#jrr martin

[bitterkarella]

Midnight Pals: Magic Systems

[at Unicorn Fuck Club] Brandon Sanderson: hey robert what kind of magic rules do you have Sanderson: in my fantasy world, there's 18 laws of magic Sanderson: sorted into 23 categories and 65 sub-directories Robert Jordan: huh Jordan: well in my world, girls do girl magic and boys do boy magic

Sanderson: wait what? Jordan: girls do girl magic and boys do boy magic Sanderson: how does that work Jordan: saidin is stored in the balls

Jordan: why, how does your magic work Sanderson: ah well if you experience an emotion in my fantasy world Sanderson: then a sprite representing that emotion with physically appear and dance around Jordan: is that like Big Mouth then Sanderson: what Jordan: its a cartoon show Sanderson:

Sanderson: oh idk maybe Sanderson: i haven't seen it Sanderson: i only watch saturday's warrior on loop Jordan: look, i just think it makes sense Jordan: that the fundamental mystery powers of the universe would bisect neatly along binary gender lines JK Rowling: goddamnit!!! Rowling: why didn't i think of that

Rowling: ugh, inssstead i only have magic dividing people into uebermensssches and untermensssches Rowling: it could have been sssso much more!

Rowling: sssso in my world Rowling: the sssuperior wizard raccce issss sssimply born knowing magic Sanderson: right, right Rowling: then they have to go to sssschool Rowling: you know, to learn Rowling: Rowling: magic Rowling: alssso there are bad wizardsss who want to exterminate non-wizardssss Rowling: the bad wizardsss represssent queer people now Rowling: that's why we need to get them before they get us Rowling: anyway if you're an elected repressentative writing eliminationalisssst lawsss, feel free to reference my fictional booksss for jussstification Tolkien: Martin: Rowling: i don't get it, that alwaysss getsss a big hand on mumsnet Diane Duane: in my world, anyone can learn magic Rowling: SHUT UP DUANE Duane: from a book Rowling: SHUT UP Duane: you can get it at the library John Bellairs: oh yeah i think i've seen that book

#midnight pals #the midnight society #midnight society #jk rowling #brandon sanderson #robert jordan #diane duane #john bellairs #grr martin #jrr tolkien

[yo-hannia]

The most dangerous organised criminal group in Westeros

#art #fanart #digital art #procreate #jrr martin #the house of dragon #thod #thod art #aemond targaryen #aegon ii targaryen #illustration

[gwydpolls]

Lucian's Library 2

Feel free to suggest never written books you wish you could read.

#Anne Brontë #A Song of Ice and Fire #Terry Pratchett #Discworld #GRR Martin #JRR Tolkien #Silmarillion #Jane Austen #Jorge Luis Borges #James Baldwin #Diana Wynne Jones

[spooksicl-e]

a little bilbo for the soul bc i’m trying to break out of art block

#he’s just a little guy!!! #a little guy who burgles from giant angry lizards played by benedict cumberbatch #my art #the @ is my insta #fanart #fanartist #art #the hobbit #bilbo baggins #thorin oakenshield #thorins company #martin freeman #jrr tolkien #lotr #lord of the rings #idk how to tag the hobbit so this is a mess #it’s p ugly but i haven’t drawn in weeks so i’m trying not to be too critical #edit: i got rid of the bg impulsively sorry if you liked it better lolzies

[silmarillion-ways-to-die]

Liberated from the hellscape that is Pinterest.

#fuck jkr #george rr martin #tolkien #jrr tolkien #the professor #lord of the rings #silmarillion #the hobbit #lotr #lotr rop #lotr trop #fantasy #lotr memes #tolkien memes

[salmonella-destroyer-of-worlds]

#dank memes #funny post #meme #dank #funny #funny pics #silly #funny pictures #dankest memes #humor #writers #writing #j. k. rowling #george r r martin #jrr tolkien

[vancruejovi]

Bilbo 🌼

#bilbo baggins #Bilbo #the hobbit #lotr #jrr tolkien #lord of the rings #martin freeman

[madame-helen]

#meme #memes #shitpost #shitposting #humor #funny #lol #satire #funny memes #funny humor #funny meme #comedy #jrr tolkien #stephen king #joe abercrombie #george rr martin #literature #writing #irony #joke #parody

[elphin365]

Definitely true.

