#just keel over at this point

[aroaceleovaldez]

Nico and Percy's dynamic through the series is eternally funny to me, because it's just. like.

Percy's having a constant mental struggle between his fatal flaw of loyalty with a promise he made to Bianca to protect Nico, versus his Big 3 kid desire to maim other Big 3 kids / Poseidon descendant urge to totally maim Nico specifically. He hates Nico so so much. He thinks Nico's annoying and weird at best, and creepy/sketchy when he's older. The only positive thoughts Percy has towards Nico are "He's Bianca's brother and Bianca was my friend and I owe her/He's Hazel's brother and Hazel is my friend and would kill me if I was mean to him," "He's a powerful asset and useful ally (if questionable)," and "He's kinda pathetic and I feel maybe a little bad about it." Percy has multiple occasions throughout the series where he strongly considers - and on one occasionally actually goes through with - throttling Nico.

Meanwhile, Nico is following around Percy like a lost puppy. He explicitly can never bring himself to even dislike anything about Percy no matter how hard he tries. He has a whole bit in BoO where he's mentally going "UGH he's so stupid BUT IT'S ENDEARING HOW DARE HE." He's totally smitten. He's making deals with his dad for Percy. He's making convoluted plans to help Percy stand a chance against Kronos. During the entirety of BoTL it's like he's playing tsundere - "I'm helping NOT PERCY SPECIFICALLY with this quest! Me helping Percy would be SILLY because I DEFINITELY HATE HIM." Then he proceeds to show up to Percy's birthday party to basically ask him on a weird date and spend the entire next book scrambling around trying to help him or protect him or impress him. And Percy could not give less of a shit.

Just. That dynamic is so funny to me. Percy is the founder of the Nico Protection Club in that he's the one they're all protecting Nico from and meanwhile Nico is throwing himself at Percy to the point where the literal god of gay love calls him out on it.

#pjo #percy jackson #nico di angelo #Percy shows up at CJ and squints at Nico like ''hm. why do i feel like i hate you? like i just wanna punch you in the face?'' #and Nico just immediately goes ''huh no idea anyways i have to go-'' and jumps into Tartarus #but not before he gives Hazel essentially a detailed explanation of ''this is Percy i cant say much but please dont let him die <3'' #and Nico's whole Tartarus trip was basically a whole ''im doing this so no one else has to'' #only for Percy and Annabeth to fall in like one book later and Nico proceeds to spend the next book internally screaming about it #and then Cupid calls him out on it and the next book #Nico's just like ''at this point im hoping i keel over within the next week just so i can force this dumb crush to chill the fuck out'' #Nico staring pointedly at Will: ''For my own sake i need to form another crush RIGHT NOW so i can finally get over Percy.'' #''this has been so bad for my health'' #Nico's crush on Percy is just too funny to me. horrible pick my guy. terrible job. love that for you. he could not be less interested. #Percy LITERALLY TRIES TO KILL NICO and ditch him in the underworld and Nico is somehow STILL like ''but i love him'' #Percy basically chokes him. beats up his dad. tells him ''go get smited by your dad for me.'' and ditches him. #and Nico's opinions/crush on him DO NOT CHANGE #though also Nico's reaction to Percy beating up his dad + skeletons is SO funny. his jaw is on the floor. he's flustered about it. #he just witnessed Percy be incredibly hot and proceeded to go ''yea i'll do anything for this man. collect reinforcements of 3 gods? sure'' #nico you absolute DISASTER with HORRIBLE TASTE. you can do better. raise your standards. #which tbh is funnier when you factor in sun and the star. Nico just wont stop crushing on guys who dislike him and everything he stands for

[tripleyeeet]

i am so tired of talking to doctors who don’t take my health seriously!!!

#at this point i’m just going to keel over and die i think

[designernishiki]

I never finished the telephone club stuff in 0 until today (currently replaying 0, trying to 100% the game) and like. actually. what the fuck was up with the bad-end telephone club dates. like. not even exaggerating, completely unironically, it is fully implied that kiryu got fucking raped. multiple times. as a joke. that’s absolutely fucking wild

