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Here he is, Florida Dad Jotaro Kujo! Fishing Dad Jotaro Kujo
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aaamike · 2 years
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A common occurrence in the most average of Florida Prisons...
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igot-sarang-ggg · 6 days
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Jolyne's Teacher pt. 6 (Teacher reader x Jotaro)
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Chapter 6- Encounter with Dio
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Chapter 5- Friday |Masterlist|
Small Summary: It's a new school year, you're a third grade teacher at an elementary school in Florida with Jolyne Cujoh being in your class.
Tw: mention of blood
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Year 1984
It was my 18th birthday mom and dad were able to save enough money for us to go to Egypt. I was really excited, it's been ages since we've all been out on a vacation. When we arrived it was so nice being with them and trying new foods.
"Wow is that a castle?" Mom asked, "I think so." dad and I looked at what appeared to be a mansion or castle, it looked extravagant three-story, but seemed to be quite old, situated in one of the older districts of Cairo. The main building is surrounded by a wall and an extensive garden which includes numerous palm trees that were poking out. There are four towers on each corner of the rectangular main building. There was a bird falling around the building. My mom walked towards the gate, "I wouldnt go in there if I were you." One of the locals stopped us, "Why not?"
"There's something evil in that building. It would be best if you stay clear from it. Its been said to be guarded by a vampire or god and he could give you anything to your heart desires." I looked at the building and I could've sworn I saw a man standing at the window of one of the towers. A chill ran down my spine, "I think its best if we stay clear of the castle, mom and dad."
"Alright we'll stay clear from it."
The rest of the day we spent it just going around and looking at different things nearby. Night came I stayed in my hotel room as my parents went out for drinks.
Afterwards they came home. I was asleep and didn't really notice them come into the room, that was til Mom woke me up, "Y/n why don't we go to that building we saw earlier today?" They are were acting strange; they seemed like zombies being controlled by something. 
"Wait what about what the local said-"
"We're going and thats finial." Dad spoke, "Get dressed. wear this." Mom handed me a black tight dress. I wore the cloth she wanted and we made our way to the building. There was a bird flying around... a falcon? He was leading the way.
As we entered the building there was something that felt Erie about it. "Guys can we go. I'm not liking this."
"Why are you in such a hurry to leave?" A voice spoke, "You are a guest at my home."
A chill ran down my spine, "I'm sorry to enter your home, we thought it was abandoned, we'll get going now." I grabbed my parents arms trying to get them to leave with me but they weren't moving. "Please I insist that you stay, After all..."
A man appeared in front of me, "It doesn't seems like your parents want to leave." I backed away from him, but he kept inching closer I bumped into a table and grabbed whatever I could to the man's head. I hit him with a lamp cutting his face, "That was rude." In the darkness I could see the man wiped the blood and licked it off his fingers. "I invite you to my home and this is the way you greet me." Candles in the room sudden were lite.
I took a good look at him, he looked pale almost transparent. He wore a black sleeveless turtleneck and a necklace. Our gaze met I quickly looked away; looking at my parents, "Why aren't my parents doing anything?! What did you do to them?!" I tried pushing the man away but he somehow moved behind me, "What did I do?" He whispered in my ear, "Aren't you assuming that I've done something to them without any proof that I did?"
I turned around to face him but he was gone, where is he? Why does he keep disappearing like that!? "Who are you?"
"I'm sure your parents can tell you who I am Y/n." He said my name, how did he know my name? I felt a shortness of breathe. "Mom, dad, please snap out of it and lets go!"
"We're not leaving. Lord Dio has ordered us to bring you here so he can feed on you. We must provide food for him." As those words left dad's lips I left a cold shift in the air around me. The man named Dio was gonna kill me, "We must provide for Lord Dio!." My parents ran towards me.
"I won't kill you... Not yet at least." He was in front of me again, my parents now stopping in their tracks. "I'll let you live, if... You agree to give yourself to me."
"I won't." I stated. He chuckled cross his arms, "You don't have a choice dear. Either you stay and nothing happens to you or... you don't and I kill your parents and then you," He wrapped his arms around my waist and got closer whispering in my ear, "So the last memory you have before death is me slaughtering your family and you knowing you could have done something to stop me from killing them." I pulled away from him.
I looked at my parents, "Don't worry about your parents love. They were willing to give you up just for money and riches."
"I dont believe you." I was scared, did they, really?
"They did. You see I have them under my control. I planted a Flesh bud as a from of contract with them. I'm able to manipulate my hair to create parasites, which can then insert into a human's head. These flesh buds pierce through the skull into part of the brain, thus making your parents compliant to my demands once they make that contract with me." Why would they sell me for money to him? Who is this man that they are willing to give me to him without a second thought? "Can you remove it?" I asked him.
"I'll say this again and I won't repeat myself. I'll let your parents live if you agree to be with me. Ive been drawn to you my love." He now stood in front of me, gently grabbing my face forcing me to look at him, I felt scarred and disgusted, I looked back at my parents, "You promise you'll let them go and live normal lives?" Dio inched closer to me our lips being inches apart. "I promise. I am a man of my word." His voice gave me chills. "I'll stay with you just promise that I get to live, you dont put a flesh bud in me, and you get rid of mind control bud you have planted on their brains."
