Local Bean Break into House to Makeout with his Wife.
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junebean!!!! dilf!jean hcs ?? w momma n kiddos ??
Ohhhh beanie you found my ultimate weakness
馃尭 he鈥檚 a boy and girl dad. Loves both. Is great with both. *but* absolutely melts into a puddle of goo for his daughter(s).
馃尭 kisses the babes on their heads every chance he gets.
馃尭 sings babes to sleep but only when he doesn鈥檛 think mama is around to hear it.
馃尭 actually likes coordinating outfits with you and the kiddos. Like if you鈥檙e all going to some event, at least while the kids are too little to pick their own clothes, he鈥檒l want to make sure you all have a coordinating color palette, maybe similar sweaters or all in dark denim, etc
馃尭 stressy road trip dad. You鈥檒l have to be the one to keep him calm when you鈥檝e all been on the road for 9 hours and there鈥檚 still 4 more to go to get to vacation. Not that he鈥檇 scold your kids, but he might lose his mind a little bit after driving and listening to baby shark a zillion times.
馃尭 this:
Sleepover time
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Scouts or warriors, you gotta choose and tell us why (or for whom)
oh shit oh fuck... u... junebean ur killing me w this:') i love each of their sides for their own individual development but in the end i'm gonna have to go with the scouts
the warriors couldn't help where they were born. they couldn't help all that brainwashing that they went through. they did things that they weren't proud of and that hurt them immensely and they realize that. in the end, though, they expanded their worldview past what was forced onto them and that's admirable. i love each and every one of them (reiner, porco, pieck, and colt are my favs)
the scouts always wanted to be free. to be trapped in the walls for generations and to be the generation that uncovered a hundred years of secrets and atrocities, that's a heavy load to bear. but especially during the rumbling, being faced with the fact that there really is no choice but to kill the beacon of hope they clutched for so long holy shit that's an immeasurable amount of pressure and dissonance. again, i love each and every one of them and to pick favorites would be so so so hard. jean, eren, armin, levi, oh my!! mikasa!! hange!!
both sides have had it rough. but in the end, i'll stick with the scouts because they're so adaptable and caring (and so sad<3 u know i love my saddies<3)
hit me for sleepover saturday!
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"Right, your dad's actually got a job these days. It's cool; I can hang out."
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"Are you kids having fun ghost hunting?"
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"Mom! Can I invite a friend over?"
"Not until you've done your homework. And step away from that computer, bud. You know your dad will cry if you don't get into college."
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"Cookie?"
"Hmm, I guess they do go with milk . . ."
"You've opened up a can of worms, Green."
":D"
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"Kids are home?"
"Yes."
"Giving them some alone time, huh?"
"Yes."
"Ah, young love."
"Right, Nol? You should see Romy in his little suit. Definitely the handsomest kid at prom. I bet the boys were all over him."
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"Babe. Is that Joey's paella recipe?"
"I've learned to defer to the expert."
"Would you kids like some chicken?"
"Right after we get our date score up, Uncle Oliver."
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"Oh no! The robots were guarding your llamas from the wolves, but no the robots are gone and your llamas are easy prey!"
"Noooo!"
"Girls, you know we're on the side of the wolves in this house."
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"Is she okay?"
"Rocket was understandably alarmed by the toy robot that we would never, ever allow to harm her. She is a little shaken up but she is being very brave."
"Cool. I'll just - Della told me how to fix it. There's a wire that comes loose."
"See that, Rocket! You never need to worry when you have such a resourceful and valiant mother."
"'ank you, Mommy!"
"Uh-huh. Fear not, tiny sim. Slayer of forwards, repairer of robots. That's me."
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"Did you have a good day at school, kid?"
"No! I got a B+ on my history test! What if I fail out of school? Mooom-"
"Well, I had a good day."
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"-so you don't end up talking exactly like your dad. I mean, we love the way Dad talks; it's adorable, but - can you say bear?"
"Beaw!"
"Wow! I just want you to grow up with the freedom to use contractions if you want. How about bottle, can you say bottle?"
"Bottew."
"Whoa. You're one smart bun."
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