#just expire... just go away

[demadogs]

children who bitch on adults for talking about a show/book/movie online and shipping characters or analyzing the story are gonna lose their shit when they turn 20 and dont magically lose interest in all fictional media

#there is no expiration date to fiction #i still read fanfic of a book i read when i was 16 like that interest doesnt just go away homie #we just have to find time to consume our fiction around our big girl jobs but other than that its the same shit #byler

[mewtwo24]

Something about Hua Cheng's expression here is killing me--I know this is supposed to be a delicate moment of reassurance but the pure hater energy radiating off of him is just immaculate

#tgcf #hua cheng #xie lian #hualian #words cannot express how much I love hua cheng being a hater #hua cheng in this pic is that energy when you keep spamming the A button when an npc you don't like won't stop talking #like his face when lang qianqiu keeps going on and on about his parents meeting an untimely unjust and grisly end #is so 'it was hundreds of years ago and it wasn't even gege's fault for fucks sake grow up' #'leave my goddamn wife alone he raised you with love and diligence' #'you had your bloody revenge what more do you want. figure it out far away from us.' #spoken like a true ghost king who slaps eming every single time it expresses a single inconvenient emotion he has #every day i have to resist the urge to gush about hc he's just hilarious and peak every single time i love him #no notes just banger after banger after banger #that's the face of a man who was orphaned as a child and clawed his way through life to survive and keep his loved one alive + well #a bastion of unmoving strength for 800 years #unmoved by the whining of a young man born with everything and mourning the loss of his innocence way past his expiration date #10/10 hua cheng you've done it again #hc said 'oh? a traumatic life event? we have several dozens of those git gud' #and honestly i mean that with no malice i just feel like lang qianqiu is old enough to start parsing the world in a more nuanced way ;;;;; #as much as xl thought lying to him was the best outcome hc was right--the truth d o e s matter--and not just to absolve xl #its also about giving lang qianqiu closure and moving on. about qi rong facing the consequences of his actions #so much of what is wrong with the heavenly court is the obsession with maintaining appearances over being sincere #and so much of what hc adores about xl is that xl was never really interested in those empty words and empty sentiments #he truly wanted people to prosper and live well no matter the cost to himself

[the-meme-monarch]

this just in, guy takes expired advil and is surprised when it doesn't work, more at 11

#words from the monarch #frequent headache haver taking expired headache medicine Why Isnt My Headache Going Away #and this is not a Recently Expired thing. it expired like 2016 iirc. it is just all i have rn and im desperate

[kaidabakugou]

the new girl at one of my favorite bakeries called me pretty this morning and it literally melted all my stress away 🥺

#kai.rambles #i was feeling sad bc my grandma is in the hospital and when i went to visit her they wouldn’t let me pass bc my license is expired #which okay ik that’s my fault but i took my passport with me just in case and the guy straight up told me that it wasn’t a valid form of id #and im like yeah tf it is ITS A PASSPORT and he said no #and while i was waiting for my mom to come down to the lobby an old lady came in and he turned her away for the same thing #and dudeee okay you turn me away fine fuck off but an old ladyyy??? at that age they don’t pay attention to that just let her pass #and then he argued with another woman bc she brought a flower arrangement and it had water so he couldn’t allow it HELLOOO??!? #so i had to leave and went to go get breakfast for my mom at least bc she stayed the night and i was supposed to stay the day #and when i came back to give her the food she told me that the nurse that was with my grandma asked what happened bc she wasn’t expecting #my mom to return and when my mom told her she immediately got so angry bc that same guy #didn’t allow her and a couple other nurses to bring in a cake for one of the residents #who’s birthday is today and they had a full on argument this morning #so it was all in all awful and now my mom has been there for more than 20 hours until later tonight when my aunt goes over :( #anyway this turned into a whole rant im sorry but im so mad bc i know for a FACT that a passport is a valid form of id #and he was just being a fkn dick #but the girl called me pretty and it took some stress off and she really liked my blush #and i liked hers so we had a little makeup 101 exchange and it was so nice at least 🥺 #and i have a couple cute asks to answer that have made my day as well so i’ll get to those in a few 🥰

[sweetstarart]

Am I the only one puzzled by this milk carton Barnaby has sitting by his house?

