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wttcsms · 4 months
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WAIT DON'T CLOSE IT YET!!!!! the 'love story told in untraditional format' prompt and DABI??? mm.
would like to meet, touya todoroki ;
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pairing touya 'dabi' todoroki x f!reader word count 1.9k synopsis the dregs of society run rampant on hinge, and everyone knows you're not going to meet The One on there. but you know the saying... love does come when you least expect it. alternatively: catching feelings through the hinge dms. content contains one reference to jumping off a building, some sexual jokes author's notes OK not necessarily a love story, but there are feelings in involved, i swear. this is supposed to be fun & silly!!!!
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You nearly throw your phone across the room. Download Hinge, your friends encouraged you. It’ll be fun! 
You frown at Shigaraki’s ever-so-eloquent opening line of I’d blow yo back out. Yeah, you can see why this app was designed to be deleted. The fucking dregs of society are crawling all over this thing. Just one nice, well-adjusted individual. That’s all you’re asking for! 
Apparently, any decent guy is either taken or not on Hinge. You debate throwing in the towel and just meeting someone organically, like, out in public, exactly as the good lord intended, but right before you do, your phone vibrates.
New Notification!
Hinge | Dabi liked your image!
Hinge | Dabi sent you a chat!
It’s a Friday night, and you know for a fact that there is not a single sane man on this app, especially at this hour. Considering the fact that you’re sitting in bed right now, about to rewatch Pride & Prejudice for the sixth time this week, what else do you have to lose? Dignity? You open the app.
Apr 22 10: 24 PM
Dabi: You’re hot, what’s wrong with you
You: ?? 
Dabi: You’re too hot to be single and on here. What’s your deal 
You: you’re on here too? 🤨
Dabi: Would you say I’m too hot to the point where it’s suspicious I’m on here
You: i’m not here to give you an ego boost
Dabi: Then what’s the point of being on here
You: so you just get on here for free compliments?
Dabi: Maybe I have premium. Maybe I pay for these compliments 
You: yeah, you look like the type to pay for hinge premium ngl 
Dabi: Bye I’m going to talk to girls that are easier to manipulate 
You: please do 🙏 
Apr 23 1:21 PM
Dabi: Did you miss me
Apr 23 3:15 PM
You: so much
Apr 23 4:47 PM
Dabi: How much
Apr 23 6:01 PM
You: i was going to jump off a bridge if u didn’t text me 
Apr 23 8:01 PM
Dabi: Damn that’s crazy
Dabi: How I don’t care 
Apr 23 10:15 PM
You: don’t you have anyone else to bother
Dabi: I want to bother you though 
You: you probably scared off every girl you’ve ever come in contact with 
Dabi: True
Dabi: Except for you because you’re stupid
You: you pay for hinge premium, there’s an idiot in this conversation but it’s def not me
Dabi: I was joking 
Dabi: I don’t have money like that
You: i can tell
You: you probably take girls out for coffee as a first date, and then make them venmo u their half of the bill
Dabi: Nah
Dabi: I make her pay the full amount
You: i’m not surprised
Dabi: That was a joke too
Dabi: I never take girls out 
You: thank God
You: you’d probably be every girl’s worst date story
Dabi: Want to test that theory out 
You: no thanks, i don’t feel like being content material for some crime podcast 
Dabi: Smart girl
Apr 24 12:13 PM
Dabi: Wyd
You: at the police station, filing a restraining order on you 
Dabi: Damn 
Dabi: You want to be the one to put me in cuffs
You: the officer here actually has pink cuffs, i know some guys find that emasculating but you seem like you wouldn’t mind
Dabi: I love pink actually 
Dabi: I’m so down
You: i think you’re my dream guy
You: more like my sleep paralysis demon, but same difference 
Dabi: Aw you think of me when you sleep
Dabi: You’re that obsessed already
You: stfu 
Dabi: Don’t feel bad 
Dabi: I’m a munch fr
Dabi: I need u
You: what you need is to be put on some medication 
Dabi: Yeah you’re my medication
You: you need to be psychologically evaluated 
You: r u a social experiment 
Dabi: Stop flirting with me 
You: you’re so childish
Dabi: Am I bothering you
Dabi: Do I elicit strong emotions 
You: you don’t look like someone who knows the word elicit 
Dabi: I’m in grad school
You: wow
You: this is the first time you’ve left me genuinely speechless 
Apr 24 3:55 PM
Dabi: Yo when’s ur bday 
Dabi: Do you have any siblings 
You: are u gonna ask for my mother’s maiden name too 
Dabi: Yeah actually 
Dabi: Give me your ssn while you’re at it
You: ur a creep, ur lucky ur cute
Dabi: Wow, you can’t have deep convos with anyone any more without being accused of trying to get answers to their security questions
You: tell me something abt you first
Dabi: My dad sucks
You: yeah you look like you would have daddy issues
Dabi: Lmao
Dabi: I’m being fr though
You: yeah, a lot of dads do suck. what abt the rest of ur family?
Dabi: I haven’t seen them in years
You: oh
You: do they suck too?
Dabi: Nah
Dabi: I moved out as soon as I could 
You: your dad was that bad?
Dabi: The worst
You: are you trying to get pity pussy rn???? don’t tug on my heartstrings if it’s all just a lie
Dabi: Damn wtf
Dabi: But also depends. Do u wanna give me some pity pussy rn
You: bye i thought we were actually having a serious moment 
Dabi: I wasn’t lying. Swear
Dabi: Now tell me something too
You: im an attention seeker. that’s why im on here
Apr 25 1:56 PM
Dabi: Did u miss me not giving u attention
Apr 25 3:56 PM
You: sorry, i was having really crazy sex waiting for u to come back
Dabi: Fire
Dabi: You deserve it
Dabi: Me next?
You: only if you promise to tell me u love me before the post nut clarity hits
Dabi: I love manipulating women during sex
Dabi: Anything for u 
You: you say that but someone else is in my dms telling me that i can be his housewife and raise our kids and never work a day in my life again so pls top that offer 
Dabi: DAMN
Dabi: I bet he’s boring 
You: he’s not boring, we’re actually getting married and gonna have a big family
Dabi: Well clearly the fact that ur talking about him to me shows that u aren’t interested in him 
You: i’m telling u abt him so u have something to aspire to
Dabi: Damn you should date him then 
You: that’s the first intelligent thing you’ve said 
Apr 26 7:00 AM
Dabi: I hate you
Dabi: Wyd today
You: pls mind ur own business 
Dabi: Smd
Dabi: Tell me or I block you
Apr 26 8:19 AM
Dabi: U suck
You: and swallow
Dabi: No you don’t
Dabi: You probably spit it out
Apr 27 9:34 AM
You: true but in my defense, you look like you would produce something that tastes like toxic waste
Dabi: Were u deadass ignoring me 
You: don’t be so needy, dabi. it’s not a good look
Dabi: Sorry that was a moment weakness 
Dabi: So what now
Dabi: Is this when u give me ur insta
You: i don’t have any social media
Dabi: Nah you’re a catfish
You: maybe
Apr 27 1:34 PM
Dabi: Wyd
You: you’re a true wyd warrior, do u realize that
You: i’m currently getting my back blown out by a dude who posted his headshot as one of his hinge pics. i am not even faking my moans.
Dabi: Stfu 😂
Dabi: Do u even know what sex is
Dabi: Name one position 
You: easy, missionary 
Dabi: Well you’re on your phone so obviously the sex you’re having isn’t that good 
You: im just a good multitasker 
Dabi: tell me if ur shit is grippy
You: hold on, let me ask him
Dabi: Whats his name
Dabi: Whats he saying
You: don’t worry abt his name
You: he told me im gripping him so tight, it’s like i’m trying to take his blood pressure rn
Dabi: LMAO 
Dabi: That means ur not attracted to him
You: wow, a guy who knows that tight doesn’t equal aroused, i’m genuinely impressed w you 
You: and for the record, i would never actually fuck a guy who posts a professional headshot as one of his pics on hinge 
Dabi: Oh now you tell me
Dabi: Guess I have to cancel the appointment I just made to get a headshot done 
Apr 28 6:20 AM
Dabi: Im leaving Okinawa to go back to work. I’m sad, cheer me up
You: just commit a crime so they won’t let you leave
You: also i think maybe u need a psych eval or smth bc why are u still talking to me 🤨
Dabi: Nah tbh you’re the most interesting person on here
Dabi: I’m gonna go to tokyo and commit a crime on u 
You: yea, u not being in my guts rn should be a crime
Dabi: Chill my dick isn’t big enough for that 😂 
You: i want you to seek professional help
Dabi: I want u to seek these nuts in ur mouth
You: when should i ghost you
Dabi: Whenever u want bae you can ghost me anytime 
Apr 28 7:26 AM
Dabi: REPLY
You: u literally told me i could ghost u anytime WHAT IS UR DEAL
Dabi: Damn ok well when you do at least say goodbye
You: when i do, i’m reporting ur hinge account in the hopes that u get banned and have to resort to meeting women irl
You: i’m actually reporting ur account rn
Dabi: Good idea
Dabi: I’ll report u too 
Dabi: Before you get banned from hinge, can I have your number
You: no
You: i don’t give my number out to random ass strangers online
You: and ‘dabi’ is a weird name to have saved in my contacts
Dabi: Touya
Dabi: That’s my real name
You: oh
You: who the hell uses a fake name on a dating app??? 😭
Dabi: Stranger danger is real
Dabi: If I take you out on a date will you give me your number
You: a REAL date???
