#jschlatt headcanons

[darkniters]

jschlatt who whispers to you

twitch dot tv slash jschlatt is online, and you’re well aware due to the loud personality voice schlatt has put on in the other room.

“WHAT THE FUCK!” he yells, the sound echoing throughout the house. you usually check into his streams, but right now your busy figuring out your hours for work and are in no need for distractions.

you look around the living room quickly for a red pen, needing to circle something on the page, but your efforts deem useless. you suddenly remembered schlatt took one into his office with him to do a bit.

you didnt want to find a different red pen because you knew where that one was, so you quietly make your way down the hall before schlatts office.

his fans figured out about you through a lot of bits schlatt would make where he would tag you on twitter or tag any girl he posts on instagram with your username, so you weren’t a private couple, but you still weren’t twitch or youtube public.

you open the door timidly, trying to bring as little attention to yourself as possible. unfortunately for you, the shitty tiktok schlatt was watching just ended, and his spiel afterwards was done.

his head whipped to your direction, and he gave you a grin. you gave him a smile back, and he reached his hand out for you to grab.

you grab ahold of it and make your way behind his chair, head resting on the back of it as your hands snake their ways around his neck.

he speaks briefly to his audience, as he rocks the chair gently from left to right, moving your head along with it. before he looks up at you, eyes full of stars like he’s seen the greatest thing of the entire universe.

“whats wrong?” he whispers, gently. its not a breathy whisper, its just making his voice quieter so the mic can’t pick it up as well (it does still pick it up)

“i know you have a red pen in here and i really need it” you whisper quieter, the mic unable to hear you at all due to you being farther away and also a lot less loud than schlatt.

“oh right yeah,” he reaches to the left of his desk, and grabs the pen. “just be careful its a bit finicky.” he mumbles. his hands reach up to where yours rest around his shoulders, and he gently brings it to his lips, kissing the back of your palm gently.

you smile, take the pen from his grasp, and then peck your head down to kiss the crown of his head, his hair ticking your face. you then break away from him, and thats when you remember he was still live. your face briefly flushes.

schlatt also seemed to have forgotten, as he stares at you grinning as you leave, before he brings his full attention back to the screen. the chat is running like crazy, simply saying your name in all caps and many awws. schlatts cheeks are painted red.

“alright alright chat moment of weakness, lets get a move on.” he continues to stream, but it seems after that encounter; he seemed much happier for the remainder duration of the time live.

#jschlatt x reader #jschlatt x you #jschlatt hcs #jschlatt headcanons #schlatt x reader #schlatt x you #schlatt hcs #schlatt headcanons

[nvmadic]

schlatt just waltzing into the kitchen, slapping your ass with a sharp sting. hand lingering on your waist, his pelvis pressing against your ass. “mm, dinner smells nice, bub.” fingertips digging into your side, eager to have you in his hands. one hand snaking up your loose fitting shirt to cup your breast in his large hand. “can you hurry up so i can fuck you?” softly muttering, his desperation evident in his squeezing. “or, i can pull your shorts to the side and fuck you whilst you’re being a good little housewife, hmm?”

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[ohbabydollie]

april fools

let’s say you’ve been hyping up getting an onlyfans for a while

schlatt is 100% on board

he tweets, jokingly, not that he can’t wait for the drop

then a day before the drop you post a thumbnail for your first video

it has a picture of you and ted on the front with, um, phallic shaped items censored in black

the title? Stuffing My Holes ft. TedNivison

everyone is freaking out as the thumbnail goes viral

Schlatt’s heart is in his ass from fear

did you actually fuck ted? is this a joke?

everyone else is freaking out because you just posted the thumbnail and said nothing else

well except ted tweeting out “had a real fun time filming this one ;)”

FUCK EVERYONE CAN’T WAIT FOR THE VIDEO TO DROP!

everyone except schlatt who’s panicking

completely terrified to watch the video and see you fuck his best friend

then it’s april 1st and the video drops

everyone is watching

and yeah they watch you stuff your holes for sure

just not the one they expected

it’s over an hour and half of you and ted getting high, eating food and talking shit about people

it’s almost hilarious

schlatt is relieved

#schlatt x reader #jschlatt x reader #jschlatt x you #jschlatt x y/n #schlatt x y/n #schlatt x you #jschlatt fluff #schlatt fluff #jschlatt hcs #jschlatt headcanons #mbu!jschlatt

