Tim: If I killed someone would you help me hide the body?
Dick: ...Did you kill someone?!
Tim: No, it's just a hypothetical.
Jason: Oh he totally killed someone.
Tim: No! It's just like a trust question thing, ok?
Jason: Sure, I believe you Timbo. Let me check my schedule, if I have time I'll help.
Tim: It's hypothetical!
Jason: Yeah, yeah, yeah. Oh, Roy's coming over tonight, but I'm sure he won't mind helping. What disposal method are you thinking?
Steph: Oh oh! Use a chainsaw!
Damian: I would recommend feeding it to the pigs.
Bruce, from three rooms over: Did someone say pigs?! Damian! Did you buy pigs?!
Damian, looking nervous: I must excuse myself.
Barbara: Just give me a name. I'll erase any digital records of them.
Dick: Tim, while I am concerned, I will always support you. I do want the full story later. But, for now, I can track down any physical records and destroy them.
Tim: Oh my god, what the hell?
Barbara: You can't kill someone who doesn't exist.
Steph: Is there a house we need to burn down? Cause I call dibs!
Steph: Fine, you can help.
Cass: Me too?
Steph: Of course!
Jason: Good news, Roy has a wood chipper!
Tim: IT WAS HYPOTHETICAL?!
Jason winks at Tim: Yeah, hypothetical.
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Well girl you’re not the only one
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One of the things that bothers me about people saying that Zutara shippers are delusional is that, after Katara forgives Zuko, there are quite a few scenes of Sokka and Suki, followed by more or less similarly framed scenes of Zuko and Katara.
(For what it's worth, there was actually much more focus on Zuko and Katara's hands than Sokka and Suki's, make of that what you will)
How is it not romantic subtext if there are not-so-subtle visual parallels with a canon romantic pairing?
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Demi Ev / On Femicide
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This cannot be stressed enough.
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Li Bowen | Be Together
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A reminder to all of the Clint haters saying it should have been him...
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Oscar when you're romancing Azazel: I love you supervillain dad!
Oh no, he thinks Azazel is kinda cool but not THAT cool. Would kick him in the balls if he had the chance. He likes him better than the other ROs for aesthetic purposes, HOWEVER Azazel is the RO who knows how to deal best with him in a way that Oscar... appreciates? They'd also get along UNTIL Azazel decides to date MC.
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It just occurred to me...that people watching the show, whom haven't read the books are probably gonna hate Zoya...
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In times of trouble, ask yourself: Would Maritza do it? If the answer is yes, you may need to rethink some things (especially if it involves trespassing). But for relationship advice she is your go-to.
Ask yourself, Would Yadriel do it? If the answer is yes then you may proceed, UNLESS IT IS BINDING HABITS THEN TAKE A BREAK UNLIKE THIS OVER-BINDING DUDE.
Ask yourself, Would Julian do it? If the answer is yes then just run. RUN BABY RUN DON'T YOU DO IT
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MC: treat spiders the way you want to be treated.
Belphegor: killed without hesitation.
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so i know i’ve said this before, but i keep seeing posts along the line of "Booker just needs love" in fandom and while it’s an entirely valid opinion and i respect your right to it, i’m just... in my humble opinion:
he had love. he was the one who made a conscious choice that it wasn’t enough.
you can’t convince me that the dynamics like they share in the baklava scene were born from them simply being colleagues who barely tolerate each other. that is family. they care about him. everything about this whole scene screams warmth and comfort and familiarity.
the sheer hurt on Andy’s face when she learns of what he’s done? she’s not just betrayed by a colleague, she’s stabbed (...or shot) in the back by someone she considers family. someone she cares about, a hell lot. she’s devastated.
Joe’s immediate response, the anger, must stem from a place of love too. he’s reacting so forcefully because this is someone he trusted, someone he cares about, and he doesn’t know how to handle all of what is boiling over
and like the first scene they’re in Andy already gives him (an expensive) gift that seems to mean a lot.
the introductions at the dinner table are mainly focused on Nile learning about them but it still feels like a family moment. they all look at him with affection. he’s a part of the group, part of the family.
so ultimately what i’m trying to say is that blaming the others for being mean to Booker or not loving him enough or driving him to these lengths? feels like utter bullshit to me. he is responsible for his own actions. he needs to accept responsibility for those actions. giving him a hug and a pat on the head isn’t going to solve anything for anyone.
besides the others deserve time to heal, too.
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Bruh. I hated the ending of Trollhunters Rise of the Titans.
I would have accepted them bringing all the people that died back to life with the magic stone thing, but the ending was so fucking stupid :( I don't likey.
And the mpreg was so weird and out of place, like who was that for? (And I like mpreg)
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can you all stop threading bombalurina as the jealous bitch so you can spice up your shipping fic
she is a sweet protective cat who would give everything for her loved ones happines
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Penny and Sheldon aren’t brother and sisters. No brother would willingly peak at his sister naked out of curiosity like Sheldon does when he’s trying to help Penny dress and go to the hospital for her dislocated shoulder.
The writers decision to change the parameters of Penny and Sheldon’s relationship towards the middle of the series and concoct a love experiment of episode to tell the audience that is what they are is just stupid. Why do the love experiment in the first place? Siblings would never bother with that because it’s paramount to exploring incest.
Neither Sheldon and Penny are related. The writers wanted their relationship to be platonic friendship in order to push for two romances that are lackluster, that’s fine. But saying Sheldon and Penny are brothers and sisters all because of this is just plain flawed.
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Hi! Was Zarlie queerbaiting? Some people say yes, others say no and I'm confused.
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Mick just said “einzigste” I’m gonna commit🤠🔫
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NO JUST NO
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