#jurassic park girl

[dinosaurnews]

Tweet by @ElyKreimendahl

“my toxic trait is that if they opened Jurassic park I would still totally go”

10:44 am • 3/23/24

#dinosaurs #dinosaur #paleontology #prehistoric #fossils #clever girl #funny #jurassic world #jurassic park #dino nerd #dinosaur humor

[coolcoolcoolbutwtf]

Danny bloody in raptor form: Rawr?

Small stabby child who started hunting him the moment he was spotted: "I will find you and get you the best care a reptile can get. And then you are coming home with me." >:<

Danny Covered in blood from the clown he just chomped the arm off tilting his head: confused™ rawr?

Some gun wilding guy in a red helmet: "Naw brat she's coming home with me. Look at all that blood it's from the joker fuck getting his arm chew off. We're clearly kindred spirits so she's coming with me. My kin and I."

Stabby child on him com: "father red hood is interfering with my mission and being a nuisance! He is clearly suffering from some head injury and shouldn't be interfering with my mission."

Danny in the background being started at by red hood. Slowly tilting his head the other way Hood copying him and doing the same thing.

On com: "Robin be on guard and keep your eyes on the target. Nightwing and I will arrive shortly."

Red hood somehow holding eye contact with the dinosaur watching it slowly bend down taking the severed arm in its sharp teeth filled mouth. And then slowly backing away from both of the humans and booking it down the street.

Danny internally: "shit shit shit I do not wanna be captured by some weirdos at night dressed in spandex and weird masks. Especially since I just got my clown snack. My snack they can get their own!

Oh, maybe I have been transformed for too long. I'm munching on an arm,a human arm! And I'm thinking about eating it, no ew me.

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I'm still going to eat it because it's mine now and my snack."

Danny with the Batfam. Danny is not the raptor though:)

#dino Danny Au #dpxdc #batman #fanfic? #danny fenton #jurassic park #Dannys snack is his snack. #that dino is coming home with me #Damian Wayne and Red hood want that dino #red hood #Red hood thinking Danny is a girl raptor because of Jurassic Park

[zathura-art]

I was obsessed. I spent 80% of my time talking about Camp Cretaceous, and in the other 20% I was hoping someone would talk about it so I could talk some more.

#jurassic park #jurassic world #camp cretaceous #isla nublar #jurassic world camp cretaceous #scorpios rex #mean girls

[life-on-the-spectrum]

My husband and I HATE Valentine’s Day, because we don’t do romance. So we celebrate a new holiday: Jeff Goldblum Day!

It started a couple of years ago as a joke. We were sick to death of our single friends swooning at us over Valentine’s Day and asking us what romantic garbage we were planning to do, because OF COURSE married people have to be romantic every February, right? 

Except we don’t. The husband and I are just best friends who sleep together, and we did the papework because it was convenient. We don’t do that flowers and chocolates shit. Our idea of “romance is watching Mythbusters over takeout Chinese and laughing at the explosions, okay? 

So we told our friends, as a joke, that we celebrate Jeff Goldblum Day: the day when everyone is unattached, so we can all appreciate the sexy, hilarious glory that is Jeff Goldblum. All you do is watch Jeff Goldblum movies with your most beloved friends, while munching on half-priced chocolates. Nobody’s married on Jeff Goldblum Day, nor is anyone in love. Our partners are just here with us to watch movies, just like every other friend we have. Aroace friends, this is your holiday too, no one says you have to actually be attracted to him. 

Don’t ask why we chose Jeff Goldblum. We were pulling ideas out of our butts and acting like it was a thing, and that was the first “weird actor everyone knows” that we thought of. This could have just as easily become “Christopher Walken Day.”

Except that everyone came over for Jeff Goldblum Day. And then they did it the folllowing year. And now we’re in Spain introducing all of our friends here to it as well. 

So yeah. Jeff Goldblum Day is next weekend, and I’m formally inviting everyone here to participate in Jeff Goldblum Day with us.

Enjoy the chocolate. 

#valentine's day #fuck valentine's day #aromantic #asexual #aroace #jeff goldblum #jeff goldblum day #jurassic park #thor ragnarok #independence day #the fly #earth girls are easy

[dinosaurnews]

Original artwork by @hillarywhiterabbit • Follow them on Instagram

#dinosaurs #dinosaur #paleontology #prehistoric #clever girl #paleo art #jurassic park

[sconfittoleone]

#i made this about myself #jeff goldblum #jurassic park #ian malcolm #the fly 1986 #seth brundle #transylvania 6-5000 #earth girls are easy #independence day #david levinson

[btrflyng]

Jurassic Park Daily starts tomorrow my children!

Go get your dino book fast!! I want to see memes

#jurassic park #jurassic park daily #jurassic park 1990 #ian malcolm #alan grant #jp daily #ellie sattler #dracula daily #frankenstein daily #daily tumblr #substack #jurassic park novel #lex murphy #go girls #classical novel #memes #literature memes

[lily-s-world]

Starting Camp Cretaceous because somebody told me it has sapphics, and now I'm all in.

#camp cretaceous #yes i know it is a kids show #bu i love dinosaurs and queer girls #jurrasic park #jurassic world #netflix #animation #sammy gutierrez #yasmina fadoula

[drabblesandimagines]

I met Gav, Barnabas and Charon today 🥰

#ghostdogwrites #ghostdog was shaking like the girl eating jelly in Jurassic Park

[beelzyart]

A tribute to my favourite movie of all time. Shame there were never ever any additional movie sequels after Lost World...

#jurassic park #jurassic park fan art #dinosaurs #dinosaur art #fanart #funny art #triceratops #tyrannosaurus rex #t rex #ian malcolm #clever girl #alan grant #ellie sattler #velociraptor

[monstergirlgang]

Monster Girl October (tarot deck) day 15: Rexy from Michael Crichton's Jurassic Park as the 10 of wands card!

The ten of wands (or staves) suggests burden, responsibility, accomplishment, or sometimes a lack of perspective. I think the situation of bringing back dinosaurs for entertainment make Rexy and the other dinosaur ladies at Jurassic Park suit the card well! Here, the 10 wands are pikes in the electric fence that is failing to hold her back.

#jurassic park #inktober #tarot #drawtober #artober #monstober #monster girl october #ink #michael crichton #rexy #t rex #dinosaur #ten of wands #tarot card #tarot cards #halloween #monster girls #traditional art #monsters #drawlloween

[hauntedhouseofmouse]

Doctors Sattler, Grant, and Malcolm were really having some wild PTSD-flashbacks in Dominion, weren’t they?

#jurassic world #jurassic world dominion #jurassic park #jurassic series #allan grant #ellie sattler #ian malcolm #Grant (having to help save a child again + espionage) #Sattler (How is that good old dark control room with flickering lights and jumpscares treating you?) #Malcolm (At least he learned to use the distracto-light as a weapon and now as a self-powered tasty-human beacon.) #The new cast interacting with the old was golden LMFAO! #X'D #(Owen and Allan getting along while Claire and Ellie took a girl's trip was what I was living for.)