[blushk1tten]

sweet as sugar ꨄ

— sfw: schlatt with a s/o who bakes —

schlatt likes to joke that it’s your fault he’s such a “fat fuck”

he also loves to call you nicknames that kind of relate to baking like sugar, honey, sweetie, etc.

he’ll leave his stream for a minute and come back snacking on your latest creation because the kitchen always has some kind of treat

schlatt also has done a few baking streams with you, though it’s much more chaotic than your usual baking

he’ll try not to waste your ingredients, but he can’t help throwing some flour at you or swiping some icing on your cheek if he gets bored

his other bit for the streams is just saying a bunch of innuendos about how much he “loves your goodies”

occasionally schlatt tries to seriously help you bake, but he just spends the time sneaking tastes and holding you from behind while he asks questions

“why can’t you combine everything at once” and “how is this dough different from the other one you just made”

he likes to sing to you while you bake

one day while you’re making a wedding cake for one of your friends, he’s holding you from behind and humming softly, then quietly speaks up

“do you think you’ll make our wedding cake”

overall baking with schlatt is either chaotic and funny, or sweet and domestic

#jschlatt x reader #jschlatt x you #schlatt x reader #schlatt x you #jschlatt hcs #schlatt hcs #jschlatt headcanons #schlatt headcanons #blush ꨄ

[bree-cheesy]

Friends to Lovers HC's for Jschlatt

Sfw and Nsfw (minors fuck off)

Guys, maybe I'll be consistent in posting. Doubt it, though. Yikes. Again, tried to keep it gn!reader. I'm not super used to writing gender neutral so I'm trying my best 😭

Again, writing another person? Be proud?

Now some headcannon's for Mr. Jschlatt himself:

Sfw:

Definitely the friend that hates everyone else except for you.

"Hun, you're just the only good one. What can I say?"

Just let's himself in your house/apartment whenever he wants.

Jambo loves you more then him and he acts like he hates it, but secretly loves watching you shower Jambo with attention.

"Yeah, you can just fucking keep him at this point."

Fake pouting, but smiling like a dorky school girl when you aren't looking.

Sudden realization he's in love with you when you're making him a new recipe for dinner you found online because you know he doesn't like to cook for himself.

Sweet nicknames that make you a little dizzy when he says them.

Accidently confessing his feelings for you when he was drunk at your place after you made him dinner for the third time that week.

Lots of tears and apologies for not saying anything to you before.

"I'm so s-sorry, sweetie.... I'm a horrible friend."

Giving him little kisses on his cheeks after saying you feel the same.

Passing out on your couch together and waking up in your bed after he moved the two of you in the middle of the night, his arms wrapped around you, snoring like a bear in your ear.

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Nsfw:

Feeling a not so little something pressing against your ass while he snores.

Wiggling a little, hearing him groan sleepily in your ear and feeling his arms tighten around you.

"Hun, you can't keep moving like that..."

His deep morning voice>>>>>> rumbling through you're body and making you whimper.

Him slipping into you from behind, tweaking your nipples while slowly moving in and out of you.

Slow lazy morning sex.

Soft grunts and moans as he thrusts into you.

"Mmm, fuck, baby.... So fucking good around my cock like that."

Falling asleep again with him still inside you.

#jschlatt x reader #jschlatt #jschlatt fluff #jschlatt smut #jschlatt x you #schlatt x reader #schlatt x you #schlatt smut #jschlatt headcanons #friends to lovers #schlatt #schlatt fluff

[know-its-for-the-better]

living w schlatt hcs

guys im down so bad this week and with today's p.o. unboxing i fear it only got worse. anyways i just had a bunch of thoughts ab what it would be like to live w schlatt while y'all are dating. so these are my hcs. (also i am like incredibly new to writing original material so lmk if this is any good fr)

-this is not the first or last time this will be said but this man is an ass grabber. as soon as he knows it's something you're okay with? he's doing it. not in public, bc in my head he's not big on PDA, but when you're at home? every time he passes by you it's a grab of the ass and a big cheesy grin and he sometimes even a kiss on the cheek

-again, not the first time anyone has mentioned this, but this man is giant. 6'4. so he's def a big fan of the hug from behind. he likes to tower over you and kiss the top of your head. whether you're cooking, cleaning, looking out the window, or admiring jambo on his cat tree; he will come up and squeeze you into a hug from behind with no warning.

