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#just means big boy i guess lmao
bylertruther ยท 11 months
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i don't like season three when viewing it as a continuation of seasons one and two, but i do very much like season three when viewing it as the prequel to seasons four and five... hmmmmm.
#rewatching it bc i wanted to make another foreshadowing compilation post for myself regarding what will's actions will#likely be in season five re: vecna and lmao. so many things are just... it's like. it makes me laugh how In Your Face it is now#that we know all that we know. so many direct parallels both with dialogue and actions. mike/will/lucas/el foreshadowing their s4 roles.#the flaying of the holloways and the creels. the dormancy / activation shit. the building shit. the natural progression of their arcs.#the different ways that their characters approach problem solving and how we see tht reinforced by s4. it's so fascinating#genuinely i think idk it was just such a big culture shock i guess u could say from 1 and 2 that it was hard to digest on its own for me#but now that 4 is in the same vein it's like Oh. Okay. Yeah no. I get it now. That's cool. I'm forever bitter but I get it and respect it.#3 4 and 5 are a package deal considering they also said 4 was like part 1 of 5.#it also makes sense bc the point of 3 was that everyone was changing and building themselves in a new way and that#includes vecna so. just so fascinating how they link everything and how their vision is so consistent with certain plots and characters#like. the lucas max mike n will + el involvement is right there. the idea that they have to kill vecna and not just his puppets is right#there. that 2nd point starts in season two but three is where it really turns into an ''the end justifies the means'' situation#(especially for will which i think is something a lot of people overlook butโ€”)#s3 is painful when considering their personal character arcs but fucking delicious when considering the overarching supernatural vecna plot#bc thts also when he starts his ''there is no stopping this'' shtick and actually enters the story#and he's fucking slimy lol. which i Love#anyway. omg first i defended mike in the rain fight and now i'm saying i kind of like season three who the FUCK am i!!!!!#crazy what feeling the need to defend a white boy's honor will do to you ๐Ÿ˜ณ
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purgeshubble ยท 5 months
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chiblee, justin, guude team ?? hell yeah <33
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tubbytarchia ยท 2 months
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Doc and Jimmy brainrot part 1 lmao oh no
Basically "What if Doc was in the Life games and Jimmy triggered his parental instincts again". You guys will see my vision. I don't care what it takes. You will see this very specific vision I have god damn it if it's the last thing I do
This is all I have to use as propaganda right now but some ideas and justification below cut!!
Been imagining a lot of Doc/Jimmy interactions both in a traffic and HC context, both of which I'd love to draw for but obvs this for now is 3rd life and I want to draw a little something for each Life series. You'll see!!
The general idea is inspired by a moment from one of the Decked Out streams in which Jimmy calls for Etho and Doc's all "you're triggering my parental instinct... I wanna take you into my hand and take you to a safe place" yep that's it that's the whole inspiration!!
Jimmy deserves love and he does get it to various degrees ofc (Tango, Bad Boys etc) but man... It's so fun to me to imagine Doc in traffic, I think he claimed that he didn't want to be part of the life games because he was afraid of being too competitive (or so I heard), but god it's so fun to imagine big scary mad scientist goat man in that scenario and him probably going at it on his own a lot of the time, but this god forsaken mf Jimmy knows exactly how to unintentionally trigger his parental instincts. I want Doc to subtly take Jimmy under his wing especially as Jimmy keeps dying first. So maybe Jimmy is a bit incompetent and loud as far as he knows, but he sees that he's trying his best and the dad in him can't help but intervene just a tiny bit (and I do mean just a tiny bit) as the games go on. Yes I'm just gonna shove Doc into the Life Games just because I wish this dynamic could have happened and I beg you to put up with it!!
For the above drawing specifically since, sigh, I'm slow and that's all I have to offer rn... it's of course 3rd life, starting off. I imagine Jimmy's wings sprouting during that, because the whole "canary curse" began with the Life Games etc. And this post isn't about FH but just for context as I imagine it, Scott who doesn't like unpredictability convinces him to clip his wings (thanks Bree) because Jimmy's not a proper avian (unlike Grian who has a more "airborne" body, bird feet etc rather than just... wings) and he'd never be able to take flight anyway, those wings would only encumber him. (And then Jimmy keeps clipping them himself until DL Ranchers but cough this post isn't about that). I imagine the avians (for my specific roster, just Grian) have their wings magically clipped anyway just enough to prevent flight and make the games fair. Doc ofc isn't avian himself but he knows that Grian greatly frowns upon the act of willingly clipping wings so when he sees that Jimmy's quickly growing wings have been clipped as well, he can't help but ask, because why would that be necessary while his wings are so small anyway? And Jimmy's response triggers a wee bit of fatherly concern in him but thats it for 3rd life woo
For the rest I just wanna draw more tiny moments of interaction until I get to Secret Life, I guess!! The brainrot is really fucking strong guys
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mrfoox ยท 2 years
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Playing and talking with my boys will really just not get old. It's been 6 yrs but it's still a good time
#miranda talking shit#Only time i play overwatch is with them and we have all evolved and grown but thats still Our Game#We play from time to time and it feels so good safe and stable....#Cant explain it but playing a game that long with some people you just ... Feel very at ease#Like not an 'i know they wont ever let me down' bc thats not the point but more of an... I know where you'll generally be and if i tell you#Something you'll listen? Very nice. Nothing more safe than roo playing soilder72 or mccree. And fabian on lucio#Granted our friend group have declined a lot we used to be 6+ people but still us three still playing and being friends after 6yrs it feels#Secure af... Old friends too i still feel good the rare times they come on and play its still that security feeling#Matt on hog Giulio on reinhart and Antonio on junk/zen thats just yeah (':#I guess we just mend well and even if we dont win all the time its still fun and yeah???#Big bonus that we play characters that mend well with the others#I mean im the mercy main who can shift to soke others supports when needed anf whip oiy the winston if i must#Im being lame but yeah i really like it... All of us also have secondary characters which aren't the same but also work well with the other#Roo has zarya and ana plus sombra/tracer. Fabian plays a lot but genji/doomfist and ball. And i mean i got winston sym/torb/moira#We can generally adjust a lot to the rest of our team and fit in well and it feels good aw man#Im emotional over an video gam and my frirnds lmao#The boys#Miranda talking shit
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chicken shop date.
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had to make this into a imagine.
summary: you get the chance to interview central cee on your show titled "chicken shop date" but he's obviously into you. sorry to ameila dimoldenburg lmao.
pairings: central cee x reader
genre: fluff / slightly suggestive
word count: 2k (unedited)
a/n: imagine that ameila dimoldenburg doesn't exist for the whole sake of the plot. i stole most of her iconic replies though. thank you and GIVE ME REQUESTS. <3
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finally. you've got a special guest on for today that's been a fan of your show for a long time and well.. you. although, you haven't had the pleasure of meeting one another in reality, but luckily he agreed to have a chicken shop date with you.
central cee.
you both sit down behind a table in a small yet cosy morleys, the camera crew sets up and prepares for the show whilst a small yet not too large crowd accumulates outside the shop at sight of you two.
you greet central cee and he beams back at you as you both get comfortable and prepare for the small interview/date. "it's nice to have you on the show." you thank him.
"it's calm, i've always wanted to be here." he responds, insisting that it really isn't truly that big of a deal.
you won't lie to yourself, you've always found central cee to be attractive ever since he happened to become a uk rap sensation. i mean who hasn't. you're excited and feel as if it's a blessing to sit before him.
"i actually watch this show too, i saw your interview with burna boy." he admits, referencing the last interview i held about a month ago.
my mouth agapes as i feel honoured to the fact that he actually took the chance to watch my show, "really?" you ask him out of disbelief and he nods proudly.
you'd admit, you'd thought it would be awkward to hold an interview with central cee considering the fact that he hasn't been too shy about the fact that you're considered his celebrity crush but surprisingly, he's very comforting to be around and is down-to-earth.
"i mean obviously you watch my interviews." you joke referencing to his interest in you and he laughs, not denying it at all.
the interview begins.
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"what would you say your type is." you ask him and he pauses for a moment thinking to himself before he breaks into a smile. you notice this and furrow your brows confused.
"i like.. i like-" he starts.
"why're you smiling?" you question him confused, although it's an obvious inside joke with the two of you and everyone else that his type is clearly you.
"i don't really know my type, it changes innit it changes by the season." he denies the obvious making me roll my eyes, he sees this and it only makes him laugh.
"well it's winter." you tell him.
"i want my girl to be able to teach me something." he says, before he glares directly at you. you don't let it faze you and you continue to play along with your passive aggressive humour.
"i know a lot, i could teach you something." you joke and he shrugs raising his brows impressed.
"i guess your my type then." he mumbles, his eyes glancing away towards his box of chips and chicken wings.
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"what's your favourite tattoo you have?" you question him before eating on one of your chips, central cee listens carefully to you.
"i'm just one big tattoo and the moment, i don't really, i don't know- it's all just blended into one." he rambles as he thinks to himself looking over his clothed arms and chest.
you find him adorable especially his way of speaking, "i like them." you compliment him and something behind his eyes reads pleased.
"thanks."
it's obvious that he's clearly into you, everything from the way that he looks at you, the way he listens carefully whenever you speak and the way that he sits.
you try your best to not make the episode seem like to serious of a date, but with him sitting in front of you, it seems completely impossible.
"i'm not sure how i feel about face tattoos." you mutter, hinting to the small tattoos that decorate his face, he slightly frowns.
"really?"
"would you get another one?" you ask him curiously and he hums thinking to himself.
"maybe not after you said that." he utters jokingly sadly and you both share a short moment of laughter.
"i was joking."
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"how long does it take for you to fall in love?"
your question clearly doesn't fall onto interested ears, as a matter of a fact central cee obviously doesn't favour the word love at all.
"i don't know if i've fallen in love before." he admits with a smile to hide how suddenly deep the conversation has gotten.
"you've never fallen in love?" you ask him genuinely surprised.
"no, no- i guess so. i have a weird outlook on love." he responds before pausing looking at you. you ask him to continue on. "i just think it's a delusion innit."
you raise your brows at his response finding it different from your views, "like what, it isn't real?"
"i've been thinking about it a lot recently.. because yeah it's on my mind anyway." he starts finding an interest in the unopened water bottle that lies on the table between you.
"feel like you just have to be a bit deluded."
"that don't mean it isn't real." your response has him in lost of words and he glances about the place before shrugging in response. "i think when you fall in love you'll know." your words make you both share a gaze for a moment before he breaks it, thinking to himself.
"i mean, what if your girl fucks around and it makes your belly hurt, i dunno if that's a good conation on love." he confesses and he notices how it makes you smile.
"maybe that's just what love means to you."
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"you've got long hair?" you question him.
"my hair is long." he replies his face looking slightly miserable.
"would you ever take it out of the sock it's always in." you joke and he laughs before he hums thinking of his next words.
"i dunno, i feel like i'm going through a bit of an identity crisis at the moment." he admits, and you hum in reply.
"i like long hair." you smile and he sees so before grinning.
"guess, i'll keep it then." he glances away again.
he's just like a little school boy who's gotten the chance to speak with his crush for the first time. it's cute.
"do i look like i'm hot, like my face is hot." you question him using your hands to fan your face and he shakes his head.
"you're fine." he starts glancing over at your face, "i like it though, it's like natural blush."
"stop flirting with me."