"You have a deal." Dio smiled. A group of men walked in, "Take her to my room and for her parents I'll remove the buds." The men did as Dio told them to do.
Since that day I never say my parents again, I never knew if they lived or die.
Present Friday.
"Y/n he can stop time! HE IS A STAND USER WHY DON'T YOU UNDERSTAND THAT!" why can't that voice leave me, "You must listen to your master!" I covered my ears, "You died and you continue to hunt me even after death. why can't you leave me alone?! I refuse to believe that he is a stand user and I refuse to believe that he has the extract same power as you!" I looked up at him, "You said it yourself stand users have unique powers and NO ONE can duplicate them, so why does he have the same one as you!? DID HE STEAL THE WORLD FROM YOU?! IS THAT WHY YOUR FUCKING HUNTING ME?! CAUSE YOU WANT THE WORLD BACK!?"
"He has information! That is a Joestar!... Ask that little brat her grandfathers last and first name when you see her again." If hes a Joestar then that means, "Jotaro was the one that killed you?"
Dio didnt anything, "Why do you torment me Dio?"
"Why? WHY DO YOU THINK!? THE MAN YOU'VE FALLEN IN LOVE WITH
 h̷̶̘̘̬ͭ̏͞͡a҉͖̟̜̞̂̃̑̽͢͢͠͡s҉̝̭̦͚̑ͯ̌͡ k҉̴̶̬͈̫̹͖̾̎ͭ́̍̐͜͜͝͠i҉̧̯̤̙͔̑ͧ̅̔ͦ́͜͟͢͝͠l̶҉̰͚͖͕̍̈́̅͗̏̇͢͜͜͝l̶҉̰͚͖͕̍̈́̅͗̏̇͢͜͜͝e̵̡̫̫͍͕̎ͭ̐͟͟͝͞d҉̴̷̧̢̛̖͔̤ͯ̔̑̄͢͟͡͠ m̴̵҉̸̲̗̰̼͗͌̃̇͟͟͟͠͞͠e̵̡̫̫͍͕̎ͭ̐͟͟͝͞, h̷̶̘̘̬ͭ̏͞͡i҉̧̯̤̙͔̑ͧ̅̔ͦ́͜͟͢͝͠s҉̝̭̦͚̑ͯ̌͡ f҉̴̥͎̰̰̒͌͛͐ͧ̕͜͝͡͞a҉͖̟̜̞̂̃̑̽͢͢͠͡m̴̵҉̸̲̗̰̼͗͌̃̇͟͟͟͠͞͠i҉̧̯̤̙͔̑ͧ̅̔ͦ́͜͟͢͝͠l̶҉̰͚͖͕̍̈́̅͗̏̇͢͜͜͝ȳ̸̵̩̜͔͍̔́͟͟͢͡ i҉̧̯̤̙͔̑ͧ̅̔ͦ́͜͟͢͝͠s҉̝̭̦͚̑ͯ̌͡ t҉̷҉̢͖͔̹͛̌͊͘͜͢͠͡͡h̷̶̘̘̬ͭ̏͞͡e̵̡̫̫͍͕̎ͭ̐͟͟͝͞ r҉̵҉̛̠̩̥̋ͦ̆͆͟͞͡͞͠e̵̡̫̫͍͕̎ͭ̐͟͟͝͞a҉͖̟̜̞̂̃̑̽͢͢͠͡s҉̝̭̦͚̑ͯ̌͡o҉̢̡̲͇̌͗̀͢͝n̸͐̈́͟͟͝ f҉̴̥͎̰̰̒͌͛͐ͧ̕͜͝͡͞o҉̢̡̲͇̌͗̀͢͝r҉̵҉̛̠̩̥̋ͦ̆͆͟͞͡͞͠ o҉̢̡̲͇̌͗̀͢͝u̶͖̖͆̊̈́͡͡r҉̵҉̛̠̩̥̋ͦ̆͆͟͞͡͞͠ s҉̝̭̦͚̑ͯ̌͡u̶͖̖͆̊̈́͡͡f҉̴̥͎̰̰̒͌͛͐ͧ̕͜͝͡͞f҉̴̥͎̰̰̒͌͛͐ͧ̕͜͝͡͞e̵̡̫̫͍͕̎ͭ̐͟͟͝͞r҉̵҉̛̠̩̥̋ͦ̆͆͟͞͡͞͠i҉̧̯̤̙͔̑ͧ̅̔ͦ́͜͟͢͝͠n̸͐̈́͟͟͝g̷̵̸̡̼̱͎͎̞ͤͬ̅͢͟͞ f҉̴̥͎̰̰̒͌͛͐ͧ̕͜͝͡͞o҉̢̡̲͇̌͗̀͢͝r҉̵҉̛̠̩̥̋ͦ̆͆͟͞͡͞͠ u̶͖̖͆̊̈́͡͡s҉̝̭̦͚̑ͯ̌͡ n̸͐̈́͟͟͝o҉̢̡̲͇̌͗̀͢͝t҉̷҉̢͖͔̹͛̌͊͘͜͢͠͡͡ b҉͙̺̻̥̅̎͋̕͜͝͡͞͠e̵̡̫̫͍͕̎ͭ̐͟͟͝͞i҉̧̯̤̙͔̑ͧ̅̔ͦ́͜͟͢͝͠n̸͐̈́͟͟͝g̷̵̸̡̼̱͎͎̞ͤͬ̅͢͟͞ t҉̷҉̢͖͔̹͛̌͊͘͜͢͠͡͡o҉̢̡̲͇̌͗̀͢͝g̷̵̸̡̼̱͎͎̞ͤͬ̅͢͟͞e̵̡̫̫͍͕̎ͭ̐͟͟͝͞t҉̷҉̢͖͔̹͛̌͊͘͜͢͠͡͡h̷̶̘̘̬ͭ̏͞͡e̵̡̫̫͍͕̎ͭ̐͟͟͝͞r҉̵҉̛̠̩̥̋ͦ̆͆͟͞͡͞͠ 
AND YOU EXPECT ME ACCEPT THAT?!"
