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karkatbug · 3 months
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Would dave give bugkat lil baby shades? It be adorable of he just started wearing them all the time to look more like dave.
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he'd get bug those bitchy claire's shades and a fake flip phone
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fairycosmos · 1 year
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Remember the guy who liked to imagine me in different outfits? The sweet innocent one? Yeah turns out he’s obsessed with anal sex and he wouldn’t stop asking me to show him my butthole. I’m officially retiring from dating men. I’m straight but I’d rather lick a cheese grader than entertain any more creeps on the interweb bye
jesus christ. as hayley williams said how did we get here
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omgeto · 6 months
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weirdo and fake
your mum
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deus-ex-mona · 1 year
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Even Our Private Lives Are Great Too!: Chapter 5
this happened ig
previous part (chapter 4)
next part (chapter 6)
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Yujiro: Do you have any secret tips to share?
IV: Hmm… Lemme think…
After pondering over Yujiro’s question for a moment, a small smile spread across IV’s lips.
IV: I’d say it’d be to overcome hard times together… I guess.
Yujiro: “Overcome hard times… together…”
IV: We’ve been friends even before we started making music together, you know?
IV: We’ve seen all kinds of sides to each other, and we’ve overcome all sorts of challenges together.
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IV: I get the feeling that that’s why our bonds with each other are so strong.
Yujiro: (I see… So they have intimate relationships with each other… that have existed longer than they have been artistes.)
Yujiro: Do you guys also discuss the kinds of activities that you’d like to partake in in the future?
Yujiro: It kinda seems like you’re able to communicate about things like that without needing to say them aloud.
IV: Well, even though there certainly are parts that we’d just understand about each other, we do discuss the finer details with each other as we go along too.
Yujiro understood just how important IV’s position within FT4 was, just from his facial expressions and the atmosphere around him alone.
Yujiro: (...He’s amazing. He’s definitely the pillar of support for FT4…)
Yujiro: ..I’m sorry for asking you so many questions. Though, um, IV, what is your dream?
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IV: …My dream?
Yujiro: Yeah. I’d like to hear all about it, if you’re willing to tell me.
Yujiro: I’d like to use it as a reference during our… I mean, LIPxLIP’s activities.
IV: I see… My current dream is…
Yujiro: (“For FT4 to become the best artistes in the world”, or something?)
However—
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YUI: Ah—! There they are!
Before IV could even voice his reply to Yujiro, YUI and Aizo returned to their sides.
YUI: We had some super spicy food! Man, I’m so stuffed, I can’t eat another bite!
IV: Yeah, welcome back. You guys sure are quick.
IV: You look all chipper, YUI… But Aizo, on the other hand…
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Yujiro turned to look at Aizo, who had been dragged along by YUI, only to notice that his face was rather pale.
YUI: Aizo turned really pale in the middle of our meal yannow~!
Yujiro: He’s still pale right now, though.
YUI: Well, last time, he found the food so spicy that his eyes rolled back into his head, so I guess this is kind of an improvement.
IV: Well, if you insist…?
Aizo: YUI’s gonna… kill me someday…
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YUI: Hey, I’m not gonna do that! I’m still going easy on you, yannow?
Aizo: Eh?! You’re going easy on me?! You mean, there’s stuff out there that’s spicier than this?!
YUI: Of course there are! The world’s a huge place! There aren’t any limits to how spicy food can be!
Aizo: I’m seriously starting to… hate you, you know…
IV: Haha, sorry about this, Yujiro. It sure looks like my YUI has caused quite some trouble for you guys.
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Yujiro: Nah, it’s fine. I should be thanking him for spoiling Aizo instead.
IV laughed softly as he watched the exchange between the ever-excitable YUI and Aizo.
IV: Let’s backtrack to our conversation from earlier.
Yujiro: …Yeah?
IV: Regarding my dream… One of of my dreams has—
IV: Already come true, I think.
Yujiro: …?
Yujiro: (What does he mean…?)
Yujiro: (...But, well.)
Aizo: Please, I beg you, don’t make me eat super spicy food anymore!
YUI: What do you wanna eat next time, then? Super sweet foods?
Aizo: Does the phrase “in moderation” even exist in your dictionary?!
Yujiro: (Well, I had lots of fun today, so it’s all fine with me.)
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gxyhxrror · 1 year
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Several months ago I thought I had quiet bpd but I’m p sure it’s been more outward except it’s still mostly inflicted against myself?? So idk
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4kadhd · 2 years
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think if someone were to call me a content creator id maim them tbh, im an artist, a digital artist to be specific i am not creating content i am jsut doing a fun little thing and you will not sanitize and clear away my happiness, my pride and joy with your capitalism.