Dabi: Yeah I’m actually a gentleman in case you couldn’t tell
You: i don’t know how i could’ve missed that fact.
Dabi: I’m being fr though
Dabi: Dinner reservations and everything
You: are you paying the entire bill 🤨
Dabi: Why wouldn’t I
You: hmmm
You: every sex joke i made was definitely just a joke though, pls don’t get any crazy ideas
Dabi: Obviously you were joking, I’m not an idiot
You: you’re not gonna try to hit on the first date?
Dabi: If it’ll make you more comfortable, I’ll tape a 10 ft pole to my chest so I can’t get anywhere near you
You: cute
Dabi: Dinner tomorrow?
You: yes, dinner tomorrow 
Dabi: And if I do well, I get your number?
You: hmmm
You: i guess
Dabi: Fuck yeah
Dabi: I’m tired of texting you through hinge 
You: you only get it IF you do well
Dabi: I’m gonna rock your shit 
Dabi: Romantically 
You: sure you will
Apr 30 12:01 AM
Are you sure you want to delete the Hinge app?
Yes | No
You selected Yes! Reason for deletion?
[ ] No new matches
[ ] App is difficult to work with
[ ] Found another app to use
[ X ] I met someone
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vultureboi · 7 months
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GUYS GALS AND NONBINARY PALS!! I saw a thing that Horikoshi said at a panel of some sort about revealing Izuku’s dad as a spoiler! .0.
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And here’s the thing, he said something along the lines of “revealing who his dad is” rather than “introducing his dad” SO DOES THAT MEAN WE ALREADY MET HIS DAD AND WE JUST DONT KNOW????
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That led me to think: okay. Well who could be his real dad? My first thought was AFO, but then I thought of All Might.
Here me out on All Might:
Todoroki had put together a whole fucking conspiracy theory of All Might being Izuku’s dad. It would be hilarious if it turned out he was right and at the end he just is like- giving himself a pat on the back like- “I knew it!”
But no, in reality, I’m almost 100% sure it’s AFO. Here are my reasons.
1: AFO when we meet him looks like a wrinkled thumb. He looked like that after All Might beat his ass. All Might also came out looking like shit. But at least he still had a face and hair!
So if you think of it, Izuku doesn’t know what AFO looked like before! But now, I’m the manga, he’s looking younger because of a quirk!!
So my thought is, when he gets to Izuku, will he be so young at that point that Izuku recognizes him as his dad? 0-0
2. We never saw Izuku’s dads face or hair color. AFO and OFA have white hair. And Izuku has green hair because of his mom. But that doesn’t mean his dad doesn’t have white hair! And it’s important to remember if it were really nothing, they wouldn’t have hidden his face!! It was always meant to be a reveal at some point!
3. OFA is quirkless. Or at least, thought he was. It turned out he did have a quirk it just was a stockpiling quirk or whatever.
But what if Izuku is the same? That’s why he was able to get ALL of the OFA’s previous powers! Because he’s blood related to the first user! And if he wasn’t quirkless this whole time like he thought? What if he had a similar quirk to the first user??? They just couldn’t detect it!!
4. The toe joint. Oh my god. It was mentioned ONCE in the series TO Izuku. And never to anyone else! It was never spoken of after that!! And we know the doctor who diagnosed him quirkless worked with AFO. So what if the doctor recognized that he had a similar quirk to OFA and just lied? He told him he was quirkless and made up some science fact that was complete bs? We haven’t seen X-rays of anyone’s feet besides Izuku. How do we know that all their feet aren’t the same?? And Izuku and his mom were lied to?
And if the toe thing IS true? What if they showed some other kids toe?
Another thing that could connect it is if Izuku DID have a quirk and it was stolen by Garaki. Garaki I’m canon had been producing and studying quirks especially with children if I remember correctly. What if he stole Izuku’s quirk? And going back to the X-Ray, they used a quirkless persons previous X-Ray to lie!!
5. In the manga, at one point, AFO and Garaki were talking about Super Regeneration. A quirk that All for One said he should have gotten sooner. When he said this, at first I didn’t think anything of it. But then, they went on to talk about an unnamed “boy” which seems to imply Izuku!
Kids get their quirk when they’re a few years old. And you don’t know what it is until it manifests. AFO saying he should have gotten the quirk sooner may imply that he knew the person would get the quirk but he just missed his chance or he waited too long to get it. If it was Izuku, doesn’t that mean he knew him before the quirk manifested? Like when he was a baby?
If Izuku had Super Regeneration originally, it could make sense why he gets hurt so easily. His body was meant to be able to heal itself. But now his quirk is gone, he doesn’t have the ability to withstand as much as he should have been able to.
All Might said that the quirk would hurt him, but he didn’t expect it to be difficult for him to use. But I feel like that’s because it’s not his quirk and so it feels wrong for his body to use it.
6. Hisashi Midoriya means “long gone” basically. It means a few different things but one of them is long gone. This could mean he left a long time ago, which would match a lot of the story. But it also could mean that the person that was Hisashi Midoriya is long gone and is now someone else.
I believe it also has something to do with “important lineage” or something? I saw somewhere that they were saying how AFO could be his dad because AFO and OFA are kinda important. Their descendants would be important too.
7. Hisashi Midoriya has fire breathing. That’s all we’re really given. But tell me. What if he had more than just fire breathing? If he wanted to hide from All Might, prepare a secret weapon of some kind, he might wanna try to blend in, right? So he reduced himself to one quirk, gave himself a new name, and had a family as coverage. That would make sense, right? Spy X Family has that.
So what if Inko didn’t know that he was AFO? She didn’t know he was a villain? Or maybe she did know and has kept it a secret?
And then when his plan was ready, he says he has to go overseas for business? He leaves the family and they’re none the wiser!
A lot of things that I have noticed throughout the series is that AFO’s identity isn’t really well known. We know the first users name but not AFO. We just know him as All for One. But he must have a real name!
Y’all ever since I heard about that panel, my mind has been going into overdrive! I’ve been thinking up so many theories! I’ve turned into a Todoroki!! Help!!
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I’d love to hear what you guys think! Any hints, anything I got wrong, any ideas? I wanna have a discussion on this!!!
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insideliascrazyhead · 9 months
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High and Low the worst cross x random thoughts at rewatch 194242 or something similar
-Gandhi and Reiji are knock-off Haitani´s that we all need
-Mashii looks like a villain and I love that  
-lying squirrel Binzo.That´s dedication to violence.
-I love Fujio´s facial expression when he knoced out Binzo and he went all Suzuran Zombie and woke up in two seconds
-Magoroku looking insulted lika a sad mruder kitten when Fujio tells him Doroki is better
-Fujio just dipping into Housen because he´s in the neighbourhood,like he owns that place is great like you´ve all been suprise adopted in Hanaoka Fujio´s found family!
-headcanon:Housen makes those educational presentations of each school they fight and I wanna know what they said about the guys from Oya
-I love how much more confident Jamuo is meanwhile,
-especially the great delinquent trivia is legendary
-Mommas boy Shidaken
-Sabakan´s training is probably because of their attack by Kidra so he will be able to defend himself but they let him train with Jinkawa who´s just like a meat mountain poor Sabakan planned his funeral right there
-Shibaman and Tsuji know exactly where Todoroki is but before ratting him out they would die knowing they would jump him like cowards
-i love how Yasushi and Kiyoshi go from screaming at each other to talk softly
-why would Yasushi slap Kiyoshi so damn soft?
-Yasushi is the fucking mother hen of the Yasu-Kiyo faction!!! Example 1;guy lands on the table,Kiyoshi screaming at him Yasushi looks like he checks the guy for injuries.Example 2 he doesn´t leave anyone behind instead helps them get away.
-When Kiyoshi sacrifices himself,he tells the Yasu-Kiyo faction to take Yasushi away and they do so without hesitation.Why?Yasushi´s their leader too.My theories fo from Yasushi´s permanent brain damage they didn´t tell anyone out of the faction off to Kiyoshi having a talk with the faction that hell will break loose if Yasushi will ever end in a  similar situation
-Kiyoshi was probably be so scared goin into the icu and just seeing the similar hair color from the door under the oxygen mask and bandages fearing it´s Yasushi until he get´s closer and discovers it´s Shidaken
-Gandhi has the most hilarious laugh out of all of them
-Amagai watched to much Home Alone
-Odajima´s Heya is the cutest thing to exist.Ever.
-love how Yasushi came flying through the boarded up window like it´s nothing
-Suzuran showing up with fireworks is probably Binzo´s idea
-when Suzaki opens up his fucking jacket to be able to move more free during fighting also love the stripper v neck but moving on he reminds me of Big from Kinnporsche but the live strip show....
