#just give me my hide...please

[hayaku14]

OBSESSED with the idea of KID coming into the Kudou mansion seeking refuge (either he got heavily injured or his idenity is compromised) but instead is met with Okiya Subaru, Kudou Yukiko, and Kudou Yusaku. (Conan is also there coincidentally because lady luck hasn't totally abandoned him yet, apparently, but Kaito is sort of distracted by the amount of non-conans in the house to appreciate it.)

one day (before akai moves in) conan drags kid's injured ass back into the kudou mansion to patch him up (and also to demand answers about the snipers in the heist)

kid refuses to tell more about the snipers and conan doesn't pry but keeps an offer of help open

it becomes an unspoken agreement that kid would go to conan if something out of his hand happens in relation to said snipers

by 'go to conan' conan meant go to him, the person, as in wherever location he was at. kid, on the other hand, thought he should come back to the kudou mansion.

months pass, subaru, yusaku, and yukiko come to occupy the kudou household.

kid, injured or identity compromised, sees the lights are on and assumes conan is inside. which well...he ISN'T WRONG (LOL)

kid goes in through the window of conan's room which startles conan who was there to pick something up in his room.

"What are you doing here?!" Conan scream-whispers in a panic.

KID stiffens and stares at him with something like betrayal in his eyes. "Oh, I see I'm not welcome here."

"No! No wait that's not what I meant. It's just, this is NOT the best time."

Someone knocks on the door and the two of them jump. KID's eyes widen in realization as Conan quickly drags and pushes him into a closet. "Don't make a sound." KID does a zipping motion across his lips and makes a show of throwing an imaginary key. Conan rolls his eyes at him before closing the door.

anyways, it was akai who went up to check on conan cause the 4 of them were in the middle of a discussion and conan was suspiciously taking too long.

whether kid gets caught by akai and the kudou fam or not, i have no idea, but either way I WANT IT.

although tbh i feel like akai and yusaku would sense someone else is inside and yusaku would know exactly who it is LOL

then again, whether kid is heavily injured, has his identity compromised, or both, is a big factor on how events will unfold. (and i love exploring each one so my brain is rotting pls someone send help)

#kaishin #kidco #detective conan #dcmk #kudou shinichi #kuroba kaito #dc prattles #SCREAMING CRYING CHOKING I LOVE THIS AU SO MUCH I THINK ABOUT IT TOO MUCH #i just love the thought of isolating conan and kid #but also love the thought of kid joining the kudou gang #also the thought of kaito hiding in the kudou household if his identity is compromised #yukiko would literally adopt him if she found out what his situation was #but also also kid having to live in his several safe houses and conan being the only one to visit #OH OH but also heavily injured kaito who cant move and obviously cant hide so akai and kudou fam find out about him anyways #OOOH BUT ALSO conan helping kid get out of the kudou mansion and to his safe house to help him with his injuries or idk maybe he'd take him #haibara tbh idk #DO YOU SEE THE ENDLESS BRAINROT POSSIBILITIES I CAN DO THIS ALL DAY PLEASE I LOVE THIS A LITTLE TOO MUCH IM GOING INSANE #LMAOOOO #ALSO IT BETTER BE EVENTUAL KAISHIN BECAUSE OFC WHEN IS IT NOT KAISHIN WITH ME #conan i love you bby but GIVE ME BACK MY BOY SHINICHI ;-;-; #(also omg the thought of yukiko and kaito gushing at how cute conan is highkey hilarious lmao can u imagine the kudou household shenanigans #with kaito in the mix? it's shinichi's greatest nightmare but he's gonna love it anyways lol) #finally this fcking au is out of the drafts i can now share this brainrot to everyone

[toasteaa]

I know I said I would shut up (and I will) but...first kiss with Dainsleif thoughts hit me like a truck and I cannot stop thinking about it.

The gentleness, the uncertainty; the fear that he will stain you, the single star in his everlasting night, and ruin you with the abyssal rot that creeps along his body, festering and reminding him of everything he has already lost...the thought, the very concept, plagues him. He promised - he swore - he would never allow himself that pain again. He would never again open his heart to a moment of peace and tranquility. He stood by that swear when he first met you, fought against his own feelings, convinced himself he was simply deluding himself with visions of fantasy.