-"toots, come here rq" just to ask for a kiss while he's working or editing. simply as motivation to keep going. he says "it's like a reward" and you happily oblige.

-since he doesn't really stream anymore, he doesn't play a lot of video games, but when he does, he lets you sit in his lap as long as you sit still and don't distract him... (obviously you do sometimes... not your fault you have needs and he looks so cute when he's focused...)

-the drunk chuckle sandwich episode had me thinking about you playing bartender for him and making him different drinks to try since he usually just drinks straight from the bottle. he would say some shit like "i'm ngl i didn't know you could make it taste that good." bc nobody ever really bothered to make him try different cocktails until you

-super domestic dancing in the kitchen to old music. duke ellington and etta james and all different kinds of jazz and old love songs, it doesn't matter bc he is spinning you around and kissing you softly as it plays in the background while he sings to you.

-not to be cringe but he would sooo be into that thing those couples do when the smaller partner says "uppies!" and then the other one picks them up. except it would just be a look you give him and putting your arms out with a grabby motion and he would know.(bc im sorry the thought of saying uppies makes me wanna gag) he would pick you up and carry you around like a koala with your legs wrapped around his torso AND he's happy to do it. but just at home bc like i said he's not really into pda.

-he would so take candid pics of you at golden hour. you'd just be in the living room looking out the window with jambo or {redacted} and admiring the sunset and next thing you know there's a disposable camera or the little girl camera right in your face. he would so say some stupid shit to get you to laugh and then snap the picture. but once he gets one, you force him to hop in the frame while holding the other cat so you can get a cute little family pic while the lighting is good. obviously, you made it your background within the next ten minutes. and he made his background the candid picture of you the second he got the pictures onto his phone.

ok so hi!! i hope these fed you a little im so incredibly new to this whole writing thing but this was a lot of fun for me so if you have any suggestions i think my ask box is open? idk how those work but im sure i can figure it out. thanks for reading i know i yapped quite a bit LMAO

#schlatt x you #schlatt x reader #schlatt #schlatt fluff #jschlatt x you #jschlatt fluff #jschlatt x reader #jschlatt #jschlatt hcs #jschlatt headcanons #schlatt hcs #schlatt headcanons

[slxtmeri]

hi love <3 thinking about being a good house wife for jschlatt <3333 all the feminism leaving my body rn

star ml you are so real for this... this is a good fic idea... SHOULD I WRITE A SMUTSHOT??

anyways maybe i will but for nows headcanons mwah

- cooking things for him while he is recording/streaming, bringing them in to surprise him

- he buys you cute aprons as gifts, sometimes they'll have cute engravings like "jay's wifey" or "jay's fucking property"

- if you take extra time to clean or organize a specific area, he DEFINITELY notices. his eyes will light up as he pulls you in for a kiss

"you did such a good job, baby!"

- takes you out for dinner after a long day of spring cleaning, or other housework

- in addition to you being a good housewife, he'll do his best to help out. sometimes you'll walk in to find him folding clothes you were in the middle of doing, or maybe he serves you breakfast in bed.

- had to do one horny one

- bends you over the counter while you're in the middle of cooking/cleaning

"jay... the food..."

"shh, sweetheart. be a good girl and let me fuck you, hmm?"