-Headcanon Amagai has IED Intermittent explosive disorder
-when Jamuo said it´s been a while since I hit someone I swear he means the bitch slap Yasushi got form him in episode 0
-i love Tsukasa´s get back up motivation like I´m pissing blood by now but so will you Amagai.
-when Todoroki got hit over the head with the bottle and the blood dripps to the floor while their soundtrack plays is great. I love Todorokis character development of i have friends to protect now!
-love Amagai´s shrieks of Suzaki!
-Odajima nearly vomiting on Senomons gym floor is funnier then it should be
-Jeez that fight must have burned a ton of calories from Yasushi is a total mood
-living for Nakaoka and Yasushi roasting Amagai "You lost!"and Nakaoka laughing while pointing at him.
-Jinkawaaaaaa!
-Suzakis jacket is a lot more Amagai´s color in the end
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Hi! I love your writing and just wanted to know who you think the size queens of BNHA would be? Anyone that would be relieved if their Alpha had a smaller dick? Thank you!
Hey!! Thanks so much!! I hope you enjoy <3
n-sfw discussion below :D
Size queens:
Midoriya - When he first starts a sexual relationship with someone, he unlocks a massive part of himself that laid dormant before. That part is his floor length list of kinks and fetishes. Being a size queen is one of them. He loves to feel like he’s being ruined fully and completely, sobbing, drooling, the works. He also likes the idea that he can only get enjoyment from his alpha’s cock because they’ve conditioned him and ruined him to the point he can’t feel pleasure from small dicks. His pain/discomfort tolerance is very high, and he loves to prep himself for his alpha in advance, so no issues there. Midoriya is kind of a cockslut ngl. 
Dabi - If sex doesn’t hurt at least a little bit, he probably can’t get off. He takes pride in being able to take it as well, he has that smirk on his face every time he bottoms out. Rearrange his guts, make it hard for him to walk, he dares you. 
Those that enjoy a big dick, but not too big:
Bakugou - He likes to feel it deep, in either orifice, so bigger dicks are ideal. He also lowkey feels pride in his alpha’s dick being bigger than average lol. That being said, he’s not a size queen. There is a limit where he draws the line. He wants it to feel good, not hurt. He’s not a masochist. 
Aizawa - He likes sex to hurt a little bit, ngl, so a bigger dick does give him the pleasantly uncomfortable stretching feeling that he chases. But too big and blowjobs become uncomfortable and prep takes too long and he can’t fit it into his schedule. There’s a happy medium in his mind. 
Shigaraki - He’s a massive cockslut and definitely likes to think that he loves a massive cock to worship, but he’s also a massive wuss, and he doesn’t like it hurting too much. And he’s impatient and hates prepping himself. So, he’s a size queen in theory, but in reality, he just likes a slightly bigger than average dick. 
Sero - It’s just his personal preference. He likes how a slightly bigger dick feels and that’s it. 
Those that don’t care:
Mirio - He’s very much a believer of ‘size doesn’t matter’. He doesn’t care, he really loves whatever his alpha has to work with. 
Todoroki - It doesn’t even enter his mind to have an opinion on what size dick his alpha has. His alpha’s dick is his alpha’s dick. That’s all there is to it. 
Mic - Emotions turn him on, so as long as the dick in question is attached to someone he loves, then the size couldn’t matter any less. 
Kirishima - Another big believer of ‘size doesn’t matter’. He thinks it’s very manly to work with whatever you have to please your partner, so if he’s pleased, he’s happy. 
Hawks - Whatever it is, it’s his alpha’s. That makes it safe and perfect and beautiful. He finds average size easier to deal with, but honestly, whatever the size, he wouldn’t change anything. 
Those that prefer an alpha with a smaller dick:
Tamaki - He finds the concept of a massive dick to be terrifying. He was very relieved to find out his alpha had a manageable size that Tamaki was very comfortable with.  
Shinsou - He cannot stand alphas with big dicks. It truly pisses him off. He believes that the bigger the dick (physical), the bigger the dick (personality.)
Iida - He never watches porn and he waits until marriage, so he’ll accept whatever as the normal, but if he could choose he prefers a smaller dick. If you ask him why, he’ll just say it’s more ‘reasonable’. I don’t know what that means 🤷‍♀️
All Might - He’s a small man who’s injured and getting on in years. He doesn’t want his legacy to end because he was fucked to death, that would be embarrassing. A smaller dick is perfect for him. 
(I genuinely couldn’t decide for Denki... Idk, I’m open to suggestions for him haha.)
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I am starting to believe the ask has a vendetta against me-
anyway, read a fic, have a new favourite AU:
Amnesia!Dabi
Dabi wakes up shortly after his “death” at a “clinic”(run by AfO, cause of course it is), only instead of being rage-hatred-patricide, he’s like, “The fuck are you? The fuck am I??” He manages to “check himself out” (legit, funniest option, no one expected him to be up and conscious, so he literally just LEAVES, no one finds out till way later he dipped) and spends the next however long trying to piece together who he is. He’s got, like, full binders and notebooks full of theories and leads to check up on, including one with everything he knows about himself, such as:
- fire Quirk
-Fire Quirk hurts me?
- Male
- Like spicy food
-don’t like forests? I think??
-Don’t like my hair white?
-dyed it red BAD IDEA?? Made me want to punch a wall???
-dyed it black, no reaction
-tried soba, it was amazing, I started CRYING, WTF??
-etc
AfO probably decides “eh, not important”, and leaves him be (and also probably gets a kick out of the fact that Dabi is, like, 2 hours away from the Todoroki residence). Anyway, eventually, Dabi still joins the LoV, cause, like, he’s sort of running out of options - not having any documentation makes it hard to get a job, he has a HARD MISTRUST of heroes he can’t really explain, and at this point he’s fairly certain he was a government experiment, so that’s right out.
And like, he’s kind of on board for a few chunks, but Toga is awakening The Big Brother Instincts, so that’s creating problems. Then they kidnap Katsuki, and Dabi is “huh, nah fam, not cool with threatening children, actually”, and helps Kat escape. Drags Toga along, cause at this point she’s his kid. Meets Shouto properly, has the weirdest reaction, thinks “maybe I know him??” So, goes to U.A., like, “Hey, I have severe memory loss, but I think I know the Peppermint kid? I helped save one of your students, can that earn me the bare minimum of human decency for help? Also, can you please help Toga, she needs SO MUCH BLOOD, I think the lack is making her sick. Huh? The staples? Yeah, I don’t get it either man, that doctor was insane.”
Then Natsuo shows up for some reason and is immediately “WHAT THE ACTUAL FUCK TOUYA!?” Dabi, confused “Do I know you?? Wait, am I Touya??”
Original fic that inspired this plot bunny: https://archiveofourown.org/works/28113402/chapters/68882268
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AHAHAHAHAHHAAHAHAHA
Honestly this would be the funniest fucking option because like.
With amnesia? Dabi is pretty useless to AfO. Like sure AfO could /tell/ him ‘oh yeah your dad is a Hero but he’s An Asshole™’ but the kid wouldn’t have any sort of rage behind it to really manipulate him into villainy. Like sure he’d be upset but he wouldn’t be so rage blind that he’d ignore that AfO is /very obviously far worse/ 
and like. Sure. AfO could pull a Shigaraki 2.0 of ‘hey I kidnapped and brainwashed a Hero’s family member into working for me’. But that really doesn’t hit as hard the second time does it?
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ainomorimichi · 2 years
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Okay. Theory time.
So in recent chapters, I’ve noticed Rei… shrink a little.
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In these panels, she appears to be a little shorter than Fuyumi, cool, makes sense right.
But compare that to what we’ve seen from her before…
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Now, whichever you go with as her canon height, it implies that Rei either shrunk at least a little, or one heck of a lot.
Because, the canon heights of the Todoroki’s are:
Enji: 195cm
Natsuo: 181cm
Touya: 176cm
Shouto: 176cm
Fuyumi: 160cm
If we take image one as her canon height, she’s shown to be slightly taller than Shouto which could place her anywhere from about 177-180cm (this is a rough estimate, and it could also be that she’s the exact same height as him, they’re standing weird).
If we take image two as her canon height, her height would be about 170cm, the same height as Elsa from Frozen (that’s not relevant, I just think it’s funny). The reason why THIS could make sense, is because image one could be chalked up to Rei being drawn taller for ✨symbolism✨ purposes, show she’s grown as a person, and because she seems to be most consistently drawn that way:
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Now, you could dispute this by saying Enji’s drawn taller than her to symbolize the power dynamic, and her growth spurt in the “Keeping up with the Todoroki Chapters” is supposed to symbolize her gaining control and power over a situation, and I WOULD be into that and agree, BUT.
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After all that, she’s drawn shorter than FUYUMI, who’s anywhere between 10-20cm behind Rei’s height estimate (her height difference with Natsuo also makes little sense, but I digress).
Which leads us to my three main theories.
