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🍈 !!
🍈 Melon: I love your sense of humor
It always feels good to know my humor is good to other people and not just myself<3333333 thank u
SEND ME A FRUIT
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emo-batboy · 1 year
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Depression meals Battinson has made himself at least once while unsupervised to the shock and horror of Alfred
(Alfred has to sleep at some point. that’s when Bruce decides to wreak havoc and make these barely edible monstrosities)
(Btw he’s vegetarian, fucking fight me)
Pepper jack cheese between two seaweed sheets
Uncooked ramen dipped in the seasoning packet
Ready rice with cold tofu
Spoonfuls of peanut butter
Instant grits with one slice of American cheese
Pop tart dipped in hot chocolate
Spaghetti noodles with no other ingredient than a mountain parmesan, didn’t even put salt in the water
“Technically bread” (water and flour, microwaved…he was having a really bad day)
Bread, cheese, ketchup, microwave = pizza
Cream cheese and jelly sandwich
Vegan hot dog microwaved without a plate. He picked it up from the microwave with a piece of white bread and ate it just like that. No dirty dishes
kraft mac and cheese with one single raw asparagus
Various little kiddie-themed smoothie shots
Dry cereal
Cheddar cheese wrapped in a flour tortilla
Vegan dinosaur nuggets (microwaved, tho he tried to cook it in his hot coffee once, it didn’t work)
Frozen snap peas straight from the bag, unthawed
Tomato soup with cheez-its sprinkled on top
Tried to make a meal completely out of vitamin supplements once, based entirely on the exact amount of nutrients you need in a day
A family-sized bag of generic brand corn chips
Hard boiled eggs (they were supposed to be soft-boiled) and paprika
Blueberry bagel, toasted, no butter
Cold chicken noodle soup in one of those paper cartons from the corner store (it gave him food poisoning)
Microwave grilled cheese
Cucumber rolls (cucumber slices he rolled in microwave rice)
Leftover cake washed down with a protein shake
A hunk of mozzarella cheese, microwaved
Frozen Garlic bread (it’s actually good like that, he swears)
Four 5-hour energy shots to make a 20-hour energy (his heart rate didn’t go back to normal for two days)
Fruit snacks squished between two slices of wheat bread
Tried to dry scoop protein powder once, worked about as well as the cinnamon challenge
Pistachios with the shells (it was an accident. He did not notice)
Refried refried beans (for protein)
Handfuls of mushy, room temperature blueberries
Tofu block cut up with a spam slicer and dipped in mustard
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if y'alls objectsona/favorite object show caracter became a dragon/part dragon wha'd it look like?
here's what i mean:
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The Legend of Zelda: Tears of the Kingdom Draconification by eating a Secret Stone
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The Legend of Zelda: Tears of the Kingdom Light Dragon, otherwise Zelda but she ate a Secret Stone
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The Legend of Zelda: Tears of the Kingdom Demon Dragon, otherwise Demon King Ganondorf but, he, too, ate a Secret Stone
(they can have their own design btw)
anybody can respond! i'm just tagging ppl:
@ch0cocrave, @koduflower2000, @homobrainjuice, @smoken-bagel, @peppermintz-25, @entrailseer, @yoink-a-doink, @sillyosclover, @pebiejeebies, @mochablogger, @akalikestodraw, @winterwrxter, @stickyynote, @grotatoes, @c10v3r, @cartoonchaos7, @blairdrawzstuff, @peppermintz-25, @galaxy-brushs-posts, @maxphilippa, @a-s0ggy-pr3tz3l, @alter-ego-cole, @shimadadoctor, @fizzycereal, @animalgirl00
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kis-syu · 4 months
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November 19th 2023, weekly update <3
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🎀⋆ ࣪.☆ ˚⁎ ʚ 🤍 ⁺˳ .
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01. Overview
This week went by quite fast.. I went to school everyday but Tuesday afternoon, Wednesday and Friday afternoon ( they made school end early ).
I passed my last important test of the trimester on Monday, it was Biology and I almost had a heart attack because I didn’t realize that it was TWO pages..
I think that even If I got angry at a few people this week I did quite well. Not my fault that the people here are so irritating, gosh people are so selfish it makes me angry.
02. My meals
— Monday : Kinder bueno, red velvet cake, crepes, a mini pack of chips
— Tuesday : Strawberry yogurt, peanuts, chips, a bean dish with bread
— Wednesday : Mini croissant, some sauce with chicken and a side of rice, half a bagel, watermelon, cucumber salad ( lots of vitamins )
— Thursday : m&m, kinder bueno, cookies, haribos, fried rice ( did a two hour dance class and decided fuck the diet )
— Friday : half a bagel ( yes the other half from Wednesday ) with butter, a hibiscus juice popsicle, peanuts, pasta pesto, a bagel with butter, cucumber salad
— Saturday : cacao-oats, spinach quiche ( x2 ), a lot of chocolate
— Sunday : Strawberry yogurt, more chocolate, pesto egg bagel, pesto egg wrap ( i like eggs and pesto.. plus it’s easy.. )
03. My achievements of the week
— I worked out four times this week
— Ate up my German test ( I got 19/20 )
— I finished a book ( the subtle art of not giving a fuck by mark manson )
— I was sick for ONE day, I got myself healthy by just laying in bed all day not gonna lie
— I did Duolingo everyday ( since 15 days )
— I talked to my friends everyday
— I posted on my other account
— I showered and did my skincare twice everyday
— I did my Sunday reset
— I finished my English project : I also learnt a lot about my family and my past
— I worked on Friday and Saturday and "relaxed" today, on Sunday
— I cleaned my whole room today
04. Things that I’m not very proud of this this week
— I was quite mean to a girl ( ex bsf ) who just don’t like
— I missed my afternoon classes on Tuesday
— I skipped ethics class on Friday ( you can’t blame me.. it’s boring as HELL )
— I got 9/15 in SNT ( technological science or whatever ) because I didn’t pay attention the previous class ( I slept because I was tired )
— I didn’t go to school on Wednesday ( actually so happy because I missed the math test and I’m so bad at math )
— I snapped at a few people because they were really getting on my nerves
05. My goals for next week
— Not kill anyone ( including teachers btw )
— Slay my tests and presentations ( ofc i will )
— Eat well
— Work out four times this week
— Finish one or two books
— Sleep early and wake up early, in a good mood and ready for the day!
