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tagerrkix · 3 months

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Eden was their ✨disney princess era✨

#it's canon #source: it was revealed to me in a dream #aziraphale being good with reptiles was all part of the ineffable plan #crowley is having the time of his life here #my only regret is that I forgot to include a baby aardvark #but I put ducklings there instead #aardvarks will have to wait #btw the snake aziraphale is holding is my pet snake that died in 2020 #my poor precious baby she was such a sweetheart #she liked to knock the thermometer off the glass and hide it #I was supposed to draw like an ordinary garter snake there buuut #it's MY silly doodle and I get to do what the heck I want with it 👁️👁️#lmao crowley's brain is really malfunctioning here #guys he's a demon the creature of darkness foul fiend devil serpent #guys he can't get up the lamb is sleeping #somebody save him #there are vicious animals #and she's exp-#*JUMPS OUT THE WINDOW AND FLIES AWAY*#hey where the fuck is the gecko going #aziraphale #good omens fanart #crowley #aziracrow #good omens #ineffable husbands

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lotus-pear · 3 months

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in love with tragedy

#did you know if i don't draw skk angst every month i will explode and Die #IN MY HEAD HE NEVER JUMPED #idk which version YALL read but in mine he does his dramatic speech on the roof and then walks away #and leaves aku n atsu there thinking “??????? bitch tf”#before going and filing paperwork while chuuya screams at him abt missing a meeting while he was out playing cards on the roof w sskk #bungou stray dogs #bungo stray dogs #bsd #nakahara chuuya #chuuya nakahara #dazai osamu #osamu dazai #soukoku #skk #bungou stray dogs beast #bsd beast #beast soukoku #beast skk #lotus draws

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savagegood · 9 months

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What We Do In The Shadows 5.03 | Padres vs Nats 6.7.2021

#this is the nichest of niche content. niche cracky content that me and jay can't stop laughing about #tatis 🤝 laszlo: hot girl things. except tatis >>>> in this case. man didn't even bother touching the ground.... what is he.........#he's one jump away but also arguably what he did was more impressive #what we do in the shadows #wwdits #wwdits spoilers #wwditsedit #fernandotatis jr #san diego padres #baseball #mlb #userivett

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poppyseed799 · 8 months

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“They never left the desert” “They never made it to spring” “They never left the snow” “They never left the Crastle” “they never left the—“

CAN THESE GUYS MOVE????

#sorry I couldn’t remember all the ones I’ve heard so *shrug*#trafficblr #I just think it’s funny. in my personal opinion joel never stopped burning #or. how should I say. he never left the fire he jumped into to get away from more fire.

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kthulhu42 · 2 months

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Women do not owe you anything. We do not owe you access to our bodies. We do not owe you access to our emotional labour. We do not owe you attraction. We do not owe you acceptance to our spaces or opportunities.

Women do not owe you anything.

#radblr #radical feminism #feminism #terfblr #The male socialisation really jumps out of this one huh #“Who told you that you can say no to men and get away with it?”#terfsafe #gender critical #It's all “you have to” and “you gotta” no I actually don't #“They can and do read trans womens traits as masculine/male” yeah I fucking wonder why jakey maybe it's because you're a man

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hopemikaelsongf · 2 years

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the way Daemon immediately moved when he saw Criston about to join the fray...

#DELICIOUS!!!#or if this is just him jumping the second alicent pulled that dagger #even mORE DELICIOUS!#given that the last time he’s with rhaenyra and chaos erupted he just disappeared #which was like a decade ago lol #THIS TIME HE’S NOT RUNNING AWAY THIS TIME HE’S RUNNING TOWARDS HER #hope this helps <3 #house of the dragon #hotd #hotdspoilers #daemon targaryen #note: no more reblogging >:-|#also hiiiii matt hiiiii fabien

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miguxadraws · 1 month

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demons being silly

au belongs to @spitinsideme

i love these sillies!!! also loved knowing that ragatha has cat-like behavior because they can be cute and chill but sometimes they just

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densewentz · 6 months

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i think the turning point in my life both academically and professionally was realizing that. If you Go First, be it a presentation or an interview or whatever. If you go first, you are being judged based on NOTHING but yourself. They aren't comparing you to anyone else, you don't have an act to "follow". You are the Bar. You can literally just do the best you can and at that point it will automatically be the best they've seen so far. And once you're done you're done. You can mentally and emotionally check out.

Game changer insofar as being stressed about presenting because now I just bulldoze over everyone else to go first like a feral hog.

