#just found this one on my phone

[jennycalendar]

jenny calendar + reductress <33

#my stuff #btvs #jenny calendar #calendiles #i found all of these bookmarked on my phone today and was like. CELIA. WE GOTTA JUST DO THIS. YOU HAVE SO MANY GOOD ONES

[mlobsters]

gillian anderson us weekly 2001 (x)

#gillian anderson #I've had these pictures for ages on my phone(s) and i just stare at them periodically but I'd like to paint one someday #wip #i struggled to find information on the shoot they came from and the gallery linked was the most detail i found #another post i found said they were related to promo for the house of mirth #love #wipideas

[tswwwit]

i’m sooo curious on bill meeting dipper’s parents. i think i remember you mentioning at one point they kinda sucked and treated dip especially bad. i’m sure that’s caused a lot of his long term mental health/self esteem issues and i can’t help but think his husband wouldn’t be too thrilled about that. also they don’t even know he’s married so that’s a whole other thing lol

In the Familiar AU, Dipper's parents shipped him and Mabel off to Grunkle Stan back when they were twelve, actually!

This was initially excused as the twins 'needing to get used to having magic'. Which makes sense! Magical puberty is a heck of a thing, and getting some training's useful to cut down on random magic surges.

But by the end of the summer, they hadn't made any plans for picking the kids up. This when Stan twigged to the real situation.

And by the end of that year, Dipper knew his 'paranoid' assumption was absolutely correct.

So the twins grew up in Gravity Falls, with only very occasional visits back 'home'. Contact's been sporadic, and Mabel's been the one who's clung more to their parent's attention. Dipper hasn't spoken to them unless forced to in years.

So yeah! Bill's not exactly thrilled with the parents - but lucky for them, they haven't met him yet! And they definitely don't know about the marriage. Much less anything else.

#answers #In summary: The twins' parents found out their kids were magical and decided they Just Couldn't Deal with that #They're not magical themselves and giving your kids some Magic Training is a good idea #But at some point you need to actually *take them back* #Which they just. Didn't #Dipper abso-friggin-lutely has a whole mess of issues from that #Abandonment's a big one. Being worth something and good at something? Yep that's an issue right there #Not the least of which is that Mabel as a more Talented and Powerful magic user got more attention when they were still there #Then continued to get more attention via phone call when they weren't #Mabel's got some REALLY rose-colored glasses on about the situation #Dipper sees it for the 'well my kids are freaks but at least one of them is a Cool Freak' it is #That's a fact he's been stewing on for *ages*. A fact bomb that he could theoretically drop on his sister but never did #Needless to say he got the brunt of the Issues™ but Mabel's got her own in turn #I'm also betting there's more than a dash of homophobia in their parents considering their reaction just to Magic #So the parents aren't going to be very thrilled about either of their partners #In my head I picture the parents wanting a Totally Picturesque Family #And creating the visual of one is easier if you only have Pictures of the kids instead of them being there and being themselves #In summary: Yeah The Parents Suck #I started a fic for this once and I still intend to write one but that's a later type of project #I gotta have the right start for it to flow well

[anistarrae]

Hey I found the new find Kirby book has a ton of fan service. Find your favorite character.

(Scanned by desulitorynovice)

he looks so happy and joyous oh my god

#FOUND HIM IMMEDIETLY <- pretend sob emoji is here im not on my phone..... #i have a lot of other favorites but no need to circle them. pitch coo kawasaki. the main 4 ofc #im rlly glad these exist because some characters never get any official work and when they do its every decade or so #these just make me smile :) so much joy to be had in each one. very big thank you to the person who scanned them life would not be the #same without you... #ALSO SO MUCH INTERACTIONS BETWEEN CHARACTERS YOUD NEVER THINK YOUD SEE #gamezz.txt

[holmesxwatson]

from The Television Sherlock Holmes by Peter Haining. Poster art by Paul Davis (x)

#guys i just got a copy of this book and it’s BEAUTIFUL #i literally just took a picture of this page with my phone #and then i found a post with the actual poster #idc enjoy this one anyway #granada holmes #sherlock holmes #jeremy brett #david burke #granada holmes pics

