#just thirsting 🥂

[thoughts-reasons]

Twitter

#haha how consistently inconsistent 😌 #haven't they been prophesying that for years? #i suppose it makes for entertaining content #if it is to be said so it be so it is 😉 #can you tell i am taking this quote off seriously? #has it truly negatively affected her q rating though? #too many belligerent zucchinis and too many risk averse neophytes posing as mktg and pr gurus these days #commensalism 🤝 mutualism 🤝 parasitism 🍀 #the lover of her lover is her enemy? between the thirsting and the yearning is the loathing? SCREAMING #they don't break up they just break down energy right there 🤣🥂 #kermit's mailbag the funko pop collection edition #originanon

[dumbseee]

rumours, part two.

part one.

jude bellingham x influencer!reader.

fc: nailea devora.

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groupchat: it girls 💕

larray:

ain’t no way you’re dating jude fucking bellingham and haven’t told us

y/n:

larry istg i’ll cut your hair in your sleep if you keep believing those DUMB rumours

oliviarodrigo:

girl

he’s hot asf why don’t you shoot your shot?

y/n:

with a footballer?

hell fucking no

these guys don’t know what being faithful to one person means

and i’ve heard plenty of shit about this jude guy

larray:

yeah me too tbh

y/n:

i’m not getting involved with him, period.

larray:

okay but what about his teammates?

y/n:

larry.

larray:

DO IT FOR ME

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y/n: girls night 🥂

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fan1: JUDE LIKED???

fan2: is she lying to us?? bc why would he like her posts now?

fan3: I JUST CHECKED AND HE’S FOLLOWING HER NOW TOO

fan4: maybe she lied to protect their privacy?? that would make sense tbh

fan5: you look so good 😍

fan6: she’s such a baddie omg, jude i get it now

fan7: didn’t know who she was before the whole jude drama but omg i love her

fan8: LEAVE JUDE ALONE YOU FREAK

fan9: petition for jude’s groupies to leave y/n alone

fan10: MOTHER

fan11: y/n please do another grwm i’m obsessed with your videos

fan12: how to be like her, she’s hot asf and has THEE jude bellingham at her feet

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insta dms:

y/n:

wtf is wrong with you?

i told you to tell your fangirls to leave me alone and what are you doing? you LIKE my posts and you follow me now?

leave me alone, jude.

judebellingham:

you looked good

you always look good*

are you free, tomorrow night?

y/n:

can’t you READ?

LEAVE. ME. ALONEEEEE.

or i’m pressing charges on you hoe.

judebellingham:

so it’s a yes?

i’ll send you the tickets and my jersey, someone will come pick you up, what’s your address?

y/n:

wtf

what do you mean?

judebellingham:

we’re playing against sevilla and i want you to come

y/n:

we don’t even know each other tf??

is that how you get all those girls to get obsessed with you?

that ain’t gonna work with me, boy.

judebellingham:

hm, i like you already.

y/n:

well, i hate you.

judebellingham:

haha

turns me on, love it.

y/n:

i am BLOCKING you

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i hate him. i fucking hate him. who does he think he is? making me come see him to his stupid game, what am i, his mother? seriously i could’ve stayed at home, binge-watching the twilight movies like i do every year. now i have to go to his fucking football game, it’s going to be so nosy, damn it. and before you ask me, YES i am getting ready and i am wearing his jersey. not because i want to, but i know that i won’t hear the end of it if i don’t do it. yeah, i’m doing it because he’s forcing me, no other reason.

like jude said, someone did pick me up to take me to the bernabeu stadium, and i can’t believe i’m doing this. the venue is full of fans wearing either their real madrid jerseys or their sevilla jerseys. i can see men, women, kids, elderly people, they’re all here to have fun and support their favourite team and i have to admit that it’s a cute sight. let’s just hope that they don’t kill each other’s at the end of the match. i’m quickly escorted to the vip section, where friends, family and important people would seat for the game.