#it’s so fucking jarring #I mean kiryu is sexually assaulted all the damn time (mostly by women #because he’s a man so it’s okay :) ) but this is like. full-on implied rape. #unclear what kind in particular but that’s really unimportant #it literally gets to the point where after one of them- a woman old enough to be his mom (mind you he is hardly even legal and definitely #not at the maturity of most 20 year olds in this area) forcibly takes him to a hotel and the next thing we see is him outside that hotel #with his health bar completely depleted keeled over like he’s exhausted and in physical pain/discomfort #muttering to himself ‘that didn’t happen. that didn’t happen.’ #like #this was?? played off like any other end-of-substory comedic moment #bitch that wasn’t funny at all that was actually the most disturbing non-storyline scene ive seen in this entire game #he is straight up traumatized from being physically and sexually assaulted by someone twice his age and just has to shove it in the back of #his head and hope he forgets about it somehow because. well. he’s a man. #like wow we’re really just. gonna glide over that one huh #fucking christ dude #I seriously wonder how much that shit has haunted him and damaged his perception of physical affection/etc #anyway this is gonna linger in my head for a while #kiryu #rambling #yakuza 0 #y0 #kazuma kiryu #cw sa mention #cw sa

[yuridovewing]

It was so strange to me to read the scene where Snowbush dies cause he's apparently Lilyheart's husband )I think) yet we never see him do anything before he dies. Shouldn't we have seen him interact more with Twigpaw if he was so important to lily?

well as this book asserts over and over with fernsong, a tom interacting with and parenting his children is weird and unusual! so snowbush was probably a deadbeat dad and no one cared! because thats the female's job. /s

actually we don't see his kits react to his death at all, twigpaw only ever talks about lilyheart and iirc doesn't really respond to his death in any unique way. for larksong being a topic in this book, we don't really see him interacting with snowbush and he doesn't seeeeeem to have a unique reaction to snowbush's death, especially not compared to his mother. so the erins might actually have thought that, idk.

#im not trying to be like '''OMG SNOWBUSH IS NEGLECTFUL'' i dont really think that. i just think the authors dont care abt him sdklfjlksdf #its more like it likely just never occurred to the writers that he should interact with his children #..... but also yknow if he was a woman people would raise hell- #although it IS worth pointing out that cloudtail and brightheart arent pointed out as mourning him either #so i think the erins just didnt care and wanted a nobody death #man in my discord server i said this but i compared it to longtails death #imagine if he didnt have an established bond with mousefur and he never really had any relevant history #and barely interacted with anyone especially the main characters- and also the tree didnt kill him immediately he just gets forgotten about #and then a few chapters later they write a weird and uncomfortable death scene where he just keels over #instead of dying in the actual impact which wouldve left an actual impression #i point out longtail bc hes literally mentioned in the chapter like ''wow remember this sad character death? lets make another like it. #but lamer!'' #longtails death worked because he was a known and beloved character and he left behind more loved ones like mousefur #ntm his death was sudden and avoidable but not in a way that feels cheap #with this it feels like they swung the roulette wheel to pick who dies this week

[the-faultofdaedalus]

i’ve reached terminal level brainrot w/ leverage and that is the “insert remortal tony into a plot even if it makes no sense”

#first i was like. ok let him get shot by a mark that would be fun #(he’s not in on it he’s just Here and intervenes re: bullet) #but then i remembered hardison’s fancy EMP gun #and now i’m thinking that they should be stalling him for some reason #mark is a rival company. tony’s on his way there. they need the mark to think tony’s backed out of smth #i don’t know or care why #but like. he gets in his car and hardison pulls the trigger like no car no go #and tony almost IMMIEDIETLY keels over #everyone in the van at the scene starts freaking out (i think it’s parker eliot hardison. for reasons) #and nate just asks. hey hardison. what would happen if you pointed that thing at someone with a pacemaker #AND WELL YEAH ABOUT THAT #hardison is very upset. he didn’t mean to do this! it was an accident! he doesn’t want to be a murderer #they all try to help but by the time they even get across the parking garage it’s too late #anyways eliot takes him into the van bc they need to figure out what to DO about this #while nate and sophie continue with the con #they can’t just drop it. too suspicious. no one wants hardison to go down for murder but!!! tony is dead! hardison did do it! it’s a mess!! #if they’re lucky it might get chalked up to natural causes if someone finds his body #pacemaker failure. if he’s already had a bad heart (and he’s have to to keel over that quick from an EMP) #it’s not impossible. #anyways they’re all yelling about this meanwhile tony is just being Very Very still on the floor of the van #like ‘’pls just dump me in the river so i can Leave.’’ #he can tell how freaked hardison is abt it and feels a bit bad for him gkskdksksk #like yeah he knows he killed him but it was an accident!!! and honestly what he’s hearing abt their con #well. he’s not opposed. he knows enough about whatever mark this is #he just wants to be dumped somewhere so he can go home #make some sort of appearance so he gets on the news so no one thinks he’s dead #but then they start talking about assumptions abt the mark and the job and. fuck. #he can’t help himself but he sits up like ‘’you’re wrong that won’t work’’ #and everyone in the van screams