[carnivalcarriondiscarded]

hey.... uh.... so i dont know if this is common knowledge and i just Havent seen it yet, but on the site's merch page, w/ the toy phone, Wally's dial is functional

#it just doesnt have the play button #im on my phone so im keeping this short but yes This #only found it as im showing my friend around the site and misclicked eddies #anyway hi wally <3 #it was a uhhhhh well his new va redid that one Test Audio i think it was that clown did? #the prank calls? yeah its that #homebogging

[oifaaa]

The fact that we allow phone companies to get away with just straight up not including an essential bit of hardware needed to make the phone work and now has to be brought separately is completely atrocious

#If you can't tell #I'm pissed #Brought a new phone today #Bc my old one was dying within 2 hours of use #My first new phone since 2019 #And found out its not just apple any more that said fuck you you don't get a charging plug #But now samsung are doing it too?? #Bitch I hate it here #That combined with the lack of earphone port #I hate tech companies #My last phone was a hauwei #I wanted to get a new one of those #Only to find out they're now not allowed to be sold in the UK #Why???? #Bc they actually gave you a plug #I I hate it #At least my phone was relatively cheap #Can't imagine buying one of those 700+ phones #And not even getting a charger #I think I'd cry #Anyway #Vent #Kill me

[ineedtopost]

Marco and Paolo

#paolo maldini #maldini #marco van basten #i made an album on my phone #for Marco and Paolo #so im just posting some of the gifs #maybe ill do more #Ok so I found most of the gifs #I will upload the third one when I find it #But im pretty sure its a milan v fiorentina game

[todayisafridaynight]

what makes minedai even sadder is that we never rlly see daigo try to build a bond with anyone else like he did with mine it rlly shows how badly it effected him like yeah he reached out to shinada in y5 but that’s rlly it and he probably would wanna leave him alone after that and not involve him in any yakuza stuff so i don’t think they would’ve hung out or anything like that afterwards. All he rlly had were saejima and majima but they were more like babysitters than anything, wish we saw more of their dynamic tho like we did with majima and daigo in dead souls since that was fun and we were lowkey robbed but in canon he’s just as lonely as he was before majimas promise to kiryu. And mine is the only person he really had a meaningful relationship with romantic or not they were still really close and we don’t see that again with daigo ever (from what i recall after y3) ok sorry for rambling LMFAO

even with shinada, he reached out to him more so out of 'duty' and trying to make up for the misfortune that befell him because of yakuza than wanting to rekindle any kind of friendship they might have had in high school (though it sounds more like they were just acquaintances if shinada needing a second to remember who daigo was is anything), so yah i doubt they really had any kind of bond afterwards

dead souls really was the only time after Y3 where we got to see daigo be more sociable with someone, but its as you say majima and saejima are more like retainers than close friends

#snap chats #you can tell i was into fire emblem when the first term that comes to my mind to call majima and saejima was 'retainers' omfg #but yeah ..... depressing .... #does make me wonder who daigo was on the phone with during the rggo story though. like clearly daigo has friends #apparently. we just never see or hear of them. tho ig it is implied those were his friends from the y2 era. as mine said flarkjla #REGARDLESS yeah after y3 daigo just feels depressing to watch #i think its just because he really has to do everything on his own now #but not even have a friend to just chill with at the end of the day- like the technical work is whatever. for the most part #THATS stressful obvi so to not have anyone to really be personable with thats probably the dire part. imo. #cause yk the world could suck but as long as you have that One Person to just relax with then its ok but with mine gone. 🧍‍♂️ #probably doesnt help that like. during the 'flashback' segment of y3 where we get to see daigo sitting with kiryu and nakahara #we see him all cheery and bein a lil jokester and just. A Happy Dude #granted this is barely a year or two into being chairman so The Horrors Havent Set In relatively but still ... i miss his smile .. #every time i think of daigo post-mine i think of those like. tragedies or accounts of people where its like #'after X's friend/lover died they never found another again' like thats the vibe i always get #he really packed it up and never got close with anyone else again and it makes me want to throw up #y4 widow arc still good tho it makes me chortle

[becca-e-barnes]

I got a massage bar at the start of the week and honestly, I didn't expect it to fill my head with thoughts of using it on a really submissive dad's best friend Bucky 🙈

Because I imagine he doesn't really relax very often. His life gets busy, things are overwhelming sometimes and he rarely takes the chance to let himself decompress. There would be some small self-care wins though and the day he does his first face mask with you probably stands out in his head as one of his favourite days ever.