"Leave."
"Y/n-"
"I SAID LEAVE!"
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simplifiedbabyart · 4 years
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oh shit a rat 🐀
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franzivonkarma · 4 years
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rednegade · 5 years
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Florida Woman charged with vehicular homo-cide breaks out of prison to assault priest.
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cesca-untoldstories · 2 years
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👏GIVE👏THE👏MILF👏HER👏HAPPY👏ENDING👏
Thank you so much for been interested! I mean to tell the truth I always have a hard time with those "and She waited lonely for her lover to come" nothing against that when both part are the same or someone died but in this one when both are divorced since 2009 even if they care for eachother love is something you have to take care of daily, and she needed someone that tell her she is loved and cared for... to take her out of her own depression too. the happy ending I want for the Cujoh / Kujo / Kanokami /Castiglier Family.
under the cut-!
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Those who are reading this know what happens at the end of Stone Ocean, assuming everything is normal after that event in Florida. Francesca would finally confess the true origin of Jonas, who by that date is 9/10 years old. I want to believe that by the time that Stone Ocean occurs, Jolyne's mother had someone accompanying her whenever he could; It could be considered a temporary and almost unconditional love but always present when she needs it, especially when Jolyne falls into jail and is completely alone.
This time would be precise to mend problems of the past, Jolyne has matured with all the events of Stone Ocean; she has finally understood the true purposes of her father, she does not forgive his actions but she does understand them. also with the news of a half brother and the true purposes of Francesca in hiding Jonas, she understood everything. Jolyne has fully matured and she stopped feeling resentment and loneliness to turn a new chapter in her life.
This time it would be special for Jolyne to talk about some important things with her father, and to realize that they are more alike than she thought. Jolyne believing that since Jonas exists that was the reason why Jotaro abandoned her but confessing with the pain in his heart that he never knew about Jonas, Francesca always hid it with the purpose of not giving more problems to those he already had and he wants to amend his role as father, even if it is late and with both of them.
Jolyne would be the one who would begin to disarm the great knot that tightens everyone in the throat. her first step would be for her father to pluck up the courage and speak the truth with her mother. quite a strong reunion for Jotaro since seeing his ex-wife receive him somewhat tense and greet him formally would be a painful fact for both of them. but Jolyne is the one who is in charge of making it calmer. They both end up hugging Jolyne and apologizing for all the mistakes in the past. Jotaro knows that his ex-wife has found true happiness with a man who loves her and is with her every day giving her constant love and affection, he is not jealous... he is proud that his ex-wife can forgive him and has lovingly moved on. and independently. her husband at first would have a grudge against Jotaro but nothing beyond what her wife says about her. and after a full conversation everyone would be on good terms. Jotaro feeling that at least that part of his life is calm that was the happiness of Jolyne and his ex-wife. He loves his ex-wife but this love is more familiar this time, but now he need to repair another problem and jolyne is ready to help him.
At first it would be somewhat painful, Jonas is the kind of child who admires and adores his father, Francesca's husband, and knowing that he really is not his father at such a young age would certainly tear him to pieces and he would need time to better accept the facts. It is a huge job but everyone is willing to collaborate so that it is not so difficult for Jonas to accept his true origins.
by the time they finish leaving the Kanokami house being cordially dismissed and invited again. Jolyne asks her father what he really wants in his life to which he replies that he will continue in what he has always done. Jolyne already knows his lies and asks him again but this time romantically to which Jotaro breaks down mentioning that he has always been in love with Francesca but he made the mistake of letting her go without stopping her and for the same reason, he would wait an eternity until they can be together, no matter the age or the time, he will wait.
Jolyne finds it somewhat tragic but her father has always been silent and patient, to wait for all that he had to wait since his youth and with different problems, that time it will take care of her to get to know him more and even get more involved with the issue of the foundation speedwagon.
but here we are to read happy things right?
Jolyne has gotten engaged, she will soon get married and for the family photo she is with her partner. Her mother with her family on one side and her father alone on the other. something in her stops the cameraman and he gets up to look for Francesca with her family; Kei, Mia, Jonas and little Camillo. who stand next to Jotaro for the photo. In the photo there are no false smiles, in fact everyone smiles for Jolyne that day, everyone in that photo really loves her and adores her, regardless of the problems of the past, now she lives in the present.