1. Horikoshi just… forgot
So if you missed the entire point of this post, Rei doesn’t have a confirmed height. That’s because she is the ONLY member of the Todoroki Family without a character profile, which is still so baffling to me.
Rei is just as, if not more, plot relevant than Fuyumi and Natsuo, and I feel like the time for her character profile should’ve come about 40 Chapters ago, but alas.
And I feel like, if you don’t really have a set height for a character, you’re gonna mess up that characters height quite a bit. I’m not necessarily angry at Horikoshi for this, that would be a little a weird, especially if it was just an honest fuck up. However. I do feel like he should’ve AT LEAST set a height for her, for one it would stop dumbasses like me from making shit posts like this.
2. The heights in BNHA are fucked
Theory 2, basically the heights in BNHA have always been very inconsistent, and I’m just reading way too deep here. This is the shortest one, and the one that makes the most sense, let’s get into the nonsense now :)
3. That’s not Rei
You might be wondering why I’m spewing such nonsense, but bare with me here.
The reason why Rei’s shorter is because that’s Geten.
So to refresh everyone’s memory, Geten has recently been arrested, and while admittedly, I am still depressed as fucckkk over that, I would also like to argue how easy it is for him to escape.
Thousands upon thousands of Villains were arrested post the PLF War, and I’m gonna go out on a limb here and say that would absolutely fuck over the Japanese prison system. My point is it would be very easy for one to slip by.
That brings us to my two sub-theories for this one, all of which involve Geten and Rei being related, so be warned.
1. An Us style switch took place and no one noticed.
So this theory basically involves Rei going to visit Geten in Jail, to like help interrogations or just to be there for a weird family member, and then boom! Switcheroo! This would mean Rei is being held against her will in some Prison at the moment, which wouldn’t be too far off from where she was through 99% of the series. Now, this could imply that Geten’s collecting intel at UA to assist the Villains in destroying society, which story wise would be insane, but so is everything else in BNHA now, so I don’t CARE. This would also mean that Geten has just been chilling at UA patiently waiting for the right moment to strike this whole time, and I feel like that moment would be coming up right about now. Also just imagine the drama, like UA starts going to shit, with Sk*ptics hacking and shit, and just when a hero is calming everyone down, BOOM! Avalanche. And then Fuyumi and Natsuo would get to be like “…mom…what???” And then Geten’s like “I’m not your mom and I can’t believe you fell for that for MONTHS”. It’d be so fucking funny, and I don’t even think it’s that out of place for this current arc, like if BNHA is gonna be dumb, it might as well be insane.
Theory 2: they’re switching willingly because Rei is a twist villain TM
Theory 2 involves Rei and Geten’s combined one Braincell just continuously fooling the prison guards by switching places every couple weeks. Does it make sense? No but it’s funny. Like imagine Rei stepping in an overcrowded cell like “family drama is killing me, you can clock in early this time” and then she pulls out a jail suit that’s her size and bonds with the other MLA members in jail by braiding their hair or something while Geten has to deal with Shouto venting about Dabi. This would also imply that they straight up don’t notice whenever their mom shrinks and becomes increasingly angrier and feral, which happens like every two weeks. My argument to that is they think it’s a mental health thing, Shouto probably assumes it’s a period thing because he’s a moron. “Oh mom shrunk and bit Mr Aizawa again, must be her time of the month :|”. It’s also funny to think that they get mixed up and like both end up going to a piano recital at UA simultaneously or some shit, and just no one notices. Like they’re standing next to each other like “the fuck??? You should be in JAIL, it’s MY day out” and class a’s just standing there like “woah did fuyumi dye her hair like natsuo? :0 wonder what they’re fighting about”. it involves a lot of suspension of disbelief, but like what else is new. I feel like I’m this context Rei would also be an MLA member, and have provided them with intel during her time in the mental hospital. like endys entire private life. also y’know stock standard “she’s geten’s mom” thing lol.
Anyway, at the end of the day it doesn’t matter which theory it is, because it would get us to the same place. That is, Geten, this like 17-19 unhinged, feral child pretending to be some middle aged mom and it WORKING. Why? Because the Todoroki family is illiterate when it comes to mental health and they’d probably just be like “well moms been in a mental hospital for a while, maybe this is just her personality now, she tore into dad back there so :p“.
At the end of the day, is any of this canon, no. Would I like to see it because it’s absolutely unhinged? Yes. I need this in my life guys. Horikoshi is unfortunately a COWARD, and will not make this happen, so I’ll probably just make an AU out of it and call it a day. Would be fun.
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kitthepurplepotato · 1 year
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Shenanigans 7
(Alternative universe part 2/3)
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Part 7 (or Alternative Universe 2/3)
Bakugou Katsuki and the case of the missing Menace
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Author’s note: the part got too long so I separated them to 2 parts! The last part will be out in a week, it’s already finished!)
If you are new to the story, start here!
The alternative universe chapters can be read without knowing the full story, start here, if you are interested, it’s really fun! It’s going to be a 3 parter.
Warnings: Foul language, reader’s thoughts get a bit angsty at one point, one inappropriate joke, Bakugou makes fun of gay people, but he’s a massive supporter so he’s allowed.
16+ for safety (just like everything I write.)
Summary: Mr. Katsuki is “NOT” worried about the Menace (you) being gone. Reader gets to know Bakugo, Deku, Todoroki and Kirishima in the new world, where quirks are non-existent.
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Meanwhile in the real world…
“This is all your fucking fault, Deku!”
“Kacchan, calm down. Let’s go with the police to get some information about his quirk.”
“I’m not fucking moving from this place. Y/N can come back any moment!”
“So you do know her name after all…”
“Shouto, you are my best friend, but if you say a single word from now on I’m going to Texas smash you in the balls.”
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“Deku?” You mumble incredulously, eyes wide, mouth open. You gawk at the blonde nerd on the other side of you; you are met with crimson eyes you know so well.
“Bakugou Katsuki?”
This is ridiculous. This can’t be real. This guy can’t be…
“Do you know us? Are we friends? Please, tell me you are Kacchan’s wife from the future!”
“You rewatched Back To The Future without me, you shitty nerd!” Complains the blonde, clearly offended by his traitor of a friend. “Also, are you my wife from the future? I hope you are.” The blonde sighs.
“Kacchan…” Deku pats his friends back apologetically, and Bakugou Katsuki doesn’t pull away.
What the hell is going on.
Honestly.
“I’m … not your wife, I’m afraid. More like the opposite.” You stutter. “You kinda hate my guts.” You sigh. “But wait… why are you not freaked out?”
“Well…” Deku is about to start rambling, but Katsuki is not having it. At least, something didn’t change.
“This fucker is the biggest conspiracy theorist the world has ever seen.” Sighs the blonde, his arms resting on Deku’s shoulder in case it’s not clear that he’s the culprit. “When he hears a weird story, he shuts himself off for a day and does a full research on the topic like a freaking pervert.” Bakugou answers while nodding to himself. He makes it sound like he’s moaning, but his facial expression is also proud; it looks like he’s actually really happy to have such a weirdo as a friend. You find this so adorable, you start giggling; but for your surprise, you are not being told off this time.
“There is a theory about another world.” Butts in the greenette with an enthusiastic face. “I found several stories about people turning up in random places, not knowing anything about the current president, our celebrities or anything, but they did know some people in the area by name, even though the other person had no recollection of knowing them at all. These people looked traumatized, like they’ve been in a fight or something, rambling about their ‘quirks’ being gone.” Deku rambles while Bakugou yawns dramatically. “These people usually disappear into thin air after a day, then we never hear about them ever again.”
A day…?
“So you mean… if your research is right, I’ll go back to my world in 24 hours, automatically?” You ask with sparkling eyes, clearly excited about the fact that there is an easy way to go back “home”.
Needless to say, if being far from home is already terrifying for some, being in another dimension is down right horrifying.
“By my research, every single person disappeared after 24 hours, yes.” Answers Deku with a serious expression on his face. “But keep in mind, these aren’t official statements. I don’t know which story is real and which one is a lie made only to get famous on the internet.”
“I’m glad you are aware of how much crap you are reading every day, Izu. I thought you went completely bonkers, but seems like there is still a tiny bit of brain left in that empty head of yours.” Smirks the blonde and gives you a hand to help you up. “Let’s sit down properly, being seen with Deku is already a big enough hit on my non-existent reputation, knowing my stupid classmates, I’ll be a ‘sexual offender’ the next time I step in class if they see us like this.”
Oh, so Bakugou isn’t the coolest guy in the class in this world? Wow.
“Yeah, god forbid someone thinking I’m actually straight.”
Deku said the word “straight” like it’s the biggest slur the world has ever seen, and you can’t help but laugh out loudly.
“You are so funny, Deku.” You giggle as you make your way to the nearest picnic bench. By the look of it, you are in the middle of a University lot.
“Am I not funny in your world?” Asks the green nerd with a bewildered expression on his face.
“You are not funny. You are just gay.” The blonde rolls his eyes, but there is no edge to his voice.