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[schlattsdoll]

schlatt the kinda guy to let u sit on his lap to do his make up then get a boner 🤷‍♀️

🍓🩷

minors dni

schlatt wanting you to do his makeup for a stream, appealing to his female audience. "this would be a lot easier if you let me shave the chops bubbas." you joked with him, pulling out a razor. "hell no, only my barber can touch these." he stroked them, the pointed to his lap and pulled you down so you could sit. "so you're eye level short stuff."

he thought he was fine with you sitting there, but he underestimated exactly how much wiggling you would be doing. moving up to do his eyebrows, back down to check if they were even, bouncing back to do his eyeshadow and scooting to see if the wings were sisters or twins.

his mind drifted briefly to last night's activities, that started somewhat similarly; you sitting in his lap excitedly bouncing as you watched a movie. he shook himself out of his daydream, hearing the tts say something about how cute you were. "she's all mine, ain't she just the cutest?"

you finished up your handiwork, bouncing again in excitement. "doesn't jay look so pretty?"

he ended the stream soon after and washed his face with the clothe you handed him. "why'd we stop? i was having fun!" "we stopped, princess, because of all your wiggling an' bouncin'. now we got a problem." he thrusted his hips into yours and you giggled. " i can help with that..."

#chuckle sandwich imagine #jschlatt fluff #jschlatt imagine #jschlatt x reader #jschlatt headcanons #jschlatt smut #jschlatt hcs #mcyt x reader #🍓 anon

[writingduhh]

Being Jschlatts S/O Includes (Hc) …

Shout out to my babe @lvrj4mie for the amazing ideas ILY POOKIE

Pairing: Schlatt x Y/n

Type: Fluff

▷ He’s very protective over you. Not in an unhealthy “you can’t leave” way, more of a “if anyone hurts you they’re dead” way.

▷ You have a drawer of your things at his place. After you began dating and practically spent every day at his house, he insisted that you keep a drawer of your belongings at his place.

▷ Receiving occasional bursts of affection from him. It's as if he can't contain his love and excitement, especially during those moments when he's feeling particularly affectionate. You could be sitting on the couch and he’ll just immediately smother you and attack your face with kisses… not that you mind.

▷ Definitely the Black Cat x Golden Retriever couple trope.

▷ Schlatt can be a chaotic and unpredictable character, but you're there to provide stability and calm in his life. You help balance his hectic lifestyle and remind him to take care of himself. You’re the calm in his storm.

▷ Despite his tough guy exterior, he's rather tender-hearted, especially when it comes to you.

▷ Spoils the shit out of you. Whatever you want he gets, even though you insist he doesn’t need to get you anything/you don’t want anything. He does it anyways.

▷ Introvert and Extrovert Balance. If Schlatt leans toward extroversion and you are more of an introvert (or vice Versa), you find a harmonious balance. He brings you out of your shell, and you provide him with moments of quiet reflection.

▷ Stealing his hoodies/shirts.

"Hey, toots, have you seen my..." Schlatt's words trailed off as he caught sight of you comfortably seated on the couch, wearing his oversized hoodie while engrossed in your game. Due to his substantial stature, his clothes practically swamped you, with sleeves rolled up twice for a better fit.

"Is that my hoodie?" he asked, a playful smirk on his face.

You nodded, a hint of mischief in your eyes. "Yeah, it is. I can take it off if you don't want me to wear it."

He shook his head, a fond smile spreading across his face. "No, no, it's okay. You look good in my clothes." He wrapped his arms around your shoulders and leaned in, planting a tender kiss on your neck.

▷ He has so many nicknames for you. Toots (obviously), sweetheart, babe, I could also definitely see him call his partner pet.

▷ Comfort in silence. Whether you’re watching him edit, gaming in the same room, or simply sitting together silently on the couch, you didn’t need words to communicate. There's a comfortable silence that speaks volumes about your connection and comfort with each other.

▷ His cats absolutely ADORE you… Maybe more than him.

▷ Late night food runs. Due to the nature of his job, Schlatt has a lot of late nights editing videos or planning future projects. On those particularly stressful nights, which is often, you like to suggest a late night food run to clear his mind. He always agrees as it’s an excuse to spend some quality time with you… and get food.

▷ You shamelessly tease him in a playful manner, fully aware that you can get away with it.

▷ Contrary to popular opinion I think he’s quite affectionate, at least behind closed doors. He’s always got a hand on your thigh, laying on your chest, or some sort of touch.

▷ You’re definitely ‘Those pet parents’ with Jambo and Burnt soup. They’re basically like your children, making you the perfect happy family.

