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Obscure Stand of The Day 39.
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Stand name: The Iron Ladies/Attack Number Half.
Namesake: Yongyoot Thongkongtoon's The Iron Ladies (titled Attack Number Half in Japan.)
Created by: Otaro Maiijo.
Year of creation: 2012.
User: 37th Universe Guido Mista.
History: The Iron Ladies/Attack Number Half are the Stand of Guido Mista. Like the Stand's original universe version, Sex Pistols, The Iron Ladies are loud and boisterous.
History of creation: The Iron Ladies/Attack Number Half were created for the 2012 light novel Jorge Joestar. It first appears in Chapter 15: Beyond. The Stand is named Attack Number Half in the Japanese text but is called The Iron Ladies in English. The Stand was drawn by Hirohiko Araki.
Ability: Similar to Sex Pistols, The Iron Ladies/Attack Number Half floats between Mista's bullets and changes their path. However, while Sex Pistols use soccer moves, The Iron Ladies/Attack Number Half use volleyball moves.
Trivia: The Iron Ladies/Attack Number Half were originally going to be named Cool Runnings after the Disney movie.
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vforvalensa · 4 months
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Joseph Joestar's dad had fetal alcohol syndrome
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dailygeorgejoestarii · 3 months
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silver-focus-lining · 2 months
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Since my last artwork of Lisa Lisa on the cover of Jorge Joestar, @dailygeorgejoestarii motivated me to draw George Joestar himself. Here’s the amazing forgotten Joestar!
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hotsummermartha · 4 months
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i love Doppio’s characterization in Jorge Joestar + i like to think in the 37th universe he and Mista are reluctant friends :’-)
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k1ranishf4 · 11 months
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My Lawyer Dio AU
I just want to clarify that I looked the characters up and researched if their birthdays were established. I’m keeping the canon ones and just made up some for those who don’t have a specified birthday.
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We all know that Dio finished law school by the time he was 20 or 21 years old and 120/121 by the time Giorno was four. So I’ll just take this and move everything to the “modern” time.
Which basically means that Jonathan and Dio were born in 1967/68 instead of 1867/68.
But first of all, I’d like to specify that Stands still exist and Jonathan has his wonderful Hermit Purple but with roses. I’ll come up with a name later, I guess.
Also, since Jonathan is very much alive, Dio has his own body and is therefore still his canon height (185cm/6 ft 1 in)
To elaborate further:
Jonathan was born on April 4, 1968
He was 20 in Part 1, so I’ll just keep that in this AU as well. Only difference is that it’s 1989.
Now, I like to think that Dio’s older despite coming to the family later, which is really funny. Like, imagine you’re an only child until one day your father adopts a boy who’s like a year older than you and you end up having an older brother who’s the total opposite of you.
Since there’s no specific birthday, I’ll just make something up. Sooo… Dio: January 2, 1967
Obviously, this is also mudad, so I’m keeping his sons’ canon birth dates. But this also brings a few issues, if you will.
Giorno was born on April 16, 1985, which means that Dio was 18 when our Disney Princess was born.
He’s canonically a manwhore and I don’t intend on changing that anytime soon. He simply fucked around a lot in his last year of high school and the entirety of law school and ended impregnating four women.
I’ve checked and there aren’t canon birthdays for the other three, as well. All we know are their birth years. More to come up with for me.
Donatello: March 12, 1987
The thing is, despite being born in the same year, I like the thought of Rikiel being a few months older than Ungalo even tho he’s the local crybaby at home.
Rikiel: February 25, 1988
Ungalo: September 10, 1988
Now, Dio’s not the only one with children and I want to include George II and Erina too. George II’s canon birth year is 1889, so I’ll keep that as well but it’ll mean that Giorno, Donatello, Rikiel and Ungalo are older than him.
Since he doesn’t have a specific birthday, I’ll just add nine months to Jonathan’s canon date of death, which is February 7, 1889.