06. My plans for the rest of the day ( evening )
I honestly just want to read a bit and then go to bed.. I did a lot this weekend so I’m trying to be in bed by 10:30pm and mayne sleep by 11pm so that I can get at least six hours of sleep!
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I love you <3
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firstaidkitty · 6 months
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KitTy High School / Fey Market AU Ch. 10 Snippets
Ngl I forgot about posting the snippets earlier so... have them like a day and a half before the actual chapter? It'll be out on the 16th!! Btw all the French class things are based off of my time taking French in high school and right now too. If you wanna know... I'm Kit, I understand all the vocab and I can understand the instructions and read it the best, but I was always the slowest out of my friends to memorize the conjugation rules and the Evil Evil Past Tense Rules. BUT I don't have his "correct pronunciation" magic. That's because I know Spanish though so I basically learn French with a Cheat Code. As for why Kit is good at it... uhhh Idk Royal Diplomacy Fey Magic = Languages Are Easier? Or he's just built different?
Alsooooo we get Dru Time!!!!
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Snippet 1:
The twins smiled when they saw him, Livvy critically eyeing his hair before nodding, and Ty covering a yawn with his hand. 
They hadn’t stayed up all night long—but they hadn’t gone to sleep early either.
“I brought you something,” Livvy rummaged through her tote bag. She’d tied her long hair up into a ponytail, her bangs framing her face. “Not a PSL sadly, but try this,”
She pulled out a medium-sized parcel wrapped in thin sheet paper, like the ones Kit saw at the bakery section of the supermarket, used to grab individual donuts. 
She handed it to Kit. It was warm, and smelled like bread.
“Unwrap it,” she urged. “It’s what we had for breakfast—Julian let us take an extra and wrapped it up,”
Huh?
“C’mon,” she nudged him. “Why are you blue screening right now?”
“You… want me to eat this?”
“Well, yeah,” Livvy shrugged, ponytail swinging. “Ty and I were telling Julian about the food conversation we had, so he said we should bring you things to eat sometime,”
Kit wanted to speak, but then his stomach grumbled loud enough for both the twins to hear, and they raised their eyebrows at him—even the shape of their eyebrows were different, but every movement was matched, a replica.
“Thanks,” Kit murmured, not sure what else to say, before unwrapping it.
It was a toasted… bagel? It didn’t look like a regular bagel…made into a sandwich with a layer of cheese, a thin fried egg, and several strips of bacon acting as the filling. 
“It’s a brioche bun, not a regular bagel,” Ty supplied. “And the cheese is cheddar,”
When was the last time Kit had anything other than one of the miniature and hard-as-tack bagels from the school breakfast cart?
When was the last time he ate something other than the school breakfast? He didn’t usually eat much on the weekends. 
His stomach grumbled again and he took a bite.
Fuck.
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Snippet 2: “You guys are always the best presenters, even when it’s a solo-assignment, although you do the best together,”
She grinned at that, pleased. “Do you think you’d join us for a presentation, if it was a group one?”
Kit usually made the slides and found the information for presentation group projects and then disappeared, letting his teammates take care of the rest. He hadn’t really worked together with anyone in any group project. 
“Maybe,” he said, not quite sure if he was lying or not. 
“You should,” Ty said. “Unless it feels too creepy. But if it doesn’t, then you can take over my speaking parts,”
“You’d still need to speak, Ty,”
“...Have you looked at the word for bird? It’s spelled o-i-s-e-a-u.”
“Ah, you mean wazoo,”
“I hate it,”
“Valid,” Kit’s grin was wide, and he exchanged an amused look with Livvy. Disgruntled Ty was for some reason extremely satisfying to watch. 
Ty caught them smiling and sighed, pushing his completed worksheet for them to look at. Kit stopped his copying of the notes and instead started filling in the answers, muttering the words under his breath so that Ty, who was still looking at the vocabulary with scorn, could hear the correct pronunciation. 
“I think we’d be a killer team if we did work together,” Livvy leaned closer, comparing her answers to Ty’s. “Probably at anything, really. I think we’d cover most bases,”
“What base do I cover?” Kit asked.
“Prettiest,” she suggested, and Kit snorted, shaking his head. “Also the most compelling speaker, probably. And if we had to do anything sketchy, you’d probably know how to go about it,”
“What are we planning, a heist?”
“I’m not against the idea, as long as we don’t get caught,”
“I don’t get caught,” Kit pointed out. Of course, Ty finding him in the renting alleys of the Market did not count. 
“Then we’re good,” ~~~~~~~ Snippet 3:
Ty really should include Dru in his ideas more often. She was smart, but she also had… almost a similar nature to Kit, a little sneaky. 
“Great idea,” Ty smiled at her, and Dru grinned at him, eyes crinkled. 
