#just a random quote

[phleb0tomist]

tumblr users will have the most inaccessible, unreadable, low contrast, flashing carrd you can possibly imagine, with a dni full of insider acronyms with no translation and numerous link buttons labelled with cryptic captions, and then go ahead and put “ableists dni and kys!” on that carrd

#yeah i’m bitter about carrds becoming so hostile to disabled people #nobody with vision issues or photosensitivity or processing issues or epilepsy or memory issues could possibly read your carrd #small changes like proper colour contrast between background and text can make a world of difference in making your page accessible #even just spelling out the acronyms in your dni or mentioning WHERE a mysterious link will actually lead is so helpful #i see so many links that are just random literary quotes that turn out to lead to a mandatory dni. how would anyone know that?? #txt #accessibility #1000

[fake-diary]

Day 497

Today, I spent most of it reading through Homestuck.

That’s exactly it - I am crazy sad, and somewhere deep inside me, all I want is to fly.

- Jandy Nelson

#I did #and it's only getting better #Also #just a random quote #that I think matters #a lot #Goodbye

[ralvezfanatic]

Y/N: I need someone to take me out already

Derek: Like on a date or with a sniper?

Y/N: Either works but at this point I rather a sniper

Hotch: Do I need to have you evaluated?

Elle, texting Penelope to ask how much a hitman costs:

Spencer, texting Penelope to ask her for tips on how to ask you out:

Penelope, very confused at the two types of text she got: ???

#elle means well i promise #spencer probably wouldn't text #i just thought of this #well not just now #when i was about to sleep #very random post #criminal minds imagine #criminal minds incorrect quotes #criminal minds x reader #criminal minds #criminal minds x male reader #bau x reader #bau x male reader #derek morgan #aaron hotchner #elle greenaway #spencer reid x reader #spencer reid x male reader #elle greenaway x reader #elle greenaway x male reader #those are there #if you squint #i promise

[batfamhyperfixation]

The Batkids: *all sitting on the floor huddled around a phone*

Bruce, walking up: What are you guys doing?

Tim: We're playing a new game. Its like truth or dare, except it is only dare, and all the dares are decided by a random word generator set for verbs, if we need more context we can randomly generate a noun too. Here, Steph is next, watch.

Steph: *clicks the generate a word button* 'appreciate'? *Clicks for a noun* 'Scene'? Am I supposed to go to a play? Look at the top of a mountain?

Damian: you have to get to the top of the hill, adequately appreciate the scene, and get back before your next turn, otherwise you are out

Steph: *gets up and runs out of the house*

Jason: My turn *presses the randomly generate a word button* Request *presses to randomly select a noun* cookies. Fuck yes! Alfred!

Cass, soaking wet, signing: not fair

Bruce: hey, I saw Dick's car out front, where is he?

Duke: he got 'vanish'

Tim: Still better than that time Jason got 'die'

Damian: me next, 'read'

Jason, walking in with a plate full of cookies: you gotta read and finish Pride and Prejudice before your next turn.

Damian: That's impossible! Without Dick that is only 5 people before me.

Tim: Impossible if you sit here complaining. Better hop to it.

Damian: *running to the library*

Duke, stealing a cookie: you wanna try, Bruce?

Bruce: maybe just once *clicks the button* 'grin'

Tim: Batman has to smile for an entire day fighting bad guys and dealing with the Justice League

Bruce: I don't like this game

#lets just say they didnt trust the other batkids to give them dares so this seemed like a safer option #still laughing that when i was clicking a random one for Bruce it came back with grin #like could you imagine all the villains getting creeped out when batman swoops in to stop them and he just has a huge plastered on smile on #or worse the justice league having to sit through a whole meeting with broody batman forcefully smiling the entire time #dick's laughter can be heard in the background the whole time but no one has seen him for a week #batfam #batkids #incorrect batfamily quotes #incorrect batkids quotes #bruce wayne #tim drake #jason todd #dick grayson #stephanie brown #cassandra cain #damian wayne #duke thomas

[brenshor]

Wednesday: I will try to torture you now.

Enid: Kinky.

Wednesday: I think you're sweet and beautiful.

Enid: Wait-

Wednesday: You deserve to be cared for.

Enid: N-No-

Wednesday: Your feelings are valid and deserve to be heard.

Enid: I need a safeword!