[jrueships]

his little superman after saving metropolis pose while looking around all happy & proud at the beginning 😭 he doesn't even know he might be in hot water for basically saying doc rivers' is the reason why the grizz won

#and to top it off he said ass right b4 it ended #jaren just needs to interrupt ggs interviews at this point like #OOOOKAY -- HI GRIZZ NATION (c: 👋🏿... BYYEEEE GRIZZ NATIONN-- * guides gg away by the shoulders* #... #*runs back on camera* FOR NOW *runs away* *runs back panting* tHAT DOESNT MEAN IM LEAVING- *runs away* #*runs back* iM. IM JUST LEAVING THIS POTEBTIALLY UNCOMFORTABLE SITUATI- i'M *NOT* TALKING ABT THE TEAM BTW- #( two hours later) #jaren wheezing out of breath: s....s.....sEe gG-- ... THAT is.... how you... ohgod im gonna HGGHHHH- #deal with THE MEDIA..... P-R-O-P-E-R-L-Y--- *keels over* #gg: :] ......... #gg: FUCK DOC RIVERS #gg

[despertara]

ummmmmmm did you know i love u.

Me, showing this ask to my work husband and my manager and my tax guy and my four baristas and the individual stopped next to me at a red light while I wait for a devoted left turn and the guy surveilling the Target self-check and my sister and my neighbor with the goldendoodle and my other neighbor who borrowed pliers from me when he moved in (why do you as a man not own pliers. 🤔 Are you a nepobaby) and also my two cats: This is my Beautiful Big Nose Slavic Taurus Queen 🇧🇦👑 and I am loving her SO 😫 much every second of every minute of EVERY day 😤 literally I am always thinking abt her 🥹 and I am so happy when I see her on my dash 😍 and I like all of her text posts 🫡 and her incredible art of Emet-Selch #pepaw 🧓 and I hope she always has a fat lil iced coffee 🧋 and a blunt 🚬 and air conditioning ❄️ and good wifi for the Final Fantasy 🎮 and I am cursing her mean coworkers 😡 and the hospital for stealing her blood bitch give that BACK 🤬 and also I am Kissing her on the mouth 💋 btw her daughter (my niece) is a lizard 🦎 AMEN!!!!!!!!!

#UMMMMMMMMM!!!!!!! #[ POINTS ] MY MUTUAL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! 😍😍😍😭😭😭 #KISSING AND KISSING AND KISSING AND KISSING U #THANK U FOR LOVING ME I LOVE U TOO #TRASHQUEST2K23 #Btw someday we will absolutely play FFXIV 2gether... I just know my current laptop will keel over if I try rn but SOMEDAY

[revvywevvy]

:(

#cell screams #//TMI rant incoming dont read if u dont wanna read abt the woes of having a god forsaken uterus #//but ouuuugh the fucking cramps it huuuurts whyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy #//stupid fuckin period and its stupid fuckin cramps #//and those stupid bleeding nullifying meds I have to take giving me said stupid cramps #//i feel like someone just took a sledgehammer to my abdomen this shit is awful #//literally just trying to grind out the hr loot drops and im having to afk mid fight bc I keep either vomitting or keeling over #//and the pain meds arENT DOING SHIT WHATS THE POINT OF ADVERTISING URSELF AS A CRAMP ALLEVIATOR IF U DONT WORK #//sighing heavily and wishing chip and misty were real. I need to just be wrapped in a blanket and held this shit hurts so bad #//bc u know with the inner mechanisms doin their thing those two would be warm #//oh to be wrapped in a blankie and held in the strong arms of a warm pretty 9 foot tall gentle giant robot #//or a warm pretty 6 foot tall robot whose also very gentle and very gender and. okay im getting side tracked #//can they just both somehow hold me at the exact same time thanks. #//curls up into a ball. dies.

[freerangeranger]

is it wrong to be concerned for victorias mental state right now

I appreciate your massive amount of empathy anon. Victoria seems to be some form of 'Shadow Person' at the moment.

There are a few other instances of this being the case after the Shadow Sky event - all are being closely monitored for their health - except Victoria because she fucking crashed and escaped.

Maybe she will learn and imporve through the power of friendship or whatever. But this woman just about severed my femoral artery. My appologies if her repentance or lack thereof is falling on deaf ears.