“You are rather adorable, I would say. And less… uhh… gay.” You ramble awkwardly. Is it okay to disclose this information with these people? Technically, it should be fine as you are in another world, not in the past, so TECHNICALLY, it’s shouldn’t harm anything.
Or…
Can this conversation change their future in some way?
Fuck, you have no idea.
“If you tell me I’m a closeted gay virgin at my humble age of 25, I’ll leave with you and smack myself in the face with a pink dildo.” Deadpans Deku while sitting down on the bench on the opposite side of Bakugou. You sit down next to the blonde, who can’t stop giggling like a child. Would it be rude to take this adorable Bakugou with you and ask the villain to send yours to this world forever?
“I’m also coming then. I need to see that.” He declares.
“If you wanted to see me smacking people with a pink dildo so much, you should have just asked.” Teases Deku with a mischievous look on his face.
“Thanks. Now you ruined it.” Bakugou suddenly stops laughing, his face contorted into a frown. Now he resembles your boss so much, you kinda start to miss him. But only a little bit.
“Why are we talking about pink dildos when the sun is still out?” Deadpans a new person from behind you. You look up at the new arrival.
“Todoroki-kun!” You greet the newcomer.
“Who is this lady and why does he know about my existence?” Deadpans the guy and makes his way to Deku’s side; he plops down EXTREMLY close to Deku with a glint of possessiveness in his otherwise cool eyes.
“Shou!” The nerd beams like the fucking sunshine, looking at the other like he is the best thing that have ever happened to this world.
“Jesus, get a room.” Mumbles the blond, clearly not fond of the cheesy interaction. Deku starts blushing like a tomato and moves away from his… boyfriend? Crush? Friend? You have no idea.
“I do have a room, it’s next to yours. Are you okay, Katsuki?”
Okay, this guys is even more clueless than the one in your word, and that’s terrifying.
“So you guys live together?” You change the subject; your heart can not take more of their shenanigans right now. You will never be able to look at Deku and Todoroki without shipping them like a bad fujoshi.*
* Fujoshi (腐女子) is a Japanese term for female fans of manga, anime and novels that feature romantic relationships between men.
“Hell no!” Comes the answer from the blonde, but he sighs when he sees your confused face. “We are living in the dorms here, at UNI. So technically, yes, we do live together.”
“Still studying?”
“We didn’t go to UNI right away and went to America for 2 years to piss off Shou’s asshole father.” Deku grins at you with a proud expression on his face. “Shou and I went to a different gay bar every week and posted about it on Instagram.” Deku continues and you can’t help the smile on your face when Todoroki looks at Deku fondly, clearly in his own world, reminiscing about the lovely memories.
“The guy is a massive homophobe.” Explains the blonde.
“It’s okay now. My parents divorced and I haven’t heard a single word about the old man for 10 years now. I can also study the way I want and do whatever I want…”
“And whoever you want.” Giggles the greenette and Todoroki blushes aggressively, clearly not impressed by Deku’s stupid joke. “Oh, by the way, what is a “quirk?”
So this is why you have no power in this world… because there isn’t any.
The more you hear about their world, the more sorrowful you get; seeing these people all giggly and happy with zero trauma in their lives makes you do a double take on how “good” it is to live in a world full of powerful people.
Deku in your world is so busy saving people and being the world’s best hero, he probably never even gave his romantic preferences a thought. Todoroki was severely traumatized as a child which made him emotionless and empty; and while the person sitting opposite of you resembles the hero you met in your world, this version of him is much more caring, much more himself, much more open to others… he’s free and happy, surrounded with friends he’s fond of.
You don’t even want to think about Katsuki right now; seeing this version of him only makes your heart ache for the hero and it makes you understand him a little bit more; with no quirks in this world, he had no reason to be so cocky and so full of himself, hence why he still has Deku close by his side, one not a whole without the other. With Deku’s constant presence in Bakugou’s life, and Bakugou actually caring about the other’s opinion, he ended up growing up nicely; he still wears his emotions up his sleeves, but there is no reason for him to be untrusting and angry at the whole world.
This version of Bakugou wasn’t corrupted by the fucked up hierarchy of your world; where weakness is a deathly fault, and the one born weak is nothing but a cockroach for the powerful people to step on.
As someone who was born with a great power, the ugliness of your world this didn’t really sink in… until now.
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Meanwhile in the real world…
“24 hours.” Says a calm voice in the receiver.
“You are fucking kidding me, you half and half bastard.” Sneers the blonde, still not able to do anything than to stare at the empty space in front of him.
“Katsuki, I fucking tried to freeze his balls to get some intel, and this is what I got. Even if there is a way for him to bring someone back sooner, he’s an absolute dumbfuck, as you would say. There is no way he’s able to bring her back before the time ends.”
Katsuki has never heard Todoroki this mad. Never. He’s not even sure it’s him talking in the receiver at all.
“Where is she now?” Katsuki grumbles under his nose, because he’s already shown enough emotions to feel like an absolute weakling, he’s not going to dig his own grave deeper than that.
“By the previous witness statements, she is safe. It seems like his victims were sent to an alternative universe, to a world without quirks. All of the victims had the same experience.” Shouto’s voice goes back to his usual, unemotional tone, head clear, mind calm. “The quirk itself is harmless and was only used to make the battle easier by getting rid of the leader or the strongest person in the enemy team. The biggest injury in the statements was a bruised rib and a backache from falling down on a hard surface.”
“Kacchan, 2 hours has already passed. We will come back in 20 hours and wait for her to come back, okay?”
Of course, fucking Deku is worried. Of course he have to make him feel like a child in the middle of a tantrum.
“Don’t fucking baby me.” He grumbles and stands up from the floor; even when walking back to the car, he can’t peel his eyes away from that empty spot on the floor. “Fucking menace and her fucking shenanigans…” The hero mumbles under his nose as he moves further and further away from the battlefield. “Can we stop by a pet store?”
When the menace comes back, her work attire will get an upgrade; a shock collar, and a leash.
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“What made you so sad all of the sudden?” Bakugou’s hand on your shoulders jerks you out from your thoughts. You don’t know when you started tearing up. Bakugou’s fingers slowly caress your cheeks in an attempt to clean up your messed up face, but the soft touch only makes you cry harder; suddenly, you are reminded of your hero in the real world, who’s nothing but rough touches and aggression, but under his strong facade there is this man hidden; the man who cares about everything and everyone and has biggest heart the world has ever seen.
“Oh no, Bakubro made the pretty lady cry!” A familiar voice joins the conversation again. This time, it’s a bulky guy with a basketball in his hands, his hair black with red highlights. He looks familiar, but…
“Not now, Ei.” Shouts the blonde, his arms on your shoulders protectively.
“Kiri…?!” Your mouth was suddenly covered by the blonde’s other hand, his gaze encouraging you to… well… shut the fuck up.
Okay.
That’s weird.
But it’s okay.
“Well, sorry for disturbing then.” Kirishima steps back, not wanting to poke the sleeping bear too much. He’s a clever boy. “Are you okay, tho? Do you want to leave?”
Even if he barely looks like the Kirishima from your world, he’s just the same personalitywise; always there in the time of need, caring and full of smiles, a real hero in the world without any.
Bakugou’s hands leave your mouth, so you are able to properly answer this time.
“I’m okay. I just had a bad day. Nice to meet you though!” You give him a wobbly smile, which is reciprocated right away.
“Don’t mess this up, she’s a cutie.” Kirishima fake-whispers then winks, and for your surprise, Bakugou’s ears turn red in only a few seconds.
“Oh fuck off, hair for brains!” He snaps at the other, who’s not even trying to hide the massive smirk on his face.
Is Kirishima… bullying Bakugou?!
“I’m going, I’m going!” He laughs loudly, but makes his way to the other side of the outside area. “Oh, and I love you too, nerd! Don’t forget the movie night on Friday!” The jock yells from far away, making Deku giggle.
“Yes, boss!” The greenette yells back.
Bakugou looks at you with trepidation.
“Please, tell me I’m not friends with this fucker in your world as well.” He sighs, ready to have his heart broken. Oh, poor boy.
“You are best friends, actually.” You answer, your hands scratching the back of your neck awkwardly. The blonde sighs into the distance, already done with his life after the terrible news.
“How did I end up with him from all people?”
“Shared trauma.” You answer easily, not even thinking twice before the sentence is out of your mouth.
“Sounds lovely.” Chimes in Todoroki, with a smug look on his face. “I guess that leaves this green potato as my best friend in your world?”
Oh, so that’s what the smug face was about; he doesn’t even care about the fact that Deku is having an absolute meltdown next to him after the news.
“Kacchan is not my best friend…” he mumbles under his nose, his eyes looking more like the eyes of a dead fish than an actual human’s.
“You are still close in your own fucked up way. And yes, Todoroki and you are really close to each other.” You try to ease the tension, but by the look of it, you just made it worse. Bakugou sighs again, his face on the table, looking like a zombie, Deku bites his nails with a face of a lunatic, and speaking of lunatics, Shouto looks at you with the face of a psychopath; his eyes are huge and hungry for more snippets of his other life.
