Happy happy birthday 🎂🎉🥳
Are you still doing the “cursed identity porn” au where LWJ can’t really see the Yiling Patriarch (because the mask?), but still tries to settle into being married to him? (Or JC traveling back in time?) Thanks!
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“Where do you want the talisman?”
Lan Wangji looks up from checking over his pack one last time to see his husband in his doorway. He lifts an eyebrow.
“I’m going to be wearing the mask but there’s no reason for the enchantment to affect you,” Wei Wuxian says. “You already know what I look like. I have to paint it somewhere on your body – preferably someplace there’s no chance of anyone else seeing.”
Ah. That explains why Wen Qing have never seemed to have the same problems looking at Wei Wuxian that everyone else did during the war.
Lan Wangji considers several locations before untying his belt and shrugging off several layers of robes, letting them pool at his elbows and leaving his chest bare. “Wherever you think is best.”
Wei Wuxian hasn’t so much as given him a covetous glance since their marriage. Lan Wangji can endure it, if he must, endure the lack of his husband’s affection and even endure the way he seems so willing to share it with others. He does not have the soft, delicate features and willowy body of Wen Ning, Meng Yao, or Jiang Yanli. But if nothing else, his place as the number two most eligible male cultivator means that he’s not without his charms.
If he is completely outside of his husband’s tastes, it’s best that he knows that now.
He braces himself for indifference, keeping his expression bland to ensure that Wei Wuxian can’t see how surely it’ll crush him.
“Oh! Uh, um, sure, great,” Wei Wuxian says, voice at least two pitches higher than it is normally as his eyes dart up then down several times, blood rushing to his cheeks and painting them scarlet.
Lan Wangji stares. He has seen Wei Wuxian walk across a battlefield and stare down sect leaders and be harassed by a dozen uncles at once and surrounded by three screaming children and never has he seemed as out of sorts as he does right now.
He lifts up the brush and hesitates. “Is it okay – do you mind if I, is this okay?”
“Yes. You can touch me anywhere,” he says.
Wei Wuxian freezes, blinking rapidly before he swallows. “Oh. Kay.”
This is the best day of Lan Wangji’s life.
His husband steps closer, curling one hand around his bare shoulder to keep him steady and using the other to make small, sure brush strokes against the skin of his left side of his chest, right above his heart. He likes the symbolism. He also likes how Wei Wuxian’s blush doesn’t fade at all.
“There,” he says a few moments later. “Just give it time to dry and it should be fine for a week or so, then I’ll have to reapply. “
“Thank you,” he says, quirking his lips up at the corners when Wei Wuxian finally manages to look him in the eye
His returning grin is blinding. His eyes fall lower twice more before he leaves and Lan Wangji feels the low hum of satisfaction down his spine that he normally only gets from a particularly difficult spar.
His husband is capable of finding him attractive.
He just has to somehow encourage this behavior.
Twenty minutes later Meng Yao sticks his head into his room and demands, “What did you do to him?”
Lan Wangji pauses. Is he upset that he’s gotten Wei Wuxian’s attention? He never seems to mind Wen Ning, but perhaps that arrangement has already been settled between them and he sees Lan Wangji as an intrusion, regardless of his status.
“This is hilarious. Whatever it was, do it again,” he orders before continuing his way down the hall.
With pleasure.
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💥WARNING!!! WARNING!!! WARNING!!!💥
okay. listen. this is a thing i made for my friend @abbyroseflame24. i'm just gonna say this right now.
this is vore.
if you do not wanna see that, don't click the readmore. i have given you ample warning. this is simply an art thing for a friend, but if you feel like seeing it, go for it dude. just please do not tear me into pieces for this, i warned you.
TW for body horror, vore
some context: Rose (the character in question) left her keys at the pizzeria at night and has broken back in to retrieve them.
don't say i didn't fuckin' warn you buddy.
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Thoughts about Billy Hargrove?
Not a fan. He was racist, violent, and abusive.
He put Max through hell. His aggression and cruelty will haunt Max for the rest of her life.
He would have killed Lucas, a literal child, because of Lucas's race & his relationship with Max.
He could have killed Steve - head trauma is serious - and he only attacked Steve because Steve stopped him from trying to harm children.
Billy wasn't successful in his attempted murder that time because Max, yet another literal child, had to step in and physically harm & threaten him in order to get Billy to stop.
Like, I'm sorry the dude had a rough home life, but that does not excuse his behaviors. A lot of people come out of abusive situations without becoming abusers themselves. So, even though Billy experienced trauma and sacrificed in the end, I do not personally consider him redeemed.
Also, if you or anyone else is a Billy Hargrove fan, I love that for you and I am not judging you. I get that people feel bad for him and find him attractive, so they want him to be redeemable. That character just does not sit right with me.
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need to take away words like broken, unbalanced and overtuned from gamers who really just want to complain they are finding something difficult. those words obviously do have a place, but just because you haven’t figured out the dodge timings on a boss yet doesn’t in fact mean the fight is an “unfair broken mess” i swear souls fans never used to be this annoying. these games are, for the most part, about trial and error. figuring out what works and what doesn’t. you’ll fail 20 times in a row and then all of a sudden something will click and you’ll go “holy shit so that’s how i avoid that!” idk, to me that’s one of the things i love the most about these games but each to their own
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