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girlboygarfield · 2 months
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people r so intense about minecraft cheating it's kinda funny
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sl33pyperson · 4 months
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i simply want darcel to burn from their own lack of taking things as far as they possibly can and everything in their failed ambition biting them back
#im not wording this right but like#their whole thing is Be Entertaining To Ur Patron Do Things Never Done Before Find New And Rare Experiences#and most of them ends up with being a terrible person lol#darce is normally “whats the most unlikely option to choose. i want that one” unless it grinds against her slowly deteriorating morals#they swing and they hit Alot. but hesitate at the last second#and will spend their entire life wondering what it would be like if they took over the absolute for themselves#power corrupts ! and u hesitated! congrats all of ur misdeeds will haunt u forever no matter what now!#u are a hero and ur patron is losing interest in u! ur losing ur powers! ur being hunted down by your ex whos heart u repeatedly tried to#break to see her explode! the one guy u helped become a god keeps leading u on “oh youll be my first choice as a chosen just all these#rules” darce gale does not care for u in that way anymore u cant manipulate him for power :/// the only person who can stand to be around u#is astarion and youre slowly becoming his personal bloodbag bc u were his first friend. keep your friends close!!!#do u let urself be dragged into the hells only to be abandoned to ur hungry vengeful patron. or u do let urself become a spawn for the man#helped push to continue the cycle of abuse!!!! the wheel fucking turns baby!!!!!!!! u destroyed everything for ur powers and theres nothing#left as fuel!!!!!#i love darcel theyre terrible and i get to be terrible back#speaking time
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bunniepaws · 2 years
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don’t take advice (too seriously) from ppl who constantly give advice, never think they’re wrong, but still struggling themselves TBH. actually just don’t take advice from ppl who never think they’re wrong.
#personal#ofc u can give good advice and still be struggling#but if they’re so so sure abt life and how it works and how everyone should be doing anything#and still can’t get themselves stable#u shouldn’t take their advice too hard#like ur gonna critique every business that u perceive as failing and say what (u think) they should be doing……… but ur own business is still#failing? nahhhhhh#this is kinda abt a specific person(s) LOL#just ugh#ok going to go into more complaining mode#just so annoying how u think everyone’s wrong and doing everything wrong yet ur life sucks and u complain abt it all the time#u talk like ur life is fucking over ur not dead yet#‘you need to market urself and form a brand and network’ OK? AND WHY DONT U HAVE A STABLE JOB IN UR 50s HUH#omg i cant stop thinking abt how annoying this person is#‘all my customers love me! they’re gonna be so sad when i leave! they’ll follow me for business!’ sure. not like ur insufferable and#won’t listen to anyone else’s opinion so no one says any shit to u ever lol#just so delusional and narcissistic#mind boggling and entertaining to watch FROM AFAR#back to the original post: ofc the system can fuck someone over and keep someone struggling for years#it has and does and continue to do so#but this is not what i’m talking abt it’s more specific#like there’s someone who never thinks they’re wrong and then there’s someone who thinks everyone else is always wrong#tbh u could describe me in this post#i like to think i can admit when i’m wrong and i hopefully do#i make a fuckin effort to AT LEAST#ITS JUST SO FUNNY HOW MUCH ADVICE AND CRITIQUE THIS PERSON WAS THROWING OUT AND LIKE. THEY HAVE NO EXPERIENCE WHATSOEVER IN WHAT THEYRE TALK#ING ABT. JUST NO FUCKIN CLUE WHAT THEYRE SPEWING#‘u shouldn’t have the job if u can’t handle the customers.’ ok ik u say this bc ur old. but that’s rude (:#UGH THEYRE SO FUCKING INSUFFERABLE
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bloodpawprint · 1 month
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gurl the idea of Ellie taking you for a jog as an excuse to gill u up with water. making sure u stop to drink plenty during the jog and definitely after. I just know once r has drank enough, Ellie would pushing push on r's tummy and twase them. "You gonna piss urself babe? really?" jusy push and push on r's tummy
...not nsfw but not exactly sfw ?? ౨ৎ
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"gotta stay hydrated, baby."
is what ellie said. what she insisted on, filling one of those obnoxiously big water bottles with motivational phrases to the brim and constantly reminding you to take gulps as you jogged along the neighbourhood together.
for your health, of course... stay hydrated...
you were totally fine at first. but the more you drank, the more fuller you feel. and suddenly, you cant keep up. you cant hold it.
you call out behind her, the empty street making your voice echo. "els, i cant anymore." you whine, slowing to a stop. ellie huffs a laugh that you fail to hear in your distressed state.
she halts and turns to look at you with a very unimpressed look.
she sighs dramatically, slamming her feet against the pavement as she walks slowly towards you, eyeing the now empty water bottle in your hand. "you giving up on me already?"
you groan, squeezing your thighs together in hope to ease the pressure in your bladder as you shake your head. "no, i just," you look around the, thankfully, still empty streets, and then back at her. "i need to pee..."
her expression is playful and unserious, and you just frown. "oh, you need to pee?" she thinks its kinda cute, the way you shift your weight uncomfortably and bite your lip.
her hand strokes up the side of your thigh, "how bad?"