George II: November 11, 1989
Guess what, Erina also doesn’t have a specified birthday!! We only know that it’s some time in 1869. Hmmmmmm…..
I want her birthday to be in June, to be honest.
Erina: June 26, 1969
Let’s not forget the grandpa, of course. The only thing I’ve found out is that he died in 1888. I want him to be 45, which would mean that he’d be born in 1843.
So, we’ll just take that and move it to the 20th century and we get May 16, 1943.
To summarize:
George I: May 16, 1943
Jonathan: April 4, 1968
Dio: January 2, 1967
Erina: June 26, 1969
Giorno: April 16, 1985
Donatello: March 12, 1987
Rikiel: February 25, 1988
Ungalo: September 10, 1988
George II: November 12, 1989
Let’s get to how our local hoe finds out about his sons. As I’ve already mentioned, Dio was 18 when Giorno was born but he didn’t know and obviously didn’t get custody right then.
It went like this:
Homeboy was sitting in his study in the year 1990 and was going over the most recent case, when one of the butlers came in and delivered a letter.
It was signed by all four of his past flings and it said that all four of them had a son each. They gave him a location to meet ‘cause neither of them really wanted the custody of them. At first, Dio thought that it might be a lie to get money since he’s the adopted son of a famous aristocrat but he also believed that it might be true.
Jonathan found out, because of course he did, and immediately sent a butler to get the car ready so that Dio could go. Dio didn’t have another choice but to do so, since his lovely brother just had to get involved.
Turns out the letter was honest to God and Dio came back with a five-year-old who had pitch black hair, a three-year-old with brown hair and two one-year-olds in his arms, one of which had dark skin and black hair with hot pink highlights styled into locs and the other with unusual pistachio green hair.
Welp, at least George II wouldn’t have to grow up alone🤷 anyway-
George I was delighted to have even more grandsons but he didn’t exactly approve of Dio being a manwhore, since that’s the opposite of how he raised his sons to be.
I want to include D’Arby and Vanilla Ice (as well as Hol Horse and maybe a few others of the Agents of DIO) as Dio’s personal butlers because it’s fun to imagine his sons judging them because of their fanatical loyalty to Dio, but I’m not sure how.
I’ll probably make him move into a different manor maybe four years later, where he has his own (canon) butlers/servants, whatever you want to call them. But I’ll obviously let them stay in England, a grandpa and an uncle want to see the kids, okay?
Dio still has his shithead asshole personality but he doesn’t go as far as wanting to kill his adoptive family and trying to claim the inheritance via vampirism, to the point where he literally wants to achieve heaven.
Nah, this man cares for them but is extremely bad at showing it, even though Jonathan and George know. Jonathan always knows. Dio had to learn the hard way that he can’t hide shit from his brother.
He has a good relationship with Erina, they constantly make fun of each other and hey, would you look at that! He didn’t forcefully kiss her when they were twelve!! She can kick ass and he acknowledges and respects that.
Coming back to the Stands, Dio noticed that The World is very useful with four rat children who can do nothing but cause chaos and misery for him. Especially when one or all of them decide that running into traffic is how they want to spend their evening.
I’m not exactly sure but I think it’s established in canon that Giorno is the only one who’s a born Stand User. I’ll change that in this AU and make his brothers born Stand User as well.
The years pass, blablabla, Giorno still takes over the Italian Mafia because he can and gets rich even tho he already is and his brothers still don’t know what to do when they’re adults.
But! They find out their older brother has started dating some dude (“his name’s Hugo or something.” “are you stupid, it’s Fugo” “Gugo, like I said.”) and they spy on them when they’re out on a date.
Dio doesn’t exactly care if or whom his sons date, or which gender that person has since he’s a bisexual slut who keeps sleeping around, but he’ll make sure that neither of the four are taken advantage of and checks their partners’ backgrounds and lifestyles behind their backs.
Now, adding the fact that he’s a slut to his career as a lawyer: he wins every case.