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[storiesforallfandoms]

sitting on jschlatt's lap ~ h.c

warnings: rpf, some swearing, fluffy fluffy goodness, a little mention of smut but not much

he pulled you onto his lap the first time

you and a group of your friends were hanging out at someone's house, and you had gotten up just long enough to go to the bathroom

when you came back, someone had taken your seat

and there was no other available places to sit besides the floor

"move your feet, lose your seat"

schlatt had patted his lap and said, "i got a seat for ya here, toots"

you didn't think he was serious because, at this point, you weren't dating yet

but, as you tried to walk past him, he took hold of your waist and pulled you down onto his lap

you face was on fire the entire time

but he was so casual about it

it only took a week after that for the two of you to start dating, and every chance he could get, you were on his lap

he was streaming and wanted you to join? you were sat on his lap

watching a movie together? on his lap

hanging out with friends? his lap

fucking you stupid?

well...you get the point

he loved to have you on his lap so he could hold you

believe it or not, schlatt is a very affectionate guy when he's in a relationship

his love language is definitely touch, i'm calling it now, so he'd be touching you whenever he could

but especially he needs you on his lap, with your head on his shoulder and his arms around your waist

that's his favorite position for anything, full stop

#jschlatt #jschlatt x reader #jschlatt headcanons #schlatt #schlatt x reader #schlatt headcanons #headcanon #imagine #fanfiction #fanfic #fandom

[titishq]

Fratboy!Jschlatt - Headcanons

⤷ pairing: fratboy!jschlatt x gn!reader

contains: swearing , mention of bimbos— , mentions of partying & drinking , angst if you squint , overwhelming toothrotting fluff

summary: headcanons of fratboy!jschlatt falling for you & your relationship!!<3

⋆ jay thinks he’s the biggest and toughest person, but in reality he’s a total softie.

⋆ he hates when he finds himself falling for someone that isn’t a stereotypical ‘bubble headed blonde bimbo’, meaning he’ll actually have to try to get noticed by them. he especially hates when he found himself falling for you.

⋆ you were just some nerd compared to him, you didn’t care for sports, you didn’t show up to parties or games, you were just focused on your studies and graduating college—!

⋆ at first he started annoying you; throwing papers on your desk, bumping into you, knocking your bag over. when he finally got a reaction from you, he was over the moon, even if you essentially told him to ‘fuck off’.

“jesus christ, jonathan! fuck off, you’re so annoying!” you groaned and grabbed the piece of paper he threw at you, looking back at him and tossed it right back. you didn’t understand why he was smiling so much at you.

“thanks, sweetheart.” he smiled and grabbed the paper, un-crubbling it to see the small note he had written for you, one asking you on a date. he couldn’t help but feel a little sad that you didn’t notice, but he knew one day you’d realize what the papers meant.

⋆ the second you started giving him attention, he was using it to his advantage. moving into bright colored sticky notes so they’d pop out on the brown desk, if they stuck to your black bag it was obvious he was messing with you.

⋆ he’ll follow you around the school when he can, making excuses like he’s simply going to class or lunch, but in reality he’s just attempting to admire you.

⋆ be purposely started failing the class you had together so the teacher would force you to help him, causing the two of you to become closer somewhat, but you were still insanely annoyed by him.

⋆ he would act so dumb when you point out an obvious answer, looking at you with big doe eyes in an attempt to get you to just give in and kiss him already; but we all know that’s not gonna happen (yet).

⋆ he starts inviting you to parties, not surprised when you decline his offers at first, but after so many times you give in and show up to a overcrowded frat hour at 12 AM.

“jay, what the hell?” you looked at him with a worried expression, seeing him already downing shots in the kitchen with his friends, who were busy hyping him up. he looked up at you with a soft gaze, approaching you and leaning down to whisper in your ear. “just have fun, toots. let loose a little.”

he had convinced you to have one shot of pure vodka some kid has gotten his hands on, the liquid burned going down, causing you to gag and reach for the nearest soda, which just so happen to be jay’s. you snatched it from his hand, drinking it quickly to get rid of the taste. “god, that was disgusting!” you didn’t even realize he was staring at your lips, thinking about how you technically kissed because your lips touched the same spot of the fan.

