Lena looks like one of the kids who would just hand you the pretend pay toy over and over and over, just keeps handing Leo their fake phone like ‘4u’
oh absolutely! there's a lot of smacking forearms for this game too to mimic the turtle's wristband. walkie-talkie things. But the snap of a flip phone is much more satisfying!
transcript:
Leo:
Oh. Uh, thanks?
Leo, thinking:
A flip phone?
Lena:
*angry peeping*
Leo:
Okay, okay! Sorry! Hello?
Lena:
*snaps her phone closed and runs away giggling*
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Prompt 80
So Dan knows that there’s heroes that have gone back in time, he’s aware of that fact. But he doesn’t exactly care and has more important things to worry about. Like the fact that Danny and Ellie are now three years old, right when he’s moving, though maybe that’s a blessing in disguise seeing as the GIW are searching for them in Amity.
But still, he has more important things to worry about than the speedster vibrating five feet away from him. Like making sure Ellie and Danny are alright to visit (ugh) Peepaw Clocky while he goes to work.
Ms. Mercy is not messing around, which he appreciates in a workspace, but he has to wait for another opening in the daycare before he can bring his, as far as everyone else is aware, siblings who he got emergency custody of.
What with how Jazz is interning in Gotham, they figured Metropolis would be safer. Now if the speedster would stop following him, he would really appreciate it. He’s literally just an intern under Ms Mercy as an assistant, not even one of the scientists, and it’s not like his timeline of the end of the world exists anymore!
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Ghost kneeling before soap's feet
He's panting and beaten and bloody and naked, silhouetted in golden light
And he looks at johnny, bathed in white light just as he is in gold, and he looks at johnny as if he is his GOD
And seven fucking hells if that doesn't steal soap's breath away
The man who knelt for nobody, the man who spat in the eyes of christ, and tried to bite out the throat of satan, and gave death a big fat middle finger
That man gives everything to soap, as if he is something to be worshipped or warshipped
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Obsesst with you calling your doctor an "old rat with bad phone quality and a thick italian accent"
I truly and honest to god hate that motherfucker
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Dick + not getting phone calls
1. Bruce makes Jason Robin (Batman 416)
Dick: "It was quite a kick for me to learn about the new Robin in the newspapers."
2. Jason dies (New Titans 55)
Dick: "Bruce never called to tell me what happened to Jason. He didn’t know I was half-way across the universe, but he didn’t even leave a message on my machine. If Danny hadn’t found out... Blast him. Why didn’t he call me?"
3. Bruce picks Jean-Paul Valley as the next Batman (Robin 13)
Dick: "You left Tim alone with a lunatic. The kid could have been killed."
Bruce: "There wasn't time."
Dick: "No time to pick up a phone? No time to call me? ... I thought there was one guy who'd have faith in me. But when it comes down to the test, you picked someone else to succeed you."
4. Alfred quits after Bruce's back gets broken in Knightfall (Nightwing: Alfred's Return)
Dick: "Bruce didn't send me. I came because I'd like to know why the guy who's been like a father to me suddenly upped and split without a word! Because my best friend has been gone for months - the Bahamas, Antarctica, England - and I didn't even get a call! Not even a postcard!"
5. Donna's son dies (Teen Titans Vol. 2 12)
Wally: "Man, Dick, I'm sorry! I thought for sure she would have called you!"
Dick: "Robbie was her world. Why didn't she call? I could have helped. I would have... I'd do anything for her..."
6. Wally's wife miscarries and...it's complicated, but for the purposes of this list you just need to know that he didn't tell Dick or ask him for help (Flash 210)
Dick: "What I said earlier, I didn't mean for it to come out that way. You're my best friend. You have been since we were kids. And after everything you went through, I just wish I was the one you came to for help - instead of Hal."
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Thinking about the fact that Tyler (presumably) busted out of the police van and will be on the run next season. The boy has no friends, no family besides his dad who’s the literal sheriff. He has NOWHERE to go and NO ONE to turn to that wouldn’t be terrified of him or turn him in immediately, EXCEPT for Wednesday. We are LITERALLY walking into the “what are you doing here?” “I had nowhere else to go” trope. It’s practically a done deal.
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if you ever need to deal with social security for any reason as an expat abroad i just hope you aren't abroad in canada as they took all their services out of here and made us use the offices in the us. offices with phones that never pick up and drop calls all the time.
anyway after a month i've found out they are processing my name change and it should be finalized by the end of this month, which means i can reregister to vote likely in may. also once i get the updated card that is the last thing i needed to change my name with and i'm finally done with getting all my official stuff for two countries changed. exhausting. technically i could bug the county i was born to get a changed birth certificate but tbh, i am tired of having to deal with this and it isn't necessary so it's fine if it remains unchanged.
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