The years have passed, Kei Kanokami has died of lung cancer and after years of mourning for Francesca trying to get ahead Jotaro comes to help her, he does not look for anything in return and there were years where they both needed tranquility and talk things, living together always respecting the moment of silence for Kei, his best friend's husband and his boss at the Speedwagon foundation and colleague.
It is not until they are already 50-something that they really realize that life goes on and they have lived together so long that it would be nice to grow old together, as they always thought in their youth and now after years they have confessed. Christmas has arrived and many visitors await; Jolyne and her little family have arrived, Jolyne's mother and her family in the same way, Mia and her family that together with Jonas have arrived. without a doubt a Christmas full of happiness and good memories.
Midnight has arrived and the children begin to open their gifts, Jolyne sits on the couch looking longingly at the Christmas tree. A feeling of melancholic happiness tightens her heart and Mia comes to her side to ask her what is happening. her all her Christmas when she was little she lived them only with her mother, only and her only wish was always to have those big parties where everyone celebrates and laughs. She always wanted a large family where everyone celebrates together to which Mia replies that in her youth she was always alone with her father, and sometimes he wasn't even there. So it could be said that she always want the same thing.
she puts an arm behind his neck and brings it closer to his head, crashing gently and staying like that for a moment, while saying to the air "But now we have what we always want, a large and numerous family where we are all finally happy and no one has been left out"
Jolyne smiles and both are left admiring that Christmas tree watching how the children run with their new toys, her mother and her husband take photos and try to sort out the mess they have left, other adults laugh with the little ones and Jotaro and Francesca admire everything they ever wanted and ever spoke in the cold desert of Egypt. when they were only 17 and 15 years old.
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talesofsonicasura · 2 years
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Chaotic thought. Instead of being warped into the MCU, Eddie and Venom just have a bunch of kids dumped on them from different universes. Kids in question?
Ushio Aotsuki and his Azafuse partner Tora
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Jolyne Cujoh, Giorno Giovanna, and Josuke Higashikata (Stands are visible to those not from JJBAverse)
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Jak and Daxter, after the breaking Jak out of prison in Jak 2
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Rin Okumura
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Edward and Alphonse Elric, before Ed becomes a State Alchemist
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Spyro, the dark Spyro games like Eternal Night
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Rayman, from the trilogy and post Hoodlum Havoc
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So not only are they stuck with a bunch of teens from different worlds while on the lamb but a lot of language barriers as well. Miscommunication, transformation mishaps, superpower craziness, utter confusion, bad guy thrashing, breakdowns, fluff, hurt/comfort, protectiveness, chaotic shenanigans, world building and found family for:
A tired human disaster journalist, his symbiote dork of a partner, a middle schooler that hunts demons and has poor drawing skills plus the tiger demon that swears to eat him but is just a giant tsundere, three teenagers with spirits and bizarre fashion, a recently traumatized elven teen looking for vengeance with his wisecracking ottsel partner that just broke him out of jail, the Son of Satan who just watched his foster father die because his blood related dad tried to drag him to hell, two kids with the oldest having his arm and leg replaced with robot limbs while the youngest soul is stuck inside a suit of armor, a young dragon whose life starts to become hell before being ripped from his universe, and a cocky, smartass Thingamajig that sometimes punch first and ask question later.
They end up becoming family, a dysfunctional family, that gives the middle finger to canonicity of the universes. i.e: Jak 2 and 3, JoJo's Bizarre Adventure Eyes of Heaven, Fullmetal Alchemist, Blue Exorcist, dark Spyro games, and Ushio To Tora/Ushio and Tora. Rayman trilogy ended after Hoodlum Havoc since Origins and Legends are a reboot.
(Will add edits if someone tries to write this or I write it. This idea is free real estate for everyone.)
Edit 1: Shenanigans that are likely to happen
'What the hell are you?' or 'What the fuck?' thrown about for 30 minutes.
Weird pose contest that Tora, Edward and Eddie are reluctantly dragged into.
Venom wanting to bite off the heads of all the people that caused some sort of trouble to their otherworldly wards.
Lot of language barrier misunderstandings from words to actions.
Venom Hot Potato, or, something makes Venom go stir crazy and unwilling body swaps with group at random until a solution is found.
Campfire story telling and a beach day!
Thingamajig, purple dragon, ottsel and 12 year old blonde accidentally overthrow a drug cartel.
Ranking fangs and claws!
How To Train Your Dark Eco Elf Son with Venom
Edward exploits cat-like traits of feline group members with a laser pointer, even gets those who aren't related to a feline in shape or form.
Eddie wonders how a suit of armor can be cute and adorable. Venom feels offended
Pickpocketing and a lot of cat theft, Eddie ends up having a two tailed shapeshifting demon cat for a pet
Self Care for those with wings, horns, fur, scales, tails and helicopter hair.
Outfit swap that ends with trolling tired journalist.
Edit 2: More shenanigans likely to happen
Eddie and Venom learn not to say anything offensive about Josuke's pompadour, Ushio's drawing skills, or Edward's height via someone else facing the consequences.
Jak can't stand laying on his back when asleep. Rin, Rayman, Eddie and Venom decide to help.
Tora and Venom runs off with a Florida man's barbecue. Spyro somehow ends up in a lake because of it.