“It’s exciting to get involved with your observations and experiments,” she took out her phone as it pinged. “Oh, right, dinner. Julian’s complaining about the food getting cold,”
Ty put his notebook in one of the drawers of his neck, standing up. “Livvy doesn’t know about this yet, but we can tell her after Halloween. I still want to confirm whether I’m right or not before spreading the idea,”
“Alrighty, I’m good at keeping secrets,” Dru gave him a thumbs up as they both headed out. 
“It’s not really a secret,”
“Okay, I’m good at keeping new hypotheses on the downlow,”
“Sure,” Ty laughed, and Dru giggled with him. When they got to the kitchen, their family looked up at them with raised brows, and Livvy impatiently patted the chairs on either side of her.
“Food’s getting cold,” Julian sighed, dramatic and long. “My little siblings don’t want to eat my food… Maybe I don’t need to cook anymore…”
That caused a bit of a ruckus as they all jumped to deny his joke. Ty and Dru moved quickly to their seats, insisting they loved the food, and it all finished with them laughing, Emma and Julian knocking shoulders.
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Dru!!! I'm obsessed with the way Dru looks up to Ty and thinks he's cool/a genius, so while Dru is ABSOLUTELY also a genius in this, I hope to also keep the "oblivious older sibling who doesn't think they're cool" and "admiring younger sibling who really wants to impress them" dynamic between them.
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vzajemnik · 4 months
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12, 18
12: talk about a new friend you made this year
this is gonna be embarassing but @veroraine sorry our first meeting is just too good not to share. guys if you wanna meet new friends just do it on 9/11 and then make your train back home disappear youre gonna create the best aus known to man (HAPPY 3 MONTH ANNIVERSARY TO US BTW)
18: a memorable meal this year?
ok another one are all the bagels i ate at my fav cafe....and shared the experiences with many friends ^_^ bagels at redacted i LOVE YOU
ASK GAME
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shopcat · 1 year
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bear with me for a sec let’s leave the inconsistent writing room aside and take it all in. kinda crazy to Me that steve in s1 is just regular douchy (at least for time period?) . he said a slur without putting his heart into it he liked a girl and lashed out and went to apologize and his friends are also douchy because hes handsome and lives in a big house and his parents are also douchy. BUT THEN in s2 steve is revealed to apparently be “king steve”?? like yeah u could say billy is exaggerating for the drama but like. s2 says steve wasnt just regular douchy he was Popular and Liked and everything. king steve. and s3 has him so completely removed from that in his striking out with girls and being friends with kids behaviour but robin is like yeah i had so much angst about you because the girl i liked liked You. and it’s like yeah he was king steve and girls liked him and he was regular douchy but also apparently what was most annoying about him to robin was the way he ate bagels in the morning. and s4 steve interacts with eddie and eddie says it blows my mind that youre an actual good dude. and he jumped him with a bottle but as a reflex and let go of him and jumped after him in a lake and wasn’t even mean to him the whole time. like robin was arguably meaner than him when he was clearly more of a target for the Jocks. and even then she wasn’t even mean to him either. like that’s crazy a little bit that he’s like a douchy dude but he just liked his girl but also actually hes The douchy dude but they dont actually ever mention anything douchy hes done that’s worse than what he did on screen. and the whole time he’s just a little bitchy as a treat. as a character trait. it’s like the writers keep adding stuff to his character season after season which yeah thats how character works in media but instead of unlayering an onion it’s like they’re adding rooms to a house. without ever entering the house btw tangent line but it’s so funny to Me a little bit that we’ve never even seen steve’s parents or heard their voices or anything like do we even know their names. like for all we know they’re both redheads and tall and wear glasses or whatever. that’s crazy. and like i may not remember everything that’s ever been said or shown on screen so all of what ive just said might be incorrect but like !!! still. this is so funny steve was Ultimate Mean Girl of high school hierarchy and he just Ate Bagels and Vandalized A Theater Then Lost A Fight that one time. what’s wrong with him !!!! i love him.
i think one time i said he was so popular bc he looks so much like a little dog with big brown eyes and everyone's just like Awwww ... Steve... and lets him get away with murder for it but the murder ends up being like throwing something at the garbage can and it doesn't make it in and so he doesn't pick it up and that's a metaphor. no it isn't.
i do think this is just a natural byproduct of them admitting they have no idea what to do with steve so they just keep adding and adding to this character they're building that's somehow seperate from the one we've actually seen ourselves and they do have this habit of trying to establish things through ... someone just SAYING it alone as if that at the end of the day amounts to anything. like how we're supposed to just be like eddie and dustin are sooo close because they Said So but we never actually SEE that and it ends up falling a little flat if you don't have this like pre-established fondness and leniency for the character which you shouldn't probably have to have... in a tv show... Show Don't Tell and all.
