I was going through old Vox Machina posts, and I found one from @/eponymous-rose, where they came up with funny alternate titles for the episodes of the campaign. I stole that idea and did it with JRWI Riptide! Here you go:
(Spoilers for up to 115)
Episode 1-2 : "How Did Everything Go Wrong, We Just Started"
Episode 3-7: "Laughing but it's Really Creepy Actually"
Episode 8: "This Hot Purple Tiefling Can't Possibly Be Evil"
Episode 9-10: "Getting Drunk and Making Bad Choices"
Episode 11: "Nightmare Sequence: Jay's Turn"
Episode 12-14: "These Are The Most Viewed Episodes Because a Popular Minecraft Youtuber is in Them."
Episode 15: "Friendly Fight to the Death"
Episode 16: "The Moment a Food Became the Biggest Ship Name in the Fandom"
Episode: 17: "Accidentally Abducting a Child"
Episode 18: "Bizly Makes the Single Worst Possible Decision for his Character Design"
Episode 19-20: "Holy Shit We're Finally Doing Dungeon Stuff"
Episode 21: "How to Queerbait your Audience"
Episode 22-23: "Cursed Artifact is Given to Person Most Likely to Use it"
Episode 24-25: "Battle of the Bands"
Episode 26: "I Bet This Decision Won't Have Any Consequences (Sequel to Cursed Artifact)"
Episode 27-28: "This Feels Like a Sidequest"
Episode 29-31: "Pirate Gladiator Battle (and Lots of Pantsing)"
Episode 32: "Oh Yeah, We're in the Middle of a War"
Episode 33-38: "Cat Fight (literally)"
Episode 39-40 "Oh Yeah, We're in the Middle of a War: Part 2"
Episode 41: "That Decision Had Consequences (Cursed Artifact Part 3)"
Episode 42-46: "Everyone Makes Bad Choices but Everything Works Out in the End"
Episode 47: "Yeah it Took Us This Long to Name Our Pirate Crew"
Episode 48: "Forgot We Had a Boss Battle"
Episode 49: "Was This Episode Real?"
Episode 50-52: "What the Actual Fuck Grizzly"
Episode 53: "Crying About Daddy Issues in Cosplay"
Episode 53-55: "The Mario Water Level of the Campaign"
Episode 56: "Why Would You Do That?!"
Episode 57-58: "Family Reunion and Lesbians"
Episode 59-60: "Chip's Suicide Mission"
Episode 61-62: "Everyone Makes Bad Choices but it Doesn’t Work Out in the End This Time"
Episode 63: "Loss of the Single Best NPC in D&D History"
Episode 64: "Nightmare Sequence: Chip's Turn"
Episode 65-67: "Roblox Murder Mystery"
Episode 68-68: "No, That's Not a Typo"
Episode 70: "Fighting Our Friend's Inner Demons"
Episode 71-72: "The Feywild is Insane"
Episode 73: "Wait Where'd He Go?"
Episode 74-80: "Hee Hoo! This Arc Was a Fever Dream!"
Episode 81: "Oops, This One's Got Self Worth Issues"
Episode 82: "Gillion Hatches"
Episode 83-84: "Semi-consensual Attempted Murder"
Episode 85: "How to Lose All of Your Money In Three Simple Steps!"
Episode 86: "Friendly Fight to the Death but With Character Development"
Episode 87: "Fighting the Sun for Your Homies"
Episode 88: "Return of the Single Best NPC in D&D History"
Episode 89: "We're Not High Enough Level for That Yet'
Episode 90: "Cat Fight (With Murder This Time)"
Episode 91-92: "The Riptide Pirates Get High and Then Die"
Episode 93: "Oh Shit, Lore"
Episode 94-96: "Callbacks: The Arc"
Episode 97: "Nightmare Sequence: Gillion's Turn"
Episode 98: "Gillion Doesn't Die (Somehow)"
Episode 99: "This Ended Too Well, Something Has to Go Wrong"
Episode 100-101: "Something went wrong"
Episode 102: "We're Finally High Enough Level for That"
Episode 103-108: "NO WE WEREN'T HOLY SHIT AAH AAAAAH"
Episode 109-110: "Chip Dies (NOT CLICKBAIT!!!)
Episode 111-112: "Tonal Whiplash"
Episode 113: "No Comment"
Episode 114-115: "Here's a Massive Cliffhanger, See You in Six Months!"
(Since the campaign is still ongoing, I will be updating this as new episodes release)
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