"bad, ellie. can we please go home?"
she hums, looking down to where her fingers now toy with the waistband of your pants. "oh dont be like that, baby. we're getting our exercise, right?"
you dont realise that shes fucking with you, all you can focus on is trying to not to wet yourself outside— three streets away from home.
"just hold it."
you furrow your eyebrows, "hold it?" you shake your head. "i cant. please ellie."
maybe she would of if it wasnt so entertaining, took you home and watch you disappear to the bathroom like an honourable girlfriend. but wheres the fun in that? instead she lays her hand flat against your abdomen, pushing down on your tummy
your breath gets caught in your throat and you reach down to grab her wrist, the sudden pressure taking you by surprise.
you scold her, warning that if she does that youre gonna pee. you certainly dont want that, but maybe ellie does. maybe this was the plan all along— of course, that has yet to click in your head.
she just laughs at you, "whats wrong, huh? you gonna piss yourself, baby?"
youre humiliated already, your face rising in temperature at her teasing. you whimper, nails digging into her tattooed forearm as she applies more pressure on your stomach, no sympathy in her green eyes
you cant ignore or deny the warmth that floods your cunt, but you can certainly feel ashamed of it. oh, but youre confused. why does the embarrassment of soaking yourself give you a rush? why do you want to give ellie what she so clearly wants?
and how could you ever deny ellie williams?
how to help daily click resources
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love-belle · 5 months
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you were my summer love !!!
*ੈ✩‧₊˚ in which their fall-in-love-again era is them missing each other while their friends go crazy over their relationship.
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for when you know they'll be your love for all eternal summers. ˚ ༘♡ ⋆。˚
social media au // pierre gasly x fem!reader
prequel - i want sweet revenge and i want him again ⋆·˚ ༘
warnings - language, mention of vodka once.
author's note - i am in fact not dead :) i hope u all like this <3 i will be back with a new post 4 months later jk I LOVE U THANK U
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paddock.club pierre gasly and celine d'souza have called it quits on their relationship after almost three months of dating, sources close to the pair reported. the pair started dating back in august after gasly broke up with his "summer love", y/n y/l/n, affectionately named as augustine by gasly and his fans. although their break up was kept hush for a long time and so was their relationship, pierre wasted no time in moving on and with none other than social media influencer, celine d'souza. "there is no bad blood between them," sources claimed, "they just didn't fit well and it was no good trying to make it work." for more details about their short-lived relationship and the driver's summer romance with the singer, click on the link in our bio.
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yourusername yeah i miss the way he kisses and the way he grabbed my ass but i can't do anything about it so idk i cry
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username every day i wake up and every day im amazed that she has managed to attain unattainable levels of delusion
-> username no bc im TIRED
username PLS BABE LET HIM GO.
username y/n have u learnt NOTHING
username the lyric change gawd dayum
username is it bad i kinda want her to do something about it ????? like do it for US im off school for weeks and i need entertainment
-> yourusername thank u for supporting my delusions 🙁
-> username GIRLYPOP NO
landonorris i say we start treating y/n like a bad kitten every time she makes a bad decision
-> landonorris that came out wrong
-> danielricciardo i see your vision here
-> charles_leclerc spray her with water DRENCH THAT DEMON
-> yourusername OFF MY PAGE U UNFORTUNATE MUTATIONS THAT ARE UNEMPLOYED FOR THE FIRST FEW MONTHS EVERY YEAR
-> username OH MY GOD
username i genuinely do not know what to do with this information
username THE WAY HE GRABBED MY ASS OMG
lewishamilton i would genuinely appreciate it if you gave me back my son
-> yourusername he's mine now move along
-> lewishamilton i will never forget that you called me weird
-> yourusername omg i apologised??? and made u sandwiches??? and took roscoe for walks THREE CONSECUTIVE DAYS???
-> username they're FRIENDS
-> username no bc their conversations must be WILD and so RANDOM
-> username im eating up every second of this
username now i js need max and nando to be besties 🤞🤞🤞🤞 with y/n and my life will be complete
-> yourusername i don't want them they're annoying
-> fernandoalo_official this is why pierre chose the other girl
-> yourusername SO LOW
-> maxverstappen1 the reason i like you is because you were drinking pure vodka out of a sippy cup at 8 am without blinking
-> yourusername this is why charles doesn't follow u x
-> maxverstappen1 THAT'S A LOW FUCKING BLOW
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pierregasly do something about it
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username SCREECHING WHAT THE FUCK
username i have never ever been this invested in someone else's life THIS BETTER BE WORTH IT
username oh he's BOLD bold
username i know my girlie is panicking rn she did not MEAN for this to happen
username mf say this to HER
username bitches wouldn't be in this situation if they js TALKED FFS
username no bc i KNEW that something was gonna happen when he posted that song on his story
-> username fr like "when i touch her i feel like im cheating on u" BABE????