I have so many questions...

#why did he put the milk out here #how long has it been sitting out there #did he drink the milk #did he buy it from Howdy's and forget to put it away #does the milk symbolize something important #is he currently missing? or something #what is he planning to do with the milk #is he going to drink the milk #is he using the milk for something else #why did clown add the milk? #Barnaby has been said to like condensed milk but like this is just normal milk i think #is it normal milk or is it flavored #what's the flavor #welcome home #welcome home barnaby b beagle #welcome home barnaby #barnaby welcome home #is the milk hot #if it were hot or expired would he still drink it #do things expire in their world #does barnaby not have a fridge or something #has no one else in the neighborhood noticed the milk #is he doing some kind of experiment with the milk #what if one of the neighbors take the milk #what if eddie trips over the milk or spills the milk #Does Barnaby have it out there just so he can make a joke about it #what if there's not even milk in it #what if it's not a milk carton #where did the milk come from #did someone else buy the milk for him? was it wally? did he forget to actually give it to him??

[munch-mumbles]

ive been a little upset about it all night so i need to write out all the things that happened at work today and are bugging me so i can TRY to get it out of my head and actually RELAX bc i just keep pacing in circles around it instead of just accepting it and moving on

#for context i was working frying chicken today. ok so i arrive and literally all the chicken out expires within ten minutes of each other #meanwhile to remake everything takes about an hour 20 #tried my best to get everything out and replaced and make sure i have enough of everything and then take my break bc with chicken there are #few narrow windows to take your break in you have very little control over when it is #get back and while im getting ready for my next fry one of the assistant leaders comes back and passive aggressively asks 'everything ok?' #and when i say yeah shes starts saying how shes 'just checking' because apparently i didnt have enough chicken out for her liking and went #on about how we're in a chicken drive (I KNOW. I WORK CHICKEN SHE NEVER HAS.) #etc etc. i just say ok and she leaves #like 20 minutes later she comes fucking back to rag on me again about how i need to choose my break times better and i need to have more #chicken out there as back up (extremely difficult bc there is literally only so much room in the fryers. the batches i usually make already #nearly completely fill them up) blah blah and then when i try to explain how i WAS making pretty big batches people are just snatching them #up fast she keeps trying to walk out the door right away and keeps stopping and looking over her shoulder to just stare at me while i try t #finish my sentence #and she just. doesnt say anything in response when i do finish she just leaves #so clearly she didnt want a conversation she just wanted to rag on me #then later for cleanup the timing of everything just kept lining up inconveniently so i kept having to get in and out of raw cleaning gear #and slowing myself down and i end up having to stay almost 15 minutes late to finish cleaning #during cleaning i have to go grab a key to the back door to take out my trash and this one coworker i have was standing in the way of the #door. i say excuse me and she just stares at me and goes huh? #and i say i need a key and she barely moves out of the way without responding and she has a look like im bothering her #why are you acting like im being douchey. i just need a key. thats something she does a lot she acts like im inconveniencing her by asking #basic favors . ive stopped asking her to help me open the back door (sometimes needed if i also have raw garbage to take out and therefore #cant touch the key myself) for some reason she takes it upon herself to almost completely close the door after i walk out so when i come #back i have to awkwardly use my foot to reach around and pull the door open #ive asked her before not to do it and she just ignored me #GRAH GRAH. and then like i said in my last rb i realized while i was drivign home i forgot to wash a damn pan #im mostly worried about it because ive forgotten a couple times in the past too . in my defense its a pan i personally dont use but it just #gets left behind from first shift sometimes and then second shifters end up having to make sure its clean #im just irritateddd and im mad im worried about it all. its all little things piling up on each other #LOL I WROTE A LOT MORE BUT THE REST GOT CUT OUT IG I HIT A TAG LIMIT. tumblr voice ok dude quit your bitching !!