He tried, the heavens know he tried, to resist. He tried to convince himself that this was another trial, another temptation, another reminder of everything he's lost and everything he could lose again. The way you look at him worries him yes, but the way it makes him feel *terrifies* him; what if this was all a mistake? What if one day you finally awoke to the horror of what he is? Of the duty he failed to uphold? What if you knew that he couldn't protect you, just as he couldn't protect his nation? What if -

But oh, the way you touch him with a hand as gentle as an evening breeze, the way you reassure him with whispers sweeter than sunsettia wine, the way you love him so wholeheartedly, so unyieldingly -

It stirs a fire in him; one of hope dressed in a shroud of loss. It trembles a fear in him; a miscellany of emotions he hasn't felt in over 500 years. He's more afraid than he's been in centuries, and yet...

He's never felt more alive.

#toast talks #genshin impacted #genshin impact #dainsleif x reader #I'm so sorry cornfield chase came on and I was gripped by visual so strong I had to share it #dainsleif my beloved...please let me give you a kiss... #this is garbage and I might delete it but aksjgnsjg just take it before I go hide in my corner again #didn't even second check this just wrote a stream of consciousness OOPS

[mickules]

ARTFIGHT ROUND 2 COMPLETE [round 1] [round 3]

Io Belle - @scoutdolphin Sofia Coracao - ArtieFartie Camilla - Nyx7 Imakih - @mystikelh

#artfight 2023 #artfight #team werewolves #original characters #other people's ocs #mickules #folks are FAST - I'm working through my revenges; I've been so so spoiled by such lovely art!!! #honestly it keeps giving me whiplash when folk draw my idiot boys #ALSO please if you post any artfights of my lads here lemme know! I wanna reblog them! Tumbl just hides the goods from me!

[thewatercolours]

Podfic: "Captive Crown" by GerbilofTriumph

A shabby narration of GerbilofTriumph's excellent King's Quest fanfiction, "Captive Crown," complete with outrageous attempts at accents and enough bloopers to start a drinking game (with um, raisin juice. There are too many goofs for the real stuff.) This wonderful fiction, full of courage, nightmares, and healing, is gratefully recorded and shared with permission of the author, @gerbiloftriumph. Go check out her awesome creative blog.

All seven chapters are available at the link above, but if you just feel like listening to the first chapter while you scroll, voila:

Original text here:

#podfic #king's quest #king graham #I learned a couple of things about Audible in the process but you're still getting the unedited version because I'm not confident enough to #implement all I've learned. :-) #As usual the thing that frustrates me most is that I cannot for the life of me do a good Graham impression. I mean - none of my impressions #are ever going to land me an act in Vegas - but at least with the others I can kind of hide behind the fact that they're all very zany #voices. Graham's more normal and so it feels like I ought to be able to give a better impression of the music of Josh Keaton's speech #and in my head I do a slightly better job at it then when I hear it played back. But it's all for fun anyway - I just wish my voice #was magic. #But regardless of quality I had a ton of fun and am very thankful to my good pal Gerbil for letting me do this! #I mean I'm preaching to the very small choir here but this really is one of the best KQ fics online and it was a joy to narrate. #if there's any tech flaws please let me know - I should preview the whole thing before I post but I'm too chicken to listen to my voice for #long. ;-)

[arthurtaylorlester]

i just want to shout out texas!michael and outlaw!ty for singlehandedly almost saving the timeline and then making it 10x worse and then dying technically because no one knows they even exist to bring them back. like ik realistically they are NEVER coming back but that doesn't stop them from being my favourite woe.begone duo ever

#but this is w.bg they could totally still be in texas i mean technically outlaw!ty shouldnt have been affected by the correction at all #+ the post credits scene in like episode 113 of jam saying outlaw ty outlaw ty hiding out and scraping by #the EXACT words that ty said to texas michael so like. #what was that about #sorry i just really liked season 9 i'm still not over it #i've barely processed the fact that the timeline was always on track and that the hunters correction was necessary to start their feud in- #the first place #and that there's a low chance of more eagle content #i'm still hung up on sly and marissa being friends #and boris and marissa too #and the development with chance and shadow's relationship i cant #i've made a polycule chart too becaus e like. mikey going crying to matt's house is kinda. yknow #woe.begone spoilers #it's funny how i went from ugh i cant stand ty to him being my favourite character LIKE #ALSO DID JAM SAYING HJH 11 TIMES IN THE THE EPISODE 111 POST CREDIT MEAN ANYTHING #DYLAN PLEASE GIVE ME ANSWERS/j #we were FED thought with tyedgar conversation #woe.begone #w.bg #w.bg spoilers #mike walters best girl #the return of the latvia crew makes me so happy dhjfhjfgj #and og michael!!

