#just saying...
Hey, do you have anything new with TSHL? I think the angst opportunities are huge. And the confort. I can think that rise!Raph will hold down a feral 12!Raph in pain, hugging him and conforming him.
Oh yeah. It's a horror au for a reason :)
As I've said before, the universe wants to make them "fit" into the world, (which includes the enemies that get in there too) so you can imagine how awful it feels to be seen by the UNIVERSE as a mistake that needs "correcting". It's the worst feeling. Not only that, what if the universe wants you as something else? Ehat if you want something else? What if unlike the others, you actually like the changes given and want to stay even if it hurts, but everyone is screaming for you to change back? You just want to be comfortable just like they are.
You want to belong.
You want to be the you inside.
Or the universe is just a sadistic lovecraftian creature that just wants to cause pain to a couple color-coded turtles.
It's up to interpretation <:)c
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Your answerer for Lychee's ask now makes me wonder how Konig lost his virginity in the first place - and with whom...
Bold of you to assume he’s not a virgin!
….I mean. Wouldn't it be funny if young!recruit’s first time was with the sweet wife of his older self...? ❤️ While the older self is watching, maybe participating in some way?
Imagine his annoyance when Colonel!König seems to pick up from the start that he hasn’t been with a woman yet, that this is his first time inside a girl, and that he’s desperately trying to hide his inexperience :/
Imagine the absolute fury when the older man starts to hand out detailed advice on how to please his wife – the cute woman who’s currently looking up at him with wet, pleading eyes, pussy throbbing and milking him already...
He’s not going to last 5 minutes and neither is she, but the fucking Colonel sees even that, jumps to interrupt before he nuts inside her :((
And poor dear you...!
"Hände weg!!" is the only thing you hear before you're deprived of some good, eager dick. After that you find yourself sobbing and ripping younger König away from older König's throat after the German insults evolve into a full fist fight.
You knew your choice of cock was dubious at best, but you never expected these men would try to kill each other... They were supposed to take rounds with you, not choke each other while they're both still hard! 🥺
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one of my neighbours (i live in the middle of the city mind you) bought bunch of what i can only describe as designer chickens and i love them to bits, had to draw one immediately!!
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Vincent Price when he did the ad for a Shrunken Head game. How cool is that? So perfect that they chose him.
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i don't trust people who tell me not to vote
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Late night thought:
Since the ROTTMNT universe is in a timeline parallel to ours, that means they probably felt the earthquake too and thought the Kraang came back
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Okay, hear me out... (may be TMI, so under the cut)
Forget the Ghildo -
I want a silicone grinder toy that is the texture of Copia's pants.
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idc what anyone says nina is so crowley coded and maggie is so aziraphale coded. like at the core of who they are.
the pessimist and the optimist.
the one who can’t even entertain the idea that the other finds them attractive and the one who can’t take their eyes off of them.
the one who doesn’t really care about the conflict but will fight for their other half and the one who knows their partner will always be there for them
maggie waits for nina to come around the same way aziraphale does when crowley leaves.
do you think it’s a coincidence that in nearly every shot together maggie is on the right and nina is on the left (our left and right respectively)?
Do we know anyone else who’s constantly framed like this?
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I would kill to have a pretty girl on my strap right now, her legs bent over my shoulders and a hand wrapped around her throat! I can't stop thinking about how adorably she'd whine for me, how pathetic it'd be when she begs me to stop because she's too sensitive, getting to look at all the bruises, hickeys, and bites covering her body, the pretty tears and runny makeup streaking down her face... yes, please!
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Next station in the Astarion pain train: Astarion describing how Cazador locked him in a coffin for an entire year. Us simps will really need a therapy before we explore all the horrible things Caz did to our favourite vamp boy. I am not okay... *Shoo fucking shoo*
PS: not my video but the author deserves a shout out for being brave and choosing this dialoque tree.
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I think its really funny that people draw q!Fit as the more flirty one of the silly hideduo relationship
cause like
have you guys SEEN q!Pac-
He's constantly dropping the ball and taking those baby steps to a new level. They both might be blunt as all hell, but q!Pac is absolutely the more flirty of the two just saying
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(sorry for the reversed order)
MR PLANT?!?!??!?!?!??!
"It looks like a plant"
"BUT IT ACTUALLY HAS A BLOOD, A HEART, AND A BRAIN"
I mean, humans are technically animals, and Argos said that the Imitation Plant (I think that's what it was called) was an animal disguised as a flower...And, I mean, there's still 1/2 of Mr. Plant's genetics that we don't know...
just saying...
(Honestly I'm just so glad we're getting another TWOMP episode before Ashur goes out of town.)
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What if Käärijä pierced his nipples...
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and what if my friends tricked me into their garden and then tied me up so their plants (which are actually plant/flower monsters) can get enrichment
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Robin “I ramble around my crushes” Buckley was rambling the very minute she met Nancy Wheeler. In that very same scene at the battle of Starcourt, Robin was immediately rambling about leg injuries and bones. Clearly she was nervous and also maybe still a little high BUT that was also the first time she met Nancy.
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