[lolexjpg]

#random f1 blog going through my ptsd gang tag i love u #i DID briefly assume u were an old man blog creeping but then i realized ur icon was just kimi. my bad sorry kimi #anyway this again 2day!!! gang do u think today i'll build up the courage to throw away my box of expired unusable nail polish from before #the horrors™ #its like throwing a way a dead friends old possessions to me typa feelin. :) #she speaks #ptsd gang

[alsoyooraiyah]

thinking abt how much my makeup collection has minimized and shrunk down through the years bc for some reason youtube decided to show me some old t*ti w*stbrook videos while on autoplay

#kinda of ashamed of how carried away i was abt it all a few years ago but it was so fun being able to play around and feel like #i can change my vibe so easily either for going out or just playing around in my room. my regret really was that i fell for buying lots of #cheap little things that i wasnt truly happy with vs just sticking to a few quality pieces #bc the thing is that it *all* eventually expires and thinking abt the material waste is so... ugh... esp lipsticks bc once we started needi #to wear masks i just found no point in going through the hassle of making lipstick work with masks + i dont like matte liquid lippies... #and like. i had no real sense of how quickly makeup is used up so i had so much that i could never realistically use before it went bad?? i #idk. now i have a very cozy 'collection' of one eyeshadow palette + two duochromes and like. 1 lipstick 1 liptint and then i dont even have #brow things or complexion stuff? and its very freeing in a sense that it feels even more like playing with paint bc its just the fun colors #im going to wilt away and die if whatever job i get in the future asks for only 'natural' makeup ugh #the most 'natural' i can go with is duochrome liner on a bare face...

[corbinite]

watched through steven universe future for the first time almost two weeks ago and I still feel kinda messed up about it

#mine #personal #su future spoilers in the tags below #I weirdly saw myself in a lot of what he was going through #don't fully know where that came from #the part where he runs away to jasper and Changed in particular kind of took me out of my body #I mean I can be kind of suggestible and prone to identity disturbance so there's very likely at least an element of that here #but still #there were just some notes there that hit in a weird and uncomfortable way #also the part where he was mad at his dad and all his dad could focus on was how that fit into his own projection of how things should go #and it just made him madder #I can understand why I reacted to that part at least #(my dad turned into the kind of person I can talk to about trauma AFTER the chance to actually process it right had already expired) #(and he tells me whenever it comes up that if I want to just yell at him I can do it I can just yell at him and he'll take it) #(and I already know that wouldn't help me) #(there's certain things that can't really be fixed and there's just nothing to do but move forward) #(especially cause so much of the source of the trauma is a distant memory by now) #(so even if the emotional scars are still there what would I even yell about when I barely remember the events any more) #anyway yeah I understand why steven got so pissed at greg about wanting him to rebel #also I think the arc where steven sought out jasper unearthed some of my self esteem issues re: my history of anger #there's a darkness inside of me sometimes I scare myself yada yada insert shadow hedgehog jpeg #but yeah when I say that arc took me out of my body I mean it KNOCKED me out and I'm still sort of re-sewing my soul back in place #discombobulated as all hell #did more talking in the tags than I expected here

[hungerpunch]

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#received medical news today that i did not want #i need to have (pretty time-sensitive) surgery which is my biggest fear #i'm going to see spirited away in a theater tonight and i hope i just expire right there #so i don't have to deal with anything or anyone ever again #yes i am crying no i do not want to talk about it #driveby post #the kvetching department #my lyfe

[useful-boy]

Today was a good day... Nice and slow, easy work flow, good selection of food to take home, plus I got to hold a little creature and pet a wiggly one. What more could you ask for

#still thinking about the cricket i caught and released earlier #they are so friendly... i love how they always crawl up your arms when youre trying to put them down. this one even jumped on my jacket #silly little guys #and the puppy... the doggy... they were such a sweetie i dont care if they walked on the counter. baby baby baby #im also really glad everyone at this store is so cool about us taking home food. my old one cracked down hard on us clerks #for taking home subs and the like because 'were not allowed'. okay but like suck my dick maybe? let me eat the food #that we would otherwise throw away for being 'expired' that we all know is perfectly good to eat. its just stupid how they would rather #waste all the food we write off than let us eat anything other than roller grills and grab and go items #here all the managers ask us if we want Anything thats being written off and theyre so based for that. foods way too expensive #to Not be eating for free you know? anyway im rambling #good night #zen texts #food mention

[howtobeamagicalgirl]

Just now thinking about my parents yelling at me and my siblings for eating all of the groceries they just bought when I was a teen and how it's actually made me waste more food as an adult bc I buy things and only use part before stowing the rest away bc I feel like if I eat everything within like a week it means I'm a greedy savage and I don't have any respect for the things I consume.