username cheating on u by charlie puth is actually so y/n and pierre coded it's INSANE
-> username the way my jaw dropped
charles_leclerc i should confiscate your phone for this
-> pierregasly you were the one who held an intervention for me so that i would "get my shit together"
-> charles_leclerc you don't HAVE to get your shit together if it means that i wouldn't be seeing her everyday
-> pierregasly just say that you're scared of her and MOVE
-> username charles is so valid bc she scares ME
-> username u never know what she's gonna do next and that's the scariest part
username im BEGGING y'all pls get back together
username the sigh that left me when i heard that pierre and celine broke up like 😭
username i live in fear that y/n and pierre will get back together and we won't be getting any more angry petty bitchy songs
username motherfucker MAKE A MOVE
username i know the grid is conspiring to get them together like they're MY menacea
-> username yeah and their most effective method (according to them) is locking them in a room
-> username do u think they know that one of them will not be making it out of the room and it'll probably be pierre 🧍
username i am a child of divorce this is christmas of '07 all over again 😔
landonorris i did NOT see you post this and then throw your phone up at the sky and screech as if someone just turned your ribs inside down to make you feel like a fairy
-> pierregasly stay away from me
-> oscarpiastri oh my god that was you??? i thought one of the cars ran over a cat on the track 😭
-> pierregasly okay mctwinks let's get you back in your playpens
-> landonorris unprovoked ☹️
-> oscarpiastri i would say watch your back but you're in the BACK so ☺️
-> pierregasly I WILL RUN YOU OFF
-> pierregasly i'm sorry my team told me i can't say that
username my head is wrapping itself around all this information like a shawl im going INSANE
username i know pierre is on all fours trying to get y/n to take him back
-> username as he should be idgaf
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yourusername yeah i really missed the way he kisses and the way he grabbed my ass so i did something about it
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username IDK WHETHER TO BE MAD OR HAPPY BUT HELLO???
username im gonna scream bc wtf
username NO WARNING WHAT THE FUCK
username sigh ARE U SURE
username are we SURE it's gonna STICK this time
-> yourusername im 182729291% sure charles is gonna murder him if he acts a bit silly again so i'd say it's looking pretty good!!!!
-> charles_leclerc alex hates it when y/n is sad and they both make it MY problem so i'm sorry if i wanna make pasta in a peaceful and tranquil environment instead of bitching about my best mate
-> alexandrasaintmleux you were the one who came up with the most creative insults every time don't LIE like a LIAR
-> pierregasly charles???
-> charles_leclerc they're LYING they LIE they're LIARS
username why am i js figuring it out that y/n is AUGUSTINE like from august by taylor swift
-> username BABE 😭😭😭😭 HOW DID U NOT KNOW
username something about pierre going from her summer love to love love (we don't talk abt what happened in the middle ☺️)
username someone sedate me they're BACK
username i just KNOW charles is pulling at his hair rn bc i know my man has so much dirt on pierre but they reconciled a bit too quickly
-> charles_leclerc I DIDN'T GET TO TELL HER ABOUT THE DUCK INCIDENT
-> pierregasly ONE WORD AND I WILL ERASE YOU FROM THIS EARTH
-> yourusername charles ☺️☺️☺️☺️☺️ don't be shy ☺️☺️☺️☺️☺️ i always liked u the most out of ALL his friends ☺️☺️☺️☺️☺️ please elaborate ☺️☺️☺️☺️☺️
-> yukitsunoda0511 death would've been kinder than this ☹️
-> yourusername STOPPP U KNOW UR MY FAVOURITE I HATE THAT CHARLES MF HE TRIPS ME EVERY TIME I SEE HIM
-> charles_leclerc for the last time, i REALLY did not see the puddle exactly in front of you and i'm really really really really really sorry that you fell in that puddle. and ruined your dress. and made me pay for it. and then pushed me into a fountain.
-> alexandrasaintmleux say away from my gf charles_leclerc 😡😡😡😡😡😡
-> username i have a migraine
username the lore slowly coming to the surface
-> username NAH BC UR TELLING ME THAT YUKI AND Y/N ARE BESTIES???? ALEX AND Y/N ARE LIKE ❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️???? CHARLES AND Y/N HAVE BEEF???? HE PUSHED HER INTO A PUDDLE AND SHE PUSHED HIM INTO A FOUNTAIN????
-> username they kept us in the dark for so long we could've had it all 💔💔💔
username time to go on a vacation and make it a mission to hate the dude i meet and then fall in love with him
-> username HATE????