Tired journalist realizes getting captured or being put in jail is unfortunately common in the group.
Jolyne, Giorno and Rayman start a prank war. Small town becomes re-enactment of Stay Puft Marshmallowman's defeat.
Venom playing matchmaker. Doesn't goes as well as expected.
Eddie keeps finding out that missing, absent or bad dads is becoming a trend.
Heard of body swap? Get ready for species swap. Or Edward hates magic even more.
Ushio accidentally turns into a beast! Spyro and Daxter try to help with random success.
Rayman, Jak and Alphonse get lost then accidentally create a new urban legend.
Anne and Dan find out that Eddie Brock absolutely sucks at staying under the radar.
Weird biology in a nutshell. Edward nerds out.
Eddie thinks that all of his kids need therapy. Venom thinks they just need a shit ton of hugs... and a pile of heads of those who hurt them.
Symbiote and journalist accidentally get called dad by Giorno. More dad calls are quick to follow alongside dad jokes.
Venom nesting and Eddie's completely worried about another Carnage situation. Group of 14 might become 15.
Edit 3: Group Roles and shenanigans with Sleeper
Eddie Brock: Chooses where they go, handle Venom/Sleeper's needs, makes group decisions and try to be a father figure.
Venom: Protects the group especially Eddie, keep Eddie focused, hunts for food in wilderness, try to be a father figure.
Ushio Aotsuki: Keep Tora and the non-human members of the group from being seen and out of trouble, helps forage for food
Tora: Hunts for food whenever in wilderness, helps train Rin, Spyro, Rayman and Jak with their powers and use their animalistic instincts.
Josuke Higashikata: Treats injuries alongside Giorno, make sure everyone is in good health and has decent hygiene.
Giorno Giovanna: Tends to injuries alongside Josuke but also tend to any sickness, identity edible plants or mushrooms while foraging, handles finances.
Jolyne Kujoh: Fixes up clothing, helps Ushio look over the group, find safe places to rest.
Jak and Daxter: Keep track of essentials and tools, helps Edward with repairs and his automail, Daxter serves as lookout.
Rin Okumura: Cooks for the group, handles food, optionally teaches Venom to properly cook
Edward and Alphonse Elric: Repairs mechanical devices, handles map and electronic, creates shelter in emergencies.
Spyro: Manage the campfire, aerial lookout with Rayman, procures stuff to sell for extra cash
Rayman: Aerial lookout with Rayman, procures materials for Giorno, Edward and Alphonse need to transmute, keeps the group's moral up.
Sleeper: Be baby.
Shenanigans with Sleeper!
Group quickly falls in love with the new baby Symbiote. Not even Tora could resist the cuteness.
Edward updates his book to keep track of Sleeper's growth. Learns that the little goo ball liked sleeping in people's hair.
Rayman's first babysitting job. Becomes a disaster and it's not because of the baby.
Jak gets horribly sick and Sleeper bonds with him! Chemokinesis induced Dark Eco has strange effects.
Ushio tries to draw Sleeper. Baby symbiote ends up drawing him.
Tora's spinoff adventure! Tora and the Baby Symbiote.
Rin makes lasagna. Little slimeball gets addicted to the pasta.
Dark Daxter! Or Symbiote bonding to ottsel goes awry!
Alphonse and Sleeper are separated from the group. Baby learns a new trick.
Return to San Francisco. Giorno, Jolyne and Josuke steals a house with small slimeball as accomplice.
Group sleep pile. Venom and Eddie look over their new life.
Spyro visits Ms Chen with Sleeper. Gets spoiled after chasing off robbers.
Dan and Anne find Eddie alongside meeting his ragtag group of kids. Everyone likes Dan while Anne is just happy her ex fiancee found his own family.
San Francisco is about to get really chaotic once it's safe for Eddie to return.
That's all I have to say. Ciao with this thought stuck in your head!
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stalkerkyoko · 3 years
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I should’ve know JOJO part would BE IN Florida.
Set near Port St. Lucie, Florida in 2011, the story follows Jotaro Kujo's daughter, Jolyne Cujoh
FLorida is florida MAN
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Sighs right by shadwood 16 in Boca raton
Same shopping area
You telling me Karen didn’t have a Stand?
I AM NOT UNDER ARREEEEEEEEESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSTTTTTTTTTTTTTT
@kirito-kuro-no-kenshi
@jinglebellrockstars
@catcarolingwiththebprd
Espicaly cat WHO Wants to see SOuth FL
I Would say that’s boca aggressive yeah
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i want to get into jojo, but i dont know where to start lol, do you think you could summarize it:?
ok ok so despite what people say, my friend gave me a flash drive with all of part 3 (stardust crusaders) on it, and after that i watched 4 and 5 and then went back to 1 and 2 and god i’m terrible at explaining but I’ll try my best lol
Anyways tbh,,, each part can be watched on their own since they all have a different protagonist and plot/setting. I don’t recommend watching it completly out of order (like 4->2->5->etc) but recurring characters from other parts are present so you may not fully understand their importance at first.
