Anyone know if it's based on a book or something?

#dungeon meshi #delicious in dungeon #art #if the joke isn't clear these are done in the style of the rankin bass hobbit/the last unicorn #the color scheme of the third one is actually ripped directly from a screenshot of the hobbit lol #izutsumi is supposed to look like smaug also LOL #I was gonna do more of these but I got distracted lol.

[white-weasel]

Funniest bit of the dnd movie is Xenk clearly being an NPC the DM introduced for lore and plot purposes who’s a competent fighter because of course he is, his reputation and backstory require it. But whoopsies the DM made him too powerful, the whole party likes him, and now they want him to come with to fight the BBEG which will completely and utterly fuck up the encounter balance

So instead of there being any actual plot reason he can’t join Xenk just says “I can’t. This is something only you can do.” And then walks off, never to interact with the party again because the DM just knows those little shits will find a way to use their OP creation against them

#but this movie was fun! clearly understood and had fun with its source material without being pure fan service #like don’t get me wrong there was fan service and jokes but I feel like even not knowing dnd you could enjoy it #I also really liked how you could tell what each spell was as it was cast even if they weren’t named! my wizard main self was so excited lol #xenk yendar #dungeons and dragons #honor among thieves #dungeons and dragons honor among thieves #dungeons and dragons movie #dnd #idk what we’re tagging this with gang so I went with all of it

[humanmaybe]

I make my grilled cheese with garlic bread (aka just sprinkling garlic salt into the butter on the bread) and if I have it I will add goat cheese.

#poll #tumblr polls #grilled cheese #sex poll #sjshksgs #this is just bc I keep seeing the sex/dugs/club polls #and then also a ton of posts being mad about those polls lol???? #so fuck you grilled cheese poll #I’m not sure how it correlates but I think the joke was we should make dumb polls more

[twisting-in-wonderland]

Tsum boss battle-

bonus(?) and wip stuff under readmore (lol)

I would play a twst rpg - Deuce would be a good heavy physical defense and physical attacker methinks

wips - 'lineart' and the original deuce and tsum sketch that i deemed too boring, so the boss battle was drawn instead lol

#twst #twisted wonderland #art #ram's art #deuce spade #tsum deuce #twisted tsumderland #ALRIGHT I MANAGED TO FINISH THIS BEFORE THE EVENT ENDED!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! #i havent. finished it yet -BUT this was entirely a joke based on the fact that the tsums can grow in size lol #you can easily envision one of those boss battle images with the tsum towering over you right? #anyways i wanted to draw deuce as well - so win-win! #i just think it's funny to make a TSUM a boss battle like why is it so funny to me---- #ALSO why is it so hard to find a reference for the back of deuce's hair..... even my twst artbook didnt help---- #i sorta winged it with the closest reference i could find lmao #the colours look nice and vibrant on my laptop and washed out on my phone PLS tell my my phone is the one lying...............

[striveattemptfail]

had a conversation about my adhd recently then went to make this lmao

#jercy speaks #actual blogging #meme #memes #shitpost #.god idk how to tag this i just needed to share it lol #adhd #actually adhd #kung-fu panda #.sure i'll tag those lmao #.also i'm sure someone's made this exact joke already i just can't find it so i made it myself ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

[brookheimer]

rome is free (by choice)

ken is free (against his will)

shiv is not free (by choice)

con is waiting to find out if a fascist won the presidency so he can learn if he’ll be moving to slovenia or not (?????)

#succession finale round up #succession #succession spoilers #100 #500 #1000 #5000 #also i don’t actually think rome is ‘free’ lol it was just the necessary setup for the joke #he’s free from waystar #but he sure as hell isn’t Free free #just clarifying

[drulalovescas]

they cut the line that dean spread cas' ashes in a meadow by the windmill because he believed cas would have loved the place

they cut some of dean and cas' reaction in the confession

they deleted "part of me always believed that you'd come back"

they deleted the "I lost Cas and it damn near broke me"

they deleted the "and me -- I -- i lose you too and that is unacceptable to me, Dean."

they made Dean and Cas' relationship a pivotal storyline in the FINAL season of the show and then erased Cas completely from the finale.

they cut, deleted, omitted, erased SO MANY pivotal Destiel moments and yet their love still bled through. they tried so hard to diminish cas' importance to dean, to make the relationship secondary. and in the end failed epically.