-> username pierre and y/n HATED each other when they first met but then long story short y/n saved him from a jellyfish and then it was lovers part of enemies to lovers ❤️
-> username oh the lore is WILD
username don't be a coward and record get him back with these lyrics 😡😡😡😡😡
-> yourusername i would but pierre would cry if i sang that song again now that he's back in my good books 😔💔
-> landonorris this is why you need to break up again x
-> pierregasly don't make me break check you next weekend
username is it a good time to mention that i saw u at lax and u looked WRECKED so im really glad ur both back together so that he can grab ur ass again
-> yourusername 😭😭😭😭 thank u my love
-> username tears
pierregasly thank you for doing something about it because i could NEVER
-> yourusername someone has to go to the counter and say "he asked for no pickles" in this relationship babe ❤️
-> charles_leclerc i have seen you both TREMBLING at the prospect of human interaction
-> yourusername why are u friends with him pierregasly
-> charles_leclerc not just him now 🥰
-> yourusername i am ready to break up with pierre if it means that i can get rid of this annoying parasite
-> charles_leclerc i go, alex goes
-> alexandrasaintmleux no you go away, i go to yourusername
-> yourusername DEVOURED AND BY HIS OWN GF
pierregasly all jokes (charles included) aside, i love you ❤️ thank you for hearing me out instead of pushing me down the stairs of instant death like charles told me you'd do
-> yourusername i love you 🫶🏼 i could never push u down the stairs, stair (singular) maybe but no ☺️
-> username why r u like this 🧍
username everyone cheer her crisis is GONE
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pierregasly you were my summer love and now you'll be my forever love
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username STOP TEARS ARE LEAKING
username can't believe this is the guy u told y/n she was trippin (she was btw ❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️)
-> username character development and threats from f1 drivers does wonders to ur personality
username can't believe we're not gonna get anymore petty and bitchy songs anymore 💔💔💔
-> username maybe the petty and bitchy songs were all the comments from this group we collected along the way
username y'all cannot convince me that charles didn't at least TRY to tell y/n to let pierre GO simply bc he's a little shit
-> yourusername can confirm, the reason it didn't work was because then i'd have to AGREE with 🤮 charles 🤮
-> charles_leclerc you act as if i'm not actively gagging while talking to you
-> pierregasly so good to know that the reason i have a LOVING girlfriend is that she just hates my best friend
username pierre will forever be catching strays as long as y/n and charles remain friends 💔
username everyday i wake up and thank the lord that i exist in a world where pierre and y/n are together and that a dying jellyfish was the cause of it all ❤️❤️❤️
username real talk!!!!! how did mama gasly react when y/n told her that her son sucks
-> yourusername i didn't have to, she called me and told me that herself
-> username iconic
-> pierregasly i'm leaving the country and shaving my hair
username "forever love" i will be on the highway don't test me
username god i have seen and noted what u did for the others
username i love it when men are unapologetically in love with their gfs
lewishamilton happy for you both. please tell y/n to return my dog.
-> pierregasly she's currently cuddling roscoe and asking me to tell you to fuck right off
-> lewishamilton godmother privileges PROVOKED
username i will never be able to wrap my head around the fact that lewis hamilton and y/n y/l/n are FRIENDS like how'd THAT happen
-> username do u think they exchange fashion tips and pointers
-> username they deffo talk shit abt charles' fashion choices
-> username they should add him in the gc and TALK to him bc those choices are HORRENDOUS
username y/n 🎤🎤🎤 did u really key his car 🎤🎤🎤
-> yourusername my lawyer advises me to deny this false allegation
-> pierregasly she did something worse.
-> yourusername OKAAYYYYYYY U R NOT ALLOWED TO TALK HERE
-> pierregasly she put glitter ALL over the interiors
-> username WOAHAHSHSKSKSKD
-> username u deserved it 🗣️‼️
username i need a step by step walkthrough of exactly HOW these two got together and i need it NOW
username so when y/n hates publicly on a dude, she manages to make him her bf but when i do it, i make him my mortal enemy??? make it make sense 🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄
username it is so sexy of me to continue life even when life (instagram) throws obstacles (y/n and pierre being cute and shit) at me
username i will lay in my grave and dream of a love like theirs
-> username aahh haha didn't mean to get so philosophical mb
-> yourusername that was crazy babe
-> username it's true 😔💔
username me patiently waiting for a summer love that will have me ripping my hair off my scalp 🧍
username YOU WERE MYYYYY SUMMER LOOOVEEEEEEE
-> username one direction 🔛🔝
yourusername 4ever is not so bad after all ❤️
-> pierregasly with you it won't ever be enough ❤️
-> yourusername stop making me cry i have a reputation on here 🙁🙁🙁
-> username she says as if her personality isn't js crying over things all day long and being a Hater
-> yourusername OH FUCK OFF
yourusername i love you 🪤
-> pierregasly je t'aime mon cœur but the emoji? (i love you my heart)
-> yourusername it was the closest thing i could find to a tripod
-> landonorris 🔭 this is right here and also GROSS
-> username why are u all like this
yourusername off topic but i accidentally set off the fire alarm and now im locked in the bathroom bc the lock broke and im kinda Panicking
-> pierregasly why are you a fire hazard
-> yourusername THAT'S WHAT UR CONCERNED ABOUT
username i love it when bitches are chaotic like yessss!!!!!!! go and show us that unhinged energy!!!!!!!