#irl pokemon #rl pokemon #pokeblogging #shadow sky epilouge #asks #im just ignoring her at this point #she will keel over soon enough #hopefully #cw injury

[cockroachgirl1997]

working thru statistics and probability courses all day just to then make the demented decision to pick sudoku as my wind down activity... the numbers.. they are tormenting me

#personal #addicted to numbers but at some point my brain just keels over #sorry guys. can't play with you anymore. see u tomorrow

[bookwormcheerleader]

it’s four thirty. i have been awake for almost twenty minutes. i give up. my alarm is at 5. but my moms dog decided getting up was too difficult to do alone. crucially, she does not need physical help up and off her bed; she just refuses to be the only one awake this early

#y’all i’ve been waiting on this dog to keel over for three years. that’s how long ago the litter AFTER hers went #at this point i’m allowed to be mad at her when she wakes me up just cuz

[unproduciblesmackdown]

i went through this account’s handful of videos from this show, and i’m pretty confident that’s will roland, next to harrison chad as quince, despite the view being mostly obstructed from the angle this whole time. he’s Most Visible for a moment at the very end lol. since the costuming is just a buttonup and tie w/no especial “it’s This character, or Any character” cues, i’ll guess he’s “will roland” at this point, though that doesn’t mean he wasn’t appearing in some other capacity earlier. every pre-2018 xmas wrole cited in that tweet has been accounted for, but that doesn’t mean he hasn’t been some of those characters more than once, as is definitely true for uncle peenie appearances

#the sixth annual show....twenty thirteen....don't know of any more specific info abt this one. like ''oh xyz pic is from then'' #i think the third annual show in twenty ten was Probably his first one / the year of peter the coffee kid but that's still technically #an informed guess as it were lol....and evidently he was in the next yr's show as the christmas burgler / also just [ensemble] #but atm so far as i know regarding definite Dates / the Year; there's only this b/w that & the twenty fifteen 8th annual show there #wherein he was uncle peenie / virgin mary dancer / belly button puppet show puppeteer / will roland At Least #was like hmm twenty twelve/thirteen was The Black Suits times; would he have been able to make it... #but the fact that harrison chad does appear to be there suggests it was entirely plausible for anyone else in the cast to be #what with him playing brandon....and lo & behold does seem to be william next to him there #but yeah can't even speculate ''is This the show in which he played [role listed as having been played but hasn't been seen elsewhere]??'' #b/c they've all been seen elsewhere at least the once #the other videos are mostly like twenty or thirty or six second increments of mostly the mister chestnut number & like one other full song #but there was like a forty second recording of Virgin Mary Ft. Her Dancers & i was like god can you imagine. i'll lose it. #by which one means be Head In Hands like keeling over a bit. but none of them was him lmao so [oh lord. imagine] averted beyond that #joe iconis christmas extravaganza #will roland #glad there's a more visible glimpse right at the end but my watching it all prior like Okay Come On Now lmfao #i mean at least it was evident most of the way that there was even a person there to go ''oh huh that could be him'' about #just still thinking about the ''mike wazowski'd but for the viewer / listener looking / listening for him'' experience from the other day #npr affiliate station ep abt gtm:pota that at least cited every oscr cast member by name w/the sole exception of will lmao. cmon #billions wide group shot showing everyone's face except whoops winston in the corner blocked by the group of extras. pointing #but w/these glimpses it's like; hey; it's Anything which is impressive; it's identifiable Enough; also hardly guaranteed. i'll take it

[traumxrei-archive]

HELLO HELLO!! Its nice to talk to you again, but i hope your enjoying your vacation!!

1) The new leona fic is amazing!! i live for your characterizations!! so so good. Also im sure you already saw my tags but Mr King Lion himself came home twice in 11 pulls, so im quite happy. Love him lots hes great. :]

2) Im pretty sure tumblr ate up one of my asks again. I was trying to show you Yu’s new ref sheet but tumblr said no. i’ll try and send it in the next ask so hopefully tumblr doesn’t eat this one too.

3) Alright so. Vil. barely liked him pre-book 5. his character didn’t excite me. (also because twst en did him SO DIRTY.) but then like. i looked through JP translations and stuff because again. twst en. but like, Vil is actually really cool?? idk what it is but for some reason i like him a lot? and then i uh. fell down a rabbit hole of fanfics and character analysis’ and. I love him now? God when will it be my turn to have men fussing over me. anyways sorry this part got a tad long lmao

4) I figured you’d enjoy my discord status.

