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stephanidftba · 2 months
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I figured the Jolene loving site needed to see this
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pien-art · 1 year
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ok so these tweets absolutely possessed me so uhhh Dolly & Jolene !!!
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vintage-tigre · 6 months
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Dolly Parton, 1973
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niallsdaya · 24 days
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😭😭😭
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infiniteaonchai · 18 days
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Had to start the Pat one even though I haven't finished Petes bc I was overcome with cute aggression looking at him on pinterest.
ALSO should his color be yellow or blue?
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shopwitchvamp · 2 months
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Hello everyone, stop whatever you're doing and look at my baby dog fresh from the groomer. Usually she comes back with a bandana, but this time they put ear bows on her !!!! 🥹 I can't handle it she's too cute
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lovestereo · 25 days
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mysharona1987 · 13 days
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When you understand the song Jolene isn’t really about Dolly’s looks or Jolene’s looks. They are both beautiful women.
It’s about the man’s wandering eye. He is to blame.
Was Jolene a homewrecker? Maybe she just flirted with a married man a few times? But she never intended to break up a marriage.
Sorry, but Beyoncé’s cover never seems to cover the ambiguity. Instead it is like “Jolene, you are just evil and don’t mess with me.”
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venice-witch60s · 5 months
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themouthofthehell · 1 year
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Am I the Asshole for confronting the woman my partner has a thing for?
So I realise by the title that y’all might be inclined to think I’m the asshole, I really do get that, but let me set the scene:
I (F27) and my partner M (M30) have been in a steady relationship for a while now. Recently, however, M has been showing signs that he’s interested in a woman I’ll call J (F20s?).
At first I tried to ignore this since, after all, what’s a little infatuation so long as it remains just that? But the tipping point was when I heard him mumbling her name while sleeping! It was pretty upsetting the first time, but it’s become a regular occurrence and it honestly upsets me to the point of crying when it happens now.
Sooooo I confronted J. Now something I must emphasise so that y’all don’t think I’m making a mountain out of a molehill is that J is BEAUTIFUL with a capital B. I mean seriously, like, nobody comes close! Fiery red hair, perfect skin, deep emerald eyes, a smile like a breath of fresh air, and her voice is just so gentle and sweet…!
So maybe her looks intimidated me. After all, she could have any guy she wanted and M is my whole world! So I confronted her and asked her not to pursue M romantically… Unfortunately I did so in a pretty vocal and public fashion.
I won’t go into details, but needless to say that everybody’s heard about it now to the point that it’s what I’m most known for.
I’ll finish off by noting that I’m pretty sure J follows this blog, so I’ll take the opportunity to re-iterate my request to her:
J. J. J. J.
I’m begging of you, please don’t take my M.
What are these acronyms?
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galoogamelady · 8 months
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i love you're art and animations so much but i have a question thats kinda dumb idrk.
But are the both waiter/waitress one of your main ocs or just some characters you just threw to complete the video.
Bc DAMN they are both so fine for what??
(you can answer this only if you want ofc)
Here's some context for the original waiter, Phoebe.
The ones in the UNO reverse are not an established OC, I mostly just went with a slighlty creepy looking person based on the song. The hairstyle is heavily inspired by Phoebe Waller-Bridge in Fleabag. (Two Phoebes... a coincidence?)
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I called them Jolene in the workfiles.
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catpriciousmarjara · 3 months
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"....and here we have the image of the Terran deity of truth, Eycha-Bomba-ur-Guy, not be confused with the deity Bomb-ur, the god of abundance from the ancient Tolki-eena religion, which predates the Utubar religion entirely. Archeological excavations of the primitive holo-relics of Terra dates the Utubar religion to the two kingdoms period of the Amaz-U-na, and App-le-ple empires, in the Memetiscan era.
As stated before Eycha-Bomba-ur-Guy is a deity of truth and religious texts proclaim that he emerges whenever the principles of truth are violated. The legends we have been able to uncover from the ruins of Terra talks of a well where he is supposed to reside in and that every terran year he appears unexpectedly in order to shame the liars seeking fortune in the Holos of the kingdom of Utuba in a ruthless public sermon.