“How close?” He asks, his eyes staring into your soul in a really creepy way.
“I can’t do this, jesus fuck.” Bakugou tries to knock himself out of his misery by constantly banging his forehead to the hard surface of the picnic table.
“Best friend kind of close?” You’ve never been this terrified in your life, to be honest. His look is almost predatory until your answer reaches his ears, then there’s nothing in his eyes but pure disappointment as he slowly goes back into his old, emotionless self.
As the time goes by, the guys decide to continue the talking in their shared dorm; they decide to use Shouto’s massive bedroom for today’s the pajama party.
Cuz that’s what this is for them, apparently. A fucking pajama party with this random lady from another world.
-> Next Chapter!
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I’m so excited for the next part, guys! It may or may not contain a slightly drunk, slightly over sensitive Katsuki 😂 💜
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droplet-dread-cat · 2 years
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imagine an AU where Natsuo and Tomura are painfully aware Dabi's Todoroki Touya and think everyone else knows it too but they just don't speak about it because it's uncomfortable for all parties involved
Natsuo, to Shouto after Shouto's class was attacked by Dabi: Man, you gotta hand it to Touya - even after (presumably accidentally) faking his death, he's still holding on tight to his principles. Well, as much as fratricide can be a principle.
And Shouto just thinks it's either a sick joke or a conspiracy theory lmao
or
Natsuo, casually leaving this message on Endeavor's phone: Hey, so uh... I saw you just got pummeled by Touya on live TV. Not that I don't appreciate the method acting but you two are taking it a bit too far, don't you think? Like, I know you've got your little dramatic hero versus villain thing going on but the property destruction rates are getting out of hand. When you see Touya the next time, tell him I said hi and that he needs to watch where he's aiming his fire. Also, for fuck's sake, tell him to properly clean between his skin grafts and his healthy skin! And uh... guess as a good son I'd have to tell you to recover soon... so I won't. Bye.
and then there's Tomura
Tomura, visibly cringing at what he presumes to be a LARPing moment between Endeavor and Dabi: This is so overdramatic, what the hell.
and then
Tomura, snapping one day: By god, can you please for a moment stop letting your daddy issues run the show? I'm trying to lead an anarchist movement against the government and all you think about is how to kill off your old man! It's getting old, to be honest.
The rest of the League, including Dabi, staring in open-mouthed shock at Tomura: :0
One day, Natsuo just appears in the League hideout because he's sick of waiting for Touya to make his first move.
Natsuo, with a gigantic care package under his arm: I know, I know. You hate it when I don't give you time to do things on your own but, seriously Touya, ten years? That's a bit excessive even for you.
Spinner, eyeing Dabi: I'm starting to think our leader might be onto something when he called Dabi Endeavor's son...
Tomura, absolutely done with trying to point out the extremely obvious connection between Endeavor and Dabi (and still kinda thinking everyone's trying to pull his leg when they say he's crazy for thinking Dabi's Touya): Hello, I'm Shigaraki Tomura. You must be Dabi's brother, right? He doesn't tell us shit about you because he's denying being Todoroki Touya. At this point, I'm tempted to kick him out of the League because it makes me cringe way too hard and my eczema can't handle being pulled apart by appalled expressions so much. I researched your family. You're a med student, right? We're in desperate need for a healer, please join us and set your brother straight. Please.
Natsuo, who's been committing arson against anyone who funds Endeavor or his merch since he was thirteen: Yeah, sure. But what do you mean he's denying being Touya? It's painfully obvious he is! He's not even trying to mask ANY of his distinct features. The eyes that are the same colour as Endeavor's? The blue fire quirk? The obvious way too deep hatred for our dad? The bad hair dye? The fact that his lashes are dark red? The tap dance thingy he's been doing? Of course, you couldn't know about the last thing but I'm starting to think everyone's an idiot. It's so obvious. Touya, you didn't think I wouldn't recognize you, did you? Cuz if you did you're even more oblivious than Shouto.
Tomura, smiling genuinely for the first time in ten years: Natsuo, I know you've been a part of the League for less than a minute but I'm promoting you to vice commander. Dabi, fuck off, your brother is clearly superior in every way. Hey, Natsuo, do you have a Steam acc?
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For the bkdk ask thingie, I'm thinking of various times katsuki blows up at something/someone and then izuku just like touching him(hand on his shoulder or something) and katsuki just deflating and causing everyone else immense confusion.
Bonus point if they're not dating (yet)
This little ficlet was fun to write! I hope you enjoy it. It's from Ashido Mina's POV. She calls him Kats because I said so.
“What the fuck did you just say to me?” Kats drops the pan he was washing into the sink with a loud ‘clang’ and spins to face Todoroki, hair standing on end like the angry little Pomeranian he is. Mina sucks in her smile, relishing the drama from her perfect vantage point on the common room couch. If only she had some popcorn.
“I said,” Todoroki drawls and leans back against the kitchen island, stoic as always, “you can’t expect to rise in popularity polls if you don’t accept help fro—“
“After that, you pretentious-ass mutherfucker.” Kats looms over Todoroki, suddenly appearing much taller despite them being the same height. (Kats’s totally shorter than Todoroki without his stompy emo boots.)
Todoroki bends backward, his candy-cane hair tickling the countertop behind him, probably avoiding the spittle forming at the corners of Kats’s feral grin. Poor guy. He tries so hard, but he can never predict what is and isn’t going to set off blasty boy’s explosive temper, not like the Bakusquad can. That, or he riles Kats up on purpose and then plays innocent. In that case, Mina just might have to get to know Mr. Icy-Hot a little better.
“Say it again, I FUCKING dare you!” Kats’s palms spark. Oh, day-um. It’s been a while since he’s let his quirk go off outside of training and on the battlefield. Todoroki doesn’t look scared, but Mina’s a little scared for him. Or, at least, she fears for his beautiful, shiny hair which is in danger of being singed off at any moment.
“Kacchan . . .”
Midoriya emerges from a corner of the kitchen that had been hidden from Mina’s view, still in his All Might pajamas at 1:00 PM on a Saturday. What a bean. He sets his Bisexual Pride mug on the counter and places one hand on Kats’s lower back. Kats stiffens. Mina holds her breath. 
“I know how it sounded, but Shouto didn’t mean it like that.” Midoriya soothes his hand up Kats’s spine, and he straightens up, allowing Todoroki the room he needs to side-step out of the spit-zone. 
“I have errands to attend to, so if you don’t mind—“
“You’re on thin fucking ice, half n’ half,” Kats pokes Todoroki in the center of his chest, “so don’t try and act buddy-buddy the next time we—“
Midoriya squeezes the back of Kats’s neck, and Mina swears to god, he goes limp as a dish towel. And is that a blush on Blasty’s cheeks? What is going on?
“W-we . . .” Kats stutters. Stutters. “Th-the next time we have a team-up mission.”
Todoroki scoops up his bowl of cold soba and strolls away like nothing happened. An oblivious cinnamon roll or an evil mastermind. Either way, bless him.
Mina peeks over the back of the couch at Kats and Midoriya as Todoroki leaves the common room. Suddenly the spying she’s doing feels a lot more like, well, spying. There’s something different about the two 'problem students' alone together, especially Kats. His posture’s more relaxed, but even from across the room, Mina can see nervousness in his eyes.
Midoriya gives the back of Kats’s neck one more squeeze and his shoulder a firm rub before picking up his mug and making his way out of the kitchen. Kats watches him leave, and yes that is definitely, absolutely, 100% blush on his cheeks. No way!
Mina hugs a throw pillow. During first year, she’d posed a crack theory to the Bakusquad (minus Kats) that Blasty’s asshole behavior towards Midoriya was all just gay panic. She’d gotten shut down then, but could it be? She’d been right all along?
Kats delicately traces his nape where Midoriya’s fingers had been. And then he heaves a giant, lovestruck, deliciously pathetic sigh and crumples all the way to the floor where Mina can no longer see him. 
There’s no other explanation. There can be no denying it. Bakugou Katsuki has a big, fatty crush on his childhood friend-turned-rival, Midoriya Izuku. Mina bites her fist to avoid shrieking with delight. She knew there was more to the volatile chemistry between those two! Kiri and Denks are gonna get the ‘I told you so!’ of their lives. All Hail the Alien Queen!
Something thunks. Probably Kats’s head on a cupboard. Mina takes the opportunity to high-tail it out of the common room before Kats can stand up and see her. If he knew he’d been caught simping in HD, who knows what would become of Mina’s luscious curls without Midoriya to defuse Blasty’s explosions?
