#just came up with this

[sailing-with-100-ships]

The world crumbled beneath my feet, a mistake which was not mine to see.

Charles Leclerc, Brazil 2023.

#i am not a poet #just came up with this #it is probably shit #f1 #ferrari #charles leclerc

[barclaysangel]

Computer, how do I find out my sexuality?

Quickest route, without having to admit that I may be a lesbian with comp het.

…

PUTER, DO YOU HEAR ME?!

#Im so funny #just came up with this #Can’t post stuff like this on my TikTok that my mom knows about #So I’m posting on here where no one except my bff irl knows I have Tumblr #But really tho #Still can’t figure out my sexuality and it’s killing me #I know I like girls despite never being in a relationship with one #I did kiss one before and all those times felt like a blast #But with guys I lose interest quickly #And only guys irl flirt with me and I let it happen because I don’t get flirted with #This is what happens for never having a relationship or dating #22 years old and still conflicted with her sexuality #And the fact that my parents will be so upset if I am indeed a lesbian #I do like some guys…they’re just fictional #Haven’t liked an irl guy since I was 15 #Ugghhhhh I’m never gonna figure this out at this rate #Damn I rambled too much in the tags sorry y’all and thanks if you read it all the way through #Luna talks #admin #lgbtq+ #bisexual #lesbian #sapphic

[green-mug-tomato-juice]

FUN FACT OF THE DAY: people who live in the mountains age slower because they are further away from earth's core so gravity doesn't work on them as well. isn't that interesting

#just came up with this #am i ready to write science dialogue for star trek or what

[widogastc]

au ... in which .... the mighty find aeorian caleb widogast in the t-dock frozen in a time-loop. his flickering almost ethereal image is sluggishly going through the motions of setting up the runes for the dock, hands shaking and sometimes repeating the motions, like a jumping record, until he sits still as warm amber lights up the interlocking glyphs beneath him. he says, whispers to time itself over and over again, "i hope i don't disappoint you," and the words get lost, stretched, thin, repeated repeated repeated, but the might swear he says "mother and father" next. they don't have the time or reserves for it but they promise him in hushed whispers that they will come back for him once they deal with cognoza. essek stares at him for too long at the door, a strange pull in his chest at the dunamantic essence surrounding this tragic display, something so familiar in the way he inscribes the runes he himself does too over and over again. he reassures himself that after freeing thousands of tortured souls in the astral sea he will come free this one too.

#just came up with this #can i ramble . am i allowed to. . . #so much to think and talk about #caleb widogast #m9 #cr2 #cr2 au #idk how to tag this #many thoughts head full #txt

[achilles-the-boy-of-gold]

Give me your most unhinged Marauders opinion/headcanon

plz and thanks <3

Remus always wears sweaters and smokes because in the back of his mind he hopes he'll drop a cigarette and it will set the sweater, then him on fire.

#just came up with this #sorry everyone #remus lupin

[moonstoneunivs]

This is supposed to be after the war and what I think will happen.

Rei: Okay I’m going shopping

Natsuo: wait mom don’t leave me with-

Rei: make nice with your dad

Natsuo: I MAKE NICE why do I-

Rei: come along Fuyumi, we’ll be back at 3:00

Natsuo: Stares at in Endeavor awkwardly

Endeavor: smiles and waves

Three hours later

Rei creeks open the door

Endeavor: So I grab this guy who just pushed this old woman in traffic

Natsuo: Yeah, wait an old woman into traffic?

Endeavor: I know Right so I grab him and I’m bending and bending but I just can’t break his legs

Natsuo: Wow so what did you do dad?

Endeavor: Well me and Hawks…

Fuyumi: 🥲 this is all I ever wanted

Rei: Me too my angel

Hugs 🫂

Endeavor: So Natsuo what are you studying?

Natsuo: Well it’s actually just basic studies for now, but I’m think of going for social studies next year and also-

#todoroki family #endeavor #rei todoroki #natsuo todoroki #fuyumi todoroki #my hero academia #bnha #just came up with this #today would you like to see this #I’m probably going to get bullied for this #but hey #I don’t care #anyway tell me what you think

[eliina88]

Do Galarian pokémon say their names with a British accent?

#galar British #pokémon #galar region #just came up with this

[missegyptiana]

live laugh love? more like cry die bye

#isabella speaks #yuh #just came up with this #life

[corvid-shopkeeper]

Thinking about how in Softie's birthday Eithne would totally gather some of the people he slept with (all total sweethearts) and throws a surprise party.

He enters the room and immediately gasps, wiping his head back to look at the girl behind him, the others laugh, his dear friend included.

"How??!!!" His face starts to warm up, Eithne just stays silent, smug grin on her face.