"it's cute." he mumbles gazing at you.
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"i'm really bad at flirting." he sighs to himself rubbing his head deep in thought, you furrow your brows in disbelief.
"what do you mean you're bad at flirting?"
"yeah, i'm just shit at flirting, i can't flirt man."
"so what, you don't get with a lot of girls all the time?" he hurries to deny and shake his head, but you only listen to him curiously.
"you're telling me you don't go out with anyone?" you raise his brow and he watches you do so, hurrying to think of his next words.
"no, maybe i do go out sometimes, it's not like i'll go out of my way to do so." he tells you and you hum. "i've just lived a long life." he mumbles making you laugh at how deep it sounds.
"would you go out with me?" your questions sparks his attention and he chuckles to himself at how straight forward it is.
"i'll see."
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"this is like a genuine date to me." he says as he opens up with bottle of chilled water, "like i'm genuinely here it's a dinner.. date."
you smile at him as you recall the times he's wanted to go on a date with your for ages, "you've wanted to go on a date with me for ages." you tell him and he smiles.
"i did want to go on a date with you, before my carrer flourished then i got overwhelmed not looking for love it was like a full circle."
"now you're on a date with me." you say proudly and he nods.
"finally." he glares at you and something about it catches you aback, he's really trying to full on flirt with you.
"are you single?" he raises his brow at your question.
"i mean yeah, obviously." he begins laying back into his seat, "i mean otherwise, i wouldn't be here."
"i'm single too." you imply reaffirming him but he doesn't say anything beside humming taking your word.
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"what's the quickest way to get to your heart." you ask him, the phrase makes him irk and he frowns.
"don't try to get to my heart." he tells you and you listen to him. "i just think, i don't like girls that like me." he mumbles
"i hate you."
he laughs at your playfulness, "turns me on, i love it."
"guess i'll hate you from now on." you mutter lowly, but he still hears it.
"what's the most romantic thing you've ever done?" you ask him, but learning so much about him you already expect a specific response from him.
"i'm hopeless, i dunno i'm transitioning, this is all hard for me." he rants and you exhale deeply.
"too bad, it's all hard for you."
"it's easier said than done."
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"you have a nice smile." you compliment him and he smiles looking at you.
"you're really pretty you know." he responds making you feel your cheeks slightly warm up.
"and you don't know how to flirt?" you frown but he shrugs once again. how can he not understand that he's literally a walking flirt.
"guess you'll teach me then." he glances at you in a suggestive way and you grin as you recall telling him you'll teach him something.
"it was nice talking to you, i'll c you later." you joke and he laughs getting your play on words.
"love and leave me."
"what do you mean love and leave me?"
"like i'll love you and leave you."
"what about love and love me?"
he closes his box gazing at you. "sounds good."
"what's that song you have with pinkpantheress called?" you question him and he shuffles in his seat before responding.
"obsessed with you."
"yeah i know, tell me the song's name." he mentally groans at the word obsessed and you feel the urge to roll your eyes again.
"i don't think i'm the obsessed type." he complains.
"i feel like secretly you are." you tell him implying his obvious celebrity crush on you and he smiles understanding you.
"maybe i am, but i dunno yet."
"i feel like you're the type to catch feelings and get obsessed." he listens to you nodding his head passively aggressively.
"maybe i'm a simp you know." he utters and you both share a gaze with one another before laughing.
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"can i get your number, or something?" he asks you taking out his phone from his pocket and passing it towards you.
you blink at his phone for a moment before looking up at him, only to see him watching you expectantly.
you take it from him without a word before typing in your number and adding your contact name followed by a sweet emoji before passing it back to him with a smile.
he glances down at the name and laughs upon noticing the emoji you put before testing it out and calling the number.
your phone buzzes from inside of your pocket and you show it him making him grin with a nod, "i'll call you later yeah, pick up." he tells you and suddenly the tension within the room has changed into hinting something sexual.
"course, i'll pick up." you reply.
"alright."
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leclercsainzz ยท 6 months
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could you please do a jude bellingham where him and reader claim to be friends but eveyone assumes theyโ€™re together??? like they leave flirty comments on each other or stuff like that??
JUST FRIENDS, OR?
PAIRINGS: jude bellingham x fem!reader
TYPE: social media au
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yourusername: if you like this, then you like me ๐Ÿ˜‰
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judebellingham: let me unlike this real quick
โ†ณ yourusername: boy, yk damn well you like me ๐Ÿ˜Œ
โ†ณ judebellingham: i mean, i guess
โ†ณ yourusername: do you like me, like me? or just like me?
โ†ณ judebellingham: ๐Ÿคซ
โ†ณ user: are they flirting or???
โ†ณ user: for two ppl who claim to be โ€œfriendsโ€ this sure donโ€™t look like โ€œjust friendsโ€
user: i swear, itโ€™s so hard to decipher whether theyโ€™re flirting or just playing around โ€ฆ like?!?!??
user: how do i like this multiple times??!????!? ๐Ÿ˜ฉ๐Ÿ˜ฉ
gioareyna: damn okay, let me unlike this
โ†ณ user: LMAO, PLEASE ๐Ÿ˜ญ
user: soooo are you and jude together or?????
user: my fingers hurt from double clicking too much
user: youโ€™re so beautiful, i swear ๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ˜
jobebellingham: when you say, โ€œlikeโ€ do you mean actually like? like like? or? because i know a little thing or two
โ†ณ user: jOBE! WHAT DO YOU KNOW?!!?? LET US IN ON THE SECRET, PLEASE, IM BEGGING!! ๐Ÿ™๐Ÿผ
โ†ณ jobebellingham: as jose mourinho once said, โ€œi prefer not to speak โ€ฆ if i speak, i am in big troubleโ€
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user: HELP, diD jOBE DELETE HIS COMMENT?!!? ๐Ÿ’€ iTโ€™S NOT THERE ANYMORE WTF?!??
user: stunninโ€™ ๐Ÿ˜
user: can i stop liking this post now?
user: girl are you and jude dating?!???? i need to know
user: ๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ˜
user: ugh, sheโ€™s soo pretty wtf ๐Ÿ˜ซ
user: YN!!! whereโ€™d you get that sweatshirt?!!??
emmachamberlain: pretty girl ๐Ÿ˜
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judebellingham: a place like no other .. mi casa! ๐Ÿค #halamadrid
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realmadrid: ๐Ÿค๐Ÿค๐Ÿค๐Ÿค๐Ÿค
user: let him cook!!!
adidaslondon: from birmingham to the bernabรฉu ๐Ÿ’ซ
user: our starboy ๐Ÿคฉ
vinijr: hey, judeeeee
yourusername: youโ€™re that guy, huh?
yourusername: thatโ€™s my #5 ๐Ÿ”ฅ
โ†ณ user: notice how she said โ€œmyโ€ and not โ€œourโ€ ๐Ÿ‘€
โ†ณ judebellingham: #5 on the field but #1 in your heart ๐Ÿ˜‰ @yourusername
โ†ณ user: โ€œjust friendsโ€ they say
user: unbelievable player! ๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿผ
user: yaโ€™ll see ynโ€™s comment?!!? she said, โ€œMYโ€
โ†ณ user: iโ€™m telling you, these two are dating
england: ๐Ÿคฉ
user: what a guy!! ๐Ÿ”ฅ
user: @yourusername this yo man?
user: my man is currently thriving rn
user: cr7 would be proud
โ†ณ user: missing my goat ๐Ÿ˜“
user: jude > that one barca dude (i said what i said)
โ†ณ user: โ€œsaid what i saidโ€ who mf?!!??
โ†ณ user: i know who youโ€™re referring to, i agree ๐Ÿซฃ
jobebellingham: ๐Ÿคฉ๐Ÿค
erling.haaland: hi cutie
user: #halamadrid ๐Ÿค๐Ÿค๐Ÿค
user: madrid > barca
โ†ณ user: you mean barca > madrid
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๐Ÿ“mykonos, greece
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judebellingham: what a place ๐Ÿ‡ฌ๐Ÿ‡ท
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jobebellingham: wow, youโ€™re cool
โ†ณ yourusername: or so he thinks โ€ฆ
yourusername: hey judeeee ๐Ÿคญ
โ†ณ judebellingham: hey pretty girl ๐Ÿ‘‹๐Ÿพ
โ†ณ user: uMmmm??!?!?
โ†ณ user: โ€œjust friendsโ€ my ass
user: welcome to madrid ๐Ÿค
user: finest player ever, i swear ๐Ÿ˜
user: does anyone know if heโ€™s alone on the trip or??
โ†ณ user: why do you care???
user: I WAS JUST IN MYKONOS LAST WEEK ๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ˜ญ
user: this mf calling yn โ€œpretty girlโ€ was my last straw ๐Ÿ˜ฉ
gioareyna: i miss u, cutie ๐Ÿ˜˜
โ†ณ judebellingham: i miss you too ๐Ÿ˜˜
user: harry kane >>>> jude
โ†ณ user: thIs must be a joke, wtf ๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ˜ญ
โ†ณ user: did jude miss a penalty shot?!? i donโ€™t think so! harry kane >> jude ๐Ÿคฉ CASE CLOSED! (yes, itโ€™s a joke)
user: jude, the kids miss you, come back home
โ†ณ user: me being delusional like ๐Ÿ’€
trentarnold66: ๐Ÿคฉ๐Ÿคฉ๐Ÿคฉ
user: live, laugh, love jude โค๏ธ
user: sirrrr ๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ˜
user: dude just stole my girlโ€™s attention from me
โ†ณ user: does your gf happened to be yn?!?
โ†ณ user: nah, i wish tbh ๐Ÿ˜ฉ
user: heโ€™s so damn fine ๐Ÿ˜ฎโ€๐Ÿ’จ
user: i told my mom about us
โ†ณ user: yaโ€™ll delusional, damn ๐Ÿคฃ
user: is yn with you or???
user: he wants me ๐Ÿคญ
โ†ณ user: yn, is that you?
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yourusername: a lil vacay photo dump:) ๐Ÿ˜œ
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user: jUdeโ€™s in greece??!? ynโ€™s in greece?!?? does this mean?!?? theyโ€™re in greece together or???!?
gioareyna: ๐Ÿ‘€ oooohhh
โ†ณ user: oohh?? wdym ohhh??
user: they posted different locations but im pretty sure theyโ€™re together!! jude posted a pic in a boat?? now yn?
judebellingham: hey ynnnn ๐Ÿ‘‹๐Ÿพ
โ†ณ yourusername: heyyy bestie!!!
user: they HAVE to be together
judebellingham: are you following me? ๐Ÿค”
โ†ณ yourusername: pretty sure, youโ€™re the one following me?
โ†ณ judebellingham: mom did tell me to follow my dreams so;)
โ†ณ yourusername: ooohh is that so??
โ†ณ judebellingham: absolutely, pretty girl ๐Ÿ˜™
user: ^ iS he flirting ?????
user: donโ€™t flirt with your โ€œfriendโ€ challenge: level impossible
user: he can try to be a little less obvious
โ†ณ user: who?
โ†ณ user: jude lmao
user: pretty girl ๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ˜
user: one chance is all im asking for, yn!!!!!
user: beauty!
jobebellingham: what takes you to greece, young lady?
โ†ณ yourusername: simply lost in the blue and white charm of the greek islands ๐Ÿ˜Œ
โ†ณ jobebellingham: and jude???
