#jschlatt & reader

[shclatts]

pretty

#jschlatt #schlatt #schlagg #jschlatt x reader #jschlatt x you #jschlatt x y/n #schlatt x reader #schlatt x you #schlatt x y/n #jschlatt fluff #schlatt fluff

[darkniters]

jschlatt who whispers to you

twitch dot tv slash jschlatt is online, and you’re well aware due to the loud personality voice schlatt has put on in the other room.

“WHAT THE FUCK!” he yells, the sound echoing throughout the house. you usually check into his streams, but right now your busy figuring out your hours for work and are in no need for distractions.

you look around the living room quickly for a red pen, needing to circle something on the page, but your efforts deem useless. you suddenly remembered schlatt took one into his office with him to do a bit.

you didnt want to find a different red pen because you knew where that one was, so you quietly make your way down the hall before schlatts office.

his fans figured out about you through a lot of bits schlatt would make where he would tag you on twitter or tag any girl he posts on instagram with your username, so you weren’t a private couple, but you still weren’t twitch or youtube public.

you open the door timidly, trying to bring as little attention to yourself as possible. unfortunately for you, the shitty tiktok schlatt was watching just ended, and his spiel afterwards was done.

his head whipped to your direction, and he gave you a grin. you gave him a smile back, and he reached his hand out for you to grab.

you grab ahold of it and make your way behind his chair, head resting on the back of it as your hands snake their ways around his neck.

he speaks briefly to his audience, as he rocks the chair gently from left to right, moving your head along with it. before he looks up at you, eyes full of stars like he’s seen the greatest thing of the entire universe.

“whats wrong?” he whispers, gently. its not a breathy whisper, its just making his voice quieter so the mic can’t pick it up as well (it does still pick it up)

“i know you have a red pen in here and i really need it” you whisper quieter, the mic unable to hear you at all due to you being farther away and also a lot less loud than schlatt.

“oh right yeah,” he reaches to the left of his desk, and grabs the pen. “just be careful its a bit finicky.” he mumbles. his hands reach up to where yours rest around his shoulders, and he gently brings it to his lips, kissing the back of your palm gently.

you smile, take the pen from his grasp, and then peck your head down to kiss the crown of his head, his hair ticking your face. you then break away from him, and thats when you remember he was still live. your face briefly flushes.

schlatt also seemed to have forgotten, as he stares at you grinning as you leave, before he brings his full attention back to the screen. the chat is running like crazy, simply saying your name in all caps and many awws. schlatts cheeks are painted red.

“alright alright chat moment of weakness, lets get a move on.” he continues to stream, but it seems after that encounter; he seemed much happier for the remainder duration of the time live.

#jschlatt x reader #jschlatt x you #jschlatt hcs #jschlatt headcanons #schlatt x reader #schlatt x you #schlatt hcs #schlatt headcanons

[unlust-fvck]

"please get off my lap." "but you're so much prettier from this angle."

with chuckle sammy + will (and dreamy weamy if not its ok)

i had so much fun writing this :’) i went OVERBOARD.

schlatt- it was one of those normal work days for him; editing and playing the same clip over and over again until he deemed it perfect. you, on the other hand, found this pointless and decided to go bother him.

“jayyyyyy”

he wouldn’t even move, knowing your exact objective. he’d just let out one of those disappointed parental sighs. you’d peer into the room and quietly patter into the once spare bedroom that was now schlatt’s streaming/editing/whatever-else room. as you walked up behind him, you placed both of your palms firmly onto his shoulders and nuzzled your cheek into his, now longer, hair. inhaling deeply, you pressed a kiss to the crown of his head.

“i’m busy.”

he knew he couldn’t keep you off for long after you let out a pitiful whine. schlatt let out a sigh as his eyes fluttered closed and spun around in his chair to face you. he stared at you with an inquisitive look. you smiled, knowing you had gotten your way as your eyes flickered down to his lap, then back up to his. he shook his head.

“toots, i’m busy.”

he could repeat it until the end of time as you climbed into his lap. he gave in reluctantly as one arm wrapped around the small of your back to keep you steady. as he attempted to finish his video, you whined impatiently as you played with the neckline of his t-shirt.