"oh my god, is that y/n?" a voice called from behind, i closed my eyes shut, fuck, and walked faster, i should’ve wore a mask to hide my face. if anyone picture me in this stadium with that motherfucker’s jersey on, it would end my career and i’m half exaggerating.

thank god, the vip section was secluded from the other people. the game started and i had to admit that it was fun to watch when you weren’t really supporting anyone. no stress, just having fun watching men run after a ball, just like dogs. jude was actually good, i never looked him up on the internet to watch his performances, i just knew he was the internet’s favourite whore and girls were thirsting over him. he was good looking, of course, no one could deny that, but more than anything he was annoying as fuck. i surprised myself, cheering for him when he scored a goal, what was wrong with me.

real madrid was actually leading the game with two goals against one. jude’s teammate passed the ball to him and he scored his third goal of the match. okay now, why did this motherfucker just point at the crowd, more specifically towards me? people turned around to see where he was pointing at, but thankfully they couldn’t see me. my heart definitely sank when he did that though, seriously what is wrong with this guy! it was a cute gesture, yes, but we weren’t dating and i promised myself to never date an athlete, tried it once and promised to never doing it again. jude was everything i hated in a man, he was reckless, cocky, full of himself and he knew he was hot. nothing worse than a guy who knows he’s handsome.

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"how was i?" he asked, this big smile plastered on his face, i wish i could tear it off his face. "fine, i guess." jude made a weird face and put his hands on his hips. "fine? y/n, i was more than fine and you know it, scored three goals and they were all for you." he blew me a kiss and i swore i was about to knock him out. "yeah about that, someone could’ve seen me!" i said, slapping his arm, making him laugh. "darling, that’s what i wanted." okay, the way he was looking at me may or may have not made my heart skip a beat. "jude, i’m starting to believe that the fans gaslighted you into thinking we’re already dating." he laughed, making my cheeks heat up just a bit. "i just want to give the fans what they want to see." he shrugged and put his arm around my shoulders to start walking out of the changing room. i imediatly pushed his arm away and speed walked in front of him to hide my red cheeks. of course, the bitch was laughing at me, running to catch me and poking my cheeks to mock me. "aww, you’re blushing? i thought you hated me, darling." i put my hands on my cheek. "fuck you! it’s just hot in here!" "it’s literally minus two degrees, y/n."

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y/n: maybe football isn’t so bad 🙄

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judebellingham: like the view? 👀

y/n: shut up.

fan1: SHE POSTED JUDE???

fan2: Y/N DID YOU LIE TO US???

y/n: WE’RE JUST FRIENDS GUYS OMG

judebellingham: for now* 🫢

y/n: jude istg…

fan3: OMGBSJSOSLSLMDMSLZ WTF

fan4: i am literally shitting bricks what the FUCK

fan5: i love the banter lmao they’re fun

fan6: i ship it tbh

fan7: y/n being a wag for 2024 omg

fan8: i love how she’s fighting it but we all know how it’s going to end

fan9: Y/N NOOOOOO NOT A FOOTBALLER

oliviarodrigo: well, well, well 👀

y/n: please not you too

larray: will you look at THAT

y/n: LARRY SHUT UP IM BEGGING

fan10: lmaoo even her friends are ratting her out

fan11: #savey/n

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insta dms:

y/n:

ARE YOU KIDDING ME

DID YOU REALLY DM POP BASE TO TALK ABOUT US???

judebellingham:

mmh, i don’t know what you’re talking about

y/n:

jude bellingham.

judebellingham:

okay maybe i did

BUT I DIDN’T KNOW THEY’D RAT ME OUT LIKE THAT

y/n:

FOR FUCK’S SAKE

judebellingham:

anyways it’s not a big deal tbh

are you free tonight?

y/n:

no.

judebellingham:

nice, i’ll come pick you up at 9 <3

y/n:

are you BLIND?

i said no bitch

judebellingham:

suddenly i can’t read.