and honestly at this point i just find it funny that robin hated him for petty reasons and decided to tell him when they thought they were gonna die and eddie thought he was a douchebag from a distance or something after sharing one whole school year with him. i think it might be accidentally realistic to depict these silly highschool dramas of GOD you SUCKED so much because you got food everywhere and hung out with annoying people, because in highschool everything is amped up to 300 like that!! but the thing is they're not IN highschool or at least HE'S not in highschool they're not shithead teenagers anymore they should be moving on from this but it's like a stuck record atp. the gap between hs/graduating/being a teenager -> getting a job/college prospects ig and becoming a young adult and independent is one of the most difficult times of someone's LIFE and it's like they're TRYING to show this with steve but keep failing bc they're not actually going for "20 year old trying to find his place in the world" they're going for "peaked in highschool ex-popular jock boy who keeps #failing and is getting a #reality check" and it ends up coming off like. i don't know. ill formed i guess. he is being constantly punished for a past so heinous such as "was sort of mean with two significant spikes in meanness that he immediately apologised for, got comeuppance for in the form of getting his shit rocked and has spent at this point years apologising to random bystanders for" but now he's atoning for the act of just Being a teenager and will do so for the next 5 years of his life for some reason because all the complexity they give him is entirely accidental on their part and they don't know how to live up to it </3 in season 5 someone's going to come up to him and be like "you know... my daughter saw your little stunt at the movie theatre... she's traumatised now. you're fine now but you were a real DOUCHEBAG!!!" and he'll have to be like :( i'm sorry sir :(
like they're trying to show genuine grounded reactions that someone would have to hanging with someone who's not who you thought they were and realising they're actually their own complex individuals beyond their reputation whatever it may be and i see it i get it i'm clocking in to it but at this point we have had 3 entire seasons of people coming to the Stunning Realisation that he is not a massive douchebag anymore over and over again and it is ended up sort of tired. the steve harrington apology tour will never end </3. and once again i find it disappointing that the show that celebrates a certain kind of diversity of individual expression and passion that is what you are ostracised for does not mean you are condemned for and that like it's cool to be a nerd and an outcast and not fit in for whatever reason but then with steve they're just like. oh no he sucked and will be punished for it forever actually and also he's dumb and that's funny because he deserves to be made fun of Nerds can't be bullies no way!!!!
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cemeterything · 2 years
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having low blood sugar will have you feeling like a villain being consumed by the darkness inside them and this just seems perfectly normal until you eat a bagel
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larussos-left-sock · 2 years
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Hi! Would you be willing to do like CK characters and how they'd react to/take care of their s/o who deals with chronic migraines/headaches? If not that's okay! I love your works btw 💜
How the CK Characters Would Care For Their Sick S/O
Daniel LaRusso: you suffered chronic migraines a lot. Daniel always had your pain medication handy at the dealership so that he could help you feel better. At home, he’d lay you down in the darkness of your shared room and bring you whatever you wanted while he lets you sleep.
Johnny Lawrence: From anxiety, you had stomach aches often. You let Johnny know about it because they came most in public settings. When he noticed you holding your stomach subtly, he’d wrap an arm around you and redirect whatever conversation that was happening so you could feel better. He carried berry-flavored tums on him (in the car) just for you.
John Kreese: morning sickness was one of the worst things you’ve ever felt. Whatever you ate, came right back up. John felt horrible for you the whole time. He researched what to do to help but found that it wasn’t much. He held your hair and rubbed your back while you threw up brutally, then he brought you up to bed and massaged your swollen feet while you laid down. He knew you’d have to go on bed rest soon. He brought you whatever you wanted, whenever you wanted. Even if it’s McDonald’s fries at 3am.
Terry Silver: Having the flu was sucky. Terry sat with you in bed and worked, not caring if he got sick, just so he could lay with you and pet your hair. You rang a bell and whatever you wanted, you got. Meds, drink, food. Anything. He did everything in his power to make sure his wife feels better. The best doctors were at your service.
Chozen Toguchi: It turned out you had pneumonia. The whole time, Chozen made sure you were hydrated, fed and all around taken care of. He bought you whatever he thought you might need and you smiled so big as he brought home a little teddy bear
Miguel Diaz: upon hearing you had strep throat, Miguel rushed to your house. When you opened the door in your robe and a messy bun, you saw he brought you stuff. First, he handed you throat lozenges, then tissue, then a bagel from your favorite coffe shop along with some popsicles to soothe your throat. God he was perfect for you.
Robby Keene: Robby really couldn’t do much when he found out you got tonsillitis. He didn’t have a car, much money or anything of that matter. The two of you lived together in the apartment that was his and Shanons. The best he could do was give you ice chips to numb your throat, make you some tea with honey and wrap you in a blanket while he rocked you to sleep.
Samantha LaRusso: Sam would bring you a stuffed animal sprayed with her perfume since she couldn’t be there 24/7, along with some chicken noodle soup and your favorite tea. She would cuddle you while you slept and caress your hair as your fever broke. She felt so bad when you were sick. Lots of forehead kisses
Tory Nichols: Tory was really good at taking care of you when sick since she’d had experience with her mother. You tried to explain that you got bad migraines all of the time and it was nothing to fuss over, but still, she gave you a juice box and dragged you to bed, lying with you and reading a dumb picture book while you tried to sleep.
Hawk: he’d go to the doctors with you and listen on what would make you feel better when your period cramps were getting to be too much. Then, he’d go out to buy a heating pad, chocolate and your favorite movies. Taking you back home, you’d sit on the couch together while he rubbed over your tummy to ease the cramps and watched the movie.
Demetri: this guy would know exactly how to take care of you. Since you’d been puking, he came with the essential best foods and drinks. Some Gatorade, water, applesauce, rice, crackers and made sure you were well taken care of. He sat you in his lap while he fed you and then tucked you in for bed
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msyoonji · 6 years
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Shud i eat🤔🤔
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This is not a question but I just wanted to say I LOOVE your writing and everything! You're really cool!
Btw I'm new here lmao
Danke for the compliments! But also I'm very bad at responding to being called cool because I just. think of all the evidence that might imply the contrary:
I'm actually secretly several nerds stacked in a reasonably sized trench-coat for a combined height of 5'4"/1.6m.