“can you please get off my lap? you’re distracting me.”

“but you’re so much prettier from this angle”

he couldn’t argue with that.

charlie- as you got ready for bed, you could hear charlie humming to himself in the bedroom. just as you had finished brushing your teeth, you trotted into the bedroom and sat on the bed. you observed charlie as he tidied up the room, still humming to himself. as he laid down beside you, the humming ceased and his head plopped into your lap, his arms behind his head. you chuckled and pressed a lingering kiss to the center of his forehead. when you pulled away, you found him gazing at you. his eyes were so full of love; an adoring grin gracing his lips.

“char, you’ve got to get your head out of my lap, it’s bed time.”

he just continued to look at you as he formulated the perfect thing to say.

“but you look so pretty from this angle- n-not that you don’t look pretty all the time, im just saying that-“

you shut him up with a kiss.

ted- ted was all about domestic moments with you; everything from cooking dinners to going on dates that gave him butterflies though you had been together for years. tonight was movie night, yet you had other plans. instead of watching the movie that ted was very much interested in, you were gazing at him. the way his nose sloped down and was so cute. the way his eyes gleamed in the light of the television. he was perfect. just as you were bathing in his features, you didn’t realize how close you had gotten to him; your face inches away from his cheek. you pressed a small kiss to it and crawled into his lap for better access. before you could go any further, ted chuckled and tried to push you away, his view obstructed.

“honey pot, i can’t see. you’ve got to get off.”

you pouted and stood your ground as you pressed lingering kisses all along his face and down his neck.

“you.” kiss “just.” kiss “look.” kiss “so.” kiss “pretty.” kiss “from here.”

ted smiled and chuckled breathlessly, before taking his glasses off and sliding them onto the table. he laid down and pulled you with him as he pressed a firm kiss to your lips.

he really didn’t care if he missed the movie.

wilbur- will was a sunday morning enjoyer. he’d have his old battered book in one hand and the other drawing mindless shapes across your half asleep figure in bed. just as he was about to flip the page with his hand on you, you whined and pulled it back down. he looked at you for a moment, piecing your features together, before showing a gentle smile and placing his book down on the bed.

“s’wrong, love?”

his voice was sweet and like caramel; dripping from his lips ever-so gently. you could just melt as his hand continued moving across your collarbones and shoulders mindlessly. you huffed and nodded your head to his lap.

“i’m almost done with this chapter, not now, alright?”

you let out a whine in protest as he chuckled quietly and picked his book back up, the movements on your chest growing lazy. you knew you could push him. you scooted your head into his lap, gazing up at him from underneath his book. your eyes shined like stars; he was beautiful. wilbur let out a lighthearted sigh as he set his book down once again;

“darling, d’ya mind getting your head off my lap?”

you just shook your head, your eyes flickering to his slightly parted lips, then back up to his caramel eyes.

“you look much prettier from down here”

masterlist

#jays fics !! #wilbur soot #charlie slimecicle #jschlatt #ted nivison #chuckle sandwich #chuckle sandwich fluff #wilbur soot fluff #charlie slimecicle fluff #slimecicle fluff #jschlatt fluff #schlatt fluff #ted nivison fluff #wilbur x reader #wilbur soot x reader #slimecicle x reader #charlie slimecicle x reader #jschlatt x reader #schlatt x reader #ted nivison x reader

[nvmadic]

schlatt just waltzing into the kitchen, slapping your ass with a sharp sting. hand lingering on your waist, his pelvis pressing against your ass. “mm, dinner smells nice, bub.” fingertips digging into your side, eager to have you in his hands. one hand snaking up your loose fitting shirt to cup your breast in his large hand. “can you hurry up so i can fuck you?” softly muttering, his desperation evident in his squeezing. “or, i can pull your shorts to the side and fuck you whilst you’re being a good little housewife, hmm?”

#jschlatt #schlatt #jschlatt x reader #schlatt x reader #jschlatt x you #schlatt x you #jschlatt smut #schlatt smut #schlatt hcs #jschlatt hcs #schlatt imagine #jschlatt imagine #jschlatt headcanons #schlatt headcanons

[ohmymalice]

Schlatt finding out reader watches edits of him (this is incredibly self indulgent)

"I'm too tired for this." He mumbled, feeling a bit groggy from waking up. He heard some music come from your end of the bed and looked over.

