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<div> —  Bahya, Hobot HaLebabot, 1040, Tokeha <br> </div><span>All creatures pass over a frail bridge, connecting life and death: life is its entrance, death its exit.</span>
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Islam and some denominations of Christianity: drinking alcohol is strictly forbidden.

Christianity: drink during services and in moderation, but be very careful with alcohol, for it can become a pathway to sin.

Judaism, breaking down the door: get so fucking drunk that you don’t remember what 2+2 is. Down some liquid courage and party like a motherfucker, it is required. God orders you to get absolutely piss drunk. getting so fucked up you can’t remember your own goddamn name is a mitzvah. It is like… a wonderful show of faith. Or something…. Idk man let’s go get smashed—

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Spiderman prepares for Purim.

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We’re doing a Purim Powerpoint night with my goyische friends tomorrow, and I want to know if anyone on here would like to see my grossly oversimplified guide to Jewish holidays?

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“Therefore, a man will leave his dad and his mum, and he will cleave with his wife and they will be one flesh (Levasar ekhad לְבָשָׂר אֶחָד)”

Hebrew: עַל-כֵּן, יַעֲזָב-אִישׁ, אֶת-אָבִיו, וְאֶת-אִמּוֹ; וְדָבַק בְּאִשְׁתּוֹ, וְהָיוּ לְבָשָׂר אֶחָד.
(Genesis 2:24, Literal Translation)

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Another Purim, another opportunity to remind you all that calling hamentashen oznei haman means that the filling is earwax

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Things I’m thinking abt for this Purim:

  • I’m probably going to have to work since I have no way to get holidays off
  • Still figuring out how to dress up when deployed??? (Not military it’s like a volunteer service thing) I have eyeliner i could get creative with and might still have some halloween stuff left over in my bag
  • Wondering which live megillah reading I’m gonna listen to, depends almost entirely on what time we get out of work
  • I have roughly 4 dollars so I’ll probably do a bunch of those charity fundraising quiz things (like freerice)
  • Is making my teammates macaroni sufficient to count as mitzvah
  • I don’t drink but I’ve got some 💫sparkling grape juice💫 babeyyy
  • I wish it wasn’t covid times so I could like…. be with people and that
  • Nonetheless tho. I will have fun. I mandate this. I speak it into existence
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Christian ‘prophet’: God is monitoring people who think Biden won to ‘find out who’s loyal’
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The disappearance of the Jewish State will not mean the disappearance of anti-Semitism. - Jack Schwartz

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countdown to my siblings birthday tomorrow? absolutely not. countdown to purim? yes. i’m making So Many Hamantaschens

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The Washington Megillah (Megillat Esther, The Book of Esther), Scroll on Parchment, Illuminated, Italy eighteenth century Hebraic Section.

Depicted in the panels at the top and the bottom of this scroll are vignettes illustrating the story of Purim.

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