#joshypoo is here

[bangbang-dear]

I just think it's cute--everyone acting as though this is my big Hollywood debut. Neku is the new cowboy in town. I've been an A-list star since the 90's.

[offers an exclusive excerpt from my portfolio]

Although, it is going to be bothersome cropping new headshots. Keeping up with the Joneses is such a ... hassle. ugh. The onus of being known weighs on me like a child on Brittney Spears' hip.

I should have requested less screen time.

#wassup bitches #joshypoo is here #twewy #joshua kiryu #yoshiya kiryu

[obetrolncocktails]

Hi lovely! Here's part 2 to yesterday's question:

Who is most likely to:

Wear a unicorn onesie (other than Josh)?

Have the best snacks?

Be the best cook (besides Cal A. Bungah)?

Be unable to keep a secret?

Rob a bank?

Rob a bank and get away with it?

Wear a unicorn onesie (other than Josh)? Definitely Sammy, no doubt about it.

Have the best snacks? This is a hard one. I am going to give this one to Danny

Be the best cook (besides Cal A. Bungah)? I think Josh can be surprisingly good at cooking. I'd like to see what he would make.

Be unable to keep a secret? JOSHYPOO. Little baby would spill his guts and not even realize it.

Rob a bank? Joshua.

Rob a bank and get away with it? Jake, because come on.

#my asks #dont question my answers #or I will fight you