"Aren't you going to say hi, honey?" One of them says, poking fun at the flustered man. Softie just steps closer to the group, embarrassed to no end and trying to find words.

"Happy birthday, buddy!!!!!" And she slams the door shut.

"This is a bit awkward..." His face is red like a tomato, all confidence gone; he usually doesn't know how to talk to people, but now he is surrounded by people who like him, even just a little. How is he supposed to act? They're so hot and cool and he's not.

"What about a group hug to break the ice?" The group agrees and swarms him with a loving embrace and reassuring words, it calmed him enough to savour the moment, he felt loved.

After that they all sat around chatting about anything. It was nice catching up with them.

Like, Softie thinks everyone is attractive and cool, so the room had every part of the gender spectrum. Just imagine people you think are hot, they are there

#oc scenarios #oc stuff #oc #just came up with this

[atmothart]

Jon he's really trying here cut him a break

(tumblr crunched the resolution of this comic a lot rip)

#dracula daily #hello im back from the void with shitty dracula doodles #i actually drew this last year but never posted it #here it is now though #count dracula #jonathan harker #Drac reading the english bradshaw guide is still one of the funniest moments in Dracula to me #i know it is supposed to show how he's planning to infiltrate england and appear local #but it really does just come across like he picked it up in a panic and pretended to be reading it when Jonathan came back into the room #and being the weird guy he is thought reading train schedules was really normal behaviour #bram stoker's dracula is a romcom #re: dracula

[neroushalvaus]

Tumblr in the 60s

☮ monkeewholock follow

🎉🎉CONGRATULATIONS UNITED KINGDOM 🎊🎊🎉🎉🎉🎉BYE BYE GROSS INDECENCY!!!!🌈🌈🌈 62 countries have now legalized sexual activities between men🌈🌈🌈

🐞 homophilespock follow

SPIRK CAN FINALLY FUCK

🚀 starrfleet follow

They are American, not British... But I'm pretty sure spirk has always been able to fuck since the show is set in the future.

📻 lesbianbobdylan follow

Christ, this is not about your cutesy uwu yaoi otp, go outside and smoke some grass

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🌻 flowerpower follow

Politicians are not your friends but damn Kennedy is fine, I look at one (1) picture of him and my head literally explodes

🌻 flowerpower follow

...i just woke up, why is my askbox full

🌻 flowerpower follow

WHY IS HE TRENDING I'M SCARED

🌻 flowerpower follow

guys stop reblogging this it's been like five years i've changed

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🎹 nixonsafascist follow

do you think they call him little richard because he has a little. Richard

🎹 nixonsafascist follow

easy website

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🇻🇳 shirellesofficial follow

Being the only lesbian in your friend group sucks so bad. "beatles or stones??" i will kill you

🗣 lavendermenaceisreal-deactivated72537262

Disrespecting female social groups for male validation? Typical lesbian behaviour.

🇻🇳 shirellesofficial follow

Mike Jacker isnt gonna fuck you

🇻🇳 shirellesofficial follow

Oh no I think she couldn't handle that

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✌ draftdodgerdyke

DM me for the addresses of my Swedish and Canadian friends. Do not put your personal information in the reblogs.

🙍‍♀️ silvermilk follow

You should be ashamed of yourself.

✌ draftdodgerdyke

huh??

🙍‍♀️ silvermilk follow

I said, you should be ashamed of yourself. You disgust me. I assure you, when the commies attack us, you will not find your silly little post "groovy" anymore.

✌ draftdodgerdyke

Jesus, don't flip your wig

🙍‍♀️ silvermilk follow

My father fought in ww2 for you ungrateful degenerate.

✌ draftdodgerdyke

Don't see what your daddy's unsexiness has to do with me and my lads taking a sexy sexy trip to Sweden.

#anyway only hot guys dodge the draft

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🪕 prostitutesandlesbians follow

in every interview i watch of the beatles they are so DONE and trolling everybody, these fucking annoying BITCHES, i need them inside me so badly

🪕 prostitutesandlesbians follow

#this but not john lennon #i just can't forget the heinous things he said about jesus

idk I actually think it was very sexy of him, stop trying to cancel john in my post

✝️ jesusrevolution follow

The reading comprehension on this website is piss poor. John literally didn't mean he was greater than Jesus or better than Jesus, he was just trying to make a point about the world becoming more secular. Cancel culture has gone too far.

🚷 to-hell-with-the-beatles follow

How dare you say we piss on the poor?? Jesus died for Mr Lennon's sins and it's not "cancelling" to send him a few respectably worded death threats to remind him of that. He cancelled our Lord first!

✝️ jesusrevolution follow

Girl Jesus literally said it's cool, I dropped acid yesterday and saw Him and He told me.