#anntics #like. in retrospect. of course a family of seven will consume a ''family size'' package of anything in a couple of days #if you have 5 kids and a 16 pack of toaster pastries and each kid eats one per day... I mean c'mon #of course you're going to find only one pastry left on the morning of the fourth day #IT'S FOOD.... #I feel crazy for not realizing this until now I'm still weird about eating food I buy #I feel less terrible throwing away expired inedible food than I do eating all of something I just bought #this is only for packaged ready-to-eat things and like. snacks. throwing away leftover cooked food makes me about equally upset #there's no real point to me posting this btw. just jotting this down in my journal to get it out of my head #and now I can go finish loading the dishwasher

[diableriepervert]

never have I been more grateful for having to go to the secretary of state god bless I did not want to go drinking with my sister and her boyfriend tonight

#also kind of sick (hella) that my id expires the day i turn 21 #thank you cruel irony for working in ny favor 🙏 bless you narrative fate #blows a kiss to the dmv: 🫶 for the convenient excuse #all this to say im not going to get my id renued for a while anyways #because i have so much medical dept and cant be bothered go put yet another fee on my head #although im such a sweet little birthday boy my dept should just go away 🫶🥺

[serendipetite]

trying to determine self sabotage vs. self preservation

#i haven't exactly been very social since moving here #and in the time since moving here i got my diagnosis #and i haven't really had to share that with anyone yet #but i'm going to this thing with my mom this week #and meeting some people about my age #and hopefully some friends #but all my friendships have always felt like they come with an expiration date #like when i'll be too much or they'll get too tired of me #or i'll say something awkward #and ruin things #and i'm really actually very very scared of that happening again #and idk how to navigate this #and part of me just wants to hide away at home #and not even try anymore #but the other part of me is like 'that's ridiculous you have to put yourself out there' #but i'm scared #i'm so very scared #and i don't even have therapy between now and then #i just......i don't want to be alone #but i also don't want the pain that comes with people tiring of me #and if i make friends #how much do i share with them #sometimes i want to scream about my autism from the rooftops #other times i'm scared of how i'll be treated #i don't know how to navigate through any of this :(

[rubberbandballqueen]

god i fuckin hate buying eye drops from walmart so fucking much. like ofc you can afford to lock these things up in glass-and-metal cabinets, because to do so otherwise would be too much profit loss, but naturally you can't afford to hire someone to be there always in case someone, like, idk. needs it unlocked.

#the worm speaks #i've been putting it off for like a month n the only reason my eyeballs haven't died is bc i'm using like #so when i was younger we used a different contact solution that didn't have hydrogen peroxide in it #which is like the normal contact solution to my knowledge anyway elaborate chemistry reasons later we use contact solution #with hydrogen peroxide in it and it doesn't burn our eyeballs away but we still need eye drops to go with it #n it's just like the regular generic stuff that induces tears n whatnot i'm pretty sure idk #but anyway i've just been getting away with using the old contact solution in place of the eye drops even tho i'm pretty sure this shit is #like. suuuuuuuuper duper expired

[cobraonthecob]

i hate when people make trans positivity posts, they have to put up big signs stating the obvious about how any form of transphobe is not welcome here, and yet the transphobes still pull up to start shit

the sign is there!!!! it’s an instant block you asshole!!!! no one asked for you to shit all over our parade, go the fuck away!!!!

(as always, any transphobe showing their ass is going to get blocked. you want to be on my blocklist? just interact and i’m blocking you)

#nightfalcon posts #fuck transphobes #fuck terfs #fuck radfems #fuck gender criticals #yeah every r*dfem is going on here even the ones who claim to be trans accepting #because it's just a short step away from being trans accepting to transphobic #and no one wants your second wave white feminism that expired decades ago #get onboard with the new wave or be left behind #now fuck off don't interact unless you want to be blocked