SO it’s very long like not as long as homestuck but maybe a tier or two below so I’m going to go over the main aspects of each parts below with a copied-pasted summary from the wiki in italics and a better understanding underneath:
Warnings: gore heavy, sexual assault, I’ll add more as I think about it (i’m sorry it’s almost 1am here)
Some good ol’ vocab
Hamon/Ripple: a technique used in the early parts of Jojo's Bizarre Adventure. Through the use of controlled breathing, the user can fill their body and attacks with sunlight energy, making it very effective against Vampires, Zombies, and Pillar Men.
Stands:  a visual manifestation of life energy, unique to the JoJo's Bizarre Adventure series. It generally presents itself as a figure hovering over or near the user and possesses abilities beyond that of an ordinary human, which, depending on the Stand User, can be wielded for good or evil.
Part One: Phantom Blood (9 episodes)
In 19th-century England, a youth named Dio Brando is adopted by the wealthy George Joestar to repay Dio's father for seemingly saving his life. Jonathan Joestar, who aspires to become a gentleman, finds himself shunned by his family and friends as part of Dio's plot to take the Joestar fortune for himself.
This is the beginning of JJBA. Each protagonist of each part is nicknamed “JoJo” (i.e. Jonathan Joestar), so like it’s the protag’s bizarre adventure, and they are super weird!!!
Anyways Dio is Jonathan’s adoptive brother, and he’s like just pure evil and is the antithesis of Jonathan and later he becomes a vampire. Jonathan meets a man who teaches him Hamon/Ripple which he tries to use against Dio.
Part Two: Battle Tendency (17 episodes)
Taking place in 1938-39, the story follows the misadventures of Joseph Joestar (a.k.a. JoJo), grandson of Jonathan, as he masters his innate Ripple abilities in order to combat hostile, ancient super-beings named the Pillar Men, creators of the Stone Mask that plot to become the ultimate lifeforms.
Joseph is Jonathan’s grandson, so this shows that this series follows the JoJo bloodline (so like descendants of Jonathan) and their misadventures. But yeah like the summary above states, Joseph also learns Hamon/Ripple (it’s the same thing idk why it has two names).
Part Three: Stardust Crusaders (48 episodes)
Jotaro Kujo and his friends as they journey from Tokyo to Cairo to save his mother's life by defeating his family's resurrected archenemy, DIO.
OK the concept of Hamon/Ripple here is just, completly removed lmao and in my opinion i think it’s better. Hamon is replaced with Stands, which many characters have. Jotaro Kujo is Joseph’s grandson, so again, follows the bloodline. HEY I LOVE THIS PART!!!! The majority of the story takes place in south Asia, the Middle East, and Egypt which is great bc i’m brown and it’s nice to see some rep in anime even if it’s not the main focus lol ANYWAYS sorry for the tangent just if anything I recommend starting with Stardust Crusaders since Jotaro is kind of the mascot of JJBA, but of course up to you
Part Four: Diamond is Unbreakable (39 episodes)
Takes place in the summer of 1999 in Morioh, a midsized japanese town. Jotaro Kujo has come to visit for two reasons. One, to meet Josuke Higashikata, Joseph Joestar's illegitimate son. And two, to find a serial killer, and figure out how he got a stand.
Parts 4-6 explore the Stand concept in depth, where they came from, why certain people get a stand while others don’t, etc. while also havinf their own plots aside from that. Part 4 is more slice of life-ish but of course still has it’s fair share of gore and sadness, but compared to others I personally think it has a more uplifting endings than the other parts which is great bc Josuke deserves the world
Part Five: Vento Aureo aka Golden Wind (39 episodes)
Set in 2001 Italy, the story follows Giorno Giovanna and his dream to rise within the Neapolitan mafia and defeat the boss of Passione, the most powerful and influential gang, in order to become a "Gang-Star". With the aid of a capo and his men, and fueled by his own resolve, Giorno sets out to fulfill his goal of absolving the mafia of its corruption.
This is the season that just ended (summer 2019). Giorno is actually Dio’s son, but is still considered to be part of the JoJo bloodline because of.... spoilers. ANYWAYS this is kind of where jjba becomes more “feminine” in lack of a better word; with its floral/art imagery and Giorno not being as masculine as the other parts’ protagonists. Anyways i cried.
Part Six: Stone Ocean
In 2011, Florida; Jolyne Cujoh, daughter of Jotaro, is wrongfully accused of a crime she didn't commit and sent to a maximum security prison. While imprisoned, she struggles within a longstanding plot agreed between dead villain DIO and ideologue Enrico Pucci.
Here is our very first female jojo (wow gif) but let me tell you all the female characters in this part are so badass and powerful in their own ways it’s just... wrow. This part isn’t animated yet but hopefully will be bc I need to see Jolyne or else I will die.
Part Seven: Steel Ball Run 
Set in the U.S. in 1890, the story follows Johnny Joestar, a paraplegic ex-jockey, and Gyro Zeppeli, master in a mystic art named the Spin, as they compete with a vast number of others in the Steel Ball Run race: a mad-dash across America for a grand prize of 50 million dollars.
Steel Ball Run describes a new continuity apart from that detailed in Part 1-6 of the series. On top of core features to JoJo such as Stands, the story is marked by many references to the original series.
Legit I just finished reading this in the last week and it is a fan favorite. I’m still processing everything that happened honestly kjsdhfsjkdhfj but yes it’s good 9/10 imo. Anyways this is on a different timeline from parts 1-6 because of the events that happened in Stone Ocean.