#the irony of destiel being the show's legacy #wildly recognized and celebrated #also joked about but that's beside the point #anywho #i hope the show being recognized for destiel has some people mad lol #destiel #supernatural

[daily-spooky]

#And also a fun fact: during the 1600s (I THINK #I’m not entirely sure) it was actually considered rude to show someone your ankles/knees #so her showing her knees is the joke XD #funny #lol #haha #humor #meme #memes #goth #gothic #tiktok #fashion #witch #witchcore #witchblr #aesthetic #dank memes #dark humor #beauty

[bonus-links]

RUINS, pt. 14

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#this isnt the end of the chapter! #i decided to post in chunks as I finish instead of a larger update #so. more coming soon! #also i wrote that korok joke BEFORE totk and then it gave me the perfect visual for it lol #bonus links #bonuslinks #main comic #bonuslinksdotjpg #loz au #tloz #skyward sword #botw #breath of the wild

[scintillyyy]

the real reason that tim can't age over 18 is because if he did, dick would have an existential crisis about how old *he* is. wdym tim, who was 13 when dick met him, is 21 now. if tim has been doing this for 8 years, how long has dick been doing this for? wdym tim is legally old enough to drink now? if *that's* true then dick's no longer 25. when did dick suddenly get so close to 30. that's not a thing that's real. *his* annoying little brother isn't that old because dick's not that old. he hasn't really been working here for going on 20 years, right? can't be, because he just started here two days ago.

so yea, tim's not older than 17. who are you trying to kid here? dick's not gullible. he won't fall for your lies.

what utter nonsense are you going to try to tell him next? that damian's in high school or something? he's onto you.

#the tragedy of having much younger siblings is them getting older #(this is joke post but also i know them not wanting bruce and dick to get too old is why we're in this mess lol) #in my heart tim is 21 and dick has to go cry in the car after they go for a grocery run and tim picks up a 6 pack #and takes out his license to show the grocery store clerk. dick was already halfway towards taking out his own for the purchase. #dick grayson #tim drake #dick and tim

[thrumugnyr]

I mean, it's technically true.

#at least i didnt let him take my vallaslin as well or it would be even weirder to go home #lol #Dragon Age #Dragon Age: Inquisition #inquisitor lavellan #fenharel #i just really like elves ok #also watch me trying to do backgrounds #has this joke been done before? #probably lol it's so on the nose

[stilitrash]

Fionna was so damn h0rny in this episode and I completely support her <3

#fionna and cake #adventure time #simon petrikov #fionna campbell #cake the cat #winter king #the winter king #simoncest #tw sui joke #same simon SAME #I love how much they are doing their best to make simon look EVEN MORE PATHETIC WITH EACH NEW EPISODE #I just wanna give him a hug #when he says 'man I suck...' it broke my heart #but I also felt it very deeply I feel the same lol #I FUKCING LOVE TUMBLRSEXYMAN SIMON OMG #HE DID NOTHING WRONG #candy queen also did nothing wrong I would want to put simon in a blender too <3 #EPISODE 6 MADE ME INSANE #tw suicide mention #tw suicide #I'm recovering from a REALLY serious depressive episode so being able to joke about sui feels kinda cathartic... #but I still feel a bit weird about it #BUT that joke was too funny in my head to pass lol

[ca-3]

I don't think I've posted these here, but P5 shitposts from my twt again lolol

#persona 5 #persona 5 royal #persona 5 protagonist #ann takamaki #ryuji sakamoto #ca3 art #you see i have a disease that makes me draw lots of silly things 🤪 #shujin trio #ren amamiya #akira kurusu #the second one was a doodle i quote retweeted with for that tweet #no im not calling it x #sakamoto ryuji #takamaki ann #pegoryuann #????? #well first one I just made but definitely didnt post the second doodle lol #also the second one is a 'lol silent Protagonist joke'