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sasha__rebecca: hi, youโ€™re hot! ๐Ÿ˜
sasha__rebecca: thatโ€™s my girlfriend, yaโ€™ll ๐Ÿ˜ฉ
โ†ณ yourusername: ๐Ÿ˜˜๐Ÿ˜˜๐Ÿ˜˜
โ†ณ jackgrealish: excuse me???
โ†ณ yourusername: youโ€™re excused, grealo
โ†ณ sasha__rebecca: sorry, jack! my heart belongs to yn
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user: how can someone be so pretty?!?? ๐Ÿ˜ฉ
judebellingham: yo bro who got you smiling like that? ๐Ÿค”
โ†ณ yourusername: not you thatโ€™s for sure(:
โ†ณ judebellingham: and here i thought i was the reason behind that beautiful smile but oh well ๐Ÿคท๐Ÿฝโ€โ™‚๏ธ โ€ฆ..
โ†ณ user: um????!??? hello??? does anyone else see this??
user: can we all talk about judeโ€™s comment???!???
โ†ณ user: im CONVINCED these two are together
user: i just know jude took these pic
user: gorggg ๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ˜
user: your smile is everything ๐Ÿ˜ฉ
user: โ€œjust friendsโ€ they say
user: nah frrr, who got you smiling like that??!?
user: jude, i get it, sheโ€™s gorgeous! iโ€™d be obsessed too ๐Ÿ˜Œ
user: juDeโ€™s COMMENT AKAKALDNFNXL
user: i pray theyโ€™re together โœจโœจโœจโœจ๐Ÿ™๐Ÿผ๐Ÿ™๐Ÿผ๐Ÿ™๐Ÿผ๐Ÿ™๐Ÿผ
erling.haaland: coffee ๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿผ
โ†ณ yourusername: oh, hey there
โ†ณ user: why is he so random??? ๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ’€
mikkykiemeney: ๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ˜
โ†ณ yourusername: โค๏ธโค๏ธ
user: were you and jude in greece together?
user: idc if sheโ€™s not a wag but sheโ€™s my fav wag ๐Ÿ˜Œ
user: her smile broooo ๐Ÿ˜ฉ๐Ÿ˜ฉ๐Ÿ˜ฉ๐Ÿ˜ฉ๐Ÿ˜ฉ
user: judeโ€™s real lucky, huh?
sasha__rebecca: let me take you out for dinner ๐Ÿ˜‰
โ†ณ yourusername: anything for you, my love ๐Ÿ˜˜
user: she fine asff ๐Ÿ˜—
jobebellingham: ๐Ÿคฉ
โ†ณ user: watch out for jude ๐Ÿคฃ thatโ€™s his girl
user: jude, huh? ๐Ÿ˜
judebellingham
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judebellingham: recharging with my bro! ๐Ÿ‡ซ๐Ÿ‡ท๐Ÿซถ๐Ÿฝ
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user: youโ€™re telling me that last post is you and jobe?? ๐Ÿค”
โ†ณ user: LMAOO FRRR ๐Ÿ’€
โ†ณ user: i guess yn is โ€œbroโ€ now
โ†ณ user: like bffr, mate ๐Ÿ™„
johnstonesofficial: nice you!
yourusername: cute!
yourusername: bro ๐Ÿ˜Š
โ†ณ user: ๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ˜
โ†ณ user: just say yaโ€™ll dating
yourusername: my fav!!!
โ†ณ judebellingham: ๐Ÿ’๐Ÿฝโ€โ™‚๏ธ i know i am
โ†ณ yourusername: sorry??? i was talking about jobe??
โ†ณ jobebellingham: so inconsiderate, damn ๐Ÿ™„
โ†ณ yourusername: tell me about it
โ†ณ judebellingham: ๐Ÿ™„๐Ÿ™„ i hate you guys
โ†ณ yourusername: we love you tooooo ๐Ÿ˜˜๐Ÿ˜˜
โ†ณ jobebellingham: speak for yourself, yn
gioareyna: good people ๐Ÿ™Œ๐Ÿผ
user: jobe is starting to look like jude, i swear
user: ๐Ÿ”ฅ๐Ÿ”ฅ๐Ÿ”ฅ๐Ÿ”ฅ
user: we all agree thatโ€™s yn in the last post right?
user: donโ€™t you mean recharging with bro AND girl?
user: they look like twins in that second post
user: my boyfriend and brother in law ๐Ÿ˜ฉ
user: bellingoal ๐Ÿคฉ
user: the genes are STRONG STRONG
user: my favorite brothers โค๏ธโค๏ธ
user: mom and dad bellingham really said, โ€œcopy and pasteโ€
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judebellingham: sheโ€™s not so bad ๐Ÿคท๐Ÿฝโ€โ™‚๏ธ
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user: FINALLY OMG WOANSKSLX
user: i had a feeling they were together but i was NOT prepared for the hard launch, wtf alssnsodbf
โ†ณ user: you and me both, sister
jobebellingham: about damn time! ๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿฝ
gioreyna: itโ€™s official now, i gotta share the loml ๐Ÿ˜Ÿ
โ†ณ judebellingham: sharing is caring after all ๐Ÿ˜‰
โ†ณ yourusername: um????
yourusername: youโ€™re not so bad yourself, mate
yourusername: โค๏ธโค๏ธ
user: i was NOT PREPARED FOR THIS
user: uhhh, hello?????
user: am i dreaming or??????!!?!
user: I MANIFESTED THIS SHIT, IDCCCC
user: so this confirms theyโ€™ve been together for a while, right?
trentarnold66: have i been replaced, now that itโ€™s official?
โ†ณ judebellingham: never that
erling.haaland: i feel a bit heartbroken ๐Ÿ’”
โ†ณ judebellingham: just to clarify, you left first ๐Ÿ™
โ†ณ gioareyna: and then there was one left โ€ฆ.
โ†ณ user: well damn ๐Ÿ˜Ÿ thanks for reminding me ๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ˜ญ
user: my favs, omg!!!!
user: scREAMING ALSLAPDNFjelal
user: ngl iโ€™m a bit heartbroken, but also happy for them
user: weโ€™ve officially lost him, girlies ๐Ÿ˜ฉ๐Ÿ˜ฉ๐Ÿ˜ฉ
user: iโ€™m ๐Ÿ’”๐Ÿ’”๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ˜ญ but also ๐Ÿ™Œ๐Ÿผ๐Ÿคฉ๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ˜‰๐Ÿคฉ๐Ÿคฉ
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yourusername: i guess the secrets out, huh? ๐Ÿ˜โค๏ธ
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user: the first pic literally confirms they were together in greece!! bapsjdndkdjorgbpsndl
user: yn, babe, the secrets been out for ages ๐Ÿ™„ bffr
โ†ณ yourusername: were we THAT obvious?
โ†ณ user: yes, girl ๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ˜ญ yaโ€™ll werenโ€™t the best at hiding it tbh
gioareyna: ahhh my man ๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ˜
โ†ณ yourusername: my*
โ†ณ gioareyna: he was MINE first tho
user: the real madrid jersey ๐Ÿ˜ฉ๐Ÿ˜ฉ
judebellingham: ๐Ÿ˜˜๐Ÿ˜˜
judebellingham: i love you, pretty girl โค๏ธโค๏ธ
โ†ณ user: cRying ๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ˜ญ
jobebellingham: ๐Ÿ™Œ๐Ÿฝ๐Ÿคฉ
user: youโ€™re cheating on me, huh??? ๐Ÿ˜’๐Ÿ˜’๐Ÿ˜’
user: โ€œsecrets outโ€ as if nobody knew ๐Ÿ’€
โ†ณ user: nahh frrr ๐Ÿคฃ
user: screaming and crying ๐Ÿ’”๐Ÿ’”๐Ÿ˜ญ yn, you broke my heart
user: FINALLY!!!!!!! ๐Ÿ™Œ๐Ÿผ๐Ÿ™Œ๐Ÿผ๐Ÿ™Œ๐Ÿผ๐Ÿ™Œ๐Ÿผ๐Ÿ™Œ๐Ÿผ
trentarnold66: this cute or whatever ๐Ÿ™„ preferably the latter
โ†ณ user: please, trent ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚
user: they cute!! ๐Ÿฅฐ
user: favs
user: I CALLED IT, OMG!!! ๐Ÿ˜
user: it was about time, girl!!!
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joelscruff ยท 11 months
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beyond infatuation (joel/f!reader/tommy) 18+
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(this is such silly and self indulgent gif usage but also it's funny to imagine that this is how joel asked to start this arrangement in the first place lmao)
summary: joel & tommy have an arrangement where they share you, no strings attached. (no jealousy in this fic, nothin' but love) rating: 18+ explicit (minors don't interact) warnings: oral (f receiving), unprotected p in v sex, creampie, cucking (i guess??), praise kink word count: 1.2k
You stay the night at Tommy's without meaning to. You'd had a long day helping out at the farm and it doesn't help that both Tommy and Joel have kept you awake for long hours this week. Not that you're necessarily complaining.
You'd shuffled into Tommy's house with a sleepy expression, body already loose and ready to climb into bed. He'd taken one look at you and dashed over to pick you up, carried you bridal style into his bedroom and laid you down.
"Do you need anythin', sweetheart?" he'd asked softly, carefully undressing you as you closed your eyes and melted into his sheets.
There was a reason you'd gone specifically to Tommy's and not to your own house; part of you still wanted something before you drifted off, something only Tommy and Joel know how to give you. Seeing those big eyes looking up at you with sheer desire but no expectation... you couldn't help yourself. You'd nodded slowly as Tommy had removed your jeans, pointed to your crotch. He'd understood immediately.
A few moments later his nose was buried in your dripping heat, tongue plunging in and out of you at the perfect speed as you moaned into his quiet bedroom and let yourself just feel him. It didn't take long for you to reach your climax, writhing and shaking against his mouth while he swallowed you down and gripped your hips tightly.
"Goodnight, sweet girl," he'd murmured as you felt yourself fall into sleep, vaguely aware of him scooching in beside you on the bed and spooning you from behind.
Now it's morning and you're laying languidly in Tommy's bed, still naked and reveling in the fact that you finally have a day off. You turn in bed and find that Tommy has already left for the day, though he left you a sweet little note telling you he'll miss you but that Joel will be stopping by during his lunch break. You smile, pressing a gentle kiss to the paper; you love your romantic boys.
You busy yourself in Tommy's kitchen, not bothering to put on any clothes or get ready to head home. If Tommy told Joel you're here, there's no need to leave. Like clockwork there's a knock at the door around noon; the special knock - Joel.
"Come in," you call from the kitchen, seated at the table munching on the sandwich you'd made.
Joel enters with a soft expression, not even surprised to see you sitting in Tommy's kitchen completely naked. You smile up at him sweetly, taking one more bite of your lunch before putting your arms up in expectance. Joel understands without any words being said, picking you up just like Tommy had last night and carrying you back to the bedroom.
"Tommy said you worked hard yesterday," he murmurs to you as he lays you down on the bed, "Said he gave you a little reward before you went to sleep."
You nod, "He did."
"It's my turn now, darlin', got about half an hour before I gotta head back," Joel replies, fingers tracing over your naked body with abandon, "What do you want? I'll give you anything you ask."
You don't know what you did to deserve two men who will do absolutely anything for you, be whoever you need them to be. You bite down on your lip and stretch your arms and legs out on the bed, loving the way Joel ogles you from above.