Part Eight: JoJolion
The story begins in 2011 and follows Josuke Higashikata, a young man afflicted by retrograde amnesia, in his search to uncover his identity in Morioh Town, a coastal Japanese town affected by the Tohoku earthquakeW. However, his digging pulls him and his adoptive family into the unfinished business between his previous life and an impending inhuman threat.
I haven’t read this part yet but i will, but know that this part is in the same timeline as Steel Ball Run.
OK THANK U FOR READING i didn’t do any of my hw and I’m going to sleep now but I hope this helps!!! IM SO SORRY IF THIS IS MORE THAN YOU WANTED I’m just extra and hopefully this can be summed up in a better way but yeah: that’s jojo’s bizarre adventure in a nutshell.
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a few jojo characters and the memes they would enjoy: a list
• jonathan joestar: he'd be that guy who doesn't understand memes at all
• erina pendleton: wholesome memes in general
• robert e. o. speedwagon: dead memes. especially those rage comics from 2012
• dio brando/DIO: anything involving wine, the goth aesthetic and shades of narcissism
• joseph joestar (young and old): literally a shitposting machine
• caesar a. zeppeli: he'd probably laugh at joseph's shitposting... just not in front of him. and i feel like he'd get a good laugh from the "...bro" memes
• elizabeth joestar, AKA lisa lisa: has a similar taste to dio's
• rudolph von stroheim: as he's a literal nazi, i figure he'd like alt-right memes or so
• the pillar men: wtf they have no time for that human nonsense (though kars would secretly be fond of doggo/birb memes)
• jotaro kujo: he'd look at lame puns but just to get angry
• noriaki kakyoin: oh, he'd surely be a channer and love /v/. there is a 99.9% probability that he would've helped 4chan track shia labeouf down. and he still collects rare pepes just because he likes the damn frog so much
• jean pierre polnareff: no preferences. anything would make him laugh. ANYTHING, i say.
• muhammad avdol: he'd probably have a good laugh at the weirdest shit in existence
• iggy: he would feel like every human meme is too normie for him
• vanilla ice: this man would have a fanpage for dio and post memes about him, alongside pucci, mariah and enyaba
• terence trent d'arby: one who would enjoy memes about gaming (but not the ones that we see on facebook). a loyal follower of /v/, just like kakyoin
• hol horse: y'know the kind of jokes that your dad and/or your uncle make on whatsapp? this is the one.
• josuke higashikata: he'd be all over doge and would beat up anyone who claims it to be a dead meme. because, y'know, he's practically the human form of doge. insulting doge would be insulting him, just like the hair thing he's got going on
• okuyasu nijimura: like erina, he'd post wholesome memes all over, and probably some weird internal jokes with josuke
• koichi hirose: anything that his friends say is good
• rohan kishibe: memes about the struggle of being an artist (especially from tumblr)
• yukako yamagishi: the kind of memes that teenage girls like
• reimi sugimoto: doggo memes, all of them
• mikitaka hazekura: weird-ass jokes that no one understands and laughs at exactly because of this
• yuya fungami: he'd make memes of himself and would use them unironically in every situation possible
• shigekiyo "shigechi" yangu: overly saturated memes that no one can stand anymore
• yoshikage kira (parts 4 and 8): i bet 2 dollars that he'd share anything as long as it's about laughing at the expense of idiots
• giorno giovanna: have you ever seen this man. he does not laugh. he wouldn't post any memes at all.
• bruno buccellati: he would actually and sincerely laugh at everything the other passione members sent to him
• guido mista: his favourite meme would be "no homo bro", to the point that he'd say that to giorno all the time, who wouldn't get it and just stare blankly at mista
• narancia ghirga: the dANKEST MEMES IN EXISTENCE
• leone abbacchio: depression memes, to a point where the other passione members would start to become worried about him
• trish una: memes about pop singers and LGBT culture in general (she's like the typical straight girl who says she's "one with The Gays™")
• pannacotta fugo: he would give angery reacts to every meme even if he liked it
• vinegar doppio: no memes, just cute pictures of anime girls and dogs
• risotto nero: he looks very menacing, but the kind of memes he would like is... dad jokes. all over.