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y/n: get you a man who eats his spaghettis with his hands 😍

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judebellingham: i wonder who is this gentleman 🫢

y/n: yeah i wonder too 🙄

fan1: pls not jude carrying y/n’s purse

fan2: they’re so cute stop

fan3: my favourite couple

fan4: PARENTS

fan5: lmao i bet jude is the one who begged her to be his gf

y/n: yes.

fan6: JAISOSPXLD’´S

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#football x reader #football masterlist #football au #football #jude bellingham x oc #jude bellingham x you #jude bellingham fic #jude bellingham fanfic #jude bellingham x reader #jude bellingham imagine #jude bellingham #bellingham #jude bellingham fluff #fluff

[bellyasks]

liquid bloat emoji promptsss

🥛 Your character drinks a big glass of milk. Maybe with cookies or something, maybe just on its own. It's very filling and a great recipe for a snug, achy belly--especially if dairy isn't their best friend.

🧃 Your character is trying to cut back on "less healthy" drinks and starts satisfying their cravings for soda and St*rbucks with fruit juice or smoothies instead (whether the replacements are actually any "healthier" is up to you). The cravings are strong, though, and they find themselves constantly sipping their juice to keep them at bay.

☕ It's cold out, and what better way to warm up than with a big hot beverage? Maybe a little too big? At least they'll be nice and toasty.

🍵 Your character's belly isn't feeling good after eating too much. They decide to soothe their stomach with some tea, or ginger ale, or whatever, but their belly is already so full they can barely fit anything else.

🥂 Your character is with friends, and whether it be a night at the bar, too much soda at a party, or going out for smoothies with the crew, they wind up with more liquid in their tummy than they can handle.

🥤 Your character gets a big soda to go along with their lunch. They're more than full by the time their food is gone, but the soda remains. Rather than discard it, they bring the cup along with them and keep drinking it despite their belly's protests.

🧋 Your character gets a big fancy beverage, and it cost way too much for them to give up on it when they get full. They know it won't save well, so even as their tummy starts feeling taut and strained, they're determined to finish.

🍾 Your character is celebrating! What better way to celebrate than with a fun beverage? Maybe they're cracking open a fancy bottle of wine or maybe they're simply rewarding themself with their favorite soda, but is it really a special occasion if they don't go a little overboard?

🫗 Your character drinks a ton of water. Maybe they're trying to stay hydrated and goes a little overboard, or maybe they just realized how thirsty they were and overcompensated. Either way, they thoroughly quench their thirst at the cost of a very full, sloshy tummy.

#prompts #belly #belly kink #tummy kink #liquid bloat #stuffing #stuffed belly #my post

[thepersonnamedsam]

thighs don’t lie - mv1

pairing: max verstappen x goddess!reader

summary: thirsting over each others thighs on main is your hobby

face claim: no one particular

warnings: max thirsting

note: i saw this tiktok about max‘ thighs and i couldn’t get this idea out of my head… i love thighs, psst

masterlist / taglist

yninsta

Bali, Indonesia

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yninsta day 1 of 🌊🏝️🐚

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maxverstappen1 oh my, oh my, i-, idk what to say

username2 god, i wish to look this good

username3 thank u, y/n for posting ur body without shame, bc it is NOT and making people feel okay with their body type, ly

username4 yes, ty indeed <3

maxverstappen1 where’s your room? number? anything?

username5 not max thirsting on main

yninsta no. 33, you know where to find me, lion

username6 girl, no way they got room 33

username7 no, that’s probs just for main

mvfanacc

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mvfanacc just an appreciation post for max‘ thighs

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username9 currently thirsting

username10 did u see, y/n liked the post

username11 how can she not? i mean, look at him

yninsta thank you

username12 girl, not y/n thirsting on main

username13 ugh, i love this man

maxverstappen1

Bali, Indonesia

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maxverstappen1 day 2, saw someone posting my thighs, thought i had to appreciate my love’s thighs too

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username14 I TELL U I SCREAMED

username15 ME TOO

username14 let’s be in this mess together

username15 u n me forever

yninsta aww maxi taxi, ty my love, i LOVE your thighs

maxverstappen1 if you call me maxi taxi again, i won’t thirst anymore

username16 gurl, NO, don’t let that happen!!!!