#honestly this could go either way #either Wednesday does the torturing o #or enid does the torturing #it was impossible to decide #both are super uncomfy with praise but both crave it #so i just picked at random #wednesday x enid #wednesday addams #enid sinclair #wenclair #incorrect wednesday quotes #wednesday netflix #wednesday #the addams family

[ghosted-jazz]

The catalyst(s)

#double life smp #double life spoilers #jimmy solidarity #tangotek #Its over. Go home. Go. Also Pancakes. that's very important to the quote too #I headcannon they just stuck random rocks into the ground as Jimmy and Tango's headstones because its a death game they don't have time #Jimmy gets the smaller one and Tango's has a bit of coal in it. I based their outfits off Hadestown cause #Hey little songbird and When the chips are down are very Jimmy and Tango songs to me. Also very fitting with the whole death stuff #my art

[write-it-motherfuckers]

Person A: “Do you always have to spit out some dumb one liner every time you take down one of the enemies?”

Person B: “It’s part of my charm.”

#write-it-motherfuckers #writing prompt #writing prompts #writing #prompt #story prompt #story prompts #story #prompts #my prompt #original #random #imagine #story time motherfucker #dialogue #dialogue prompt #person a and person b #incorrect quotes #incorrect quote #B is just the himbo from resident evil 4 honestly. and he's right. his dorky quips ARE part of his charm #sass #sarcasm #sarcastic #banter #shenanigans #funny #silly #as always the tags are only ever a suggestion #implied murder #implied violence

[etrevil]

Atsushi: okay, so maybe I was thinking of Kyouka-

Akutagawa: do we need any more?

Atsushi: *sigh* there can't only be two people during a housewarming party, Aku. Especially if they're just the owners.

#imagine akutagawa pulling this line in the most random of moments. like in a rollercoaster. and atsushi just goes with it #it's their own love language. like skk's otherworldly trust and soulmatism #it's the belief in doing it together for me 😭😭😭 #bungou stray dogs #bsd #bsd anime #bsd spoilers #bungou stray dogs season five #bsd season 5 #bsd season five #akutagawa ryuunosuke #bsd akutagawa #atsushi nakajima #bsd atsushi #shin soukoku #bsd shitpost #bsd shin soukoku #bungou gay dogs #bsd incorrect quotes

[midsummerkissess]

i am a friend to all cats. yes even the mean ones. they have their reasons.

#dark acadamia quotes #books and coffee #classic books #literature quotes #book aesthetic #literature lover #classic literature #old school romance #light academia #relatable #cute cats #cats #catblr #cats are love #kittycat #cat mom #random rants #ramblings #just ranting

[sableeira]

dazai makes atsushi take random photos and videos of him throughout the day (most of them are super dramatic and/or aesthetic) only to caption them with the most unhinged stuff when he posts them on social media

#I need a canon compliant social media au #Dazai would liveblog every traumatic event happening to the ada #he would make web weaves with depressing af quotes about feeling inhumane but put a random selfie in between the quotes #my favorite tumblrina fr #he also would go live on tiktok during the worst moments #like hey guys! what’s up! *explosion in the background* oh that? that’s just my partner going full destruction chaos god mode ^_^ #bungo stray dogs #bungou stray dogs #dazai osamu #bsd fanart #bsd dazai #bsd #my art #poor atsushi should get a raise

[hogwartslegacypics]

I THINK I FOUND IT!!

If you didn’t see my recent post, I discovered an audio file of Sebastian saying, “I actually grew up near here. Not sure I appreciated it when I was younger,” which confirms he and his parents lived somewhere in the Highlands in a location accessible to us. I’ve since thoroughly explored all of the hamlets with Sebastian in attempts to trigger the line, initially suspecting it was something he’d say as a companion near the location, but unfortunately had no success. I also checked every single house in those hamlets for cellars and only found one.

It’s possible his parents’ house isn’t in any of the hamlets, and is a random house in the middle of nowhere we have yet to find, or (if his line was completely cut from the game early enough in game development) the house itself was never put in the game.

It’s also possible that the house I found with the cellar was their house, and the devs just chose to cut Sebastian’s line for whatever reason (or it was never a line intended to be spoken by him as a companion, keep reading). The house is Mary Portman’s house in Aranshire with the spider infested cellar. If true, it’s sad to think that’s what became of their house, but at least MC eventually clears them out.