One time I got halfway through eating a bagel before I finally realized it was a bit moldy. And by 'one time' I mean 'twice'.
Another time I ate expired crackers, even though I checked the date, because I forgot what year it was.
When I watch movies, I still cover my eyes during kissing scenes.
i hoped you enjoyed this episode of "jordan is a dork"
Anyway, welcome to either tumblr, my blog, or both! Not sure which you meant by "here", sorry.
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mylifeisshittt · 2 years
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i ate so much shit today lemme tell y’all. and btw i’ve just decided to start a full ED tmr.
1. a bowl of fruity pebbles
2. pizza bagels
3. fruit roll up
4. a couple of chips and dip
5. like 5 cake bites
6. a big piece of chocolate
7. a whole box of buncha crunch
8. no sugar jello
9. an entire pack of mentos
8. a piece of bacon, a blue berry pancake ( no syrup) and some scrambled eggs
9. a dr pepper and ritz crisp thins ( i purged a bit of that tho)
i know it’s bad. i can’t stay away from the junk my mom buys. tomorrow’s a new day tho
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darwindrawz · 3 years
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bagels come from the bagel bush which is owned by the BAGEL WITCH AND YOU JUST ATE HER BAGEL NO MORE POWERS FOR YOUUUU (btw this is an adventure time reference it must sound very weird if you haven’t watched the show lol)
I have watched the show, that show was my entire childhood, and I 100% remember what episode you’re talking about XD
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chiaki-translation · 3 years
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SSR Tasuku [Mankai Glitter]: Backstage Translation
Btw, I created a Twitter account that’s purely for translation cause I just realized that I can link post with Tumblr... I’m really bad at Social Media, my bad haha~
Find it here: https://twitter.com/chiakitrs
Summary: Tasuku and his wish to Hello Celestial Sphere
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Disclaimer:
A3! is owned by Liber’s Entertainment
To Pisces: Tasuku
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Tasuku:
… I’m home.
Tsumugi:
Tasuku, welcome back.
Azuma:
You’re quite late today.
Director:
Would you like to eat something?
It’s more or less the leftover Omi-kun made just now though…
Tasuku:
Nah… It’s alright.
Tsumugi:
…Tasuku, are you feeling tired?
Tasuku:
No, that’s not the case…
Tsumugi:
But, your face deosn’t look so good.
Tasuku:
Actually, the guest performance that I’m doing right now has quite an exhausting content.
Today has both afternoon and evening shows, that’s why I look tired more than usual maybe.
Azuma:
It sounds reasonable if Tasuku said that.
Homare:
As expected of Tsumugi-kun, to be able to see it through!
Tsumugi:
I’ve known Tasuku for a very long time after all.
Tasuku:
Well, tomorrow’s the final day, so just one more step to go.
Director:
Please do your best!
Tasuku:
Yeah.
Hisoka:
Tasuku, I’ll give you a marshmallow so get well.
Azuma:
Speaking of which, it will be Tasuku’s birthday soon right.
Guy:
When everything calms down, let’s celebrate it together.
Homare:
Do you have anywhere you want to go?
Tasuku:
…No.
Homare:
Anything’s fine, so just think of something!
Tasuku:
If you say so… I want to eat something delicious.
Azuma:
Something delicious huh… That sounds good.
Tsumugi:
This is Tasuku we’re talking about after all, I thought you’re going to say that you want to watch Soccer or something.
Tasuku:
We won’t end up watching the match together even if we went with these members, I’ll invite Soccer Club for that.
Guy:
You’re right.
Hisoka:
… You know that well.
Tsumugi:
Since we’re going out to eat then, maybe we can consider going somewhere further this time.
Azuma:
If that’s the case, let me check out the stores.
Tasuku:
… Thank you so much.
<Time Skip>
Tasuku:
In the end, I’m still the driver…
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Tsumugi:
Would you like me to drive instead?
Director:
Then, as someone who just tagged along with Winter Troupe, let me do it instead!
Tasuku:
Nevermind… I will drive.
Guy:
… You want to change?
Tasuku:
Be that as it may, I will get restless if I don’t drive at all.
It’s alright.
Azuma:
Fufu, so it’s like this in the end.
<End of Part 1>
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Azuma:
This is the place.
Tsumugi:
Woah, there are so many people lining up.
Tasuku:
That’s quite a long line.
Director:
It’s a popular store huh.
Azuma:
Don’t worry, I already made a reservation.
Tsumugi:
As expected of Azuma-san, you don’t miss anything.
Azuma:
Fufu, it’s not my nature to keep the guests waiting.
<Shifts to Shop>
Director:
Alright, let’s see… What should I order.
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Guy:
There are abundant choices in the menu.
Homare:
With this much choice, I won’t be able to decide what to order!
Tasuku:
The most popular menu here is Tonkatsu huh…
Director:
That looks delicious!
Azuma:
Other than the set meal, the assorted sashimi seems to have a good reputation as well.
Homare:
Since we’re here, let’s order that as well!
Hisoka:
Marshmallow…
Tasuku:
There’s no such thing obviously.
Tsumugi:
No matter where we go, Hisoka-san doesn’t change huh.
Director:
Ahaha…
<Short Time Skip>
Director:
This is so delicious!
Tsumugi:
Just by this, I already understand why there can be a long line outside.
Azuma:
I made a reservation because it’s a popular restaurant, but I guess we hit a jackpot on this store.
Tasuku:
The sashimi is delicious too.
You can see the freshness in every one of them.
Hisoka:
The squid is so juicy.
Homare:
Sounds like it will go well with Japanese Sake.