[spohkh]

im so obsesssed w the difference bw hyunjin and chan here like PLEASE

#jinnie was living it the fuck UP man #meanwhile channie is just 🧍🏻‍♂️ #im so fucckng in love with him #i saved this has 'hes so awkward.mp4' #bang chan #skz #videos #it made me so sad that he was hidden from the main camera at the end here HES SO LITTLE WHY ARE U HIDING KING I WANT TO SEE U #appreciated this fancam but also they were han focused even during other members' parts and i was like LET ME SEE #MY FUCING BOY #PLEASE #i NEED a better view of channie grinning when everyone shouted WE DONT GIVE A FUCK during topline #god hes so fuckng awkward. it will be a spring wedding.

[bambimeadows]

They’re out of their teeny tiny little minds if they think I’m accepting mw3 as cannon btw 🙆🏽‍♀️ *slight spoiler in tag*

#cod mw3 #call of duty modern warfare #mw3 #yeah no #worst campaign in years #completely needless #also even other than *that* #the plot holes #the nonsense #the forcing me to play some warzone game mode in a campaign #the fact they don’t even try to hide that everything they do is just one giant ad for warzone #ugh. #they couldn’t figure out how to make an interesting impactful storyline so did *that* thinking they ate #AND no cameo from my beloved Alejandro and Rudy? #ew fuck off #and now what? #we wait another 3 or so years to watch them hunt makarov for a whole campaign and kill him at the end #are they not tired? #I paid an extra £10 to pay the campaign early for that? give it back please?

[brattybottomdyke]

plus size clothing shopping be like: all over floral print, cold shoulder sleeves, peplum hemlines, “witty” love yourself graphic tees, more all over floral print, shapeless dresses, plain black clothes, more all over floral, maxi dresses, peasant tops, more shapeless sweater dresses…oh and don’t forget your Spanx!!!

#im trying to shop for clothes not from shein #but it’s honestly so hard #i know shein is bad please don’t come for me #but it’s frustrating bc i have found some of the best plus size variety on that stupid website #other companies even the ones that are supposed to be specifically catering to plus size people don’t have any variety #i like a good floral print as much as the next person but does it have to be on everything?? #and everything’s just super long and shapeless and not meant to highlight your body but hide it instead #im short and fat i need variety #and it’s just not there!!! #this is why i’ve shopped from shein so many times #the quality is dodgy and i know their working conditions are practically slave labor #but i have found a delightful amount of clothes that give me variety and shape and pattern choice #and so many things that actually make me feel good about my body (at least temporarily) #this! is! so!!!!! unbelievably!! frustrating!! #bottom.spm

[metaphorthejesterdraws]

(undertale spoilers but mostly just headcanons and stuff) I'm Not Quite Sure How This Got So Out Of Control???

(perhaps surprisingly, this one DOES actually have a very small amount of blood (as well as an off-screen death), so I'm slapping a warning here and in the tags. just in case. no massive violence, though.)

i set out to practice with word bubbles because i intend to make a full-length fancomic series one of these days, and i needed to figure out the word bubble tool.

i figured i'd just use this offhand idea i had about the King Papyrus neutral route and call it a day. well i'm not quite sure what happened but somewhere it went from "simple comic" to "5 pages of what the heck is this". somehow veered into angst again. welp.

(if you feel like reading my logic behind this whole thing here's the initial idea i wrote up like 2 weeks ago lol)

i was thinking about neutral routes (...again...) and i wondered, would the monsters eventually reach a boiling point? like, would they get so fed up with what they perceive to be papyrus' inability to run a kingdom/actually pursue getting a human SOUL that they turn on him?

sans of course would intervene, constantly reassuring everyone that papyrus was doing all he could (which would be the truth!), and even getting just a lil bit ominous and scary if he needed to.