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honeytonedhottie · 1 month
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honey's guide to spring⋆.ೃ࿔*:・🪷
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i've been preparing this post for a while bcuz i LOVE spring and for this spring i just wanna embody feminine, fairy, dream-like beauty in my day-to-day this spring, and just enjoy it fully.
THE MOOD FOR SPRING : planting new seeds, fresh fruit, and bouquets of flowers. tea parties and floral prints and perfumes. green grapes, hibiscus tea and waking up early to see the sunrise.
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PREPARATION FOR SPRING : stock up on your favorite fruits and teas. if u want fruits that are in season, the fruits in season during spring include strawberries, cherries, blueberries, kiwis, bananas and nectarines. my favorite spring time tea is hibiscus and i love a good matcha during all seasons but especially spring, and lastly a good citrus tea is always something that i enjoy.
if ur someone who experiences rly bad allergies during the spring make sure that u go to ur doctors for a check up, and make sure that u have everything that you'll need to combat allergies.
THE PLAYLIST : a good playlist is always essential so my spring playlist consists of : eternal sunshine - jhene aiko. はるなつあきふゆ - ichiko aoba. afterglow - luna li. pisces - yerin baek. fairy of shampoo - TXT. scenery - red velvet. hydrangea love - TXT. cool with you - newjeans. salad days - iiso. pov - ariana grande. lyricist - heize.
REFRESH : time for spring cleaning both mentally and physically. analyze what habits are nourishing u and which habits are drying you out. analyze ur space and do a deep cleaning, that way u can feel lighter both mentally and physically.
wash ur sheets, maybe even buy fresh sheets (floral printed sheets for spring ofc)
go thru ur closet and put the winter and autumn clothes towards the back and bring the spring clothes where they're more accessible and visible
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deep clean ur room and clean ur house -> get onto clean-tok for some cleaning motivation cuz watching videos of people cleaning and organizing always motivates me to do so too
create new pinterest boards and delete ones that u dont use, or if u want to, create a completely new pinterest account. i've grown attached to my pinterest account so i won't delete it, but i've made lots of other accounts on separate devices
oftentimes we forget to clean what we use the most, and that buildup can cause our tools to be counterproductive, and just carry a lot of unnecessary germs so here are some things not to forget to clean and organize ;
behind ur ears
ur earbuds or headphones
ur skincare tools and devices (gua shas, face rollers)
ur phone screen
ur folders, binders, and folders
CULTIVATING CREATIVITY :
create something - do some painting, start a sketchbook, start dabbling in some poetry, maybe write a short story, cultivate an elite playlist etc etc
connecting with nature - go and get some fresh air, wake up earlier than usual to watch and enjoy the sunrise. drink different teas that you've never tried before, go to a local crystal shop if ur into that, make urself an elaborate platter of ur favorite fruits. go for a walk in the park, pick flowers and speaking of flowers, go and buy urself a pretty bouquet.
create a spring-time mood board
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TENDING THE GARDEN OF THE MIND :
ofc i MUST talk about the mind in any of my posts bcuz its just so incredible. but what you think matters!! what u think manifests! the thoughts that u continue to water and entertain are what you will experience. therefore when u change ur thoughts and water the seeds of the new thought, you'll get a new flower.