Azuma:
But, Tasuku’s driving so he can’t drink.
Let’s try to enjoy ourselves without sake today.
Tasuku:
You don’t need to mind me, it’s fine if you want to drink you know.
Director:
Eh? We know you’ll say that but…
Guy:
Then, let me drive on the way back.
That way, Takato can enjoy drinking sake with everyone.
Tasuku:
But, Guy-san won’t be able to drink.
Guy:
Today is Takato’s birthday celebration, so don’t mind it.
Anyway, I feel like driving as well.
Azuma:
Fufu, since Guy already said that, should we order some Japanese Sake.
Tasuku:
…Thank you so much.
<Time Skip>
Homare:
I’m so full.
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Director:
The dishes there were really delicious~
Guy:
Yeah. I would like to go again if there’s another chance.
Tasuku:
Even so… I ate too much.
Tasuku:
Tasuku’s still the same.
Homare:
It’s a celebration, I don’t think you need to mind it!
Hisoka:
…Ah.
Director:
Hisoka-san, what happened?
Hisoka:
…This, I forgot about it.
<End of Part 2>
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Hisoka:
…This, I forgot about it.
Director:
That is, ‘Hello Celestial Sphere’?
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Homare:
You brought it with you before you realized huh.
Azuma:
As expected of Hisoka, you’re thoughtful.
Tsumugi:
This Celestial Sphere, it’s the item that will grant your wish if you make a wish during your birthday…
Hisoka:
Yeah. That’s why, Tasuku… Wish for something.
Tasuku:
With this timing?
Hisoka:
Whatever’s fine.
Tasuku:
Even if you say whatever, it’s not that easy.
Azuma:
Tasuku’s normally very stoic after all,  it’s fine to think of a wish from that perspective isn’t it.
Tasuku:
You’re right… Then…
Hello, the star of Pisces, I want every food to have zero calory.
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Choice 1: That sounds like Tasuku-san’s wish alright
Director:
That sounds like Tasuku-san’s wish alright.
Azuma:
As expected of Tasuku, you are still worried about the calories even when you’re making your wish.
Tasuku:
I ate too much on the store just now.
Anyway, if all the food becomes zero calory, I can eat without worrying about the intake right.
Hisoka:
Will you eat a lot of marshmallow as well?
Homare:
Hisoka-kun, even if it’s not zero calory, you always eat the marshmallow as much as you want.
Director:
Surely, it sounds good to be able to eat as much as you want without worrying about the calories!
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Choice 2: Zero calory is dangerous you know!
Director:
But, if all the food becomes zero calory, you won’t be able to get any nutrition!
Azuma:
Fufu, that’s true, Director certainly has a point there.
Tasuku:
In that case, it’s not just calories, I should wish so that I can still get the necessary nutrients as well.
Guy:
I see… If that’s the case, then there should be no problem.
Tsumugi:
Even for Tasuku, that’s such a cute wish to make.
Tasuku:
… I was told to make a wish, so I just said mine honestly.
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Azuma:
Your wish, it will be great if it’s granted.
Director:
Fufu, it will be great if that wish is granted.
Tasuku:
… You’re right.
<Time Skip>
Tasuku:
…Phew.
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(I ended up eating a lot yesterday. I tried making the running distance a bit longer, but…
I have to reset the protein balance with food I guess)
<Shifts to Lounge>
Tsumugi:
Tasuku, good morning.
Tasuku:
Yeah, morning.
Tsumugi:
Omi-kun has prepared some hot sandwiches.
Tasuku:
Hot sandwiches?
Tsumugi:
Yeah. He managed to get hold of a hot sandwich maker, and he ended up making a lot of hot sandwich with different ingredients.
Like Ham and Cheese, Teriyaki Chicken and Mayo, Ebi Shrimp and Avocado, there are a lot of them.
Tasuku:
I see, but, I’m thinking of getting rid of protein this morning. I really ate too much yesterday.
Homare:
If that’s the case, then there’s no problem!
The hot sandwich is just putting things together and baking, they are zero calory!
Tasuku:
… What are you talking about?
Homare:
The calories disappear when you put them together and bake them, that’s why it’s 0 calory!
Tsumugi:
Yup yup. Don’t mind it too much, why don’t you try eating it first?
Tasuku:
<Shifts to Corridor>
Tasuku:
(I was able to avoid the hot sandwich in the end, but there’s something wrong with Arisugawa. Tsumugi too…)
Hisoka:
Ah, it’s Tasuku.
Would you like to eat this?
Tasuku:
…This marshmallow, why is it crushed?
Hisoka:
Once the marshmallow is crushed, it’s 0 calory.
Tasuku:
What kind of reasoning is that.
Azuma:
Tasuku, how about this donut?
It’s shaped like a zero, same with the calory…
Guy:
If that’s the case, this Baumkuchen with the same shape has 0 calory too.
Tasuku:
!?
Homare:
Don’t you like Baumkuchen!?
If not, I have this bagel as well!
Tsumugi:
These snacks have holes in the middle, so they’re 0 calory too.
Hisoka:
Tasuku, you want marshmallow right?
Tasuku:
No—
(What’s happening here…!?)
<Time Skip, Shifts to Room 204>
Tasuku:
Yawn…
(I saw a terrible dream last night.
When I thought about it, that might be the work of the Celestial Sphere…
… Nah, that’s impossible)
<Shifts to Lounge>
Omi:
Good morning.
Breakfast is ready.
Tasuku:
Yeah, thank you.
Omi:
Alright, I have to prepare the dough…
Tasuku:
What happened?