username17 pls, y/n, we need our man to publicly thirst

username18 it’s the only way people will like him

maxverstappen1 i love her thighs. here, it’s done, i said it

yninsta and i love you

maxverstappen1 does any one need a pt. 2, bc i’ve got a whole folder

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yninsta

Bali, Indonesia

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yinsta day 3 of BALI with my one and only

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username19 what a dream relationship

username20 istg, i want what they have

username21 if mines not like that i do t want it

maxverstappen1 I LOVE YOU

danielricciardo we get it mate…

maxverstappen1 sorry that i love my gf

maxverstappen1 how am i so lucky

yninsta i am the lucky one

username22 MORE THIGHS

username23 YES MORE THIGHS

username24 WE NEED MORE PICS IF YOUR THIGHS

username25 THIGHS DONT LIE

yninsta and maxverstappen1

Bali, Indonesia

Liked by landonorris, pierregasly and 482‘297 others

yninsta day 4, to the best thighs on the grid 🥂

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username26 LIKED BY PIERRE GASLY

username27 how has max‘ pr manager not said anything about those two posting soft porn on main?!?

username28 bc wE ALL APPRECIATE IT

username29 YES

username27 okAY

danielricciardo max, you know i have better thighs than you

yninsta that is NOT true, mr. ricciardo

danielricciardo you are NOT TRUE

maxverstappen1 but we can all agree that y/n has the best thighs, right? 🔪

danielricciardo yes max

username30 sigh, when will i ever get that?

°°°

taglist: @ironmaiden1313 , @topguncultleader , @biglittlesecret , @gulabjamooon , @lovelyy-moonlight , @peachyplumsss , @mistrose23 , @copper-boom , @love4lando , @champomiel , @serenityleah , @iloveyou3000morgan , @angelwithoutmywings , @elleeeee21 , @youkissedareaderinthedark , @mikauraur , @thybulleric , @lpab , @fdl305 , @mellowarcadefun , @teti-menchon0604 , @vildetry06 , @bibissparkles , @aurora-maria , @lunnnix , @sya-skies , @Buckywifeyy , @dakotali , @rechtrecht , @noncannonships , @1eclerc16 , @pitlanebabe

#f1 x reader #formula 1 #f1 #max verstappen fluff #max verstappen f1 #max verstappen instagram au #max verstappen #insta au #f1 instagram au #formula one instagram au

[itsmaybitheway]

WiP Wednesday March 8th

Happy half week my loves! Here’s to making it through half of the work-week 🥂 Huge thanks to @wordsofhoneydew @hgejfmw-hgejhsf @magicandarchery @nocoastposts @cha-melodius @heybuddy-drabbles for the tags! I was SWAMPED today but it’s still Wednesday on where I am so we’re good!! This is the first snippet I’m sharing from the Accidental Tweet fic, I hope you guys enjoy!!

Somewhere between Rio and some other international event he had to attend -a charity gala in Milan- Alex realized he didn’t hate Henry. Or more accurately, he realized hating Henry didn’t stop him from wanting to jump his bones.

At first it was a hate-fuck fantasy, just his intrusive thoughts jumping out. And he needed an outlet for all these thoughts that were eating him alive. So he made an alt twitter account. A Prince Henry stan account to be more specific, so he could thirst in peace as one does.

No one can under any circumstance know about this. Alex would rather get waterboarded and chop his own dick off in no particular order than accept the fact that he is the person with the handle @ slut4henry on twitter dot com.