#the lord of the rings #game of thrones #house of the dragon #the rings of power #jrr tolkien #george rr martin

[ruthlesslistener]

Quick update on the progress of Until Dawn Shall Break: fic isn't dead! I'm just currently obsessively picking away at the next two chapters and rereading the fic to capture any plot holes I might have missed because I'm a paranoid perfectionist and my dumbass past self didn't leave anything in the outline for the last few chapters other than 'figure it out'

#my writing #i feel like that one pic of jrr martin or whoever the got writer is in the little bubble with the caption saying #hes doing everything but writing got #das me #procrastinating over perfectionism baybeeee #(and also trying to juggle work and classes tbf)

[bitterkarella]

Midnight Pals: Cyclical Time

[at unicorn fuck club] Robert Jordan: thus as the wheel of time turns, so pass the ages of man! Jordan: a new epoch of magic and mystery settles upon the land! Jordan: it was an age of the distant past Jordan: and an age yet to come! Tolkien: wait a second Tolkien: which was it

Jordan: the gleeman vish taral’bid came to seek the blessing of ai’shidoo Tolkien: you’re dropping names like we should be familiar with them Jordan: you should be, we’ve been over this before Tolkien: we have? Jordan: in an age of the distant past Jordan: and an age yet to come

Jordan: it’s an epic tale of good & evil just like your lord of the rings Jordan: but the selling point here is that time is cyclical Tolkien: oh that’s interesting, i thought time was linear Jordan: oh no not at all Jordan: first you have to understand that space time is curved

Jordan: so nineva al’uvyf is all “oh you menfolk with yer dillying and your dallying! Guess it’s up to us womenfolk to fix this!” Jordan: “what’s that there? mud on the floor? ooo and i suppose you menfolk expect us womenfolk to clean that up mm? Just like you menfolk!”

Jordan: just imagine every woman in this world is that one really annoying Irish chick in Star Trek the Next Generation

Jordan: of course men channel saidin for dude magic Jordan: which is stronger, like how a dude is stronger than a lady Jordan: but the lady magic of ladies? well that‘s better for working together Jordan: the real magic is friendship

Jordan: let me tell you Jordan: women, huh? Jordan: who can understand them? Jordan: bitches be chanelin’ saidar

Jordan: so perin was on an epic quest to the desert of yarbalno GRR Martin: how smooth are the skirts? Jordan: oh actually they’re kinda wrinkled Jordan: better smooth ‘em out Jordan: thanks for reminding me! Jordan: wait a second Jordan: are you making fun of me!?

Jordan: you know if that’s how you’re gonna be, I’m just gonna go over to midnight society! Tolkien: you can’t do that, robert! You’re not telling a horror story! Jordan: well, there’s a dark one, that’s pretty spooky Jordan: you know what, just SHUT UP

[at midnight society] Jordan: anyway that’s when i came over here Barker: so how smooth are the skirts

Edward Lee: bro i don’t like to brag but Lee: i been to tar valon Lee: if you know what i mean Koontz: i don’t know what you mean Angela Carter: get off it, you have not been Carter: you wouldn’t be able to find it Tabitha King: oh ho ho! Zing! Patricia Highsmith: i’ve been

Robert Jordan: Braids -- tugged. Jordan: Skirts -- smoothed. Jordan: Unbothered. Moisturized. Happy. In My Lane. Focused. Flourishing.

[at unicorn fuck club] Robert Jordan: thus as the wheel of time turns, so pass the ages of man! Jordan: it was an age of the distant past Jordan: and an age yet to come! Tolkien: wait a second Tolkien: Tolkien: whoa, déjà vu

#midnight pals #the midnight society #midnight society #clive barker #dean koontz #edward lee #jrr tolkien #grr martin #tabitha king #angela carter #robert jordan

[y97dgu]

I finally drew some bagginshield

#the hobbit #thorin oakenshield #bilbo baggins #bagginshield #tolkien #jrr tolkien #thilbo #richard armitage #martin freeman #my art

[eonweheraldodemanwe]

Tolkien: Sauron tool of dominion, oppression and corruption is a simple and plain gold ring with elegant runes.

Martin: Targaryen tool of dominion, oppression and corruption is a monstruous and hideous throne made of their conquered foes blades.

You gotta love how Martin is less subtle and more visceral.

#jrr tolkien #george martin #asoiaf #a song of ice and fire #lotr #lord of the rings #paralells #differences

[getdressed]

The Fellowship Get Dressed!

#get dressed #lord of the rings #aragorn #legolas #gimli #boromir #frodo #samwise #merry #pippin #josh martin art #character design #fashion design #artists on tumblr #jrr tolkien

[silmarillion-ways-to-die]

#george rr martin #grrm #grr martin #jrr tolkien #john ronald reuel tolkien #tolkien #game of thrones #tolkien legendarium #eöl #aredhel #silmarillion #the silmarillion #the silm #lord of the rings #lotr #fantasy

[beardedmrbean]

#the hobbit #bilbo baggins #jrr tolkien #tolkien #martin freeman