Omi:
I got a request from Muku, so I’m preparing some donuts for snacks.
Tasuku:
Donuts…?
Omi:
When it’s done, I’ll bring one for you as well.
Tasuku:
… By the way, that donut, it’s not zero calory right?
Omi:
Eh? What are you talking about?
Tasuku:
Nah… It’s nothing.
Forget about it.
<End of Part 3>
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gay-otlc · 3 years
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Monsters- Chapter ב
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Summary (changed from last time btw): Eyphah has monsters in hir head. How much do the monsters have to control hir life before ze becomes the monster?
Content warnings: OCD/intrusive thoughts/trich, religion, cursing, low self esteem, violence, lmk if I need to add anything.
Playlist (if anyone’s curious)
Word count: 1762
“Monster,” ze whispered to hirself again, as ze walked through hir door. Ze swallowed and put on a fake smile. “Shoshanah! I’m home!”
No response.
Heart thundering, Eyphah rushed across the hallway and up the stairs, footsteps echoing loudly. “Shoshanah!” ze yelled again, ripping the door open. The lights were off, bed empty, sheets slightly ruffled. Hir eyes flicked around wildly until they fell upon a sheet of paper resting on the nightstand.
Eyphah exhaled, grabbing it.
Eyphah-
I know you get worried when I’m not here, so sorry to worry you, but I had to fill in for Yakov at the hospital. I won’t be home until late, so you can have dinner without me. I’m alright and I love you!
Love,
Shoshanah.
“Fucking idiot,” Eyphah muttered, setting the note down and rubbing hir temples. Why did ze have to freak out every time Shoshanah didn’t answer immediately? Why did the monsters in hir head have to fill it with images of Shoshanah lying in her bed, unable to move, dying before hir eyes- or already dead.
And ze was still fucking anxious. “She’s okay,” ze muttered again, shaking hir head. Hir eyebrows itched. A lot, like the fear of stabbing someone with hir sword and finding Shoshanah dead had all physically manifested in hir left eyebrow, needing to be extracted from hir body.
Ze pulled.
And pulled again.
And pulled again.
And then wrapped hir hands behind hir back and sat on them, determined not to pull again.
And pulled again.
“I fucking hate you!” ze yelled at hirself. Frustrated, ze stood up and grabbed hir notebook, opening it to the most recent page.
Reasons I don’t want to die:
I want to learn the new sword move.
I love Shoshanah
Shoshanah loves me
Maybe I’ll find a new ahav
No babka when you’re dead
NO RUGELACH WHEN YOU’RE DEAD!
The thought makes me feel sick
I don’t want to die
I don’t want to die
I don’t want to die I don’t want to die I don’t want to die
Eyphah remembered writing that. Ze’d been baking; latkes, was it? It was Tammuz; last month, and one of the summer ones, but ze hadn’t wanted to let the wrong season stop hir from enjoying latkes. The rest of the memory was a bit blurry. Ze opened up hir drawer to get a spatula and flatten the latkes, but hir gaze fell upon a knife.
Ze imagined grabbing the knife instead of the spoon.
Ze imagined quickly thrusting the knife into hir chest.
Ze imagined bleeding out on the floor, Shoshanah coming to discover hir body and screaming.
Eyphah hadn’t opened that drawer since, nor had ze baked.
It was sad. Ze used to love baking.
Baking and sword fighting; those were hir favorite things to do for fun, but the monsters in hir head made hir terrified of that. What would happen next? Would ze have to avoid Shoshanah, someone she liked to do for fun as well?
Do you even love Shoshanah? Or are you just her ahav out of pity?
“SHUT UP!” ze screamed, and wrote down ten reasons ze loved Shoshanah.
The way she bites her lip and looks down when she finds a joke funny but doesn’t want to admit it’s funny.
Her kisses. She tastes like strawberries.
The way her eyes light up when someone calls her a girl.
The little twirl she does when she wears a dress.
Her singing voice for Havdalah prayers.
Her determination to help others.
When she talks about picking her name and has this sweet little smile on her face.
The way she flaps her hands when she’s happy.
How her hand fits in mine perfectly.
Her laugh, like sunlight.
When Eyphah was thoroughly convinced ze actually loved hir ahav, and wasn’t just faking it and toying with her feelings out of some sick sadism, ze threw the notebook down and paced across the room, trying to release the nervous energy bubbling up inside hir.
Normally, when ze had this buzz of energy, ze tried to get it out by practicing with hir sword. But that wouldn’t work now, would it?
Convenient.
Until hir stomach rumbled, ze had no idea ze was hungry, but ze gratefully accepted the distraction of going to get food. Ze was good at baking, but terrible at cooking, and ze hated using the stove anyway- too big a risk ze’d set something on fire. Bagels, maybe? Shoshanah bought bagels yesterday, and they should have at least a few left. No cream cheese, though; ze’d have to use a knife for that.
Eyphah focused on the motion of hir legs, lifting one up and swinging in front of the other, over and over again, until ze reached the kitchen, because otherwise ze’d get too lost in hir own head to move.
Even without cream cheese, the bagels tasted pretty good, and ze ate them quickly. After reciting the birkat hamazon, the sound of hir voice stopped echoing through the house, and it fell silent. Ze was just alone in here, and it was dark out, and there was nothing stopping the monster in hir from taking over.
Maybe ze should go out into town? Ze hated being around people, always had, and ze was probably a danger to them, but maybe it would be better than being alone in this empty house. Eyphah shifted hir weight on the chair as ze thought, and even the creaking seemed to whisper monster at hir.
It was official, ze had gone insane, and Eyphah needed to get out of this fucking house.
