1 hour later:
Me on my emotional rollercoaster 🎢
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"House isn't my— we're not gay."
"if you die, I'm alone."
"probably because of my secret, very unconscious desire to get Wilson into my bedroom."
"you were thinking about Wilson while we were having sex? That's so cool, me too!"
"I thought your Wilson fetish was over?"
"I need you to tell me that you love me."
"you have everything you need right here. We both do."
"I just want to enjoy my last five months with family and friends." "Friends or friend?"
"what does that mean? You're done with Wilson? As long as Wilson is alive, you're not done with Wilson."
"I want a threesome." "Shouldn't we try a twosome first?"
"I'm dead, Wilson. How do you want to spend your last five months?"
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don't you just hate it when the ghost of your former bestie (which you used drugz to hallucinate) keeps trying to seduce you
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Bruce protecting him 💔💔
Plus “i prefer to work alone” sure you do king
Yall are lying to yourselves if you think they don’t love each other
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Obi-Wan Kenobi: You need to kill Darth Vader! The very fate of the galaxy depends on it! He is pure evil. The source of all that is wrong in universe. Every bad thing that has ever happened ever is his fault - like on a personal level.
Obi-Wan Kenobi: You want me to kill him? Me? The master swordsman? The battle-hardened general? Arguably one of the greatest Jedi of all time? Oh no, I couldn’t possibly!
Obi-Wan Kenobi: No you don’t understand - I love him. Mind your fucking business.
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Jude: *taking a walk*
Her mind: Cardan
Jude: *talking with her sisters*
Her mind: Cardan
Jude: *fighting*
Her mjnd: Cardan
Jude: *does literally anything*
Her mind: Cardannnnn
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When your hoe screams he's not gay in front of a crowd after literally declaring you as his life and death companion to said crowd less than 2 minutes ago
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why do i keep on seeing alastor banging some guys in ship tags. why can't it just be "hey man i love you for who you are and we don't have to have sex to be in love"
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Wdm Jay lost his memory and theres no sign of Pixal? They just got confused at a food truck getting a suprise snack for the ninja thats all :'D
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Ofmd s2 ep. 8? Oh you mean the one where Izzy gets injured and it looks like he's dying but then Frenchie swoops in and saves him with the power of love that he's built up by hiding his feelings for Izzy all season? Yeah i saw that. Loved it.
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They're going to make Byler canon
Is Gay, ships Byler
Plays gay/bi characters, ships Byler
The kiss and it being canon is def happening between these two
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Dazai: Okay. I get it. You've had a really hard time lately, you're stressed out, seven people died-
Chuuya: Twelve, actually.
Dazai: Not the point. Look, they're dead now and really whose fault is that?
Chuuya: Yours!
Dazai: That's right: no one's.
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