"Y/n...Y/n god you need to stop your midnight scrolling..." He yawned, shuffled to your side of the bed, holding you close as he watches you panic and quickly swipe away at the edits of him that you watched.

"Oh? If you wanna see me so bad you can just turn to my side of the bed, Bubba." He pressed his lips up to your temple, feeling a small smile as he kisses you.

"Thought you were asleep, didn't wanna wake you." You didn't hesitate pulling him closer, kissing his cheek. You nuzzled your face in the crook of his shoulder, letting his scent fill your nose.

"If you think I'm gonna move past the fact you were scrolling under #jschlattedits you are incredibly wrong." He chuckles as he grabs your phone, looking at your most recent favorited tik toks and seeing a wave of edits of him.

"I'm never gonna let you live this down."

And he stuck to his word indeed because the very next day when they filmed a chuckle sandwich episode, Ted brought up the topic somehow and Schlatt immediately lit up the moment he remembered the events last night.

"Ted— I got quite the damn story for you." He smirks as he remembers your sleepy face, how completely engrossed you looked as you watched edits, not knowing he was right behind you.

"My girlfriend— Y/n we've been public for a few months, she recently got into tik tok and started watching edits. I don't know how she found them, but she found edits of me and started saving them and I swear I've never seen her look at anything like that. It was as if she was trying to burn that shit into her memory, I couldn't help but laugh."

Ted stared into the lens of his webcam, a look that clearly stated how invested he was.

"Does she know she can make a folder on tik tok—" Ted asks and Schlatt cackles at the memory.

"Oh you fuckin' bet, god I'd make fun of her for it but if I was in her spot and she was famous and people made edits of her, I'd watch all of them too, folder n' all."

"You heard it here folks, Schlatt wants you guys to make edits of Y/n!"

A week passes and the new episode is out and soon everyone started making edits of Y/n (since schlatt requested)

It was late at night, she looked to their bed side table and saw it was around 1:11 am, she heard a familiar tik tok audio that made her snap her head towards Schlatt's side of the bed in interest. It's the audio of her favorite Schlatt edit.

She sits up a little and squints her eyes, trying to adjust to the lighting in front of her and realizes someone made an edit of her and Schlatt has been watching it on loop.

"Look who's watching edits of me now."

#jschlatt x reader #jschlatt x y/n #schlatt x reader #jschlatt x you

[whoslibby]

schlatt didn’t really talk about you online, you were his little secret. everyone knew you as the famous twitch streamer. you were the one that prompted the idea to be a secret, so that you wouldn’t be called schlatt’s girlfriend and he found it fitting.

on chuckle week the topic of girlfriends some how came to light and jay was pretty quiet. ted talking about his girlfriend and so was tucker and your guest. before jay just let out ‘my baby’s as sweet as can be.’ he says swirling his beer.

this of course shocked the lads, they knew he was taken just not publicly taken. ‘is she?’ their guest said.

‘sweetest girl, my angel.’ schlatt had never been this sweet, heck even to you. most of the time calling you a dumbass (romantically of course) but to just call you his angel on youtube. it was mad. adorable but mad.

#jj talks #jschlatt #jschlatt x reader #schlatt x reader #schlatt #x reader #x you #jschlatt x you #schlatt x you #jschlatt x y/n

[ohbabydollie]

jschlatt n a short reader

schlatt likes to laugh at your height, no matter how tall or short you may be, he’s makin fun of ya

he’ll have you reaching for a box of cereal he grabbed and is swinging over your head while you were just trying to have breakfast

“schlatttt!” you whine “give it backkk” he just grins at you “then come and take it”

he’ll make sure to leave things in hard to reach areas for you if you’re mad at him so you ask him to get them down for you

stupid nicknames!!

pipsqueak, tiny, shortcake, pumpkin, etc.

the jokes he makes infront of any and everyone

“audio listeners love ya to death, y/n is now grabbing what looks to be a comically large banana” ted says mid laughter as you do your bit before schlatt speaks up “that’s not the only thing that’s too big for her-” “SHUT UP SCHLATT”

“when i was little-” “you’re still little pipsqueak”

nsfw

he loves pinning you down so you can’t move around

eating you out while pinning you down so the only thing you can do is tug on his hair and cry out for him

“poor baby can’t take it, huh? jus’ one more pumpkin, i promise”

picking you up while he’s fucking you so you’re completely at his mercy and unable to escape

even just holding you in place so you can’t move during sex

“yeah, my poor little pipsqueak can’t move? she can’t handle feelin’ me, huh?”