But I love to imagine him fresh out of the shower with his hair still slightly damp while his body is dry. He's laid on his front on the bed, wearing just his underwear, scrolling on his phone and you know it's been a long week for him.

He seems content now though, not that you can really see his face. The gentle arch of his back is so inviting, your brain reminding you of how it feels to trail kisses down his spine while he lies like this.

He's been so tense all week, you hardly know where to start. Breaking off a little piece of the massage bar and letting the fragment soften in your hands gives you some time to decide a course of action. Do you begin with those broad, tense shoulders and work from there down or do you want to start on the small of his back and work your way towards his neck?

As the solid butters melt with your body heat, filling the room with the scent of patchouli and vanilla, you decide to work from his shoulders down. You know you've made the right decision when you hear his content sigh at the gentle kisses you litter across the bare skin of the back of his neck.

"What are you doing?" The hint of a smile on his face carries in his voice while you settle on top of him.

"Nothing. Relax." The shea and cocoa butters in the bar have melted into a much slicker consistency, allowing your hands to glide over the broad expanse of his strong shoulders with very little resistance. You touch him gently to begin with, spreading the oils over the top half of his back before pressing heavier to work them into his skin.

His shoulders are as tense as you expected them to be but it doesn't take much to relax them. Your fingertips sink in to the soft flesh where his neck curves into his shoulders, rubbing in small, concentrated circles.

"That's nice." He hums, sounding truly relaxed. There's no rush with this. It can take as long as he likes. You've got all night to appreciate the man in front of you and you could happily spend every second just touching him.

It's fun to play around with the pressure of your touch. With one palm planted on each side of his spine, your firm, languid strokes up the length of his back drag soft gasps from his parted lips. Your fingertips moving in gentle circles however, draw a contented hum from his throat. The kind of hum that makes you want to cradle his head to your chest. He thrives off affection like no one else and it only makes you want to give him every ounce you can muster.

The most delightful sounds he makes come when your fingernails dig in while you trail the length of his back. He's always enjoyed the soothing feeling of a gentle back scratch but with each scratch, you notice how he subtly grinds against the mattress with a quiet moan.

He's forgotten all about his bad week at work, that much is clear.

"Baby, please." It's barely more than a whisper but you couldn't have missed it. He's done with the back rub and that's more than fine. You take take the spot on the bed beside him while he turns to lie on his back, noticeably hard beneath the underwear that you quickly discard.

Precum leaks from his tip and he appreciates that your hands are still slick more than you could ever know. One firm pump of your hand, rolling your palm over the tip is enough to make him gasp. He's neglected his own need for far too long.

"F-fuck." He groans, beginning to thrust in time with your hand movements, fucking himself into your fist. It's erratic and needy and the light blush to his cheeks gives away that he's embarrassed about his lack of self-restraint. Not embarrassed enough to stop though.

"God, you're pathetic." You tease, lost in the way the degradation makes him tense up. He gets off on this and so do you. "I bet you couldn't last if you were inside me right now."

His breath catches in his throat because he knows you're right. Hell, he's struggling to last right now. There's no expectation for him to last forever this time around though. You know he'll be able to offer you a whole lot more once he gets this out of his system.

"N-no. I couldn't. I couldn't last." He's so beautiful and he doesn't even know it. You notice that he's even more beautiful with streams of his cum rolling down over your fingers, desperate sobs tumbling from his lips and his over pleasured groans hanging in the humid bedroom air.

Afterwards, the man seems boneless. He's content, melting into the bed and once you've had a chance to clean up, he pulls you in for the softest kisses.