Anyways, have a great day/night/whatever ! (lmao)

-🍓

HELLOOO !!! GOOD TO SEE YOU AGAIN SAWYER <3

1) !! i'm so very happy you enjoyed the leona b'day fic !! he's just *squishes him* so i wanted to write something nice for his birthday hehe (still kinda unsatisfied with the ending so i might change it sometime soon,,,,stay tuned for that ig) AND OMG YOUR GACHA LUCK *PASSES OUT* WHEN WILL YOUR DORM CARD COME HOME TO ME LEONAAAA

2) ah ! i think i have that ask in my inbox this time !! it's just a lot of asks get buried under other asks so i'm sorry abt that T^T imma attach the reference sheet below if that's okay ^^

here he is <33 very cute 10/10 on the floofy hair scale jsdkfjs i love the spiky tail too, he could literally use it as a weapon at this point... and the horns !! i bet malleus is super chuffed to see another student that also has horns (after he figures out yu's a demon ofc) but he'd also probably think it's cute bc even with the horns yu's still shorter than him <333

how is the story rewrite going ? i hope it's going well ^^ and also ! i hope you're having luck designing his full demon form :D don't forget to have fun with it wooooo

3) AND I TOTALLY GET YOU !! vil was also a character that i didn't really have much of an opinion on simply bc i didn't read enough stories with him in it. n from what little i saw i wasn't too interested in his character.... BUT YEAH BOOK 5 REALLY FLIPPED MY OPINION ON HIM !! i haven't actually started playing book 5 on en bc of all the stuff i had going on, but imma be really sad if they did do him dirty T^T bc book 5 really showcases who vil is as a character n what he holds close.... i could talk abt this man all day but let's just end it here !!

4) SJKDFSKFSJF YOUR STATUS IS CLASS !! WE LOVE TO SEE THEM CAUSING PROBLEMS ON PURPOSEEEEE <33

#/trau replies #/🍓 anon #i am enjoying my vacation immensely !! #but it's also getting to that point in time where i'm overtired #so i just wanna sleep #i think i took a nap yesterday and it lasted 4 hours #my sib thought i keeled over and d worded /j #ALSO ! i hope you're also having a wonderful day/night !!!

[charlotterenaissance]

youtube done gone and recommended the flashback scene in curse of chucky which means i'll just combust if i watch the movie

#i don't care what that says about me #dangit i fell in love with brad because of his gemini killer role #if i actually see brad dourif going around being charles lee ray and being all creepy and murder-y i might actually combust #i mean yeah i saw the bits with fiona as young chucky and by gawd did that keel me over but #and call me a fake fan if you want #but i legitimately did not know that brad came back on the screen at some point in the franchise and i don't really know the plot #hmmm i guess i could go ahead and watch it comma get it out of my system #see you can tell i am flustered cos i tend to type more along the lines the way i talk when i get this way #i am *thinking* in a stronger southern drawl #down me down! #my girlfriend really wants to watch the rest of the series but now i'm gonna need more time to emotionally situate myself #i'll do it eventually though especially since they are bringing glend/da back in season two #and they're my favorite characters #child's play #chucky #charles lee ray #brad dourif #sorry to spring this on everyone i just got some crappy news and the filter is currently gooooone

[r0semultiverse]

I can’t wait to be a way older trans person and all the older tphobes start leaving this mortal coil. I’ll be grinning & cackling throughout my life. I WON BITCH! You’re 6 feet under & I’m still here! 💥

#had to censor myself just a tad bit bevause I know how the internet is #I’m going to take every little victory I can get against you bafoons :) #it’s gonna taste so sweet; much like the deserts I’ll be treating myself to every time one keels over #you bet I’ll be celebrating loudly & proudly #you want me to just go unseen & unheard? oh PLEASE #IM NOT GOING ANYWHERE #& even if I do; people will carry on my spiteful soul & energy in their hearts! #carry on my compassion if fate ever takes me into its hands; help those in need; you know the deal #don’t worry this isn’t a S letter; it’s just me thinking out loud #I marked this post myself as a defense mechanism btw before we go pointing fingers; as much as it is warranted though #trans #transgender #mine #op

[kariachi]

Current MHS2 Status: It's totally fine that five of my six monsties are week to thunder damage- This is 100% not a problem- I am not in denial-

#achi plays #we are at a point where i cannot get rid of my barioth because if i do we just keel over at the next zinogre fight #the next lagiacrus fight #the next tobi kedachi fight #if a great thunderbug wanders too close we collapse