“shh, just take it pumpkin, its okay, don’t cry, shh just take it”

#jschlatt x reader #schlatt x reader #jschlatt x you #jschlatt x reader smut #schlatt x reader smut #schlatt x you #schlatt x y/n #jschlatt x y/n

[rabbitsrams]

rewatching this sleep deprived video where schlatt keeps talking about tits so i will actually post this thing i wrote when i saw it initially

@light-blue-lace hey im posting it after weeks

nsfw under the cut, minors dni, 18+ only.

so one day you’re just chilling on the couch doing nothing when schlatt randomly asks you:

"can i see your tits?"

you're a bit surprised at how blunt he was being. "uh... why?"

"because."

"uh..."

"please?"

"um, okay." you lift your shirt, thankful you weren't wearing a bra. he looks at them for about 30 seconds, humming in approval and touching them for a bit. after he's done, he removes his hands and you put the shirt back down.

"thanks toots."

"uh huh, no problem..." you're a little confused but frankly quite aroused. like... he's seen them MANY times before. but there was something about him having the urge to see them in a normal mundane setting that was exciting. and him having that same reaction every time.

then he starts to do it more often.

always just straight up asking to see your tits and you always say yes, lifting your shirt and letting him see them.

then you start to walk around the house with smaller and tighter shirts that really show them off and he just loves it.

then one day you spice it up even more and just. walk around shirtless.

and he’s got his hands on them for hours. he just loves how pretty your tits are.

one of them is slightly bigger than the other and he just is absolutely fixated. loves them so much.

sitting on his lap as he edits and they're just in his face and he keeps getting distracted but he doesn't even care 'cause he "just wanted to see some fuckin' titties today."

also sending so many pics of them while he’s away and him saving every single one of them to use for... later...

bonus: so he's recording a drawing game (gartic, skribbl, etc.) for sleep deprived and one of the prompts is just. tits.

so he leaves the room to ask you if he can use yours as a reference (of course you say yes, you know it's just an excuse for him to see them but you don't even care).

the drawing turns out like really good and the boys are like WHOAAAA.....

one of them was like "what was your reference ain't no way you did that from memory" and he just straight up says:

"my girlfriend."

that's how your relationship was revealed lol

#jschlatt x reader #jschlatt smut #jschlatt imagine #jschlatt fanfic #jschlatt x y/n #schlatt smut #schlatt x reader #schlatt x you #schlatt x y/n #jschlatt fic #jschlatt fanfiction #schlatt imagine #schlatt fic #schlatt fanfic #schlatt fanfiction

[lovely-lying-loveable-liar]

Hearing schlatts scolding voice for the first time?

Sorry that all I can think of right now!

"Hey! Stop it! Fuckin- stop coverin' your mouth! 'S fuckin' annoyin', just leave it alone. Wanna hear ya anyways."

Welp- add that to the list of attractive things about your boyfriend/husband

I don't think he'd be all that degrading in bed, believe it or not, I just think he'd get a 'lil mad sometimes.

"Don't fuckin'- ow! Hey! Be gentle with the hair, sweetheart. I know I got luscious locks, but they aint so used to bein' tugged by a cutie like you."

"Would ya quit judgin' yerself in the mirror and start gettin' ready for bed? God. One of these days, man. 'M gonna put a mirror on the ceiling above the bed. Then you'll have ta like it."

"Shut it, toots. That's my dollface ya talkin' about. Be nice to 'em."

Even though he's scolding you, you can still hear the warmth in his voice.

He'd always end his scolding with some sweet talk.