its like gardening. your thought is the seed, and ur mind is the soil. when u entertain ur thoughts ur watering the seed, and you'll get a new flower, the flower is the new experience. so this spring, plant new thoughts and entertain those thoughts ✨
FUN SPRING-LIKE THINGS :
picking flowers -> buying yourself a bouquet
have a tea party by yourself or with friends (reference my tea party post if u need some inspo)
make a bracelet or anklet out of flowers
take a bath and infuse the bath with things like rose petals, rose scented bath milks etc
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crystal shopping (last year i added amethyst to my crystal collection, this year i'd love to add selenite into my collection)
watch a 90's anime (i've watched sailor moon about a MILLION times and im gonna rewatch it again this year bcuz its just the girliest, best anime i've watched and is one of my favorites)
so i hope that this post sparked some ideas on ways that u can enjoy your spring girlies ✨
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cheolbrainrot · 2 months
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im not one to usually meddle with fanwars and such but i dont fuck around with svt n cheol , and this situation is not even between fandoms its about someones injury thats way more serious than all yall make it out to be, this is about someones health not some music bank voting so stop using ass logic on this, stop dragging other idols into this saying " but he was injured too " " he had surgery too " yes okay he did and i hope nothing but the best for ur idol but learn to understand that the grading is given by skr government and is not displayed on ur regular voting poll,
seungcheol being given a grade 5 has nothing to do with ur idols being given another grade that didnt exempt them from enlisting, and im sure that since he is injured ur idol got some exceptions in the military while serving too, like grade 4 which is civil service, they have exceptions that the higher grades dont have, and it is there to ensure the person doesnt burden themselves,
seungcheol obtained this injury 6 months ago and if u educated urself on a thing or two abt an ACL injury you would realise its a permenant injury, he is still undergoing recovery , his participation in the comeback doesnt state that he wud be bouncing off the fucking walls and if u r going to fight that just know other idols too have been on stage while undergoing recovery with restrictions here and there so they dont overwork themselves so dont bring ur "thats not fair" bullshit here,
and the whole " HYBE is favouring svt " firstly the exemption was only for seungcheol, and the reason is his medical condition which btw, since ur so familiar w the korean government , is stated among the reasons for military exemption , they have u go through a testing and they r the ones grading u, not the damn entertainment company u work for, im rlly sorry if that didnt click for u,
jeonghan is also due enlistment this year and he recently obtained an injury too which had him undergo surgery but there has been no news abt him being exempted from the military so pls know ur facts before u speak, all idols have obtained injuries, they r just on different levels of extreme and they r graded based on alot of factors, like time duration since the injury, that some measly rat on the internet shouldnt be shitting on
if ur wishing that ur idol got graded a military exemption just know that ur basically wishing ur idol got injured so badly that they get exempted from mandatory service... thats disrespectful and so disgusting i hope u realise that..
n yeah thats abt all i had to say here,
wishing a speedy recovery to choi seungcheol and any other idol that has had to go through this / is going through this
no one deserves to be wished on a serious injury that will potentially affect their career like this
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midnightwriter21 · 1 year
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demon slayer hcs: how you meet
characters: fem!reader x douma, akaza, sanemi
warnings: language, mention of death, blood, fighting, and attempted sexual assault
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DOUMA
douma prefers women
thinks we're ~tasty~
so ur probably out for the night with your girlfriends
havin a lil bit of fun
and unfortunately or fortunately
y'all catch his attention
but he doesn't just swoop in and fuck yall up dw
he's a curious fucker
so he jus watches for a while
mans can watch me for as long as he wants yk what im sayin ;)
anyways
you and your friends run into some trouble
idk what trouble
but trouble
and douma with his bullshit manipulative fake hero complex
waits until the LASTTTTT second
to finally pop in and save you
of course you're terrified of him
he doesn't care
you're going with him
and he's gonna keep you for as long as he wants
hopefully you can keep him entertained ;)
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AKAZA
the man i hate to love
rip rengoku :(
similar to douma
except akaza drinks respect women juice for breakfast, lunch, and dinner
so ur out for a night on the town w ur besties
and the trouble you guys run into happens to be group of drunk men
they're aggressive and loud
and even when y'all tell them to fuck off
they dont
they just get rougher
but akaza being the man he is
doesn't let them get the CHANCE to lay a finger on you or your friends
necks broken
spines snapped
and ur just like "wtf jus happened"
def still scared as hell
but he's ur savior
show him ur appreciation *wink wink*
asks if you'll become a demon
if u accept, he'll help you adjust
teach you to fight
if you don't accept
he won't give u any trouble
if he likes u enough he may vow to protect u
love him
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SANEMI
idk its jus somethin abt this man
ik he would tear it UP
anyway for him i hc that you would already be a demon slayer yourself
not too highly ranked but you're not a beginner either
you're kinda just eh
but you're on a mission with some other demon slayers
and uh oh
big bad strong demon
sanemi is sent out due to the large amount of casualties
and there you are
with a group of injured slayers to the left of you
and you're holding off the demon
alone
covered in blood
and def terrified
but fighting like hell
when the demon shifts his attention to that group of injured slayers
it shoots toward them and you don't have time to think
throwing urself in front of them and closing ur eyes
bracing for impact
and instead of being shish-kebabed
all you feel is a gust of wind
but then u hear it
"fucking idiot"
yo what
lmfao not what u expected for sure
the demon that was terrorizing u is light work for him
but sanemi was actually impressed that you held out long enough for him to get there
he wont show it but he respects the way you were gonna give your life to protect the injured slayers
he'll cuss you out the whole way back to the butterfly mansion
but maybe he'll offer to train you
sheeshhh ik a way we could train hehe
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hello dearie, hope ur doing okay and taking care of urself :)
could i ask for hcs with sunday and a performer! s/o? whatever they do or perform is up to u but they probably are from the iris family since theyre in charge of entertainment stuff, etc. i like to think that when hes not very occupied, he makes sure to go to ALL ur performances and stuff, bringing you gifts of congratulations every time :3
feel free to ignore, have a blessed day !
