#jurgen leitner

[my-magnus-rabbithole]

I have been trying to avoid spoilers for TMA, and I’m doing okay-ish, but here are some things I’ve spoiled myself in no particular order:

Jon gets powers, it has something to do with eyes.

Jon and Martin are cannon, this bring me great joy, i love them.

Elias murders Leitner, this involves a pipe and is extremely funny.

Jon gets kidnaped, from my understanding this happens more than once.

There's a cat named Admiral.

I think that's it, that's all I know. Everything else is a mystery.

#the magnus archives #I’m excited confused and to be honest a little scared #tma #jonathan sims #martin blackwood #elias bouchard #jurgen leitner #jonmartin

[shittyleitnerideas]

my immortal is a leitner btw

yeah

#my immortal #irl leitner #the magnus archives #tma #jurgen leitner #leitner books #from the library of jurgen leitner #submission #unclear entity

[consumingcyanide]

Some doodles I’ve done over the past few days

#the magnus archives #tma #tma fanart #micheal distortion #gerry keay #doorkeay #gerrymichael #terminal velocity #mike crew #oliver banks #jurgen leitner #simon fairchild

[r-u-living]

A guest for Mr. Spider.

#the magnus archives #tma s3 #tma spoilers #tma fanart #tma fandom #Jon #jonathan sims #a guest for mr spider #jurgen leitner

[oh-dear-my]

I love you Jurgen Leitner you're just a girl who loves books

#the magnus archives #the magnus pod #tma #tma fanart #jurgen leitner #tma jurgen leitner #my art #dearart

[unreal-unearthing]

I’m seeing a lot of posts about mr bonzo ‘getting the leitner treatment’ with fandom all hating on him… so I just gotta ask since I wasn’t like… participating in tma fandom when it was airing…

Did y’all really hate jurgen?

#jurgen leitner #tmagp #the magnus protocol #the magnus archives #tma

[tentotea]

jurgen leitner has been dead for seven slutty years

#the magnus archives #tma #elias bouchard #jurgen leitner #the magnus archives spoilers #tma spoilers #1k #2k #3k #4k #5k

[jellysmudge]

Happy Brutal Pipe Murder Day

#tma #the magnus archives #elias bouchard #the magnus protocol #meme #jonah magnus #jurgen leitner

[spiralling-spires]

Being jurgen leitner the day that gerry almost killed him was probably really surreal. Imagine you’re minding your business, collecting fucked up books, and out of nowhere this goth guy covered in eye tattoos shows up and beats you half to death, then stops, goes, “no you’re too pathetic to be jurgen leitner” and leaves without further elaboration. And you dont correct him, you like being alive after all, and after that you just… continue with your life. And then several years later you tell this to some random guy in the tunnels you’ve been hiding in, and he not only knows who the goth was, but seems somewhat fond of the goth. And then you get brutal pipe murdered by the random guy’s boss. Oops

#the magnus archives #tma #jurgen leitner #gerry keay #jon sims #elias bouchard #on an unrelated note #i think leitner was probably of the eye if he was of any of the fears #the eye is kind of the perfect symbiote #plus i feel like going ‘oh hey cursed books. im gonna find more!’ is so eye coded #not that im saying eye avatars have poor self preservation instincts or anything #(this is exactly what im saying) #the motto of the eye should be ‘i fucked around and found out’ #not that ‘audio opperior vigilo’ stuff

[mintytea-exe]

Elias, an avatar of the Watcher, choosing how he wants to kill people:

#it makes me laugh every time I think about it #I guess the Ceaseless Watcher did have limitations after all :/ #the magnus archives #elias bouchard #jonah magnus #gertrude robinson #jurgen leitner #tma spoilers #the magnus archives spoilers #tma shitpost #tma #6k notes

[cult-of-the-eye]

I love the idea of digital leitners especially with the concept of terms and conditions and accepting cookies on websites I feel like they could do SO MUCH with that

#tma #the magnus archives #tmagp #the magnus protocol #jurgen leitner #tmagp theories

[constellama]

The Magnus Archives Dashboard Simulator

🕷️ arachnophobia-incarnate Follow

Oh my god oomfies you’ll never believe what I just found

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📚 jonathan-sims Follow

HELP THERES A DOG ON MY DESK???