(Unfortunately we have not been able to uncover physical evidence of the kingdom as of now. Much of the information we have on the Utuba come from the Utuba Com-men-tits, the famous historical document that confirmed the theory that the Utuba people, consisting of the mortal Viu-wah, the priestly Saab-scriba, and godly Cree-atar, recorded history collectively.)
In his endeavor to champion truth Eycha-Bomba-ur-Guy is confronted by many adversaries and we can see how these battles play out in the religious iconography of the period. One of his many opponents is Tomm-y-Tallaar-ico, a rather comical figure who relentlessly takes credit for the achievements of others' and boasts about it throughout Terra. Some scholars believe him to be a fictional figure created to warn children to stay away from lying and boasting, especially because the Utuba Com-men-tits records one of the claims made by the minor deity as his mother being proud of him, which by the very nature of the deity is implied to be a false claim.
(Parental figures and their approval seems to be very important to the Terrans. Scholars have found multiple worshipful holos with terms such as Daddy, Zaddy, Mother, Mommy, and Muscle Mommy as evidence to this theory. Deviant behaviour seems to be referred to as 'Fatherless' behaviour. 'Yo Mamma' statements seem to be considered a damning insult. In addition, the ritualistic chant "Excuse me? Sorry. Mommy? Sorry. Mommy? Sorry", which is believed to be the only surviving part of the the lost Litany for Forgiveness, the pair to the Litany against Fear from the Epic of the Dune, validates the theory that Terrans craved parental approval.)
Much more sinister than the Tomm-y-Tallaar-ico is the Jayme-som-Erton, a figure that only talks in the voice of others. A negative deity presiding over plagiarism, Jayme-som-Erton pretends be your ally while making profit off of your work. After Eycha-Bomba-ur-Guy defeated him in a lengthy duel the Utuba Com-men-tits faithfully records that Jayme-som-Erton's own voice can only speak lies and to be wary of the others among the Cree-ator class that use his tricks to prosper in Utuba.
Eycha-Bomba-ur-Guy's legendary victory over Jayme-som-Erton was followed by the complete erasure of the Cree-ator's presence in the Utuba kingdom's religion beyond being used as a cautionary tale. This presents another aspect of Terran religion, called Can-cellat-Ion, a ritualistic deicide of the gods that have wronged them. Undoubtedly this is an evidence of the might of the ancient Terrans. Several pieces of historical evidence from the records known as Twee-et-er (theorized to be named after a blue avian like figure who many believe might be related to the legendary heroes Twee-dle-dee, and Twee-dle-dum) refer to multiple conflicts called the War of the Fans which lead to the Can-cellat-Ion being performed. Ancient Terrans were indeed a fearsome species. (To be noted that some deities do recover while others do not. Criteria for survival unknown.)
In the coming chapters, we'll look into more deities from Terra's various pantheons, such as the eternal enmity between the Goddess Doll-y-Par-tonn and her nemesis Jol-e-Ne. The deity Trish-a-Payt-As, whose children are harbingers for the death of malignant royals is also important to look into. The deity seems to have had hostility towards the Brie-ti-ish royals specifically as legends say they were hit twice by the deity's wrath. Also of particular interest are Ea-Nasir, a deity of trickery and mischief, and ancient literature such as the Gonch-ar-Ov, a lost epic saga whose holo-copy researchers are still trying to uncover today. Both of these are a part of the Tumb-L-Er mystery religion, whose intricate rites and rituals still remain too complex to decode...."
-Excerpt from Chapter 9, "Deities from the Holo", from Scholar Jaarp-r-Saar's The Complexities of Terran Religions.
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rogerdeakinsdp · 3 months
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DENISE RICHARDS as Marin in JOLENE (2008) dir. Dan Ireland
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gerard pick up the phone i need mcr to cover jolene by dolly parton
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colinarcartperson · 2 years
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For the yeehawgust prompt “Jolene”
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