"Fuck me, please," you say softly, "Deep."
There's no hesitation or misunderstanding in Joel's actions; he knows exactly what you mean, knows exactly how to please you. He's already rock hard when he pulls his cock out of his pants, not bothering to undress; he knows you like it when you're naked and they stay clothed, especially for quick moments like this. He wastes no time in pushing his cock inside your wet pussy, already stretched out and ready for him from the amount of times you've been fucked by both of them this week.
"Hold on to me, babygirl," he whispers, then pounds you the way he knows you like as your nails dig into his shirt, stained with dirt and smelling like wood shavings from working in construction all day. You love how they both have such different feels, different scents. You love how their cocks feel different, love how they fuck you in their own ways but always in the exact way you need them to.
"Joel," you whine in his ear, "Joel."
You both hear the special knock again from the other room; Tommy must have also wanted to stop by for his lunch break. Joel doesn't stop or slow down, just calls out, "Bedroom," and continues to fuck you good and hard.
Arms wrapped around Joel as he pounds you deep, you look up with hooded lids to see Tommy leaning against the doorframe, watching. He smiles at you when he sees you looking, crosses his arms and assesses the way Joel fucks you into the mattress, his mattress.
Anyone else would probably be jealous, shocked, might get angry or leave. But Tommy and Joel are the ones who came up with this arrangement in the first place; there's no jealousy or anger here, only your pleasure. That's all that matters to them.
"Yeah, that's right, give it to her," Tommy murmurs under his breath, barely loud enough to hear over the springs of the bed squeaking with Joel's thrusts, "Nice and deep, the way she likes."
"You know I am," Joel grunts, then pulls his face back to look down at you, "Aren't I, darlin'? I'm fuckin' you so good, huh?"
"Yes," you manage to squeak out, brows furrowing together as you feel your release building in your stomach, "So good, Joel."
It only takes a few more thrusts before you're shaking beneath him from your orgasm, moaning out his name and shutting your eyes tight. You know Tommy is still watching, can feel his eyes on you as Joel pounds into you one final time before emptying himself inside you, filling you with come.
"Fuck," you whimper, collapsing beneath Joel onto Tommy's bed and feeling your eyes roll back when he pulls his cock out.
"Look at that," Joel says softly, more to Tommy than to you, "You seein' what I'm seein'?"
"Jesus," Tommy mutters, and you open your eyes enough to see them both staring at your fucked-out hole, watching Joel's come dribble downward into the sheets, "Filled her up real good."
You lay there catching your breath while both Tommy and Joel spring into action for your aftercare, Joel slipping into bed beside you to hold you close and whisper praises in your ear while Tommy wets a washcloth and returns to wipe you down, pressing kisses to your tummy and thighs. You've never felt as loved as you do after they're done with you, the way they both make sure you're well taken care of and satisfied.
"We gotta head out now," Joel murmurs against your hair, "You go back to sleep and enjoy your day off, okay?"
"Okay," you breathe, eyes closed as you start to drift off again, "Love you. Both of you."
"We love you too, angel," Tommy says from somewhere to your left, reaching down to stroke your cheek gently, "We'll see you again tonight."
You feel Joel kiss the back of your neck just as Tommy leans down and kisses your forehead. Heaven. You're in heaven.
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whorekneecentral ยท 5 months
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Miss Me, Miss Me
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Ruben Dias x Stones!Fem!Reader
Warnings: fwb!ruben, jack and reader are besties, alcohol and the consumption of, kyle is always annoying her, teasing, a strip tease according to reader, finger sucking, oral (f!receiving), overstimulation, fingering, orgasm denial, the use of 'whore' in a sexual/degrading context, penetrative sex (P in V ), big brother john is not having it.
Word Count: 2,952
Author's Note: this one is written solely for my pookie, that's also why ruben is so early on in this series lmao - all of these things are shit she'd eat up so pooks and everyone else, please enjoy :)
merry smutmas series
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Your brother holds his annual Christmas party and youโ€™re forced to spend the afternoon with the one person you had been avoiding all season but tisโ€™ the season you guess.ย 
Will they or won't they was the tagline for your relationship - if you could even call it that- with Ruben.
You had recently moved to Manchester to be closer to your older brother and your niece and nephew. You had gone to every home game you could and over the course of the season, you fell into a bit of a pattern with the Portuguese defender.
It was innocent enough at first, you two were friends who occasionally hooked up to relieve whatever stress you were having but over the years, it turned into more. Feelings got involved and it got messy so because of that, and for your brother's sake - despite him not knowing, you pulled away from Ruben.
It was never your intention to make things messy.
You hadn't seen Ruben face to face in weeks, if not months. You had still gone to games but you simply went for your brother and then left afterwards, not hanging around too long.
Ruben had a hold over you; you knew if you hung around him too long, you'd just end up in his bed again. That was the last thing you wanted.
Today was unavoidable though.
John was hosting his annual Christmas party at his place; old friends, a few of the boys from his time at Barnsley as well as his teammates and their families from Man City filled his house.
You were somehow, always on kid duty. You were in the room with a bunch of kids; Kevin's, John's, Phil's, Ederson's and a few others that you had no idea who they belonged to.
"Settle down," you tell them, trying to get them off the sugar rush to watch a movie. You tried to rock your nephew in one arm while you switched on the tv, the kids shouting 400 different movie titles all at once.
You huffed and your nephew began to cry just as you tried to ask which one they really wanted to watch but someone opened the door. Jack smiles at you, taking the remote from you when he sees how flustered you are.
He worked a miracle, getting them to quiet down enough for you to calm the baby and to be able to put on a movie for them. You sighed, sitting on the bean bag with the baby as the kids watched Finding Nemo.
Jack sits next to you, rubbing the baby's hand. "I heard the noise, figured I'd come check before they killed you," he whispered, making you chuckle.
"You're a lifesaver, Jack, really. You're good with them too, you and Sasha ever think of.."
"No," he laughed, shaking his head. "I mean, at least not yet."
You nod, smiling. "You'd be wonderful parents.. but you should go join the party, I'm okay in here."
"You're sure?" He gets up and you nod. "Go on, I'll come out in a bit." Jack smiles, nodding before he walks out and closes the door behind him.
It was about an hour later that Finding Nemo ended and the kids went looking for their parents. Those with kids ended up heading out, saying their goodnights before the party actually picks up.
You make your way into the kitchen to find Jack looking for something. "Missing something?" You asked, picking up a glass.
"Your brother said he had shot glasses somewhere?"
"Check the bottom cabinet, it should be in there. What are we drinking?" You asked, setting your empty glass back down.
"Whatever will get us drunk fast." He laughs and you smile, "you're just like me," you nudged his shoulder, reaching for the bottle of tequila on the counter.
Jack lines the empty shot glasses on the tray you found, letting you fill them up. The man picks one up before handing another one to you. "To.. the holidays!" He shrugs, tapping his glass to yours before you two down the shots, and two more rounds after that.
You send him on his way, the man dancing his way over to his girlfriend. You on the other hand, picked up the tray and made the rounds, offering shots to all of those who wanted them. Eventually, you find your way to the living room, the music playing in the background as some people danced and the others chatted.
"Pebbles!" Kyle shouts, his hand in the air to call you over. You roll your eyes, walking over to the group of men by the couch. "How many times have I told you not to call me that, walks?" You laughed.
Kyle puts an arm around your shoulder, giving it a squeeze. "You're pebbles cause Johnny is Stones and you're the little one!"
You laughed, shaking your head. "Very original, Kyle. Anyone want a shot?" You offered, holding the tray out.
John takes one, passing another one to Ruben who you've yet to look at. Kyle grabs one for himself and you go to walk away but your brother grabs your arm, bringing you back. John's arm is over your shoulder now, pulling you into his side.
"Have one with us! You're grown up now, aren't you?" He teased, nudging you to take a shot with them. You and John were only a few years apart; he was 29 and you were 24.
You nod, picking up a shot glass. "Cheers!" Kyle shouts over the music, the 4 of you tapping your glasses together before downing the contents.
Some of the tequila ended up on your fingers during the toast, your finger instinctively ended up between your lips and you don't miss the feeling of Ruben's eyes on you. Looking up, your eyes meet his and you move your hand.
"Can I go now?" You asked your brother, and he nodded before kissing your temple. "You're free to go. Go eat something before you feel sick though."
"Should take your own advice, Stones." You tell him and he tosses you a glare. "Whatever, pebbles."
Kyle and John laugh at the use of the nickname and you flip them both off, laughing as you walk away.
The night turned out to be good, you ended up hanging out with Jack and Sasha for a bit before Kyle pulled you to dance with him. He was telling John he knows how to waltz, he just needed a good partner. You were confused as to what made you qualify as a good partner but you went along with it.
At this point, everyone had left and whoever was left, was drunk as fuck and on the verge of passing out.
You slowly make your way upstairs, you have just put away the leftovers and locked the front door for the night. You walked into your room for the night, unzipping your dress as you bent over to pull some pjs out of your bag.
The knob turns and then the door unlocked, someone steps in. "Hello, what the fuck? I'm changing-" you freeze when you turn around to see who it is.
Ruben stood by the door. "It's just me."
"Okay and?" You look at him, confused as to why he's in your room. "Just because it's you, doesn't mean that gives you a right to be in here."
"It's nothing I haven't seen before, love." He smiles at you and you resist the urge to roll your eyes when he says that.
"Fuck off, will you?" You turn away from the man, your back to him as you went to get changed for bed.
Ruben doesn't take no for an answer; in life and on the pitch. He walks over to you, "don't be like that, y/n. You know I miss you," his hand rests on your hip, pulling you to him.
It was so easy for him - your mind is screaming no but your body's betraying you, giving into him before you could stop yourself.
"You don't miss me, Ruben. Shut up." You whispered, the man lowered his lips to your neck. A trail of kisses from the base of your neck up to your jaw, you're certain there's red marks all over your neck from his beard scratching on you.
Your hand instinctively reaches for his face, your palm's warm against his skin; there your body goes, betraying you again.
"I miss you, I do," he whispers against your skin, his hand sliding between the two of you, from your hip to your back. The fact that your dress was unzipped gave him free rein, his fingers running along your spine, finally resting on the curve of your spine.
"Rubes-" you breathe, feeling him suck on the sensitive spot on your neck. "We can't."
He nods, "we can."
"John could walk in."
The thought made Ruben chuckle. Yes, it'd be a mess, it would get both of you in a lot of trouble but the fact that you, at your grown age, were scared of your older brother catching you with his friend, was funny to him.
"John's passed out drunk on the couch, sweetheart. No one's coming, it's just me and you."
You turn to face the man, Ruben's chest to yours; the first few buttons of his shirt undone, the black fabric tight on his arms and the sleeve were rolled up to his elbows. Was he always such a slut or did he only recently become one?
He's already pulling the straps of your dress off your shoulders and you don't stop him, letting it fall to the floor and pool around your ankles.
Ruben's hands reach for your face, cupping your jaw. "C'mon baby, I miss you." He whispers into the quiet room, his lips ghosting over yours.
Hands wrapping around his wrists, "I miss you too." You admit, giving into him. You pull Ruben into you, kissing him.
It doesn't take long, the two of you stumbling back to the bed. Ruben ends up on top of you, your legs wrapped around him as he moves you to lay properly. He pulls away from your kiss and your wandering hands, earning him a pout.