...which got me to thinking something else. if they tried to overthrow him, what steps would they take? where would they stop? monsters' SOULs are made of love after all (and monsters rarely, if ever, show desire to harm another monster at ALL), but would they take a life if it meant freedom...?

which led me to:

#tw: blood #tw: murder #my silly undertale headcanons #sans #undertale #papyrus #art?? #PLEASE HELP THEM AAAAAAAA #oh this is Sad #“I'M NOT MAD!! I JUST...WANT TO KNOW WHY...” #“...HE SAID HE'D BE BACK BEFORE I KNOW IT...I D-DON'T KNOW WHAT HE MEANS BY THAT...” #“BUT HE TOLD ME NOT TO GIVE UP EITHER!!! SO I WON'T!! NYEH HEH HEH!!!” #Oof Size Large ! #no the missing crown in pages 3-5 was not a mistake :) #That Was Fully Intentional :))) #(Because He Doesn't Think Himself Worthy Of Wearing It Since Sans Perished Under His Rule :)))))))) ) #if it had been the other way around and papyrus was the one who was gone #sans would just straight up vanish without a trace to go hide somewhere and be miserable #UH ANYWAYS-

[everysongineverykey]

genuinely how can you listen to mother love by queen and not come back a changed person.

#I'M A MAN OF THE WORLD AND THEY SAY I'M STRONG #BUT MY HEART IS HEAVY AND MY HOPE IS GONE #I DON'T WANT PITYYYY JUST A SAFE PLACE TO HIDE!!! #MAMA PLEASE #LET ME BACK INSIDE!!!!!!!!! #not okay. #the way it was the last song freddie mercury ever recorded. it's so #the last words the public ever heard him sing were #'i can't take it if you see me cry / i long for peace before i die / all i want is to know that you're there / you're gonna give me all your #sweet mother love' #and it wasn't even released until 1995. how is anyone normal about this #there's just such an atmosphere throughout the whole song!! it's haunting and heavy and emotional #and it knocks you off your feet!! and brian may filling in on the last verse. #the moment you know freddie's truly gone!! #it's perfect this way. it adds so much

[cringefailfagcat]

the way one of my friends offered to get people drinks. one of the others asked for a rum and coke, so i asked for a vodka lemonade n then they stood right behind me and went 'is olive allowed to drink?' it killed something inside me a little bit. like i wasn't episoding i've been responsible about my drinking recently don't take away my autonomy when i'm capable of looking after myself please. i know i barely can but don't. don't make this one of the few things people will actually talk to me for

#sorry but i just feel so isolated in the friend group #like no-one's leaving me out its just everyone is coupled up and the only other single people are in a qpr and go home together to watch #korra everytime we hang out and it kills that i'm the only one who has to go and be alone. everyone else skips off all happy and i'm left #to go back to my little den of depression and fight through the panic abandonment response that i get every time i leave them #but if i isolate myself completely i will be even worse. my therapist told me to make myself socialise as much as i can and i've been tryin #and it's usually alright for most of the time when we're together. like nice even if its heartbreakingly lonely and i dont have the spoons #to contribute consistently to conversations #vent #sorry i'm just. i feel like i'm falling apart slowly #catching bits as they fall and shoving them back into me but still deteriorating faster than i can fix myself #i want to stop. #i can't be a human anymore #i can study and live in literature but i cannot be human #i can't be loved. #i just want to beg one of my tutors to let me camp out in their office for a few hours so they can help me somehow do my essay #like. i can't do it on my own. i can't think enough to scrape up my memory of the books i'm writing about #and i don't have time to reread them to find quotes #i just. want to be a cat hiding under people's tables with the occasional pet from people who are kind enough to like my type of creature #but be left to sleep and do what i need to at my own pace #is that really so much to ask? can i become smaller please. take away this body of mine and give me something that fits the shape of me

[littleragondin]

Dragon!Mangkorn and Tiger!Yai, inspired by a still of one of their photo shoots and @scarefox comment that Mos looked very dragon-y in it (he did).