#becca's thots #becca writes spice #dbf!bucky #sub!bucky #dbf!bucky smut #dbf!sub!bucky #I got 5 books yesterday and now I'm struggling to pick one to start with #I started 'the diary of an oxygen thief' last night and the hatred I have for the speaker already is incredible #I think I might start 'The Rachel Papers' tonight #and as soon as I sit down to read #I pick up my phone #and before I know it I'm looking at houses on property pal #I'd found one I liked but it sold this morning 🥲 #part of me wants to be an adult and get a mortgage and a house and do adult things #and part of me doesn't want to be tied down yet #so I'll just keep looking online #and dreaming of the house plants I could get for Belle to knock over #I'm way too excited to use that massage bar though 👀

[elibean]

I’m starting a blushy Lu Guang collection, feel free to join me

#text post #link click #someone on twitter asked for good lg pics and. yeah #i cannot TELL you how long it took me to screencap that first one #on my pc it woulda been no problem #but on my phone!! #its just the op to the chibi shorts #which are not on youtube #i watched them legally on crunchy #but to watch crunchy on your phone you need the app #fuck that #found them on bilibili #to full screen on bilibili you need the app #fuck that. again #ANYWAY

[rtgame-fun-facts]

Fun fact: Rtgame is very kissable

wuh

#scream into the void #rtumblr #rt game #rtgame #rtgame crowd #rtgame daniel #rtgamecrowd #rtgame fun facts #…Technically (also! long tags ahead! beware!) #also i found the vine boom file on a website called orange free sounds #it’s one of the first results when you google “vine boom audio file” #the website said it’s free for private use & technically this isn’t private use so like. i hope i do not go to jail #it’s for the bit /silly #also i just have it downloaded on my phone now. phenomenal #btw this is all /silly/lh/nm ! #mod just happens to be violently aroace & romance confused lmao #also also this reminded me of the time i showed two of my friends a drawing by @badlydrawnrtblr of dansune miku w/ no context & my one- #-friend said “he looks peggable” & i was flabbergasted #i then told em the context obv but 💀 #oh dear i’ve started rambling in the tags as i tend to #long tags

[zvaigzdelasas]

https://asiafreedominstitute.org/

Cool that anti china groups are making a sorta federation w prominent USAID actors & a former RoC presidential aide (among other prominent DC NGOs) on the board. It's like a nice little list of spook-connected anti china NGOs all in one place

#found it looking up the one source voas using for a new 'inner mongolian language ia being erased' story #now i found something abt the org behind the claim. are you holding on to your seats #that orgs been receiving NED grants since 2006 #like im just on my phone in a parking lot rn #im sure anyone with like actual journalistic experience could find 10x more in seconds

[j-esbian]

i don’t have a single device for which the charger works perfectly and not to sound like a boomer but i feel like that is. pretty indicative of Where We’re At Technologically

#mine #phone needs a Specific Angle and it’s not a cord problem bc it does this with literally 4 different cords #ereader is on such a lag that it takes 6 minutes to realize it’s actually been plugged in #laptop is just. fucked up #it’s become a hassle to use literally anything #and yet. this is what we’re supposed to prefer #the thing that drives me crazy is that we’re all supposed to use these different devices for everything #and no one cares about the quality #my laptop charger died last week. it feels impossible to find a replacement #i found a refurbished one and it doesn’t actually work #guess im going to have to spend $50 to buy the Officially Licensed Replacement Cord #and with my ereader. i literally don’t know what the problem is #i barely use it #i think it’s just Because i barely use it so it wastes the battery on the screensaver bc it’s like. impossible to completely turn it off #so when i don’t touch it for 4 months it’s actually super duper dead when i plug it in #which is. i’m gonna be honest. equally annoying #my switch is the only thing that actually works and even that’s on its second cord in three years #it’s just. planned obsolescence is EVERYWHERE #all of these devices still feel brand new to me. and yet

[politelymenacing]

#just clearing out crap on my phone and found these screenshots i took from some IMDb interview that made me laugh #i think this was the one with nick mohammed where his internet kept cutting out #anyway i am posting it so i can delete it from my phone #brendan hunt #hannah waddingham #coach beard #ted lasso #ted lasso cast

[kenjo-arts]

There are many benifits to being turned into a child and forcibly adopted, like cooked food

#I just found this. I thought i didn't have it on my phone it's like one of my funniest drawings of this au #Au: forced family #Dreblr #Dreamwastaken #Awesamdude #Dsmp au