"Why'd you stop?" You groaned, Ruben smiles at you whining as he stands, undoing the rest of the buttons on his shirt before taking it off.
You propped yourself up on your elbows, looking at the man. "Mhm, all for me?" You raised your eyebrows, making him laugh.
"Everything's for you, baby. It always is." He tells you, dropping to his knees in front of you.
The words and his actions made your head spin, you were constantly swooning over the man and today was no exception.
Ruben's lips were soft, the faintest of kisses trailed up from your calf to your thigh and he let your leg hang over his shoulder as he pulled you to the edge of the bed. Youโ€™ve propped yourself up on your elbows to look at him andย Ruben drags his fingers up your thigh, moving to your clothed pussy.ย 
"Please," you mumble, looking down at the man. Ruben smiles, "not in the mood for teasing, sweetheart?"
"Fuck you Ruben," you groaned, dropping back into the mattress when he pulls the panties to the side, his eyes fixed on your pussy but his hand reaches up, pushing two fingers in your mouth. Heย didnโ€™t have to tell you, your tongue laps over his fingers.ย 
โ€œTaught you well,โ€ he smiles, pulling his fingers away from your mouth.ย 
He gives you no warning, pushing his fingers into you. The sound leaving your mouth was like heaven on earth to him.ย 
His fingers curl upwards, your back arching at the feeling.ย 
โ€œRube, please.โ€ Your hand reaches down to wrap on his wrist but he swats your hand away, managing to pull both to rest on your stomach and his free hand over your hands, pinning them to your stomach.ย 
Your eyes fixed on the man between your legs, looking at him in awe. Something about Ruben fascinated you; you could never put your finger on it but he was always an object of fascination, of desire.ย Everything about him made you want him, you couldn't explain the attraction.
It just made sense to you.
Your hips buck when you feel his tongue against your clit, your hand gripping on his hair.ย 
Ruben knew you like the back of his hand, even with the time apart. Something didn't change and the way your hips buck, it's your way of saying you want more, who was Ruben not to give into you?
His fingers curl upwards once again and he glances up to see your head tossed back into the mattress, eyes fluttering shut.
Between his fingers and his tongue, your orgasm was teetering on the edge; he knew that much.ย 
Ruben pulls his hands away, the sticky fingers on your thighs. A whimper leaves your lips at the loss of fullness.ย 
"What the fuck?" You groaned, an arm over your face. If you looked at Ruben right now, you might kill him.
The clink of his belt gets your attention - maybe you'd finally get what you wanted.
Ruben scoots you back, getting on the bed, on top of you. He leans down, his lips over yours and you reach up, a hand on the back of his neck to pull him down for a kiss; you can taste yourself on his lips. He lifts your leg, resting on your hip before he lines himself up with you.
The way the tip of his cock rubbed against you and the fact that you were already on the edge from before was enough to make you beg.
"Please, Ruben."
"Please what?" He looks down at you, smiling sweetly.
Your bottom lip pulled between your teeth. "Ruben," you whined, lifting your hips towards him. "Please, fuck- god just fuck me already."
Ruben smiles, "those words really shouldn't be in the same sentence, you know." He tells you, pushing into you. You moan, ignoring his words at the moment.
Your hand wraps around his bicep, your manicured nails digging into his skin. He didn't mind the pain, especially if it was your doing.
Your legs wrapped around his waist, Ruben's thrusts were slow and deep- you can feel him everywhere, his hands, his lips, his touch. Everything about Ruben was consuming; he knew that and he loved it.
In some sick way, he loved watching you fall in love with him all over again, seeing the effect he had on you.
Ruben pulls your legs back up to his hip. โ€œFuck,โ€ you breathe, his thrusts faster and harder.
How you wished you could scream his name right now.
His hand drops between the two of you, rubbing your clit; matching the pace of his hips. Your head falls back into the pillows when he hits the spot he was looking for. His fingers that were previous on your clit now shoved into your mouth to muffle the sounds tumbling from your lips.
Ruben leans down, his lips next to your ear; โ€œyou have to be quiet, you don't want everyone to know what a whore you are, do you?โ€
You mumble something along an okay, your hips bucking, telling him you want more. He holds you, managing to flip you two over so that you're on top and his cock is still buried in you.
He lets you take over, setting the pace and using him for your own pleasure.
โ€œRuben, god-โ€ you mumble, your hand tangled in his dark hair as you bounced up and down.
"Not quite," he whispers, pulling you down to kiss along your neck. Ruben's hand behind your neck to pull you down for a kiss. โ€œWant you to cum for me.โ€
His arms wrap around you when you drop against him, your face buried against his shoulder, biting down to muffle the sounds. โ€œGood girl,โ€ he hums, rubbing your back. "Mhm I love you." He whispers into your shoulder.
You huff, "shut up, don't ruin this for me." Ruben laughs, "whatever you say, baby. I do."
"I'm so thirsty," you get off of him, yawning.
Ruben looks over at you, "you want another round?" You roll your eyes, "not what I meant, you freak."
You get up, pulling on his shirt and a pair of shorts. Ruben lays in bed, watching as you buttoned it up. "Don't look at me like that." You tell him and he laughs, "like what, love?"
"Like you want to fuck me."
"I just did," he smiles. You roll your eyes again, something you did often in his presence. "I'm going to get water," you tell him before heading down the stairs.
When your brother hears the creaking on the stairs, he sits up, rubbing his eyes before looking over in your direction. "Y/n?"
"Johnny?" You freeze, looking at him.
"Whose shirt is that?" He asks and you look down at the black button up. "Uh, mine."
John nods, dropping down onto the couch once again. You grab the bottle of water, walking back into the living room to toss the blanket over your brother. You lean down, kissing his head before turning to head back towards the stairs.
He reaches out from under the blanket, grabbing your hand to stop you. "You better get Ruben out of my house before I get up, or I'll kill him."
"I have no idea what you're talking about," you tell him and your brother lets go of your hand, a sly smile on his face. "Yeah, okay. Maybe you two should shut up next time, or don't do it in my house? Perhaps don't wear a shirt that reeks of his cologne."
"Shut up, go back to sleep," you push him back into the couch before walking away.
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tacticalanklebiter3000 ยท 1 year
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hear me out! so, since we got werewolf 141โ€ฆ what if we got the boys with werewolf y/n ๐Ÿค” thoughts? thoughts?
OH BOY!!!! WAGWAGWAGWAG I didn't do smut, just suggestive for this one, but im certainly not opposed in the future!
I didn't mean to post this when I did so I guess you guys are getting it a week early LMAO
Werewolf!Reader x 141
NSFW MDNI ๐Ÿ”ž
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cw: werewolf!au, gn!reader, petting, fluff, suggestive material, no real warnings this time
same rules as per boys. new moon, full moon transformations, week long werewolf during the week of Halloween!
Ghost
hates watching you shift because it looks and sounds like you're in pain. literally can't stand to watch it ever, but he always does in case you need him or in case of an emergency.
very tentative the first time he sees you in your werewolf form. like taming a wild animal, hand out, palm up
silently elated over the fact you can talk to him and don't revert to barking. you do howl, whine and whatnot, but he would hate if he couldn't communicate with you.
doesn't like that you're his size or bigger in this form, but takes it in stride. uses the opportunity to be a little more rough with you. picks you up and tosses you on the bed with w grunt.
he ends up getting a lot of energy out of you with his play fighting. let's you pin him and lick his face. says he doesn't like your licks but he's a liar!!! thats why he let's you pin him!!!
muzzle kisses โ™ก
if you're rorororoooooing too loud he'll shut you maw for you with his big hand and kiss the spot between your eyes to shush you. if you really can't stop howling, he drives you to an open park or field to get all of your howls out. he's tired of the noise complaints at home.
does a little bit of bite training with you. is testing your strength and his own. buys one of those sleeves that can withstand canine bites.
"come on then. bite me."
Price
pats the fuck out of you. like dads and a big Labrador. pat pat pat pat
loves taking you fishing with him. he doesn't have the heart to tell you you're scaring away all the fish when you go swimming in the lake. he just sits there with his fishing pole propped up, watching you doggy paddle your way back and forth
has extra towels on hand every time the 2 of you go fishing just for these times.
actually buys you a collar. it was a gag gift, a little joke between the 2 of you. but once you put it on and he tugged a bit on it you couldn't stop your tail for wagging. teases you about it!
"oh? this collar got your tail wagging that fast. cute thing?"
lets his nails grow out when he can so he can scratch down deep through your thick fur. if you're laying down he starts on your thighs, scritching and scratching all the way up your body until he's scratching behind your ears.
bestows his lengthy shower routine on to you when you've shifted. by that I mean he pretty much gives you a bath himself. rolls up his sleeves and starts rubbing that shampoo all down your shoulders, your chest
combs your tail and trims it so the fur is nicely lined up. he does his beard himself so you will be groomed like a show dog. fluffy!
uses his beard oils on little patches of your fur so you smell like him โ™ก brushes your fur after you shower with his soft beard brush. makes your fur so silky smooth and shiny
Gaz
I've said it before and I'll say it again! gaz is a dog lover! this couldn't be a better match up even if the gods themselves put it together.
makes it a whole event on new years day to buy a calendar and mark off all the new moons, full moons and 'howl-o-ween!' "very funny Kyle" puts little moon and wolf drawings or stickers on the different dates
tries to be home for all of your transformations, but with his job it's unfortunately hit or miss.
likes when you send him little videos of you howling when he's away. when he misses home, sometimes he'll listen to your howls to fall asleep.
brings you little pieces of jewelry you can wear in your fur when you shift. little things to braid into your fluff or rings that compliment your fur color
will put a collar on you if you ask, but he prefers dainty jewelry. he's kind of intimidated by your size when you've shifted but putting thin gold chains around your neck or soft silver rings on your fingers makes him feel much better.
feels a little guilty but he likes seeing you with a muzzle on. he thinks the aesthetics are so fucking cool. buys you all kinds of different muzzles to go with different outfits. some can't even be classified as actual muzzles since they're fashion items only.
buys jewelery and outfits of his own to match your muzzles.
Soap
LETS FUCKING GOOOO
loves this situation more than life.
he was a little worried he would be scared of you come time given his history with dogs, but the way you look at him with those big ol eyes and wagging tail, ugh. he eats it up!!!
isn't even a werewolf and goes out howling with you. wanna go running at the park? done. wanna go tear up something? he's buying you 13 chew toys and 6 steaks (bone in of course) to destroy.
the open fields and plush forests of Scotland are the perfect place to let his werewolf partner roam and run. puts a tracking collar on you so he won't lose you if you go running off after rabbits.
you are NOT allowed to chase after the local farm animals. Johnny is not about to have that kind of mischief. the occasional forest rodent is fine tho.
likes when you accidentally rip his clothes or scratch his skin with your claws. they're like little memories of you. never wears his good clothes around when you're like this, not everything can be shredded.
absent-mindedly scratches behind your ears when he's doing something else. actually he can't seem to keep his hands off your ears at all. or his mouth.
he nibbles and kisses your ears all the time. neither of you are sure where it started, but you flick your ear against his nose and he laughs before he kisses each one.
"good pup, yae are."
ohhh puppy nuzzles โ™กโ™ก
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k1ngdom-of-thieves ยท 1 year
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how would the first years react to finding out reader is a girl?
You guys really like these types of requests! Thank you so much for supporting me.