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🫖 poet-tea Follow

HELP I JUST LET MY DOG INTO MY BOSS’S OFFICE??

📚 jonathan-sims Follow

LITERALLY WHO ARE YOU

🛶 timtimothy Follow

LMAOOOOO

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🪱 residentwormgirl Follow

I think there’s a wasp’s nest in my attic. I’m gonna go check it out.

🪱 residentwormgirl Follow

Do you hear that

🪱 residentwormgirl Follow

This is kind of a bop actually

☕️ ihavenohotcocoa Follow

op? op are you ok

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🎭 reliable-down-to-earth-nerd Follow

going on a date tomorrow! 😀

🛶 timtimothy Follow

haha what.

🛶 timtimothy Follow

can you repeat that op

🛶 timtimothy Follow

op?

🛶 timtimothy Follow

op can you repeat that

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👁️ bouchard-elias Follow

I love my job. Everything just goes according to plan exactly how I want it to.

📖 bookluvr Follow

Hi

👁️ bouchard-elias Follow

hey sorry for this but you wouldn’t happen to have seen a lead pipe lying around would you?

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🤡 notmyvoicebox Follow

does anyone have any skin? For no reason whatsoever of course. Like if you just have it lying around. Out of use.

🌀 funhousemirrorman Follow

why do you need skin

🤡 notmyvoicebox Follow

wouldn’t you like to know, door boy

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🐺 detective-daisy Follow

is there wifi down here

⚰️ wakelyupwhenimdead Follow

no

🐺 detective-daisy Follow

HELLO?? HELLO CAN YOU HEAR ME??

📚 jonathan-sims Follow

I CAN! I CAN HEAR YOU

🐺 detective-daisy Follow

Oh. You.

📚 jonathan-sims Follow

What. What does that mean

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👓 reliable-down-to-earth-nerd Follow

I can sense a promotion coming soon I’m so excited !!!

👓 reliable-down-to-earth-nerd Follow

are you SERIOUS

🛶 timtimothy Follow

I’m going to kill that old man with my bare hands HOW DARE HE DO THIS TO YOU QUEEN

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👤 averagescarehater Follow

WHYYY IS THE SKY LOOKING AT MEEEE

📚 jonathan-sims Follow

my bad

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#the magnus archives #tma #jonathan sims #martin blackwood #sasha james #tim stoker #jane prentiss #annabelle cane #nikola orsinov #michael distortion #daisy tonner #hezekiah wakely #elias bouchard #jurgen leitner #dashboard simulator #unreality #tw unreality #shoutout to the cocoa cameo #constellama talks

[theboombutton]

It would be very funny if Jurgen Leitner got his hands on the Death Note.

He'd stick his vanity bookplate on the inside cover and die immediately.

#death note #the magnus archives #tma #shitpost #tma shitpost #jurgen leitner

[undead-aro-guy]

Happy brutal pipe murder day to those who celebrate

#which should be all #everyone should celebrate this day #the magnus archives #tma #elias bouchard #jurgen leitner #tma spoilers

[ineffable-grimm-pitch]

special skills of tma fans include

recite leitner rant

know the outro by heart including the name of the license

making a seemingly innocuous post and then hello jon apologies for the deception but i rather wanted to make sure you started r

dig

#tma #the magnus archives #jon sims #jonathan sims #leitner #jurgen leitner #elias bouchard

[murderandcoffee]

jurgen leitner needs to come back in protocol so he can get beaten to death by another bouchard

#tmagp #the magnus protocol #jurgen leitner #gwendolyn bouchard #gwen bouchard #bs.txt