After pausing just long enough to leave a note for Shoshanah- Shoshana didn’t worry like ze did, she probably wouldn’t need it, but maybe it would be nice- ze changed into a cleaner shirt, short sleeved and white like before, but not covered in imaginary blood stains. Then, ze left the house and decided to walk to the jewelry store, hoping to get hirself a new magen david necklace.
It was raining lightly outside, the sky clouded over with grey so ze couldn’t see any stars. Disappointing. Other than that, Eyphah didn’t mind the rain much; sure, hir hair was getting wet, and hir scalp where ze had a bald spot, but it felt kind of nice. Calm. Ze could almost imagine that the rain was washing away all the evil that lived inside hir.
Almost.
Slowly, ze breathed and focused on the noise of hir shoes clicking against the pavement, of the rain gently pattering on the windows of the stores surrounding hir. It had been such a long time since ze just focused on what was going on in the world around hir. Most of the time, ze was too caught up in hir own head, obsessed with the past or dreading with the future. Eyphah let hir eyes linger behind hir a little too long, or narrowed hir vision on the world ze was hurtling into, and and never took the time to look around.
It wasn’t so bad.
Ze ran a finger through hir damp hair, making it look a little more presentable, before walking into the jewelry store. Was it even open this late? Maybe ze should have checked that first. But the lights were on, and loud voices flooded the building, and there were people in there. It felt much warmer than hir empty house.
“Eyphah! Shalom!” someone called, and ze started a little, not having expected to be welcomed. It was easy to forget people liked hir, when ze struggled with liking hirself so much.
Ze waved, responding with “Hey, how’s it going?” Hopefully, if ze initiated a conversation, whoever called hir name would come closer to hir and ze would figure out who it was. Their voice wasn’t instantly recognizable.
They did, in fact, come closer; Chaim, Eyphah remembered. They had been extremely close as children; he had done an aliyah at hir B’nai Mitzvah a few years ago, and while they hadn’t spent as much time together recently, they were still good friends. Eyphah smiled a bit.
“Pretty good,” Chaim said, grinning. He was usually grinning, his slightly crooked teeth showing and dark eyes lighting up. His hair had gotten longer since the last time ze saw him, dark and curling around his warm, copper colored face. “I’m getting a boat soon, finally. I’ve been saving up for years.”
“That’s great! I’m really happy for you!”
“Yeah, I leave in a few weeks, but I’ll be sure to write. How about you, anything interesting going on?”
Eyphah tugged at hir hair, a few strands coming loose. Chaim must have noticed the bald spots, wider and more obvious than the last time they’d spoken a few months ago, but he was nice enough not to comment on it. Nothing very noteworthy had gone on in hir life recently, especially not something ze’d want to share with people.
“I’ve been working on sword fighting more often,” ze said finally, omitting how terrified ze was of hurting anyone. “Gotten pretty good at it.”
“Nice! Please don’t stab me though.”
That’s what I’m worried about. “Haha, I won’t,” Eyphah said weakly, clawing at the skin where hir neck sloped into hir shoulder and tearing it off.
Chaim took a step forward in line as whoever was at the front left. Eyphah followed. “A lot of people here, huh? I thought there���d be hardly anyone.”
“Tu B’av is coming up soon, I guess. A lot of people buying their ahavs jewelry.” Eyphah usually made Shoshanah a cake for Tu B’av; ze supposed ze’d have to come up with something else this year. Hopefully ze didn’t disappoint her.
“Right. Forgot about that.”
Eyphah nodded, shoving thoughts of disappointing Shoshanah out of hir head. “Are you here buying anything for your ahav?” ze asked, the corners of hir mouth turning up.
Chaim snorted. Eyphah had thought he would find that funny, considering he had never and would never love people like ahavs, the mere thought that he would was ridiculous. “I was hoping to get earrings, actually,” he said once he stopped laughing. “Lost my old ones.”
“Disaster,” ze teased.
“You’re one to talk, Mx. I got my hair cut because I burnt it cooking.”
“Shut the fuck up.”
“You love me, bitch.”
“I do.” Eyphah smiled again- a real genuine smile!- and leaned against Chaim’s wide frame. He made hir feel like a person. That was nice. Ze had forgotten what it was like to feel like a person, not a monster.
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morosoro · 3 years
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This fucking man I swear to god...
My BF: I’m hungry.
Me: Really? Didn’t you just have a bagel.
My BF: Four.
Me: Four?
My BF: Yeah, I ate four.
Me: You ate four bagels in one sitting?
My BF: Yeah... oh btw babe... we’re out of bagels.
Me: What do you mean we’re out of bagels?
My BF: Well.. you had two and I had four...
Me: Babe... I had one bagel two days ago... when you bought twelve of them. Are you telling me you ate eleven bagels in the last two days?!
My BF: Huh... I guess I must have... maybe that’s why I’ve been feeling kinda sick today...
Me: You think?! What the fuck is wrong with you?
My BF: Well, I didn’t plan on eating eleven bagels! I just get hungry you know... I’m a snacker!
Me: And we have other food! There’s macaroni salad in the fridge! Fruit! Yogurt! Pudding! You could have a fucking pudding!
My BF: oh yeah because a pudding is so filling...
Me: Oh I’m sorry babe, I find a pudding to be a filling enough snack but then again I don’t eat FOUR FUCKING BAGELS in one sitting and still complain I’m hungry! I wasn’t aware you’re stomach was a bottomless pit! Jesus Christ! I didn’t know I was dating fucking Tarrare! What the fuck!
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