⋆ this boy can’t let it go. the sight of you at that party will forever be embedded in his brain. he had managed to get a picture of you with a wide smile on your face, his arm around your waist, and his lips making contact with your temple. which that picture was now his lock screen.

⋆ the first time you caught a glimpse of the picture, your face became red. he tried to ignore it, but simply couldn’t, finally giving in to ask you on a date.

⋆ he went on a whole rant about how much he liked you and how pretty he thought you were, his own face becoming flush as he waited for you to say something—anything!

⋆ of course when you said you felt the same, he practically lost his mind! this beautiful person he had been crushing on for months, liked him back?? it was unbelievable!

⋆ he was a little afraid to tell him frat bros at first, but was happy when they were cool with it, and even let him invite you over occasionally.

⋆ you had grown lowkey close with his best friend, ted, the two of you ganging up on jay occasionally and making fun of him.

⋆ for anniversaries he begs ted to help him set up stuff for you, it’s small at first, but as the numbers and amount of time get bigger, the more insane the date was!

“jay, where are you?” you called out into the empty frat house, furrowing your brows at the fact the lights weren’t on and most people were probably asleep, forcing you to use your phone flashlight to not wake anyone. you made your way to his room, slowly creaking the door open, being greeted by the entire frat house shooting confetti poppers at you and screaming their heads off.

“jesus! what are you guys doing?” you pushed the confetti out of your face, looking up to see jay holding up a bouquet and a poster reading out ‘happy 1 year!’. you could feel the blush rising to your face, smiling widely and rushed into his arms, earning a kiss on the head and him mumbling against your hair. “i love you, sweetheart.”

⋆ by the time you two graduated together, everyone was fully convinced you were gonna get married. even professors knew you two were dating, some purposely seating you two far apart so you wouldn’t be all up on one another— even though you weren’t.

⋆ he had bought you a necklace for graduation, one that matched a ring he wore on his ring finger. the entire time he was waiting for your name to be announced, a wide smile on his lips as he finally heard it, probably being the loudest to clap and cheer.

⋆ after your friends all met up with each other, you tucked under his arm and his hand rubbing your side. he occasionally placed a kiss on your forehead, mumbling against your skin about how he was so proud of you and how much he loved you.

⋆ of course— you moved in with each other, living in the same apartment complex as some of his buddies, where all of you would often meet up and hold small parties, just like the ones in college.

tags: @teddysboy , @riverwritez , @asterjaxx , @luv4luci

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[darkniters]

jschlatt whos a bit too handsy

contrary to popular belief, im a believer in ‘i wanna always be touching you’ jschlatt, so i feel if youre in public, hes always got his hand on yours, his arm around your shoulder, snaking around your waist, etc.

hed go as far as to hold some of your bags just so you both have hands free so he can grip at yours.

if you’re insecure about sweaty hands? SO???? he does not care. thats our sweat now.

when at home, he still has that mindset.

if you’re both in the living room, and you came in after and sat away from him, he’ll (in a very short time) make his way over to you, head in your lap and staring up at you like you’re the moon and the stars.

he loves to grab at your face, your shoulders; which then changes to him dragging his hands across your body.

he loves your waist, he often finds himself simply perching his hands there, and resting his head in the crook of your neck.

he loves when you sit yourself on his lap, facing him, he can look at you completely. hes completely starstruck.

he loves your thighs, he likes to grab and knead them in his hands, as well as that he loves to drag his lips over them, when he finds himself down there (its more often than you think)

he cant get over your back, hes just hypnotized the way its so clean, not a single flaw, but ready to be messed up by him soon. he loves how it arches, the bend in your back almost setting him off alone.

he puts his hand between your shoulder blades often, the gap being perfect to accommodate his hand between them.

he loves to hold you, he loves when you curl into him and when your breath is tickling his neck, whether it’s uneven or perfectly rhythmical, hes just happy his arms can engulf you and keep you near him

#jschlatt x reader #jschlatt x you #schlatt x reader #schlatt x you #jschlatt smut #schlatt smut #jschlatt hcs #jschlatt headcanons

[bvnnyblood]

: ̗̀➛ schlatt x pregnant!reader hcs

‗ ❍ schlatt was scared. at first, anyways. it definitely took him more then a few hours for it to fully sink in that he was a father. so many thoughts raced through his head like a nascar racetrack that it was hard for him to even focus on anything else other then you and your guys’ kid.