🪕 prostitutesandlesbians follow

help the girls (christians) are fighting in my beatles thirst post

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🛼 donovandyke follow

I will be glued to the tv today. If you don't want to hear about it, just blacklist #moonlanding !!

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🗣 claudeberger4ever-deactivated98975287

Hi I'm new to the Hair musical fandom so I'm not super invested in the whole discourse, but I just felt like this needed to be said: Friendly reminder that not being against the war in Vietnam does not make you a bad person!

🥁 ringoforpresident follow

it literally does tho

✌ draftdodgerdyke

Another win for us hot guys

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#how do i TAG THIS #can i just tag this ''funny'' or is that patting myself on the back too much #memes #dashboard meme #dash meme #1960s #my friend tirlittan came up with ''draftdodgerdyke'' #i want that fictional blogger carnally #funny #tumblr in the 60s

[shadowtraveled]

"mithrun is the only real monsterfucker in dungeon meshi" is objectively the funniest bit you can get out of his everything, but in all seriousness i think his attraction to his love interest is deliberately overstated—and that makes sense, because romantic jealousy is a classic and digestible motive, which is explicitly what kabru was aiming for in condensing mithrun's backstory, and also because until chapter 94, mithrun wasn't willing to admit to the true nature of his desires.

but because romantic envy is both classic and digestible, it probably isn’t a unique enough or complicated enough desire to tempt a demon’s appetite. mithrun’s wish, as far as we can figure from kabru’s reduced retelling, was to have a life in which he had never become one of the canaries, and that carries like 3857 implications and desires within it. that’s delicious. his love interest acts as sort of a red herring to his motivation for making it, though. (side note: i'm saying "love interest" here because, keeping in mind that i barely speak japanese on a good day anymore, "想い人" is something i'd usually take as just kind of an old-fashioned and romantic way to refer to a lover, but in context i wonder if both the connotation of yearning and the vagueness are intentional, and i think this phrasing gets those aspects of it more effectively. anyway.)

mithrun considered his love interest to be untrustworthy. there was a minute where i thought that comment might be about a similar-looking elf (yugin, one of his squad members), but comparing the two…

the "sketchy" arrow is definitely referring to the elf we know as his love interest—the bangs go toward her right, she only has the one forehead ornament, and, most notably, her ears aren't notched.

every time she’s given a full-body depiction in his dungeon, she’s drawn as a chimera, with the body of a snake from the waist down. (side note: the “what if a dungeon has chimeras before reaching level 4?”/“then the dungeon lord is unstable” exchange just being mithrun grilling his past self alive is so funny. he’s so. but anyway) there are a couple things about this.

first, the snake part of the chimera appears to be modeled after some species of coral snake mimic

which, in the biology-for-fun manga, i… doubt is a coincidence, especially with the added context of the “untrustworthy” comment. the dungeon’s conjured illusion of mithrun’s love interest was a harmless copycat of a venomous original. for whatever reason, he felt this person was a threat and made up a "safe" version of her to be in a relationship with, and while it’s definitely possible to be attracted to or even love someone you find to be toxic and/or intimidating, when you take that into consideration alongside the configuration of her body, you get some interesting implications.

which brings us to our second point: if we assume that mithrun was not in fact fucking a snake, then sexual attraction, at least, was so far removed from his idea of a relationship with this person that he did not even bother to keep her dungeon copy human enough to maintain the illusion of the option of a sexual relationship. this is somewhat echoed in the depictions of their interactions, which also imply a frankly unexpected romantic distance. she kisses his cheek and he doesn't seem to react; she's at the edge of a narrow bed with only one set of pillows, on top of his blankets while he's underneath them.

the kiss is particularly interesting because it seems to contrast the text. kabru's narration tells us this was everything mithrun could have asked for, but mithrun is there looking unreadable to pensive, likely because this is right before the panel that makes it clear things in the dungeon are beginning to go wrong.

walking through this backwards for a minute, we have the physical barrier of his bedding and the spatial separation inherent in a bed made for one person, the emotional barrier of his mounting anxiety getting in the way of his ability to enjoy the affection he sought, and... the snake, which historically carries the connotation of temptation, yes, but also mistrust, barring physical intimacy. okay. ok. if a dungeon reflects the mentality of its lord, all of this might suggest that mithrun was not able to have any real desire for a relationship with this person. his unwillingness to be vulnerable or let another person in was insurmountable. but in that case, why was she such a focal point that she remained to the end, after his dungeon had stopped creating iterations of his friends to come and visit him? why would he get so upset over her meeting with his brother that he became lord of a dungeon about it?

well. mithrun's brother was also interested in her, probably genuinely. and mithrun had to win.