Reason number one: he’s beautiful
Reason number two: he’s charismatic
Reason number three: he’s manipulative
Reason number four: he’s cunning
Reason number five: he’s convincing
Reason number six: he sleeps with the judge when his client is actually guilty
One of his sons: are you ever gonna give us a stepmother or stepfather?
Dio, planning his next one-night-stand: step-what?
He reluctantly leaves his sons in the care of his obnoxious brother when he has to go somewhere for work-related purposes. He’d rather die, though. (When they were children, at least. When they were 15/13/12/12, he began leaving them at home in hopes of finding it still in one piece later)
It’s basically a huge mess with a lot of chaos and misuse of some Stands (“didn’t I tell you two to stop using your Stands in the mansion?” “Ungalo started it.” “LIAR! Donatello started it.”) but it’s also fun and Dio wouldn’t trade it for anything.
He promised himself to never stoop down to the level of his piece of shit birth father, and he’s keeping that promise.
Oh yeah, he still poisons Dario before being adopted by George I. Normal, am I right?
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portalcartoon · 1 month
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Questionably canon book with wtf plots, why every time i get into something, i then get to see this
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z-paladin · 5 months
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I decided to try and make sense of the Nijimura Twins' hair and then it spiraled into making pallets for them.
Fukashigi and NYPD Blue's pallets were made by blending colors from Okuyasu and Keicho (and The Hand and Bad Company respectivly) with some adjusting.
Muryotaisu and Grand Blue got a similar treatment with Keicho and Josuke (and Crazy Diamond and Bad Company).
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spw-art · 1 month
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Jorge Joestar. If you even care.
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laurrea · 8 months
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I'll post some of my tiktoks on here too.
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samaeljigoku · 9 months
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Jorge Joestar is an... experience, but legitimately some of the alternate designs are cool. Or at least, I like them. I think they would make a neat basis for fan art.
(Also, Green Day's English name should be Bubble Tea in this version, hehe.)
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Obscure Stand of The Day 40.
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Stand name: The Passion.
Namesake: Mel Gibson's The Passion of the Christ.
Created by: Otaro Maiijo.
Year of creation: 2012.
User: 37th Universe Dio Brando/Jonathan Joestar.
History: Dio awakened The Passion after stealing Jonathan Joestar's body.
History of creation: The Passion was created for the 2012 light novel Jorge Joestar. It first appears in Chapter 14: Desolation Row.
Ability: Like Hermit Purple and Jonathan's Stand in the original universe, The Passion can show Dio the future. The Passion shows Dio not only his future but also the future of his descendants and the future of versions of him from other universes. This power also applies to Jonathan's descendants.
Trivia: The Hermit Purple-like Stand DIO uses near the beginning of Part 3 is sometimes mistakenly called The Passion after this Stand. However, the Part 3 version of the Stand is unnamed.
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The Passion's user, Dio Brando.
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goatpaste · 1 year
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Drawin my dinopants gio and gang tonight, thinking so much about themhave some lil mini comic ideas i wanna do with them to but gonna have to save that for another rainy dayjust some Gigi and Mona doodles for now <3
[Commission Prices][Etsy][Buy me a Kofi]
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dailygeorgejoestarii · 5 months
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Happy Veterans Day! We should thank George Joestar II for his service in the Air Force.
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silver-focus-lining · 3 months
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This version of Lisa Lisa I redrew based on the illustration from Jorge Joestar.
(EDIT: DARN YOU QUALITY)
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izunias-meme-hole · 2 years
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The Joestar Family in a nutshell:
- A soft buff gentleman from the 1800′s
- A hate to love (Or love to hate) new yorker with plot armor
- Batman, but with a hat
- Nice high schooler with a yee-yee-ass pompador.
- A kid with a dream
- The average millennial girl: prison edition
- A rat in a wheelchair
- Two dudes that fused into a clueless boi
- Dimension hopper
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