Once safe in the stairwell, Mina whips out her phone and furiously creates a new group chat: 
'Operation: Bother Blasty in front of Broccoli and watch Blasty simp for BroccoliJUST TRUST ME YOU HOES <3'
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Hi, I love your blog and I TOTALLY agree with you. I think bnha works well in theory but the author just can’t make anything complex, it’s always so one-sided and boring. Izuku as a mc has potential, but he’s shafted halfway through for the villains and sits around doing nothing, besides giving Naruto speeches from time to time. He doesn’t do anything, it isn’t even him fighting Shigaraki, now All Might is doing it for him. Why is the supposed main character so useless to his overall story? Like, yes, they’re kids, but they’re heroes, why is he not more involved? First arcs author remembered he existed, but recently he’s just been thrown aside. Izuku really should have been a side character, the author seems to barely remember he exists most of the time, he lets him get his bones broken, but nothing else happens. Now, my biggest conflict with the series is that no one dies. This is a WAR they are fighting, yet no big, major characters besides a few teachers die. Even Bakugou is going to get to come back. Why haven’t the Todorokis died? Plot armor. Why haven’t the main characters’ classmates died, to bring a sense of urgency or terribleness about war to the story? Plot armor. The author is too afraid to do anything too “real”, so he avoids any characters who are mains dying, they get injured and miraculously heal. If Hawks, Uraraka, any of them actually died, it would bring more tragedy and more conflict to the story, like Izuku would have to struggle with losing friends, and feeling powerless. Naruto and One Piece do this in their narrative, people die throughout it regardless of what the protagonist does. The author doesn’t believe in letting characters naturally die, so he creates implausible contrivances so they survive for no reason. Letting Endeavor or Dabi die would have been a great way to show the tragedy of the character and their fate from anger and hatred, except…bam, he’s magically alive but not dead. Lolwut. HK is incapable of even killing off any character or letting anything realistic happen to them, that’s why no one suffers realistic consequences, or actions. It’s a war that affects no one but civilians. All the major heroes are still alive because plot. Izuku is unrealistic because he’s not only never given a chance to grow and fight, he’s never even allowed to suffer death and loss. If All Might dies, at least it will help him grow, but this is a little too late for that. Izuku has been held back this whole entire time, and the rest of his classmates as well…because plot armor is used to ridiculous extremes in this series. Fucking hell. It’s that way for other characters, too, like Togata. He magically has his quirk back because we say so. What.
Nice to meet a fan!
And you DO bring up a good point. Other than the big fights he partook in (The Yakuza Raid, saving Kota from Muscular, and Stain) What has he truly done in the plot? Because even if he wins, there's always some drawback to it that he might as well lost.
And other than seeing him again after how many chapters have been put out, what presence or impact does he bring other than being the main character to move the plot along?
Izuku has the building blocks for the main character, but he doesn't do anything significant nor is he allowed to have a victory that sticks. So it all undermines his actions and what he contributes to the plot, making him a set piece for other characters to get where they need to go in their arcs at the cost of his in the process.
Now for the second part of your ask. The War arc is where things started to go downhill, and I will die standing on that hill. But as you said before, people die in wars. So why haven't there been any major deaths to really raise the stakes and get through how serious things gotten.
Sure there WAS some pro heroes who met their deaths, but they were off screen and only mentioned through dialogue. The only major loss we had during that was Midnight, but that was ruined by the fact that we barely got to spend any time with her to really get to know her character.
And considering the narrative wants to convince us that she was a good person and establish a connection between her and Mina, when have we seen the two talk or hang out to prove it? Where are the scenes of Midnight being a good teacher and not making lewd comments about them?
Show me Horikoshi! FUCKING SHOW ME!!
He WANTS the illusion of raising the stakes but doesn't want to get rid of anyone cause he feels they might be useful later on, but we hardly got to see any of that being utilized because he's so busy on making Bakugou, Aizawa, and Endeavor look good that the other characters get shelved in the process.
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Mmmmh au where Bakugou is kidnapped at, like, twelve, and turned into a noumu. He's a prototype of the more intelligent Noumu, and he's not as clever as his canon self but he's still intelligent! Sort of stuck as a kid, emotionally and mentally speaking.... More animalistic too! I don't know about the extra quirks he would have but hm... He would obviously be very strong and hard to kill! And hm... He'd look like a Noumu but still mostly human looking... But still unsettling because he looks really creepy like all Noumu!
He ends up escaping the lab and finds one Todoroki Touya, who's been living in the streets for roughly a year, and pretty much adopts him.
(honestly, it's because of the hair. Not-yet-Dabi's hair is stark white and spiky, and it reminds Noumu Katsuki (who's kinda feral tbh) of his mom's pale spiky hair! And his mom meant safety because she would destroy anyone who tried to hurt him! So this guy is probably safe too? The reasoning is absolutely flawed but but Bakugou's instincts are right for two reasons : at this point in time, Touya's flames are not strong enough for him to hurt Noumu Katsuki without hurting himself, and also he's lonely)
Touya himself is fucking mystified. What the fuck is this and what is happening. This... Is probably a kid. But it? He? Let's go with them. Doesn't talks. And they're really creepy? And they follow him everywhere? But they don't seem agressive? Theory number one as to why they look like that is that it's a really weird mutation quirk, but most mutation quirks are unique so... Not that weird probably. And maybe the reason they can't talk is related to the mutation quirk because they sort of... Don't seem to have a mouth? Or maybe they're just mute. Second theory is there's something a lot more sinister at play, and Touya woke up in a hospital and he has heard horror stories about mad scientists and their twisted experiments and the... Kid(?)'s reaction to anything medical doesn't do anything to disprove that theory. Damnit.
Touya doesn't try to make Bakugou (who he calls Spitfire, and Bakugou likes that because his parents used to call him that) go away, because this weird probably-a-person is pretty protective of him and pretty strong which is useful when you're homeless, and also they're weirdly good company and he was a bit lonely so... And he know he wasn't the best big brother but the big sibling instincts had to go somewhere and apparently they decided that this feral cat was a good target.
They manage to learn to communicate better through the years, even if it can be hard because Bakugou's brain works weird now and sometimes it's hard to think, but they manage!
And honestly I have no idea beyond that of how it would affect canon but I thought it was a fun idea :)
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bkdk-fan4ever · 10 months
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DabiHawks | Amnesic!Dabi/Todoroki Touya | Dabi doesn’t remember being touya | League Of Villains |
Area Cryptid Upset No One Bothered To Inform Him Of His Tragic Backstory by crimsonseekers
“My life is a nightmare,” Dabi muttered blankly.
“Nah, this is hilarious,” Hawks said, and while he wasn’t explicitly laughing, Dabi knew that those weird little chirps he was letting out were pointed at him. “Imagine if we go through all this effort and you don’t even have some sort of dramatic background or tragic backstory to justify you being this emo, you’re just a hot topic junkie or something.”
“That’s fucking worse.”
Or,
Dabi has amnesia and keeps reading conspiracy theories about himself in an attempt to figure out who he is, gets the League in on it, and they dismantle organized crime, revolutionize society, and ravage the hero system in the process. Hawks suffers
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marunalu · 2 years
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Maybe AFO's heart is full of hate for 2nd and hero society because they caused Yoichi's death? But I think Hawks has a minor point, AFO could never steal OFA after all those years because hate is not the strong emotion he has for Yoichi and he sees OFA as Yoichi's quirk. His love for his younger brother completely shadows his desire to acquire OFA.
Im a firm believer of the theory that afo killed his brother, but it was an accident and it was the 2th he actually wanted to kill, but yoichi pushed him out of the way. It explains afos immense hate for the 2th. But I think that afo actually hates nothing more then HIMSELF! Remember he was inspired after darth vader and vader hated nothing and no one more then himself, because of his believe that he killed his wife and his unborn child!
The thing is, do you remember how hawks, endeavor and bj once talked in a car about why afo is not able to steal ofa himself and why he needs an other persons hate for that? Back then they had the theory that afo is unable to feel any kind of human emotions like hate or love because of his "lack of heart". But we know for a fact that afo IS ABLE to feel that. He hates all might! He hates the 2th! He hates nana! And he still loves his brother and if we consider the dfo hints he also loves his family! (Not saying in a healthy way).
So you are absolutely right. Afo needed a new body full of never ending hate, to be able to steal ofa, because he himself is not able to. His love for yoichi is bigger then his desire to steal ofa and his hate for himself.
There is just one thing Im curious about. Garaki tells afo in this chapter that he wishes his heart to be free of all hate and thats weird if we consider that with hate he would be able to steal ofa himself! So why does garaki wish that for him. He also gave him some weird compliments about how he loves his eyes, smile and voice. As if he tried to cheer afo up. To make him feel better about himself. So my theory is that garaki is aware about HOW MUCH afo actually hates himself and that he suffers (vaders hate made him suffer too), and wishes for him to let go of that hate. Maybe THATS how izuku can reach him? If dfo is true and izuku reaches out to his father, wanting him to come home with him (I mean the todorokis want the same with dabi despite all his crimes), afo maybe is able to finally let go of his hate, because his family wants him back? Something he would never believe, because even his own brother wanted him to stay the fuck away from him? (I mean, absolutely valid wish).
Seriously we really need afos backstory. The more I see of that guy, the more he gives me hardcore past trauma vibes! What the hell happened to him?
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HI!!!!! I ABSOLUTELY ADORE YOUR SERIES!!!! Honestly there should be more crossovers between DP and MHA.
But that's not the point.