you have an older brother who your parents completely ignore, probably in part because he is chronically ill/disabled and almost definitely in part because he received a ton of recessive traits that resulted in rumors that he was an illegitimate child. you are aware, most likely because those same parents fucking told you, that you actually are an illegitimate child. but they keep you around because you had the good fortune of looking just like your mother. what can that possibly teach you but that you, like your brother, are disposable?

it's utterly unsurprising that mithrun, under these circumstances, developed a pathological need to be better than everyone around him. people don't keep you otherwise. i'd argue this is also why he says he looked down on everyone he knew while milsiril claims his dungeon reeked of feelings of inferiority—he sought out people's worst traits and prioritized them in his mind to protect his already extremely fragile sense of self-worth, and all the while he tried to be as likable and high-performing as he possibly could be. his parents disposed of him anyway, but even then he tried to keep up the performance. he was kind to everyone. he never once lost to a dungeon.

when he saw his "love interest" meeting up with his brother, what he saw was himself being replaced by a person his parents had always treated as worthless, and if that was what they thought of the child they'd kept, what value could anyone possibly see in the bastard they'd given away to die? mithrun and kabru tell the story like he wanted to win this unnamed elf's heart, but it was never about being with her. it was about cementing his worth, proving that he didn't deserve to be thrown away.

and so it's particularly cruel that his demon discarded him, too. but maybe it's also particularly gentle that, in the end, there was someone who refused to even consider giving up on him.

kui laid it out in three panels better than i could hope to.

yeah. it's love. you wanted to be loved, even when the only way you were able to understand it was through the desire to be wanted, and you wanted that so badly that the idea of being consumed felt like the promise of finally mattering to someone.

#dungeon meshi spoilers #mithrun #dungeon meshi #this has been rotating for a while but i wanted to check my evidence before getting into it thanks user angelspenance for posting that meme #half of this is just the text and the other half i'm sure has been said before but it's making my brain [radio static] so here this is #someone did for sure mention this but i do find it very cute that in his fucked up conjured world meant to portray his ideal reality #his teammates came to visit him. like part of the fantasy was then explicitly that they cared about him and were his friends. even though #he says he tried to see the worst in them. #hm it does feel important to note that i do also believe 100% in mithrun suicidality--his desire to be eaten does seem to focus a lot on #wanting it to be Over. wanting not to be left incomplete and empty anymore. #but that loops back around a bit to the hole in your heart that appears when you feel unloved. it's many things and the same thing at once #snakes #long post #severe problems #meshy

[aurora-whisper]

can someone tell me what's up with my minecraft? is this a new update or something?

#minecraft #please help #it just showed up when i came back to my house

[allright]

came back wrong trope but the character knows that they came back wrong. they’re so acutely aware of how different they are now from how they were before that it drives them fucking insane. they’re stuck trying to return to somebody that’s long dead. they can never be the person they once were. everybody around them knows it. deep down, they know it too, but they’re trapped in a cycle of their own making. of trying to revive someone that no longer exists.

#i am just obsessed w the idea of someone being revived that so badly wants to be the person they used to be but that person is dead. #they're dead and gone and now all that is left is the person they are now who is fucked up from being revived !!!! #it drives them to madness <3 #also whenever i think of the came back wrong trope i think of jason todd #classic came back wrong (or different at least) trope #all.right

[marisatomay]

blah blah blah aging tumblr population etc etc if you are ever visiting a family that just had a baby, and you know that they have other small children, bring a little something for each of the other kids. it doesn’t have to be anything fancy but, even the most charitable, well-behaved child starts feeling left out and lonely after the nth visitor brings gifts and attention for their parents and new sibling and, either isn’t there for them at all or the only engage with them about their baby sibling, especially since their parents have probably been completely consumed with the new baby. make their day and they will remember that bit of kindness and attention from you forever.

#like i still remember when my brother was born my sister and i were bored shitless in the hospital and really lonely #because all of the attention was on our parents and nate #or if people did even say hi to us it was just to ask if we were excited about the baby #but when my aunt visited before even saying hi to my parents she came right up to emma and i and gave us each a beanie baby #she’s the eldest of four so like. she Understood. #and that meant so much to us skjfkdjdjkfdkdkdk #yes this happened in 2000 yes i still remember it what about it!!!!!!!

[zivazivc]

. . . 😳

#hey uh floyd what the fuck are you saying?? #trolls #dreamworks trolls #i feel no shame for making this #just like JD feels no shame airing out his pits like that #trolls 3 #trolls band together #trolls branch #trolls john dory #trolls floyd #they're roommates now and they live in a sitcom #my art #trolls comic #i came up with this while walking the dog today #i kept repeating it in my head all the way home just so i wouldn't forget it #so much for enjoying a walk in the snow ajdbscbsdjhc