As always this is an open tag to anyone who’d like to play along and here are some no-pressure attached tags!! If you did tag me and I missed it, or if I forgot to tag you, I’m blaming my ADHD and the horrible weather of New York that left me drenched and grumpy like a cat @agame-writes @affectionatelyrs @absoluteaudacitywrites @anchoredarchangel @anincompletelist @bitbybitwrites @cricketnationrise @clottedcreamfudge @dumbpeachjuice @everwitch-magiks @firenati0n @gayrootvegetable @getmehighonmagic @happiness-of-the-pursuit @inexplicablymine @indestructibleheart @indomitable-love @i-am-freyja @junebugclaremontdiaz @kiwiana-writes @littlemisskittentoes @lizzie-bennetdarcy @msmarvelouswinchester @ninzied @orchidscript @porcelainmortal @priincebutt @sherryvalli @suseagull04 @songliili @theprinceandagcd @three-drink-amy @zwiazdziarka

#rwrb #firstprince #first prince #rwrb fanfiction #firstprince fanfic #rwrb fanfic #red white and royal blue fanfic #red white & royal blue fanfic #red white and royal blue fanfiction #red white and royal blue movie #red white & royal blue #red white and royal blue #wip game #wip wednesday #snippet #current wip #acd #prince henry

[not-goldy]

At this point. There will be requirements to even speak to me about your ship moving forward and unless they fullfil these requirements, then don't speak.

Has your ship given confirmed Hickeys they claimed on the other?

Does you ship Spend couple holidays days together CONFIRMED?

Did your ship Enlist together as companions?

Does your ship make life changing decisions together?

Does your ship drop all honorifics consistently?

Does your ship send gay bday thirst traps?

Has your ship used a queer love song on their couple travel vlog?

Has your ship written a gay love letter confession song?

Did your ship take several alone trips, spending their last days together before enlisting?

Have members ever asked your ship if they were dating, a couple, together multiple times?

Has your ship dedicated a 2 hour live to each other, watching all their content publicly while blushing & kicking their feet?

Listen. Jikook has set the bar so fucking high. I don't care about your ship or their friend group outings. I don't care about your ship spending time together. I don't care if your ship talks about each other in interviews. Or sings songs to each other (cause all members have done this). I don't care if your ship teases each other and jokes around. These things aren't enough to debate your ship is real to me, Vmin, Taekook, Yoonmin, none of them, when this is normal friend behavior and shit they do with Wooga and 97 line and or other members or Jimin does with his friends. Unless your ship is making plans together or moving like a real actual couple, with parent's stamp of approval support (Greeting with I love you, instead of Hi. Making traditional seawood soup for your 'sons friend's' bday in their household, showing public support for the two of them at their businesses) don't speak. And especially don't talk to me when one half of your ship will go down as the idol who savagely shot down his own shippers twice and confirming PUBLICLY his girlfriend of 2 years & confirming with confirming the rumors, by taking a IDGAF hand holding stroll with her in the city of love. Even Taennie supporters got more proof, real proof, then you ever will. They can SPEAK, but you can't, esp if Tae is part of your ship, cause that is just laughable, after Paris and all those leaks. So again, don't speak to me about your ship, until your ship starts to act like a for real couple and not just friends. This whole private, but not secret shit don't fly. That's just a way of trying to stay delusional and keep your ship afloat, esp when your ship is doing public couple things with other people. Sorry not sorry.

🥂🌈🌠

[marimayscarlett]

Not to sound dramatic, but I'm going to continue my obsession with Richard Zee Kay from Rammstein and Emigrate in 2024. It just feels the right thing to do.

And you know what? This is the energy we need. This is the spirit we should maintain, because anything less wouldn't be appropriate. We have 2024 now, and you know what this means?

It's the 30th anniversary of Rammstein 🖤

So I welcome you into a year filled with even more obsession, enthusiasm and thirst, because that's what this band deserves in this iconic year 👏🏻 Let's hope for a good one for the band and us fans 🥂

#rammstein #ask #2024 #let's keep up the good work folks #and by work i mean tirelessly blogging about the six scary German men who bring us so much joy yet so much frustration sometimes

[daydreamingleclerc]

something special about june // lauren james au

in which, lauren and her housemate-turned-girlfriend sports journalist come out on instagram during pride month 🤍

includes; slight sexual content, swearing, wlw content !

this is something v different for me! but i’ve been so in my lauren feels lately i cannot help myself. who knows. i might even write something to deepen this AU further! inspired by this article about jess carter and ann-katerin berger! enjoy xx

DISCLAIMER: i am in no way shape or form suggesting that lauren is bisexual or gay by posting this. this is simply just a form of fiction and i do not mean any harm. pictures were found on instagram and pinterest and all rights are to their original owners.