Uno reverse. Now you have a blessed day<3
Imagine your little good luck ritual is sending him selfies of you with your make up all pretty and your outfit all set. Sunday probably has a photo album dedicated to your ootd pics ranging from elegant, to cute HE HAS EVERYTHING. Like- struggling to find a good picture for something and somehow he just has the most etheral picture of you ready whenever needed.
More dressing room hcs but like if Sunday had more free time he will visit you backstage while holding a big boquet and a nice warm drink of your choice. Can't have you messing up your vocals now can we? And when you're nervous, he's there to massage your tense shoulders as he whispers sweet affirmations to you.
Oh boy the big grin he has when you're finally on stage. He will book the best seat in the theater. One where he can fully enjoy your performance to the fullest with you noticing him but not too overwhelming to the point where you lose focus.
Always brings a handkerchief everytime you perform because even if it isn't sad in any way, he'll probably just cry from how amazing you are. How your movements and acting portray a character perfectly, how your voice held out a high note for quite the time, or how your moves were always on beat with the music that was paired with your dancing. He'll cry out of pure adoration.
UGHHHHHHHH SUPPORTIVE HUSBAND SUNDAY GRRRRRRR
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venusandsaturnsrings · 2 months
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calling at the walls of my enclosure.... I HATE school... I have so much homework but my thoughts r filled with wolf dog wrio vs puppytaru or maybe foxtaru. They fight for your attention behind ur back <3 -chubby darling anon that's going a bit insane, particularly from the fem nurse geto pannel in the jjk manga
HAIII MY FAV ANON HAIIIII!!! linking this from like two weeks ago here bc… wolfwrio foxtaru :3 butttt… wolfwrio and puptaru is a VERY good combo bc that’s like… double dog moment… imagine urself as megumi, wrio and taru are ur demon dogs, terrible trouble makers both of them… also ignore my fiddling with the time line, taru gets more free prison time for the plot… anyways i hope ur doing well i miss u sm my dearest :(( reminder my dms r OPEN!! i have more thoughts that i think you’d like <3
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wolf Wrio, as we’ve already established, is a territorial mess. when he decides something is his, it’s very difficult to get him to even let it leave his sight so when that thing is an entire other human being things only become more difficult. any meetings with him now have to come with the disclosure that you will be there regardless of what the other party has to say about that, he’s started furnishing his office with more things that you like (a big thing considering how protective he is over his spaces), and almost all of the inmates have been witness to wrio nibbling on you whenever he can. he’s a major biter, by the way, even an inch of skin has his teeth on display as he gently chomps onto you, tail swishing happily.
the little set up of you nearly never being without him was working flawlessly before a certain ginger man became the newest prisoner. suddenly, Wrios occasional bouts of irritability became more frequent and he was growling at even the quietest of sounds. you hadn’t seen him so… aggressive before so the behaviour was concerning, and given that you didn’t have such a sharp nose like him, it was impossible for you to figure out what exactly was getting on every last one of his nerves. brewing his tea yourself and making sure he got enough pats seemed to help to a degree but the moment you stopped his ears would be flat against his skull once more.
after a week of this nonsense, you peeling him off of you one afternoon to ask around and see if you could decipher what was going on. you figured there was a good chance it could be internal prison affairs or certain deadlines but upon finding all the other staff and inmates in perfect spirits with not the slightest bit of knowledge of the situation, you hung your head and prepared to scheme up a plan to visit Neuvillette and ask for his thoughts. that was until a pair of floppy orange ears came into your field view followed by a man who certainly looked like he should not have a disposition so cute; a well-built frame smattered with various scars. you briefly thought about how his appearance matched your dear Wriotheslys in a way but the man spoke up with a cheery voice, already knowing your name and introducing himself as ‘Tartaglia or Childe to most but you’re welcome to call me Ajax, cutie,’ and pulling you in for a hug rather than a handshake. it didn’t take a genius to figure out how odd of an interaction this was becoming or how dangerous the situation you’d gotten into was. alas, it would be more troublesome to ignore him and walk away so you entertained his slew of questions for awhile longer, desperately trying to avoid noticing the way he looked at you with something darker than mere curiosity.
when you finally managed to speed walk your way back to Wrios office, you were met with his nose at your throat and a prominent scowl on his face. gruffly and paired with numerous low growls, he demanded to know just why you thought it was okay to be around that harbinger for more than a second especially when he isn’t there. baffled and slightly afraid, the gears turned in your head and you realized that this is what had been bothering him; Ajax. slightly and patting his head lovingly, you assured him of your love and promised that you’d never even lay eyes on him again if that’s what he wanted, and Wrio was pleased with this. the rest of your day was spent wrapped in his arms at his desk, only escaping briefly to help Sigewenne reach a book off a shelf.
you didn’t need to know of the late night rounds the two men spent in the pankration ring, at each others throats between individual fascination with you.
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