#jschlatt x reader #schlatt x reader #schlatt smut #jschlatt smut

[blushk1tten]

sweet as sugar ꨄ

— sfw: schlatt with a s/o who bakes —

schlatt likes to joke that it’s your fault he’s such a “fat fuck”

he also loves to call you nicknames that kind of relate to baking like sugar, honey, sweetie, etc.

he’ll leave his stream for a minute and come back snacking on your latest creation because the kitchen always has some kind of treat

schlatt also has done a few baking streams with you, though it’s much more chaotic than your usual baking

he’ll try not to waste your ingredients, but he can’t help throwing some flour at you or swiping some icing on your cheek if he gets bored

his other bit for the streams is just saying a bunch of innuendos about how much he “loves your goodies”

occasionally schlatt tries to seriously help you bake, but he just spends the time sneaking tastes and holding you from behind while he asks questions

“why can’t you combine everything at once” and “how is this dough different from the other one you just made”

he likes to sing to you while you bake

one day while you’re making a wedding cake for one of your friends, he’s holding you from behind and humming softly, then quietly speaks up

“do you think you’ll make our wedding cake”

overall baking with schlatt is either chaotic and funny, or sweet and domestic

#jschlatt x reader #jschlatt x you #schlatt x reader #schlatt x you #jschlatt hcs #schlatt hcs #jschlatt headcanons #schlatt headcanons #blush ꨄ

[bree-cheesy]

Friends to Lovers HC's for Jschlatt

Sfw and Nsfw (minors fuck off)

Guys, maybe I'll be consistent in posting. Doubt it, though. Yikes. Again, tried to keep it gn!reader. I'm not super used to writing gender neutral so I'm trying my best 😭

Again, writing another person? Be proud?

Now some headcannon's for Mr. Jschlatt himself:

Sfw:

Definitely the friend that hates everyone else except for you.

"Hun, you're just the only good one. What can I say?"

Just let's himself in your house/apartment whenever he wants.

Jambo loves you more then him and he acts like he hates it, but secretly loves watching you shower Jambo with attention.

"Yeah, you can just fucking keep him at this point."

Fake pouting, but smiling like a dorky school girl when you aren't looking.

Sudden realization he's in love with you when you're making him a new recipe for dinner you found online because you know he doesn't like to cook for himself.

Sweet nicknames that make you a little dizzy when he says them.

Accidently confessing his feelings for you when he was drunk at your place after you made him dinner for the third time that week.

Lots of tears and apologies for not saying anything to you before.

"I'm so s-sorry, sweetie.... I'm a horrible friend."

Giving him little kisses on his cheeks after saying you feel the same.

Passing out on your couch together and waking up in your bed after he moved the two of you in the middle of the night, his arms wrapped around you, snoring like a bear in your ear.

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Nsfw:

Feeling a not so little something pressing against your ass while he snores.

Wiggling a little, hearing him groan sleepily in your ear and feeling his arms tighten around you.

"Hun, you can't keep moving like that..."

His deep morning voice>>>>>> rumbling through you're body and making you whimper.

Him slipping into you from behind, tweaking your nipples while slowly moving in and out of you.

Slow lazy morning sex.

Soft grunts and moans as he thrusts into you.

"Mmm, fuck, baby.... So fucking good around my cock like that."

Falling asleep again with him still inside you.

#jschlatt x reader #jschlatt #jschlatt fluff #jschlatt smut #jschlatt x you #schlatt x reader #schlatt x you #schlatt smut #jschlatt headcanons #friends to lovers #schlatt #schlatt fluff

[know-its-for-the-better]

living w schlatt hcs

guys im down so bad this week and with today's p.o. unboxing i fear it only got worse. anyways i just had a bunch of thoughts ab what it would be like to live w schlatt while y'all are dating. so these are my hcs. (also i am like incredibly new to writing original material so lmk if this is any good fr)

-this is not the first or last time this will be said but this man is an ass grabber. as soon as he knows it's something you're okay with? he's doing it. not in public, bc in my head he's not big on PDA, but when you're at home? every time he passes by you it's a grab of the ass and a big cheesy grin and he sometimes even a kiss on the cheek

-again, not the first time anyone has mentioned this, but this man is giant. 6'4. so he's def a big fan of the hug from behind. he likes to tower over you and kiss the top of your head. whether you're cooking, cleaning, looking out the window, or admiring jambo on his cat tree; he will come up and squeeze you into a hug from behind with no warning.

