Dio: The fact that you’re a girl aside, did you shrink in the wash or something?
Jotaro: Bitch I will break your knees-
Joseph: So you punched him so hard he exploded?
Jotaro: He made fun of my height.
Caesar: Jotaro he basically cursed your mother-
Jotaro: He called me a gremlin.
Joseph: You beat him up because he called you a gremlin?
Jotaro: He pissed me off grandpa!
Jotaro: We were gonna fight him anyways!
Joseph: Yeah but-
Jotaro: NO BUTS! I’M NOT A DAMN GREMLIN!
Caesar: U h
Joseph: Secret joestar family technique activate-
Jotaro: I liked it better when I was taller than you.
Jotaro: Because I could carry you like a sack of potatoes.
Kakoyin:…. You literally still do that.
Jotaro: Yeah, but it was easier when I was a 6'5 dude. Took like no effort.
Kakyoin: Are you implying I was small?
Jotaro: No, you were small. Still kinda are now.
Kakoyin: I’M 6'1!
Jotaro: Yeah and I’m 5'8, you’re not that much taller than me.
Kakoyin: Is that height even accurate? You wear shoes with platforms.
Jotaro: I don’t wear platforms for height, I wear them because I find them cool.
Jotaro:*On Caesar’s shoulders*
Joseph: Get down.
Jotaro: No. I’m the tallest person now.
Caesar: Leave her be, this is fun.
god he’s so pretty i’m part 4-
same audio, different guy
tagging you because it’s he @thisbloghasnoaesthetic
A JotaKak sketch commission for @feverishblissvelma !
outfit concepts by @k4kyoins on twitter!
concept: those memes with a man drunk-flirting with an uninterested woman in a nightclub, but it’s jotaro being flirted with & uninterested, and the other person has to stand on their toes to talk in his ear because he’s a tall-ass bitch