Considering Sebastian’s quote, the location genuinely does make a lot of sense. Now that he lives in Feldcroft, so far away from Hogwarts and Hogsmeade (basically in the middle of nowhere), he realizes that he didn’t appreciate getting to live so close to all the action when he was younger. Another reason the location makes sense is because his parents were Professors and Aranshire is so close to Hogwarts. I now believe that the quote was cut from the Hogsmeade quest since it would make sense he’d say that as he’s walking us to Hogsmeade and telling us about the school and the surrounding area. He sounds very cheerful in the audio clip too, and he was in a good mood that entire walk. It really does sound like it could have been taken right from that quest. EDIT: Also the word “actually” in the quote makes it seem like it’s not something he randomly says out of the blue but it would have to be during conversation that’s already happening, like the Hogsmeade quest.

If we go inside the cellar, it seems like it could have been used as a library/study (“cellar library” as Ominis told us). Mary Portman even left a note implying she never utilized her cellar before the spider incident. It was almost like she suddenly remembered she had a cellar when she was wondering where to raise her spiders. Because of that, it’s likely those books in there belonged to the previous owner, and the cellar was completely untouched until Mary moved her spiders in. As you can see, they’ve since wreaked havoc in there.

#i’m headcanoning this #it has to be it #like what other quest could it have been that’s far enough away from feldcroft that he was in a good mood during #i really don’t think it was a random companion line either #i think it was meant to be his house and something for players to figure out on their own or maybe they planned more lore for seb’s past #but cut it like they cut so many other things so just took that quote out along with it #hogwarts legacy #sebastian sallow #anne sallow

[weewoow-20706030]

Jason *not looking up*: Gullible is written on the ceiling

Tim: you think you're so funny don't you? I'm not falling for it.

Jason: seriously, it is. Look.

Tim: no. I don't know what you're getting at here. But I don't want a part in any of it.

Jason *looking up*: nope. It's written there.

Tim: fine. I will humour you... You know it's not funny if you actually write gullible on the- AHHH!

Jason *who just shot Tim in the foot*: HA! You're so gullible!

#after making sure it works he proceeds to play this 'prank' on every other member of the family #minus Alfred #then leading to some random places.in the manor just having 'gullible' written on the ceiling. #it becomes a thing after that. anyone who can not inly lure someone beneath the gullible #but can also get them to look up. gets to punch them. (not shoot despite Jasons opinion) #tim drake #batfam #dc #batfamily #jason todd #incorrect batfamily quotes

[hometoursandotherstuff]

#mermaids #banshees #just sayin' #random quotes #other stuff

[batfamhyperfixation]

Dick and Jason talking on a rooftop

Dick: So you just, like, told that crime alley kid you guys are family now?

Jason: look Dick, if you don't like someone's family, you gotta become their family. If I'm those kids' big brother, then I know they have at least one family member who cares about them.

Dick: You're turning into your father

Jason:

Jason: I will give you 5 seconds before I beat you to a bloody pulp

Batman: *suddenly standing over them* You will do no such thing

Jason and Dick:

Jason and Dick: *both hanging onto the roof, trying to pull themselves up*

Jason: I can't believe you summoned him

Dick: Me? It was you and your 'beat you to a bloody pulp'

#it was actually that batman was nearby on patrol and thought he would stop over to say hi #cause he doesnt get to see his two eldests as much now that they moved out so he uses every opportunity he gets to say hi #he only heard the end when jason threatened dick though #also dick and jason go out for smoothies every once in a while #they used to do it when dick moved away and Jason was still living with Bruce. they recently started it up again for brotherly bonding #they just get smoothies. sit on some random rooftop. and talk to each other. usually talking about life and whats been going on with them #dick didnt want jason to get isolated so he was like even if im towns over i still gotta be here for the kid #now he just likes to talk to jason and again the brotherly bonding after everything that happened #jason todd #dick grayson #bruce wayne #batkids #batfam #bat family #incorrect batfamily quotes #batman

[cametotheshowinsd]

Hush, when no one is around, my dear;

#taylor swift #tswiftedit #tswiftgif #mirrorball #quotes #I think about the image Taylor described in the long pond sessions just now and I felt I had to make this #userelena #userleah #the mirrorball scene's from a random Japanese movie :)

[freddie-77-ao3]

Airport security: No liquids on the plane. Cecil: Ok *starts drinking it* Will: people usually just throw away the shampoo.

#pjo hoo toa #pjo #riordanverse #pjo series #pjo fandom #incorrect quotes #cecil markowitz #will solace #cecil eats random things sometimes #it's not pica he just