#just flabargasted

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Umm so thinking about something.....

Lucifer with a S/O that bites people as a sign of affection. The first time you do it, Lucifer is in his office working on some paperworks and you're just chilling there with him doing your own thing when suddenly something happens in your brain that makes you stand up, approach Lucifer and bite his cheek.

Lucifer is absolutely flabargasted, he forgets how to function for a second. He looks at you like ??? and you're just shrugging like everything's normal.

#had this thought when my friend randomly bit my cheek the other day😂 #obey me x reader #obey me headcanons #obey me x mc #obey me lucifer #obey me #obey me fluff #om lucifer x reader #hope thoughts💙

[greenteabtch]

i was trying to look up the ages, like the actual times but like. this just took me so aback? like i know it means how long its been out, but 

#i don't? i dont #why am i so #just flabargasted #dragon age #bry speaks #i was like wow dragon age about to hit puberty!

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Obey Me! Side characters reacting to you slapping their ass

Obey Me! Side Character x GN!reader

Genre: 2 am crack

Warnings: a bit suggestive, my bad grammar

The brother's part

M.list

Diavolo

Literally does the :D face

Slaps your ass too

Good luck, he's going to do this all the time now

You're just chilling? Comes up and slaps your ass

You're in RAD? slaps your ass

You're in a very very formal setting? You guessed it! He slaps. That. Ass.

Gets a scolding from Lucifer but does it again anyway

He did not try it on Lucifer. Nope

Barbatos

He saw it coming

Still entertains you

Chuckles when you smile cause you think you've finally caught Barb in surprise

Isn't really phased by it but does have a light blush coating his cheeks

Is just amused by your antics

Please do not do it infront of Diavolo, he'll never live it down

Simeon

THE POWER OF CHRIST COMPELS YOU

BEGONE THOT

*sprays holy water*

Nah but for real he is shocked, flabargasted, flustered-

Chuckles amusingly after coming down from his initial shock

Doesn't really get why you did it but he ain't complaining

Please do it again

Solomon

Ooooh MC you're in for it now

He probably knew you were gonna do that

He just knows.

Smirks at you and will definitely get back at you later

But if he's in a teasing mood

Good luck

He'll use magic on you if you try to run away

Why does that sound threatning?

Its not I swear

So yeah get ready for a lot and I mean A LOT of teasing from this wizard grandpa

Luke

Hahaha no.

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