[if on mobile click for full quality]

#Big Dragon the series #Mangkorn x Yai #MangkornYai #the comment 100% triggered the whole thing which is why I tagged but if you want your @ removed please just tell me and I will! #thanks to the people in here who wrote about the series colors and yin/yang symbolism for guiding the aesthetic choices I made #a few comments on my choices bc I don't want to clog the description so #Mangkorn's 'crest' is inspired by Thai Naga dragons depictions I found #(I had started with more 'classically' chinese dragons as inspo but they just looked incredibly cool) #I didn't want to give Yai animal ears (despite finding it lovely) bc of the double ear situation it would induce #so he has a tail AND also skin stripped markings #(I *know* tiger's stripes are purely on their fur this is like artistic licence) #also it's fake fur on his coat #but he strikes me as the kind of guy who would wear faux-fur of his own species and play it as #'wearing the hide of my enemies so fckn b e w a r e' #and while Mangkorn's claws are false Yai's nails are particularly sharp #no other reason that I wanted him to claw Mangkorn's neck but had the visual of those claw-ring-things before anything else in there #anyway they both have really nice faces (especially Yai goodness) but very challenging to draw - a nice exercise #my art #qmdslkjf my autocorrect keep switching Yai to Yaoi I'm just („ಡωಡ„) p l e a s e

[your-zipper-is-down]

This is my BillyTella (100th loop) song for the ages, cause I love angst 💕

#Tella singing it to Billy ofc #'Your body is broken but you're trying to fight this (he literally got spoiled!!!) #'I'm fighting for you; I'm hiding for you but it's killing me to love you' BECAUSE YEAH HE DID. HE KNOWS WHERE HIS PLAN IS GONNA LEAD THEM #his love for billy is gonna kill him; seeing him act like the villain is killing him already #'And you were starting to heal but you've been tearing apart this' you have me (Tella); you have Tatiana! please billy please let us help! #'I give you my heart just to watch you waste it; and I can't let go when you still need saving...' #billytella #music #shut up cat

[hellfireeddiemunson]

if everyone with a pet could please give their pet the biggest amount of love on my behalf i would love that right now:(

#for anyone who has seen my post/posts about my cat she unfortunately passed away a little while ago :( #tw death #just everyone please give your animals all the love in the world and always appreciate them and give them attention whenever u can:( #i’m gonna moss her so fucking bad she was so sweet and silly and meant everything to me i’m so fuckjng sad i can’t stop crying #this fucking week is so stupid i don’t want to exist the rest of this week i just wanna hide in bed til january 1st and hope life is better

[buttercupart]

concept: the reason “C” and “D” are included as blood types in the goner maker creation process is because after the first human fell, Dr WD Gaster took samples from them to study and work off of - he doesn’t remember that part, since it’s been a long time… and also he was shattered across time and space, but he does still remember having access to human blood vials labeled “C.D.”, stored in a fridge in the lab, which clearly could only stand for what types they were

#hehehehe #Based off my reality as the nibling of an aunt who works in epibio #she works in a lab and routinely comes around with a cup full of coins shaking it and going ‘blood please give me your blood please’ #and I do. I partake in her studies and give her all my blood for her twisted twisted research purposes #she’s literally . coming over tonight to A. do laundry and B. request more blood like the vampire in hiding she is #my life is basically just #Blood for the blood gods #not art

[gamebunny-advance]

Stupid Twitter Question

Is it "normal" for people to make comments about a post, separate from the original? Like if someone retweets my art and then follows it up with a standalone post saying "Cute!" or something to that effect.

Is that the equivalent of when we do tag comments here? So, it's like a courtesy thing of not wanting to bog down the post with extra stuff, or is it a shyness thing and these people are just too shy to tell me their nice comments?

#i see some people do that. typically non-english users. the english ones will usually reply directly on the post #when this happens it's always to say something nice so i dunno why they'd try to hide it even if i need to translate it #like yes. please feed my ego. it gives me strength #is there an expectation for me to be checking every single retweet for these comments #are are they trying to bury it? #i dunno. it just seems odd #at least with tag comments op can see them #which can be good or bad #but generally i like knowing that people like what i'm posting