-"toots, come here rq" just to ask for a kiss while he's working or editing. simply as motivation to keep going. he says "it's like a reward" and you happily oblige.

-since he doesn't really stream anymore, he doesn't play a lot of video games, but when he does, he lets you sit in his lap as long as you sit still and don't distract him... (obviously you do sometimes... not your fault you have needs and he looks so cute when he's focused...)

-the drunk chuckle sandwich episode had me thinking about you playing bartender for him and making him different drinks to try since he usually just drinks straight from the bottle. he would say some shit like "i'm ngl i didn't know you could make it taste that good." bc nobody ever really bothered to make him try different cocktails until you

-super domestic dancing in the kitchen to old music. duke ellington and etta james and all different kinds of jazz and old love songs, it doesn't matter bc he is spinning you around and kissing you softly as it plays in the background while he sings to you.

-not to be cringe but he would sooo be into that thing those couples do when the smaller partner says "uppies!" and then the other one picks them up. except it would just be a look you give him and putting your arms out with a grabby motion and he would know.(bc im sorry the thought of saying uppies makes me wanna gag) he would pick you up and carry you around like a koala with your legs wrapped around his torso AND he's happy to do it. but just at home bc like i said he's not really into pda.

-he would so take candid pics of you at golden hour. you'd just be in the living room looking out the window with jambo or {redacted} and admiring the sunset and next thing you know there's a disposable camera or the little girl camera right in your face. he would so say some stupid shit to get you to laugh and then snap the picture. but once he gets one, you force him to hop in the frame while holding the other cat so you can get a cute little family pic while the lighting is good. obviously, you made it your background within the next ten minutes. and he made his background the candid picture of you the second he got the pictures onto his phone.

ok so hi!! i hope these fed you a little im so incredibly new to this whole writing thing but this was a lot of fun for me so if you have any suggestions i think my ask box is open? idk how those work but im sure i can figure it out. thanks for reading i know i yapped quite a bit LMAO

#schlatt x you #schlatt x reader #schlatt #schlatt fluff #jschlatt x you #jschlatt fluff #jschlatt x reader #jschlatt #jschlatt hcs #jschlatt headcanons #schlatt hcs #schlatt headcanons

[ohmymalice]

Schlatt listened in as Charlie, Tucker, and Ted talked. They were talking about what they'd do if their girlfriends (and wife) were mad at them.

"When me and Shae have an argument, which is rarely by the way." Ted looked into the camera with a small grin, clearly lighting up at the mention of his girlfriend (despite mentioning her, himself)

"I usually get her favorite food or watch a movie and we talk—"

Before Ted could even continue Schlatt immediately cuts him off.

"With my girlfriend, I just find her favorite jar of jam in the fridge. Make sure it's tight as fuck so she can't open it so she'll be forced to ask me to open it for her, then we talk it out. " He said with a smirk, remembering as you'd tap his shoulder and mumble about opening the jar for you, an evident frown on your face.

He'd say "Sorry pumpkin, repeat that for me will you?" you groan and practically yell at him to just open the damn thing as he laughs.

They finished up the podcast and it gets uploaded a few days later. Y/n suddenly gets so many notifications from random people telling her congrats and from friends telling her how they're glad you and schlatt were finally public.

"What the—"

"Bubba I said a lil' sumthin' about us on the—"

You practically shot daggers at him.

Guess he'll have to tighten that jar of jam again.

#jschlatt x y/n #jschlatt x reader #jschlatt #jschlatt x you #schlatt x y/n

[darkniters]

jschlatt whos a bit too handsy

contrary to popular belief, im a believer in ‘i wanna always be touching you’ jschlatt, so i feel if youre in public, hes always got his hand on yours, his arm around your shoulder, snaking around your waist, etc.

hed go as far as to hold some of your bags just so you both have hands free so he can grip at yours.

if you’re insecure about sweaty hands? SO???? he does not care. thats our sweat now.

when at home, he still has that mindset.

if you’re both in the living room, and you came in after and sat away from him, he’ll (in a very short time) make his way over to you, head in your lap and staring up at you like you’re the moon and the stars.