Thoughts on Vlad (or any of the other rogues) finding out where Danny is because of CW and just jumping in and fucking everything up? Like full on randomly punting Danny into the ground and expositing some traumatizing shit before being beaten up and punted back into the infinite realms in front of the others?
Extra points for identity review?
(I'm not expecting any of this, but this is food for thought and only fuel my goblin brain)
Also, CONGRATULATIONS ON GETTING TO 100K WORDS!!! That's like, 1/3d of a novel :)))
Thank you so much!!!!!! From the looks of it it’s going to be ending up the length of a novel
There are multiple ways this could all go down in theory. I’ll go with the one that makes me laugh though.
If Vlad (or any of Danny’s rouge gallery) somehow made it cross universe, and had the dumb brilliant idea to fight Danny the man would be accosted by at least 5 pro heroes and then some the moment he landed a hit. No ecto-weapons be damned. Doesn’t help that Danny’s made it pretty clear he can take a serious hit without it affecting him too much, and some chump comes around and slams him into the pavement.
Imagine Vlad for a second and he finally finds his annoying nephew, hopefully eventually to be son, and he punts him into the ground because of all the trouble he’s put everyone though the past few months looking for him and his sister. Punting him into the ground is basically how Vlad says hello to Danny at this point, then as the boy is picking himself up off the ground more annoyed then hurt. Vlad turns around and come face to face with a group of very pissed off adults as well as a handful of kids. ‘No problem’ he thinks to himself he has powers that normal humans could only dream of having. Then one of them opens his mouth and he’s blasted back by a sound wave and can’t hear anymore because his eardrums are too busy bleeding. He thinks the attack is finally over after trying to ward off attacks from at least twelve superpowered humans, then a homeless looking guy walks up to him holding a Fenton thermos of all things. The only thing Vlad can think of in time is ‘would he even know how to use the thermos?’ Before he’s smacked upside the head with it.
Danny would be watching in pure confusion after picking himself up because he doesn’t know why anyone would be mad for him, especially when it was probably the weakest attack Vlad had thrown at him. He and Jazz are like “this is just another Tuesday” and their poor dads just have to once again realize that fact that these kids are seriously in need of a stable home life.
Todoroki adjusts his theory board for Danny’s origins. He’s going to have to buy a new one soon this one’s getting crowded.
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Fern
Fern by RatSatan
It hurt but Izuku realized if he hadn't learned the hard truth before All Might told him he would've had to learn the hard way that there's no way a quirk less person can be a hero. (A few loopholes later) Fern is a well known vigilante known for speaking up for the discriminated and the homeless and is trying to make a change in a prejudiced world.
Words: 391, Chapters: 1/1, Language: English
Fandoms: BnHA
Rating: Not Rated
Warnings: Creator Chose Not To Use Archive Warnings
Characters: Midoriya Izuku, Midoriya Inko, Original Characters, Shinsou Hitoshi, Shinsou Hitoshi's Family, Hatsume Mei's Family, Hatsume Mei, Yagi Toshinori | All Might, Bakugou Katsuki, Bakugou Katsuki's Parents, Aizawa Shouta | Eraserhead, Yamada Hizashi | Present Mic, Pro Heroes, Class 1-A, Class 1-B, Class 1-H, Sludge Villain, League of Villains, Nedzu, Past One For All Users, Other Character Tags to Be Added
Additional Tags: Quirkless Midoriya Izuku, Quirkless Discrimination, Quirk Discrimination, Vigilante Midoriya Izuku, Quirkless People with Extra Toe Joints Wear Custom Sneakers | Red Shoe Theory, tokoyami with ofa, maybe bakugo redemption idk, Nervous Midoriya Izuku, Socially Awkward Midoriya Izuku, most characters act like their normal selves, basically everyone is traumatized, how tf do tags work, idk, Vigilante Hatsume Mei, Vigilante Shinsou Hitoshi, Vigilante Original Character, Genderfluid Character, some of them have my music taste, Yagi Toshinori | All Might Bashing, actions have consequences, Midoriya Izuku Does Not Have One for All Quirk, ~TRAUMA~, People have depression, General Education Department Midoriya Izuku, General Education Department Shinsou Hitoshi, General Education Department Mineta Minoru, Traitor Mineta Minoru, Traitor Aoyama Yuuga, Mineta Minoru Bashing, Breaking the Fourth Wall, Dead Mineta Minoru, it'll make sense later, Bullying, Fuck Aldera all my homies hate Aldera, can we get someone to burn aldera to the ground, Arson, i'm just going off mixing up multiple stories with what i want to write, Sadistic Nedzu, nezu's sadistic tendencies are good sometimes, midoriya plays chess online, midoriya played fnaf, idk anything about fnaf, shigaraki plays fnaf, shigaraki is gamer, maybe shigaraki redemption, who tf knows at this point, Trans phobia, Transphobic families, inko doesn't support midoriyas dream of being a hero, Midoriya Dislikes All Might, slightly suicidal midoriya, Todoroki Enji | Endeavor Bashing, Todoroki Enji | Endeavor's Bad Parenting
Read Here: https://archiveofourown.org/works/48768946
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charliethebugfan · 1 year
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So
I wanted to talk about todoroki family AGAIN because I'm pissed. I will talk about anime here only (along with season 6). Manga can appear, but I will give a warning. I will also talk about trauma and all here so yeah...
Hawks slander
First thing I want to say is... Hawks. I can't even express how I hate him. No, I'm not talking about how he killed twice. Do you remember when he walked into endevour's hospital room and while he was in his mother's house? And thought that things in todoroki family are better now? It was like episode 16 or 17 (or both lol). It's obvious that he's just excusing endevour. It's not hard to understand, he was his fan from very young age, he's a true hero to him. His life changed for the better because of Endevour, at least that what he thinks. However. It's not a good reason to excuse an abuser. Glad he never said that next to any of todoroki family members (beside Endevour and MAYBE fuyumi) because that would be a lot of damage. Especially to Natsuo. He would be so pissed... Anyway. You should never excuse his actions just because "he changed". You don't know a single shit about them so don't speak for them. It's disgusting. Especially that Hawks isn't a kid, he is young, but he is still an adult and a hero. You excuse Endevour, but don't excuse villains? The fuck is wrong with you.
Changes in quotes (some manga spoilers I guess?)
Next thing is... Changes. I hate this as well. Can someone explain why they couldn't keep the original... Everything? Like for example: in anime when Dabi is burning himself and Shoto the younger one respond with something like: "you're burning too bastard" while in manga it's more like: "touya stop it you're burning!". Another example: in manga Dabi says "past never dies", while in anime it never appears. Instead he says: "you reap what you sow!". They animated it pretty well tho, I have to admit it. But the point it: they changed so much. Too much. I understand some small changes, that most people can't see, but changing whole quotes? It can completely change the character and steal their personality, way of thinking etc. I think they also removed the part when Rei says something like: we all are responsible for this (yes, she was blaming EVEN CHILDREN for who touya became, at least that's how I understood it). For this I was waiting for this moment just to roast rei to her death. Unfortunately it never got a chance to be animated. Rest in pepperoni I guess.
Dabi.
No matter how much I love him I can't excuse his actions. But I wanted to talk about something else. I don't know if I'm just trying to convince myself but fuck it. In my opinion Dabi has something from every todoroki. There's always that one difference that makes them whole different people. Natsuo - his hate for enji. I don't mean the one from shoto or something, but the hate that's like a big fire which cannot be stopped. That kind of hate. Unstoppable. Natsuo is doesn't hurt others in the mean time tho. We don't know if those people who Dabi said he killed on national television were villains or innocent people tho. But let's continue. Shoto: he said... Well thought in episode 16 or 17 I think... Of season 6, that Dabi is like him from the past. I agree with that, but the difference between them is: Shoto kinda changed. I mean he started using his fire, and is trying to recover. Remember when Deku said that the fire is his quirk and not enji's? Notice how dabi reacted for the same words. He was like: yeah yeah... BUT. Next is fuyumi. Tbh my "theory" is ruined by now... BUT. Dabi is COMPLETELY different than fuyumi. While she tries to fix her family, he just ruined it in one day. Also notice how fuyumi doesn't give up, just like Dabi in the past. He did not want to give up. He tried to get his father attention to the very end.. I don't have much to say here so... Endevour! Notice how he does not care what it takes to reach his goal, just like Endevour in the past. He's so obsessed with revenge that he's ready to sacrifice not only his life, but everyone's who gets in the way of his dream. That brings me to my next point which is.. Rei! Remember when Rei poured boiling water on shoto's face? And now compare it to the fact, that Dabi kills people, because he can't deal with his own trauma and past. He also attacks shoto! What a great way to spend your free time right? I think Endevour, Rei and Dabi would get along in this topic! Okay but leaving the sarcasm sphere. My point is, Dabi is hurting people because of his goal and trauma. Just like Rei. (Yes, Rei is a victim, but she had no right to do this to shoto. Argue with the wall).
Alr it's the end of my talking... I will probably talk about it some more soon. Now I'm off to sleep.
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