Hereโ€™s it with the dorm leaders and vice dorm leaders
First years + Finding out reader is a girl!
Ace Trappola
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Despite being one of your closest friends, Ace is probably one of the last people to find out. He doesnโ€™t really pay the best attention to his surroundings.
How he found out was by complete accident. He was walk by Samโ€™s shop when the man himself called out to him to bring you a package.
Luckily he was already on the way to Ramshackle, so this wasnโ€™t that big of a deal. He was still grumbling about doing โ€œyour choresโ€ though. And Ace being Ace, was hungry and decided to check your package to see if there was food in it.
What he found wasnโ€™t food, but an entire box of clothes with womenโ€™s sizing. Needless to say, you had an extremely confused Ace knocking on the door.
โ€œHey!! Are you really a girl?! I was looking at this box-I was hungry- Ugh, Iโ€™m making myself look like a huge jerk, arenโ€™t I?โ€
Deuce Spade
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Deuce is another who wouldnโ€™t notice for a very long time. I think the only way heโ€™ll realize is if either you tell him, or someone else does.
Itโ€™ll be a lot easier if you tell him straight up. If someone else does, heโ€™s just going to think that theyโ€™re lying to get a reaction out of him for a while.
Heโ€™s gonna be so confused for a while after he finds out. Please give him a minute before telling him anything else. Heโ€™s doing the shinji pose lmaoo
The poor guy feels so guilty over making a simple mistake. Expect him to randomly apologize for the next week or so.
โ€œW-WHAT?? Iโ€™m so sorry! I thought this whole time- ugh, I canโ€™t believe I made such a big mistake. Huh? Youโ€™re not mad? Oh..ok.โ€
Jack Howl
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Jack knew you smelt different from the others in the school, he just couldnโ€™t tell if was because you were magic-less, from a different world, or just because you were around Grim for too long. The idea of you being a girl briefly crossed his mind, but he didnโ€™t give it too much thought.
He found out when you were complaining to Grim about Crowley only giving you clothes in menโ€™s sizing. Now he didnโ€™t mean to eavesdrop, but with his huge ears, he managed to accidentally overhear.
Jack felt incredibly guilty over listening in on a private conversation, but his surprise ultimately overpowered his guilt. He accidentally lets out a loud โ€œHuh?โ€ before covering his mouth with his hand.
When you called out to whoever was listening, Jack awkwardly shuffled out for you to see, lowered ears and all. He immediately started apologizing as his tail stood limp by his side.
*Sigh* โ€œIโ€™m sorry. I didnโ€™t mean to eavesdrop, but be honest with me, is the fact that youโ€™re a girl supposed to be a secret? Or am I just the last person to realize?โ€
Epel Felmier
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Epel didnโ€™t think much of you more feminine appearance. I mean, heโ€™s almost in the exact same boat as you, so he doesnโ€™t have much room to judge.
This is also what led to him finding out. He was complaining about Vil putting him under a strict diet again and how he was glad there was at least one other โ€œpretty boyโ€ at NRC.
Which led to you correcting him. โ€œYou know Iโ€™m not actually a guy, right?โ€ Poor guy froze up immediately.
This country boy feels the slight pang of betrayal in his heart; he thought you two were in this together! But it turns out he must bare the curse of โ€œcuteโ€ alone. Heโ€™s so dramatic lmao.
โ€œWait, but then how did you- nevermind. Guess Iโ€™ll have to deal with Vilโ€™s stupid anti-aging exercises on my own then!โ€ He doesnโ€™t realize that this doesnโ€™t change much of anything, you guys arenโ€™t even in the same dorm.
Sebek Zigvolt
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Sebek never considered you to actually be a girl. Mostly because he was always paying more attention to Malleusโ€™s โ€œgreat deeds of the dayโ€. He literally just helped someone with their homework.
Heโ€™s also another person that will only believe it if you tell him straight up. Heโ€™ll think that everyone else is just trying to make a fool out of an esteemed guard of Malleus!
If this is supposed to be a secret, why tell Sebek, first of all make sure you tell him in an empty room. Heโ€™s gonna be so loud about the entire ordeal.
If itโ€™s not a secret, that just makes things easier for you. Either you can tell him straight up, or someone else will end up doing for you. Heโ€™s gonna feel terrible about it regardless though, so prepare yourself for a very loud apology.
โ€œI HUMBLY APOLOGIZE FOR MY TRANSGRESSIONS! I-oh, I donโ€™t need to yell? Alright, I am still deeply sorry though.โ€
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sukunasweetheart ยท 1 year
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That classmate sukuna post was just ๐ŸคŒ a part 2 with dating headcanons pls๐Ÿซฃ if you take requests. Thank you ๐Ÿ’•
the referenced post is over here thank you for enjoying! hope you like these extras as well <3
what would dating classmate sukuna be like??
well, at the beginning, its mostly sukuna dragging you around to places after school... he knows all the obscure food places that nobody is aware of- you know those dingy looking places that serve top tier food? yea.
you wonder if this is his idea of what "dates" are, just sitting and eating together lmao, but your heart still flutters even if a lot of the time there is pretty little conversation other than the usual bickering the two of you do because he does little things like giving you the last dumpling or whatever else it is that he's ordered as a side or pouring you a glass of water before he pours himself one
its like this until you begin taking more initiative and suggest the two of you do other things as a couple, like watching movies and going to cute aesthetic cafes, whatever floats your boat! (he'll most likely have a bored look on his face, but look, he'll find some way of having fun, because he always has you to tease, after all)
he probably enjoys more active date stuff like going to the arcade! throwing basketballs into the hoops, shooting games, table hockey, you name it (good luck winning against him)
will probably make everything into a competition and challenge you... and the loser gets a flick to the forehead, or something like that
(you shut your eyes and brace yourself at the end of each game for the impact, but it doesnt come for a while... when you crack open one eye a little, you see that hes smirking in that endearing way at you, because you look so cute with your eyes closed like that, waiting for him)
definitely goes easy on you, and the gentle flick gets you all flustered and shy
(maybe he gets bored of flicking towards the end and gives you a kiss instead)
cough cough anyway
on your way out of the arcade, if you make puppy eyes at him while gesturing at the claw machine filled with cute plushies, maybe he'll cave in and get one for you
what gets shoved into your arms afterwards is a big ass kirby plush
he doesnt get whats so good about such a dull looking creature, but whatever makes you happy, i guess
at school, nothing much changes except that hes a bit more affectionate with his bullying-- arm around your shoulder, sneaky kisses in the hallways, cuddling behind the school building on some days, but its not like the two of you are joined hip to hip constantly, since he has his friends and you have yours
dont bother taking him on study dates - or, if you wanna see him doze off, you should because thats all he'd do, since sukuna does the bare minimum when it comes to studying and still gets good grades
dont ask him to tutor you, he'd be a really mean teacher
but, well, if theres something that you're really struggling with, i guess he wont be opposed to helping out a little, in exchange for something like a free meal later
(but he ends up paying anyway.. when you tell him about the agreement earlier, he'll go "did i say that? i forgot. whatever, just leave it be." its just his tsundere way of saying "dont worry about it" bc he actually has no intention of making you pay for him)
sukuna does his daily activities of beating up losers and getting regular detentions, but now he also finds pleasure in seeing you waiting for him during after school hours by the entrance to walk home with him
is smug 24/7 and its incredibly hard to fluster him
but maybeee it happens once when you give him a big fat kiss on the lips before running away, which stuns him a little
(is definitely gonna chase you up for a second one. better watch out, hes fast as fuck boi)
Masterlist <3
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lamnwar ยท 1 month
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Hey me again, lmao
Could you do Kiyoshi + Gom as husbands, If so thank youuu xxxx
Hi there, love! ๐Ÿ’• love love love this request!! I spend all my time daydreaming abt being married to these boys LMAO it's embarassing ๐Ÿ˜ญ alsooo ik I took long before getting to your request but I wanted to finish all the big os requests first before working on hcs bc it's more heafty so sorry for my shitty habit of taking too long for simple stuff :((
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HAPPILY EVER AFTER // KNB Headcanons
Context: what I imagine married life to be with these characters. ๐Ÿฅฐ
Pairing: GOM + Kiyoshi x gn! Reader (gender not specified)
Warnings: mainly fluff and crack, can get a bit suggestive in Aomine's (of course it's always him ๐Ÿ˜ญ) so mdni!
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AKASHI
Rich, handsome and a gentleman!!! Literally the Holy Grail of husbands
The kind to spoil his pretty spouse out of love
Takes you out on a date at some fancy restaurant at least once a week
He's also very independent!! Now, I think he's the kind to hire people to help around the house but that doesn't stop him from doing chores
He'll always help you doing stuff for the house if you need
He has amazing taste!! Take him furniture shopping and you'll end up with on of those houses you see in AD
Brings up the subject of you dropping your work so you can stay home while he's the breadwinner
He's a bit traditional in that sense because he really doesn't want you to work if it's unecessary, you know?
I mean he's crazy rich so does that even make sense to make you work?? (Unless you absolutely want to)
Wakes you up every morning with a kiss!
He always had the proudest smile when he introduces you to people as his spouse <3
MIDORIMA
TREATS YOU LIKE A ROYAL OMG
This man takes marriage very seriously, listen
He most likely did a deep analysis of your birthchart before deciding that you are the right one for him
Naturally, as your husband, he gotta get you your lucky item of the day everyday
You don't even believe in that stuff but it's his love language, I guess
Not much one to go on dates unless you want to, then he'll be up for it
He's more one to enjoy time with you at home
Something like having a nice diner and cuddling while you read
The kind to love going grocery shopping with you
Every once in a while, he'll buy a fancy bottle of wine just to share it with you
A very supportive husband!! Every project you have in mind, he's already done the research to find the most efficient way for you to accomplish your plans
Not a PDA guy but he'll happily hold your hand when you're at gatherings together
May not be very vocal about his love for you but you better believe that he talks proudly of his spouse to every one he knows
KISE
He is OBSESSED with you
Man never left the honeymoon phase, he's so crazy about you
Takes you to his fancy modelling events and shows you off to every one he meets
He also buys you lots of clothes and acessories
Dare you say something is cute, he's already inside the shop buying it for you
Tries his best as chores but it's not really his thing
Will help as much as he can, though!
Breakfast in bed kind of guy hihi
And it happens a lot because let's be real, that man isn't the kind to let you sleep at night
Like I said earlier, he's never left the honeymoon phase so... yeah
Wants to be the kind of husband that gives you his credit card and tell you to do what you want with it but you have to decline
It's ok though, he'll fine plenty of other ways to spoil you
You have that cute habit every week of taking baths together
The kind to miss a day of work to take care of you when you're sick!
AOMINE
Daiki never thought he'd ever get married, but then he met you
Not the best at being a husband but he really tries!
Like he makes an effort of not being too lazy and messy
Leaves the chores to you mainly, but will give a hand
Like if you're cleaning around and need to put stuff on the top shelf, he'll do it for you
Not the best cook so he lets you make food while he does the dishes
I'm trying to delay the obvious but that man never stops being horny for you
Literally sits and daydream of fucking you on every surface of your home
Gets so riled up at the sight of that ring on your finger, he can't believe your all his
The kind to follow you everywhere you go, even if it's for some stupid errand
Takes you out to the beach or for a picnic as soon as the sun is shining outside
Buys you clothes he thinks you'd look good in and surprisingly, he's got amazing taste
Loves when you refer to him as "husband" in conversation!!