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yn✔️

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yn say cheese 😁😚❤️

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samanthakerr20 yn this is the gayest jumper i’ve ever seen

yn took notes from you clearly x

laurennjjames ❤️😚

yn 🥰❤️

ldnpride oh my god are you two…

yn lauren’s wearing a leather jacket and i’m wearing a jumper straight out of 1946 do the math x

laurennjjames ✔️

ibiza, spain

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laurennjjames winning on and off the pitch, clearly 😍

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yn i’d like to point out i got my hair done at the hotel hair salon

yn just incase ppl are confused by my hair change midway through this dump

laurennjjames i’m more concerned about the amount of people thirsting over your arse

yn don’t post it then u silly sausage

kmewis19 yn is packing in that first pic

yn do you like it 😼

yn ✔️

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yn wonder if we’ve beaten the just friends allegations now x

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laurennjjames lesbian!

yn i know u are but what am i x

laurennjjames a glorified bisexual 🤨

lew.mount put some clothes on

yn don’t tell me what to do

benchilwell you guys are NEVER going to beat the just friends allegations 🤣🤣

yn we could release a sex tape and we still wouldn’t beat the just friends allegations

reecejames how do i burn my eyes 😃

bethanyengland4 you two are so cute🥹

yn thanks bethy ❤️

laurennjjames✔️

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laurennjjames i remember when she thought she was straight until she saw me in a towel.. happy birthday to my favourite cougar ❤️

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yn cougar?! i’m 2 years older than you watch ur mouth LJ.

laurennjjames yeah babe that makes you a cougar 🤨

yn love you really 🫶🏼

laurennjjames love you too foxy lady

samanthakerr20 funny how loz and i are thé youngest ones in our relationships yet we’re the ones you answer to🤨 happy birthday yn 🤣🔥

kmewis19 you’re so evil

yn that was so uncalled for samantha sleep with one eye open tonight.

chelseawfc HBD yn 😋💙

reecejames happy birthday yn 🥂💙

yn✔️

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yn lauren cant answer ur call rn cause she’s busy reecejames

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reecejames how do i bleach my eyeballs

reecejames no ew wtf i can’t look at this

kmewis19 you two are the WORST

yn nothing wrong with a lil PDA 🫶🏼

amberrosegill stealing this pose for me and jen

yn ur welcome x

laurennjjames ✔️

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laurennjjames life lately 📸(ft the missus)

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yn wow

yn that first pic 🥰👍🏼😍🔥

yn seriously you make me so 🥰🥹

yn god.

laurennjjames okay love don’t embarrass yourself x

yn can i just say the difference in my rack compared to lauren’s is very very amusing to me

laurennjjames i love your rack

yn i 🫶🏼 ur ironing board too ig

samanthakerr20 🔥🔥

mbrighty04 fashion is unmatched

yn ✔️

lake como, italy

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yn the one where the lesbians went to italy and got kicked out of an art gallery for snogging

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laurennjjames why’d you have to post the pic of you in the green dress 🤤🤤🤩

yn bc i love it when you get all mushy

laurennjjames i don’t think mushy is the word you’re looking for 😍😼

samanthakerr20 is that…. yn in JEANS?!?!

yn it was a one off and it’s never going to happen again.