• ghiaccio: to quote the man himself, and that may or may not be an actual ghiaccio quote, "WHO THE FUCK HAS TIME TO LAUGH??? I AM TOO ANGRY FOR THIS"
• cioccolata: the kind of meme that makes you think "what sort of psychopathic fuck would get even the slightest laugh from this shit"
• diavolo: he wouldn't normally laugh at anything, but if doppio showed him any meme he would probably chuckle
• jolyne cujoh: memes about sex. even before she turned 18, she'd still make these jokes over and over
• ermes costello: would giggle at lesbian memes but swear to god that she isn't one
• f.f.: she doesn't understand human humour, but would definitely have some good laughs at the lamest facebook memes in existence
• wes bluemarine AKA weather report: any sort of memes that make fun of florida, for any reason
• narciso anasui: those memes like "we are number one but every one is replaced by pingu saying NOOT"
• gwess: has pretty much the same sense of humour as cioccolata's, only more toned down
• enrico pucci: aside from managing the dio fanpage mentioned above, he would also like christian memes ofc
• johnny joestar: oh he'd laugh so hard at the "i have crippling depression" meme, because he would just find it so relatable. and then cry afterward
• gyro zeppeli: like in canon, he'd share pointless jokes, stupid puns and songs that became memes (such as man's not hot or the 7th element)
• lucy steel: a very simple girl, would laugh at anything mr. steel showed her. like her original universe counterpart, she'd also be fond of wholesome memes
• diego brando: like kira, would share memes that make fun of others. probably an addict to failarmy compilations
• hot pants: christian memes, like pucci, given her religious background
• sandman: that one image that has a boy presenting a powerpoint slide that says "white people are crazy" would be, hands down, his favourite
• funny valentine: there's a very high chance that he'd share memes poking fun at hideous spelling/grammar errors. and memes mocking the UK. he'd also say "FREEDOM, BITCH" unironically
• jo2uke higashikata: his timeline would be comprised of lame puns. he'd also make some OCs and show them all to yasuho before publishing them
• yasuho hirose: haha reacts at every meme jo2uke posts
• norisuke higashikata IV: the daddest dad jokes. no one can compare to his dad jokes. he would be a winner in that aspect
• daiya higashikata: music memes (and, as she's blind, she'd ask kyo to read the memes for her)
• joshuu higashikata: would probably like the ideal GF meme and make a "yasuho GF" of his own
• hato higashikata: similarly to trish above, she'd enjoy memes about pop singers. and there's a high chance that she'd like stuff about the kardashians
• jobim higashikata: beetle memes if those exist at all. the man would also be a huge pokémon lover as well, and share jokes about the franchise
• tsurugi higashikata: as in canon, lame puns. jobim would also show him the pokémon jokes, which tsurugi would greatly appreciate
• kyo nijimura: doesn't laugh in front of the higashikatas, but she herself would make some OCs at the expense of the family and send them to jo2uke, hoping that his "kira" side appreciates those
• kaato higashikata: she once saw one of kyo's OCs. and damn, she loved it so much that she begs kyo to send more, especially if they're about norisuke
• karera sakunami: anything will make this woman laugh, especially relatable memes
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mangaredditdotcom · 4 years
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Jojo's Bizarre Adventure.
Alternative: ジョジョの奇妙な冒険 ; Jojos Bizarre Adventure
Description : Parts I to V: (Volumes 001 to 063) An epic horror-action-adventure! Once there was a mighty bloodline of heroes: the Joestars. In the 1880s, Englishman Jonathan Joestar gave his life to defeat Dio, a megalomaniacal vampire. Now, 100 years later, Dio is back, and Jonathan's descendants must travel to Egypt to destroy their ancestral enemy once and for all. On one side: Joseph Joestar and Jotaro Kujo ("JoJo" for short)...a globetrotting martial artist and his delinquent Japanese-English grandson. On the other side: a vampire and an army of murderers possessed by evil spirits, the monstrous "Stands". But Jotaro and Joseph have "Stands" too...and the stage is set for a terrifying battle as the heroes fight their way around the world! Adapted into anime, action figures and video games, JoJo's Bizarre Adventure is one of the weirdest, most influential Jump manga ever! Part VI: (Volumes 064 to 080) Time: Early 21st Century -- Place: A Florida prison Set in and around the maximum-security Green Dolphin Street prison in Florida, surrounded by palm trees, swamps, and man-eating alligators, this storyline stars Jolyne Cujoh (Stand: Stone Free), the daughter of Jotaro Cujoh. After being falsely accused of a hit-and-run automobile accident, she is sentenced to 15 years in jail, a plot which may be orchestrated by some dark conspiracy, some unknown enemy. Series 6 is a weird prison story in which Jolyne discovers her own powers and other Stand Users while trying to escape the pen. Her dad Jotaro Cujoh returns for a cameo in the first few volumes, and Dio, the ultra-villain of the JoJo series, also shows up in several flashbacks, with a fragment of his corpse playing a major plot point. This series appears to be an attempt for Araki to relaunch the series for new readers (the graphic novels are numbered starting with "Vol. 1" with "JoJo Vol. 63", and so forth, in small letters) by re-explaining the Stands and introducing a slinky, appealing female protagonist. And for the most part, it takes place within a literally confined environment -- Araki had previously done some short manga stories set in jail, so maybe that's where his current interests lie. Note also that Jolyne is the first American (specifically Japanese-American) JoJo protagonist. The sheer level of weirdness is also pretty mind-boggling, with all kinds of bizarre phenomena -- rains of frogs, time distortion, and some extremely odd, conceptual Stands. And the ending is probably one of the strangest things ever to happen in the series. Part VII: (Volumes 081+) Going under the name Steel Ball Run it started out as a separate manga series but later became Part VII to JoJo, this installment takes place in the wild west in 1890 (about the same time period as the first arc of JoJo). Major noticeable difference's from the previous 6 parts of JoJo is that the manga doesn't bear the JoJo's Bizarre Adventure title and the main character's name cannot be shortened to JoJo but rather a supporting character's name can. #MangaReddit.com, #ReadFreeMangaOnline Read Free Manga Online at MangaReddit.com: https://mangareddit.com/p/jojo-s-bizarre-adventure_1584425807.html
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