MURASAKIBARA
So casual about being married, most likely because to him that doesn't change a thing about the way he feels about you
Likes that now he gets to have you with him all the time
Cooks for you! Buys you snacks! Takes you out on restaurant dates!
Sharing is caring so he only ever shares his snack with you
I can see him being into matching outfits (if you can find any that fits both him and you)
A bit lazy so he doesn't help around that much unless you tell him to
And even that, he'd do some chores before getting distracted
But listen, it's ok though because he makes up for it in over ways
He's very caring, only because you're his spouse
Cuddles in bed, at all time! He just feels clingy sometimes
He smiles softly when he plays with your hand and sees the ring on your finger
He likes to sit you on his lap often
Basically being a husband doesn't differ much from how he was as a boyfriend
Very casual about calling you his spouse all the time, even in front of others
KIYOSHI
Kiyoshi Teppei was born to be a husband!!
Because he grew up with his grandparents, he's got the habit of taking care of a household and the people living in it
So he naturally took in most of the chores and he's good at it!
Doesn't want you to get tired either so he'll do most things
Pays attention to all the little things so you're always comfortable
He also likes going for a run/the gym with you and he's so encouraging!
Has the stupidiest smile on his face everytime he looks at you
He holds his grandparents as a reference so he really hopes you'll both grow old together, still madly in love
Don't get that man started on building a family, he just gets too excited at the idea of being a parent!
He'd be a great one too, but the final decision is up to you. Either way, he's just happy being with you.
I don't know what else to say because he's just made to be a husband, yk?
Yeah, probably the best person to marry <3 (I'm very biased)
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barb-l ยท 1 year
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Wednesday's always getting called out for being whipped for Enid but I barely see anyone address that Enid is just as much of a hopeless fool for Wednesday so I just made the post myself. Here we go:
Despite being busy as hell and terrified of bees, she goes out of her way to help Wednesday out. And all she asks for in return is for Wednesday to apologize to Thing and make up with him
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She hatches this plan to trick Wednesday into going to a spooky crypt in the middle of the night for her birthday. I mean, how sweet is that? If Wednesday weren't so hyperfixated on the case, im sure she would've appreciated that.
Bonus: she somehow ropes all these kids into the party. Obviously Xavier would wanna go, but I highly doubt Ajax, Yoko, Divina, and Kent gave a shit about Wednesday and vice versa.
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She--- She made her the snood... How long did it take her to do that?? She was so excited to give it too...
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Being unable to shift has been a BIG source of Enid's insecurities throughout the whole show, yet she was gonna lie about it so she can sneak out with Wednesday for her birthday
Despite being terrified of the Hyde and rightfully furious with Wednesday, she goes back to the mansion because Wednesday was going back. She was fully ready to let Tyler die otherwise (lmao jk she probably just forgot about him)
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Came up with whatever shitty excuse just so she can see Wednesday. I get maybe once or twice, but three??? Within a DAY???? All while she was still mad AT her???? Sweetie...
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The fact that Wednesday didn't even have to apologize for Enid to come back. I'm not a big fan of it. I genuinely wanted Wednesday to admit that she was wrong. But I guess Thing almost dying when she wasn't in their room to protect him made Enid realize it'd mean she wouldn't be able to protect Wednesday either. The irony of leaving because she put Enid in danger, and then coming back after finding out the danger is very real and much closer than they think
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If we thought Wednesday was a mess when Enid moved out, lookit Enid when it was Wednesday's turn to leave
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Once again, Enid overcoming her fear of the Hyde and risking her life so she can save Wednesday. She really brings the courage out of her.
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She can barely stand, covered in blood and how many injuries, and yet all she can think about is whether Wednesday is okay. And when she finally sees her, she sprints, all injuries forgotten so she can tackle her into a hug. Boy she is smitten.
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anxiousgoddest ยท 25 days
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from @yuzuocha (didn't even make it their main acc bc they an idiot)
crack hcs on an LI dating another LI's sister, GO
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Aight pookie i gotchu (also thanks for helping me out lmao)
๐ŸŒฑSo here how the LADS would react, knowing that their little sister is with an idiot! (It's them... in another font *sigh* ๐Ÿคฆ๐Ÿฝโ€โ™€๏ธ)๐ŸŒฑ
Characters: You(reader), Zayne, Xavier, Rafayel.
Tags: Crack (lmao who guessed), they're your big brothers, they are also hypocrites, Rafayel kinda sus ๐Ÿคจ, but Xavier doesn't back down either but he just end being even more sus and idk how to feel about that ๐Ÿ’€, Zayne is disappointed... again, bullet fic cuz I love it.
Sumary: How does the boys react when you show up at home with one of the boys as your boyfriend. DUMB SHIT UNDER THE CUT.
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Rafayel:
Ight girl listen I'll start with Zayne cuz it will be shorter trust me ๐Ÿ’€
When you show up with that hunk of a man at your door my man was SHOCKED
Like girl???
After so many red flags you finally stopped going after those medium-ugly incels with mommy issues that play League of legends? ๐Ÿฅน๐Ÿฅน๐Ÿฅน๐Ÿฅน๐Ÿฅน
Rafayel is not really a believer but he feel on his knees thanking God for finally putting some common sense in you.
Your therapist is probably sneezing at that.
After you kick his head to get up and stop embarrassing you in front of Zayne you guys join to have lunch with your parents.
Now low-key tho
Your mom bullies him saying that even YOU got a decent boyfriend now and not Rafayel ๐Ÿ’€ (you say "hey!" at that but you shut ur mouth at the sight of her chancla ๐Ÿคก)
Your mom trusts him so quickly (I mean ofc cuz he's a doctor and you're pretty sure she would exchange you and Rafayel for HALF a Zayne and a cup-noodles ๐Ÿ’€) that he always leave with her TUPPERWARE I REPEAT TUPPERWARE MY GUYS YOUR MOTHER WON'T EVEN ALLOW YOU CLOSE TO THOSE EVEN AFTER SHE DIES BUT SHE GIVES TO HIM LIKE ๐Ÿ—ฃ๐Ÿ—ฃ๐Ÿ—ฃ๐Ÿ—ฃ๐Ÿ—ฃ
He low-key jealous now but happy for you.
Now if it's Xavier uh...
He's weary???
Cuz listen, don't kill me, but if xavier shows up at your doorstep wearing a hoodie and with a sleepy face
Rafayel will just sigh and think "The father issues are getting worse man.. Please God if you there make him play just Valorant but not league, I don't want to kill someone for hurting my dumb sister (again)."
But after talking to him for a bit he notice that he's quite the nice guy
Kinda weird that he has a mind of a boomer but okay.....???
At the end of lunch with Xavier your mom already loves him, that bitch is the favorite child and he just arrived today like ๐Ÿ’€๐Ÿ’€๐Ÿ’€๐Ÿ’€
Xavier departs full of plastic pots (SOMETHING THAT REALLY PROVES THAT SHE TRUSTS HIM) full of sweets and food for a week.
Rafayel is chill with Xavier, low-key mad that now your mom only wants to feed HIM meanwhile whenever he says he's hungry your mom just says "Perish." ๐Ÿ’€
Xavier
Okay with Rafa first cuz ๐Ÿ˜ญ
The moment Rafayel shows at your door step the first thing he says is
"Sister you have been followed by a pimp..." ๐Ÿ’€
And he's already hugging you and saying that you're not the type of woman to do that you're his little sister but the moment you say that this hobo f-boy from the deepweb is your boyfriend he freezes and hold your shoulders.
Xavier: Sister... Have you been forced to this? Is this a bet? Do you need help? *he says in a supposed whisper but it's obvious that Rafayel can hear cuz he's right behind you ๐Ÿ’€*
You: Xavy nooo he's my boyfriend and I love him โ˜บ๏ธ
You never seen your brother look so devastated
He sits on the couch holding his head muttering that he failed as a big brother because his sister is now dating some sort of fboy from those doramas (that he's been obsessed with lately)
Meanwhile Rafayel on the doorstep yet: "Yall know I'm still here right? ๐Ÿ˜€
Xavier: *muttering* unfortunately...
Rafayel: ๐Ÿ˜€ ..๐Ÿ˜..๐Ÿซฅ
But surprisingly not that Xavier will EVER admit.
The guy is nice??
I mean he's definitely a slut but like a cool to hang out with slut to be honest.
Turns out they get along so well that it looks like Rafayel likes to spend more time with Xavier than you ๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ˜ญ (he just like that he can drag your brother around, you're just mad cuz you're the one supposed to do that >:c)
And bro... the are so homies like ๐Ÿคจ๐Ÿคจ๐Ÿคจ yanno?
One day after they both play video games while you watch them both ( wich was fun actually it's like they game and comment lol)
Rafayel just hit Xavier with like:
Rafayel: Ey ehe *fboy laugh bite lip* if you win that race for me on Mario kart imma give you a kiss on ya hot mouth man.
Xavier: no homo?
Rafayel: definitely not my dude ๐Ÿ˜”๐Ÿ‘Œ๐Ÿฝ
Xavier: ight bet.
He won.
In like
1th place...
My guys... the silence in the room as the victory screen shows up WAS SO LOUD LIKE ๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ˜ญ
And you ofc
You: Damn I'm living my Bl dreams lmao
Rafayel: PRINCESS I'M YOUR BOYFRIEND??
Xavier: And?
...
After that attempt of a joke from Xavier, everyone went to their respective places and never talked about that ๐Ÿ’€
Now let's not forget Zayne.
Poor guy he becomes your personal babysitter ๐Ÿ’€
Like literally one day after he comes from work to spend time with your family
You and Xavier just lay your head on each of his thighs.
Like, wasn't he supposed to be the one resting now? ๐Ÿคก
But as if you're both cute cats Zayne doesn't move.
Actually he learns that your hair is really fluffy and soft... hm... must run in the family?
He receives a call but he doesn't move.
He's stuck.
Happily stuck.
At least you two don't run from him when he tries to pet your hair ๐Ÿ˜ญ
Zayne
Honey listen
The moment that this thing right here๐Ÿ‘‡๐Ÿฝ
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Showed at your door step
He just said "No." And closed the door on his face after pulling you inside.
After a quite heated discussion behind the door (that Rafayel definitely heard someone calling him a man-whore ๐Ÿ’€) and a lot of *sighs* from Zayne he opens the door again, maybe he wasn't too bad if you chose him right?
Rafayel: Hey Big brother heh can I call you that right-
Zayne: No. *slams the door again*
Honey... Zayne is so disappointed ๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ˜ญ
You're his dear sister but like why did you get an idiot like that? ๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ˜ญ
Rafayel keeps trying to win Zayne over and low-key you cringe but hey, you love him alright?
Your mom doesn't really give a shit she's too busy destroying some villages at clash of clans.
Zayne is the older son and my man is tired ๐Ÿ˜ญ
But I mean.... whatever makes you happy... sister...
Sometimes Zayne wishes he could just:
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Now about Xavier...
Hmm he's cautious as he would be, he's your older brother AND YOUR MOTHER WON'T GET OFF THAT DAMN PHONE.
Anyways
He's definitely worried when Xavier asks to go to your room.
No... they wouldn't do anything weird right?
I mean... it's always the quiet ones, right? He knows that well *ahem*
But... you wouldn't... right?