#lauren james #instagram au #wlw au #footballer blurb #footballer x you #footballer x yn #footballer x reader #footballer x y/n #footballer imagine #footballer au #football au #football #football imagine #football blurb

[isimpoveryou]

Miles Teller x Reader

Fc: Monet McMichael

{𝐌𝐀𝐒𝐓𝐄𝐑𝐋𝐈𝐒𝐓}

(also no kaleigh hate here, its only for the fict)

yourinstagram ✔︎

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yourinstagram hanging with my best girl ❤😤 also my new weekly vlog is up. ya'll better check that out since we're going to give ya'll some girl talk 💞🥂

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y/nfan02 when y/n and y/f/n gives an advice always makes feel like i have the coolest big sisters ever

yourinstagram we are your sisters babyyy

yourfriendinstagram just from different mothers

y/nfan04 are not gonna talk abt it...

y/nfan06 is it the guy that called for her in the hotel room?

y/nfan04 yuhhh, kinda sounds like miles teller lol

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enews New hot couple 🎺🎺 Miles Teller who we all thirst for on his role in Top Gun Maverick already has a girlfriend. Who might be his new girlfriend is?? well her name is Y/n L/n and she is actually a quite well known in her tiktok account. Want to learn more about Miles Teller new beau well go check out on our bio.

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y/nfan01 whoever said that abt y/n. FUCK YOU

y/nfan02 PROTECTIVE SHIELD ACTIVATED

y/nfan03 whoever said this "A close friend of miles teller ex gives out their opinion with miles teller new partner "In my opinion he really downgraded, like why is he with her? keleigh is literally better, prettier, and skinnier. cant believe he's with her now" i will come for you

yourinstagram honeyy plss have they even look my goddess ass face and bodyyyy 😫

milesfan04 lol keleigh and her friends should leave y/n alone

milesfan05 It's a really fucking sad day for us

yourfriendinstagram whoever said that about my best friend i will fucking beat you up till you cant even utter a single word bitch

yourinstagram ✔︎

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yourinstagram well he's with me now boo

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milesfan01 WE LOVEE BEING PETTY

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y/nfan03 miles you lucky ass son of bitch

glennpowell Can't believe she did that. I mean LOOK at YOU

yourinstagram ugh! ikr it's getting on nerves

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My beautiful girl

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[boysbeloving]

Happy 1st Anniversary of KinnPorsche the Series!! 🎉 🎊 🥳 🥂

allow me to be emotional a bit (i say this as if i'm not emotional over the series and the actors every other day lol)

kinn and porsche are SO precious to me...as individuals and as a couple...i relate to kinn a lot: his struggles with a parent, his crushing sense of duty, trying to fit into the world he's forced to be a part of, him not always knowing how to communicate feelings...i had talked about it a bit here about how soft he is despite everything around him and ya...kinn is extremely close to my heart because of these things...i see myself in him (barring the killings and sadly barring the butt sex too)

porsche is just....SO MUCH lol!!!! if i spend time with him i would need 3 to 5 business days to get my energy levels back! but i understand his love for his brother and relate to how he's fiercely protective of him (i'm the same with my sister...but she's older than me)

and ofc mile and apo

man i related a little too much with apo's early life struggles lol...him being told to always 'correct' himself, him feeling disconnected with who he is made to be, being subjected to casual homophobia at workplace (he talked about these things in the On That Day interview and that press con that had happened with the entire cast)...the fact that he felt so unhappy coming back home from the US...it broke my heart and it hit a little too close actually...i had talked about this a bit here (i feel apo is queer coded) coz it reminded me of things that had happened in my life quite recently at that time and the fact that both apo and i were still going strong gave me a sense of kinship with him (hahha 'kinn'ship haahhhaha)...i ofc don't have a mile who has been a positive and happy addition to apo's life since he came back but i am making efforts to have those positive and happy additions in my life

and one of these positive and happy additions happens to be the kpts fandom....y'all....it is SO AMAZING TO BE PART OF THE FANDOM.....y'all are SO TALENTED! the art, the gifs, the meta, the fics, the vids, the polls, the thoughts on the characters, the crackposts, the textposts, the fandom archivers! i'm so thankful to all of you...each and every single one of you