he loves to grab at your face, your shoulders; which then changes to him dragging his hands across your body.

he loves your waist, he often finds himself simply perching his hands there, and resting his head in the crook of your neck.

he loves when you sit yourself on his lap, facing him, he can look at you completely. hes completely starstruck.

he loves your thighs, he likes to grab and knead them in his hands, as well as that he loves to drag his lips over them, when he finds himself down there (its more often than you think)

he cant get over your back, hes just hypnotized the way its so clean, not a single flaw, but ready to be messed up by him soon. he loves how it arches, the bend in your back almost setting him off alone.

he puts his hand between your shoulder blades often, the gap being perfect to accommodate his hand between them.

he loves to hold you, he loves when you curl into him and when your breath is tickling his neck, whether it’s uneven or perfectly rhythmical, hes just happy his arms can engulf you and keep you near him

#jschlatt x reader #jschlatt x you #schlatt x reader #schlatt x you #jschlatt smut #schlatt smut #jschlatt hcs #jschlatt headcanons

[ohbabydollie]

april fools

let’s say you’ve been hyping up getting an onlyfans for a while

schlatt is 100% on board

he tweets, jokingly, not that he can’t wait for the drop

then a day before the drop you post a thumbnail for your first video

it has a picture of you and ted on the front with, um, phallic shaped items censored in black

the title? Stuffing My Holes ft. TedNivison

everyone is freaking out as the thumbnail goes viral

Schlatt’s heart is in his ass from fear

did you actually fuck ted? is this a joke?

everyone else is freaking out because you just posted the thumbnail and said nothing else

well except ted tweeting out “had a real fun time filming this one ;)”

FUCK EVERYONE CAN’T WAIT FOR THE VIDEO TO DROP!

everyone except schlatt who’s panicking

completely terrified to watch the video and see you fuck his best friend

then it’s april 1st and the video drops

everyone is watching

and yeah they watch you stuff your holes for sure

just not the one they expected

it’s over an hour and half of you and ted getting high, eating food and talking shit about people

it’s almost hilarious

schlatt is relieved

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best friends!ted and schlatt are the first people you go to after your boyfriend has the nerve to call you a slut and other mean because of a dress you wore to a night clubbing with him but then ALSO having the nerve to send pictures of him with other girls all over him as 'revenge'

so when you stop answering your phone, he's trying to call you over and over again, but finally, one of his calls gets answered but it's not by you: it's ted.

"yesssss?" he answers with the smuggest, sing-song voice, clearly amused at the audacity of your boyfriend calling you after that stunt.

"dude, where's my girl at?"

"your girl," ted laughs. "you're not that smart. you don't realize you just lost any right to call her that after today."

"what? dude, give my girlfriend the phone!"

"mm, okay, i'll put it on speaker for you," ted hums, pressing the button. instantly, the sound of you whimpering and mewling schlatt's name hits your boyfriend's ears. "that's it, such a good girl, my pretty girl," schlatt praises, a little lovesick smile on his face as he thumbs your clit.

"sorry she's not responding. she's busy gettin' some well-deserved comfort right now," ted says, eyes lidded as he watches the way schlatt's fingers worked at you. his mouth is pressing kisses all over your neck as you sit in his lap, your legs over his thighs.

"who's a good girl? say it, say you're our good girl, say you're our pretty baby," schlatt coos into your ear, wanting you to respond. he knows you were hurt by the names and things your now ex said, so he wanted that motherfucker to hear how pretty you sound when getting praised like you deserved.

"'s me, 's me, jay, i'm your good girl," you manage between moans, grinding against his hand. "please, please lemme cum, please?"

"ohh, when you sound so good like that, I'll do anything you fucking ask for, princess," schlatt groans before picking up his pace, the room filling with the wet noises coming from between your legs.

as your moans got louder, ted just chuckles into the phone. "mm, you don't need to hear any more of that. thanks for fuckin' up, though, pal! we finally upgraded from best friends with our pretty girl. and don't worry, we'll be better boyfriends than you ever fucking could be. bye-bye!"

yeah...i like them a lot 🖤

i am gobsmacked… going to go and touch grass.

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