‗ ❍ he would outright REFUSE for you to do anything that required even a bit of strength. would gently sit you back down on the couch or chair or wherever there was somewhere you could sit because now he’s worried you’re gonna shatter like a glass chandelier.

“no, no, sit back down. you need to rest, it’ll be good for the baby.”

“jay, the box is basically empty.”

“your point?”

‗ ❍ practically attached to your hip at this point. wherever you go, he is quite literally right behind you. he refuses to let you out of his sight for even a moment. he’s even more whipped for you then he was before and now that you were going to be having his kid, he was terrified of you getting hurt.

“jonathan, why are all the tables baby-proofed? it hasn’t even been two months yet, the baby hasn’t even arrived.”

“just tryna’ be prepared, dollface. that’s all.”

“you put these here because of me, didn’t you?”

“….no?”

#jschlatt #jschlatt x reader #jschlatt headcanons #jschlatt x y/n #dad!schlatt has me in such a chokehold it’s not even remotely funny

[ohbabydollie]

Schlatt trying to be subtle about his crush around you

It's just a funny idea to me especially if his crush was invited to be on Chuckle Sandwich

ted would do this to fuck with schlatt 100%

you’re mutuals with schlatt on instagram, twitter, whatever

when you got a dm from ted asking if you’d like to be on the following week and you agreed

you were good friends with ted, but you didn’t really talk to schlatt one on one like you did with ted

the SECOND Schlatt sees you walking in he’s blushing

he’s subconsciously smiling, like has the biggest, dopiest smile ever but refuses to admit it even tho everyone can see it

he fidgets with whatever he can find to distract himself from looking at you directly and smiling like a dork

subconsciously looks at your lips as you talk, bite them, etc.

his hand subconsciously reaches for yours but he pulls away when he notices

makes crude comments

he will purposely be a little mean so no once suspects anything

but he’s nice enough that you aren’t offended or mad

if you flirt with ted, even if it’s just jokingly, schlatt is offended

“Ted is doing pretty good in the fashion department right now, he’s like a sexy, slutty, bisexual stay at home dad”

“am i like a sexy slutty dad?” schlatt pipes up defensively

“maybe” you say teasingly

he’s getting jealous but won’t admit it

but everyone can tell, he’s pouting when you don’t pay attention to him and whiny for your attention

he plays it off as a bit but it’s obviously not

will literally cling to you, call you mommy and whine once again “as a bit”

and then is mean again so no one suspects anything

someone needs to tell this man that everyone knows and he isn’t being sneaky about it

#schlatt x reader #jschlatt x reader #jschlatt x you #jschlatt x y/n #schlatt x y/n #schlatt x you #jschlatt fluff #schlatt fluff #jschlatt hcs #jschlatt headcanons

[blushk1tten]

after that chuckle sandwich video i’m absolutely convinced now that schlatt would just mimic eating pussy all the time if you were dating. he’s teasing you out in public? his fingers come up and his tongue comes out. he’s letting you know what’s happening when you get home? fingers and tongue. he’s just trying to embarrass you? the same thing. we love a proud munch in this house

#jschlatt x reader #jschlatt x you #schlatt x reader #schlatt x you #jschlatt hcs #schlatt hcs #jschlatt headcanons #schlatt headcanons #jschlatt smut #schlatt smut #blush ꨄ

[nvmadic]

put a finger down if you want a broad, cuddly man with mutton chops to let you lay on him. your head cradled in the nook of his chest, his fingers daintily grazing along your scalp as you drift off into sleep. wearing his hoodie as your own whilst he whispers you sweet nothings. “you’re so pretty layin’ there all peacefully like that.” his voice low, gravelly but affectionate.

#i’m going to go and touch grass #goodnight #jschlatt x reader #schlatt x reader #jschlatt x you #schlatt x you #schlatt hcs #jschlatt hcs #jschlatt headcanons #schlatt headcanons #schlatt fluff #jschlatt fluff #schlatt imagine #jschlatt imagine