After being tormented he makes some snacks as an excuse to barge in your room purposely walking quietly so you wouldn't hear him coming.
But when he opens the door he feels ashamed for thinking something like that.
He finds you curled on Xavier's lap, looking more calm than ever, you fell asleep after a full tummy of delicious lunch.
He doesn't remember seeing you like this since you were children, and he used to hold you just like that when you had nightmares about dad.
He watches as Xavier caress your back and kiss the crown of your head.
He feels his heart melting in his chest seeing this, he feels at ease knowing you're safe with someone like him.
He ignores the pain he feels knowing that you don't need him to hold you like this anymore, you're all grown now and you don't need your big brother to protect you from nightmares anymore.
He leaves the snacks on your table, and he and Xavier lock gazes, they both give each other the "Nod".
He passed. He's worthy of his little baby sister.
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Author notes: lmao yall my bad I did Rafayel so dirty but I can't resist bullying him every time ๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ˜ญ
Also dayum wth why did I do this to myself with zayne ๐Ÿ’€๐Ÿ’€๐Ÿ’€๐Ÿ’€ this is what happens when you write about him while listening "When she loved me" from toy's story ๐Ÿคก BRB I'm gonna cry ๐Ÿƒ๐Ÿฝโ€โ™€๏ธ๐Ÿƒ๐Ÿฝโ€โ™€๏ธ๐Ÿƒ๐Ÿฝโ€โ™€๏ธ
THANKS FOR THE ASK THO @yuzuocha LOVE YOU POOKIE ๐Ÿ’–๐Ÿ’–๐Ÿ’–๐Ÿ’–
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lovelykil ยท 3 months
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PLEASE more killua relationship hcs (no nsfw) pookie๐Ÿ˜ž
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headcanonsโ€”
: โž›killua
hc; relationship hcs ๐Ÿ’๐Ÿพโ€โ™€๏ธ
cw; none
note; ofc (ยดโˆ€๏ฝ€*)
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matching bracelets !!!! outfits too !!!!!!
he likes choosing the outfits, he's very picky so just let him pick the fit ๐Ÿ˜ญ
the bracelets were your idea, he thought it was dumb but as soon as you bought him it he immediately put that thing on.
"I thought you said the bracelets were dumb?" you smile with a brow raise, slipping yours on.
"they are." he fixes his bracelet.
"yeah okay."
"shut up, this doesn't even match the outfit."
"okay take it ofโ€“"
"no."
killua isn't the.. I guess ideal boyfriend? LMAO?? like snuggly, cozy warm bf that does infact not have a hard time expressing his feelings.
this is his first relationship, so he doesn't know what to really do tbh, go easy on him.
there will be times when he'll probably hurt your feelings during an argument or just in general.
he doesn't mean to; it usually just slips out and he regrets it immediately when he sees your face change.
he usually teases you alot, but sometimes his not 'meant to be taken to heart' insults get to you, and you do INFACT do take them to heart ๐Ÿ˜ฃ
he laughs but then realizes your eyes are looking red and glossy
"HUUH? ARE YOU CRYING?!"
"whaat? no.. maybe a.. bit."
"I was just playing! stop crying !.."
"really? seemed like you meant it.."
"NO, oh my god. I'm sorry jeez"
reassurance is a main factor being with him, he overthinks things, trapping himself in this metaphoric box and just ends up going dead silent. Doesn't speak a word till you convince him to speak.
we all know this boy CANNOT communicate so also be gentle with him, he's trying his best to verbally express his emotions.
he's a jealous boy
most arguments like the bad ones are caused by his jealously issues, he even begins to tear up mid argument because the thought of losing you to someone else makes his heart ache. He doesn't want to lose you like Gon, and Alluka you three hold a dearly large space in his heart he doesn't know what he would do if you just left him.
so calming him down and reassuring you would never do such a thing with a sincere voice and a swift grab of his face.
"kil there's no way I'm ever leaving you, someone could hand me a million dollars and I'd still object their proposal. Even if you were to leave me one day.. I'd still love you. Now stop worrying, you'll ruin that pretty face of yours I adore." you kiss him gently then pull away.
he pauses, letting your words relieve his stress and worries as he shyly blushes. but soon he stares at you, his playful blue eyes looking into yours "...so is my face all you like about me?". Your eyes roll, letting go of his face
"of course NOT."
"are you sure what if you just like me because of my looks? and not my personalityy?" he teases, a cat like grin tugging at his lips when he sees you're getting annoyed.
"werent you just crying like seconds ag-"
"NO SHUT UP"
anyway
his love language is quality time that and sharing his choco robots.
he's not big with affection but being in the same room as you whether you're watching a movie, coloring, or just sitting on the bed with your phone in complete silence together, means a lot to his tsundere self.
and also exploring the nature with you, or simply just grabbing a snack at the nearest gas station makes him content, as long as he's around you he's fine.
of course not all the time I mean he has his limits and he's sure you do too, loves his own space in a relationship.
I have this head canon where the main 4 go on road trips every so often in a van all together. Leorio driving, Kurapika in the passenger seat telling him where to go, Gon sitting on the left side of the car, you on the other side, and kil in the middle
you always lean over to tell gon something, pissing killua off and it will be the most dumbest things you say to him.
"gon did you see that bird?"
"ohh gon! oh wait I forgot."
I'm sooo glad I'm not in the middle, right gon?"
"gon"
"gon"
"gonnnnnnnnnnnnn"
"Y/N STOP LEANING OVER ME JUST TO SAY THE MOST STUPIDEST SHIT EVER" the albino finally breaks, looking over at you. A big red tic mark appears on his forehead.
"you know you're not supposed to curse when kurapika is around" you so innocently smile at him, just getting the teen even more worked up.
"fuck kurapika, when we get off I'm going to-"
"MONEY JARR, KILLUA CURSEDD!"
"gon BE QUIET"
sorry I got carried away ๐Ÿ˜”
you always join the road trips even though killua gets mad at you because of your annoying antics, but when the sun goes down.. the car is silent, gon is fast asleep, leorio and kurapika enjoying the peaceful silence finally, killua on his phone and you resting your head on his shoulder he feels at peace, suddenly forgetting your teasing behavior the past few hours, he looks over at you with a warm smile then turns off his phone to rest his own head on yours.
I feel like in the relationship he likes to be in charge, doesn't like to be submissive. He wants to protect you, and make sure your taken care of before he is.
hes like a guard dog, imitating to others if he's with you, but also such a cutie when he gets embarrassed because he got concerned for your wellbeing and you tease him about that saying,
"you do care about me!"
"yeah whatever, its not like it means I like you or anything."
"we're literally dating"
the way you can tell he loves you is when he says
"you're annoying."
"oh my god, you're so embarrassing.."
I hate you."
or very rare moments he just randomly says
"I love you." then walks away without a word while you're on your phone or doing something.
lets you play with his wild fluffy hair when you're bored.. after convincing him to let you. he huffs, as you braid his hair with a squeal.
if you ever sleep with stuff animals he's soo gonna make fun of you but that smirk fades fast when you don't want to cuddle with him, you would rather hold your plushie than him.
he gets so mad ๐Ÿ˜ญ
after what feels like forever you eventually give in to his apology for being an ass and turn over.
"okay but you gotta hold our kid, to make it up." you pass him the stuffed 'child'
"I'm not holding that." he stares at the plushie then you.
"well then we're not cuddling, end of story." you grab back the child. Killua closes his eyes to roll them in their sockets with a low sigh, he grabs the stuff and holds it to his chest.
"alright there, now come here."
"aww you look so cute holding our babyy" you gladly listened to him, shifting closer.
"you're so weird." once he has you in his grasp he smiles, closing his eyes with his made believe child resting between both of you.
omg he's definitely the type of boyfriend to randomly pull up at your window in the middle of the night, his blue eyes glowing in the darkness and slowly reveals himself with his arms crossed.
"you're supposed to be asleep, idiot."
"you're supposed to be at HOME?"
"I guess I missed you or whatever.."
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alj0saray ยท 10 months
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Whose dick is biggerโ—โ—HSR Version
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ehuehehe youn said one thing and I run with it it seems since this isn't the first time they have inspired me lmfao I am sorry? Eh, kind of. You WILL listen to me when I say this, it's not my fault anyway๐Ÿ’šit takes very little to inspire me with dumb things
เณƒโ€โžท TW/CW: SMUT, Dick talk and a bit of cum i can't control myself sorry, nothing much tbh, I'm nasty what can I say, Crack, Italian, let me know if I need to add more TW/Tags โ™ก My blog contains dark content, be careful when interacting/following! Please if you like my work don't forget to reblog/interact with meโ™ก Minors, ageless, blank blogs, and silent readers will get blocked if interact with me.
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Gepard big virgin boy deserves to have a big dick too obvs. Big in both senses; it's long and large. The type of dick that would make your legs weak and would need a lot of prep to enter, and it's still not enough somehow. He might not even be able to get balls deep inside of you for how much big it is, life truly is unfair. I feel like he also cums a lot, a full load of Gepard cum and you are probably filled to the brim. Very thick too! 50kg di minchia c'ha st'uomo ok, tanto decido io qua
Luocha this isn't me being biased, it's me being influenced actuallyโ˜๐Ÿฝ (otherwise he will be third). But yeah, I can see Luocha having this very long slim pretty dick, one that you can basically feel in your stomach. Unlike Gepard, who is unaware of how big his dick is, Luocha knows but it's pretty silent about it, just laughing at you whatever you try to joke about it. Doesn't cum a lot, and it isn't very dense either, it's more sticky than everything I wonder if it tastes refine as him tho
Blade/Jing Yuan I... I couldn't pick between the two so why choose. Both are equally long but Jing Yuan is more large, while Blade is slimmer. Still big enough that needs a lot of prep though, even if Blade most of the time skip it in order to see you crying lol Jing Yuan won't don't worry, but he will make sure you will feel it in your stomachโค๏ธ. Both of them cum a whole lot, but I feel like Jing Yuan cum is a lot more dense than Blade's
Dan Heng if you saw the leaks (or come from the future) you know why he is here. You can't tell me that his dick isn't big, I won't believe you. And in fact, it isn't. It's not as big as the others, but he can for sure make you not walk the day after. Also, I don't think Dan Heng knows just how big his dick is, so the first time is very rough (esp since you explicitly said that he's too big!!!). Cums a lot, embarrassing so, and it's so dense too. It gets everywhere it's insane
Welt so sorry to all the welt lovers here but I don't think this old man's dick is that big, I also think it's very slim too. With a very red tip!! But he isn't insecure about his dick length in the slightness, he's the human form of "the silent guys are the ones with a big dick" anyway. Doesn't really cum a lot and it's very thin too, maybe due to his age, but if you want to be filled just ask love๐Ÿ’œ
Sampo I feel like he has a pretty dick like Luocha too, one that makes you salivate and bite it. It might be not as big as the others, but it's more on the large side but not by much. Medium perhaps would be correct. However he does cum a lot, and I mean a lot, but he will change his diet to see if he can get it more watery or dense for funsies, other then making you taste and guess what changed lmao
Luka I can sense that this dude has breeder balls, I'm sure of it. Trust me in this, I'm an expert (I'm not)! His dick might be the smallest of the group, but by far he's the one who cums the most (more than gepard!!) and it's so dense too. Breeder balls frfr. Also, his dick is very large too, and you still might need more prep just because of it if you want to talk tomorrow. If you really want to.
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