#its true though #all my anxiety about presentations got reduced SIGNIFICANTLY once I started fighting to be first #its Good Advice #this actually especially applies to people with unfinished work like #girl you do not want to watch 9 people with complete presentations go and then give your speech #just jump on that grenade early before they've had time to be impressed by anyone #and the fallout wont be NEARLY as bad #and then its over right away #also if youre a smug petty bitch like me #you can absolutely blow the performance out of the water #and bask in the absolutely traumatized expressions of everyone who has to go after you now #if im gonna be the bar im going to set it at the ceiling #sorry #so i guess the next lesson is you have to fight to be before Me and those Like Me #rip

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kokoa-la · 10 months

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I just took a shower and had like 2 dp ideas pop in my head so here's the first one

Danny's parents die (sorrows) so he ends up in foster care- BUT he gets adopted by agent k and agent o (Kevin and Oscar happily married for 5 years)

So danny is working even harder at hiding his identity despite his new parents being just as- if not more oblivious than the Fentons

All the while hes slowly changing their mind about ghosts

Like just imagine the chaos of Danny going "You cant shoot phantom! He promised to paint my nails on Tuesday! Pinky promised! You can't break a pinky promise" and it WORKS

Like agents k and o are a step up from the Fenton cus their house isn't booby trapped and they also aren't as neglectful despite hating ghosts and working for the government

So danny just trolls them with his nonsense as they actually form a family bond

Like these guys actually care for him and even if they're eccentric they're not openly telling him about experimenting on ghosts- in fact they keep their day job hidden from him

Sam and ticker are worried but the giw are known to be incompetent and theyre pretty sure that even if Danny detransforms into his human half in front of them they'd still think it was a prank or smth cus no way would their beloved child be a menace like phantom

IF ANYONE DECIDES TO WRITE THIS PLEASE TAG ME <3333

#giw #ghost investigation ward #agent o dp #agent k dp #agent k x agent o #danny phantom #danny fenton #danny fenton gets adopted but its not bruce wayne #sam and tucker are concerned but jump at the chance to fuck over the government #dp prompt #danny phantom prompt #please dont kill phantom papa he promised to paint my nails!#sorry you cant break pinky promises #put the gun away dad #agent k and agent o are married #they adopt danny #danny can never have a normal family its canon

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ofswordsandpens · 4 months

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im so here for the interpretation that even though the Little Tiber washed away Percy's invulnerability and weak spot, Percy still has his increased strength, power, and stamina from the curse and is steadily burning away at his mortality and only now thinks he's not

#and all of that coming to a head in hoh...#like him inexplicably moving fast and being crazy strong and JUMPING like 20 feet??#(im still partial to the head canon that it was tartarus forcing percy to unknowingly burn away his mortality)#but im so here for this other interpretation to be a compounding factor #interesting things #pjo #percy jackson #mine

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canmking · 7 months

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M i c h a e l J o r d a n

#michael jordan #nba #basketball #jump shot #fade away #black excellence

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zer0point5ive · 6 months

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been watching this on repeat for the last half hour

#gay man at his core sometimes it jumps right out #he has Always been like this whattaguy. a bitch a sweetheart i need him carnally sorry it got away from me there #the head tilt the lean the eyebrow raise hes so silly nd i. i think i hauve covid #gay people never flirt normally it’s always gotta be shit like this pt 2 #saw 2004 #lawrence gordon #chainshipping

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hellenhighwater · 1 year

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I'm joining an ongoing D&D campaign that the DM described as "very piratey, like if One Piece was D&D," and he's said he's pretty much been letting people do whatever with character design so long as it's not too OP.

I think I want my character to be an Awakened ship's figurehead (the awakening cast by a passing, possibly drunk, wizard). She was the HMS Adamant, a naval battleship, and was very happy in that position until the Adamant was rammed broadside by a pirate vessel (name unknown but maybe it could be plot relevant?) and when the Adamant went down, the figurehead broke loose and drifted for a while.

She goes by Adda, these days.

I think she's going to be carved in the figure of an aarakocra, mostly because I've played them a bit and I have a spare mini. She'll use aarakocra stats but maybe have some different damage immunities/vulnerabilities due to being made of wood.

Now I just need to decide what class she should be....

#typically awakened things are relatively low int so I'm leaning away from classes that need high int scores #I'm jumping in at level 9 #also I like the idea that everyone assumes Adda is on a revenge quest #shes not #she's a warship #they're built for battle and thats what she did; the ship that beat her was a terrible beauty #she'd quite like to find her again #such a lovely stern

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deadpoets · 5 months

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