and lbr we've had our fair share of trials and tribulations but because i'm only on tumblr and not on any other social media sites, it has been generally a brilliant experience...i have made such great friends, have talked to a bunch of you, received amazing mile thirst traps in my inbox, have been entirely inappropriate in writing my shameless tags in posts, have openly admitted to my armpit and armpit hair fetish (i made armpit appreciation gifsets ffs), have again very openly talked about my other kinks as well (i think y'all know 🙈) (the armpit fetish admission has led to a beautiful friendship that i cherish <3 and my thirsty tags have led me to meet my feral twin <3)

personally as well i felt like investing myself more into the fandom and the series and the characters and the actors....it made me do things that i had not done before! i talked to fellow fans actively, i made gifs (low quality and using free software lol but i'm actually happy with them), i wrote stuff, like i legit made an ao3 and wrote some stuff lol! i have not done that before and again it is primarily for me and i'm proud of myself for doing these things y'know

last but not the least, kinnporsche the series gave me my thai husband: mile phakphum romsaithong .... and for this alone, it is the best thing out there in the world 🙈🤣

the anniversary of my foray into the series will be next month (it was mile's asscrack that convinced me to finally watch the series that kept trending on tumblr from time to time) but let me be emotional today too

thanks y'all and happy 1st anniversary!

#wow that got entirely too long #kinnporsche the series anniversary #i just wanted to let y'all know that i love you #it has been nice....to actually like something so intensely....it had been a while #how are you celebrating the anniversary? #i ate 3 samosas and a chocolate chip muffin #and did other important personal things...all in all a very productive sunday! #kinnporsche #kinnporsche the series #my tumblr wife that i got from the fandom is in the replies ♥️

[lazysunjade]

JADEEEE!!!! merry christmas (if u celebrate) and happy new year! i'm so grateful for our tumblr friendship and i'm so glad your presence remains even though you've largely moved on from the sims 3 and 4. i am wishing you all the success and happiness in 2024 and selfishly i hope you'll continue to stick around here and share your talents with us, and without you to giggle over sims with, this place just wouldn't be the same! 🤪🙈💖✨

Why are you making me cry again on a casual Saturday evening?! Okay, tbh I was just hoarding this in my inbox since you sent it, but then I started feeling weird for sitting on it and not saying anything, but truthfully it came when I needed to hear it most, so thank you bb from the bottom of my lil black heart ♥ Don't worry, my ass will be on this stupid site till the boys pull the plug on it and flush us all out. And hell, maybe I'll even be making The Great Return™ to the games soon that's ambitious but SAME TO YOU. This place wouldn't be the same without you, literally what would I do if I didn't have a comment section to vent my thirst? It's gotta go somewhere, ofc it should be yours. So let's all hold hands and get ready to be completely piledrived by 2024 💅🥂

#jade babbles #clink clink bitches #happy hollerdays

[zyonsay]

Would you ever write for mick? This isn't a request but he's just fine asf - 🥂

Hes fine, cool and seems SO sweet. But i dont particularly like himmmmm… idk im picky😭

(Says me while i thirst over sid the sloth)

#zyonsmail=͟͟͞͞ ✉ #welcome to zyons rubber room #dear champagne anon

[scratchtovoid]

Laena had expected this reaction. Her body count was significantly lower than previous centuries. “Well you know how it is with these humans. Some even solve murders for a hobby now. I’m only being safe.”

Rhaenyra leans forward and lowers her voice. “But you must be starved!”

“I have been a bit parched lately, but nothing seems to really quench my thirst. Even the most tasty souls seem… inadequate these days.” Laena takes a sip of her drink as if that will fill the void within her.

Rhaenyra reaches out and takes Laena’s hand and a jolt of electricity passes between them. A spark born of ages of history and also something entirely new. Rhaenyra’s crystal blue-lavender eyes catch Laena’s deep purple-violet ones and they lean closer together.

“Laena, it is not only fun we seek in our games, but life. These men-” Rhaenyra nods towards the bar, slowly filling up with business types blowing off steam after their work day and playboys looking for a date for the night.

“They are nothing compared to us. Humans think their petty inventions and petty arguments and petty love stories are what the world will remember. They seek eternal life in their creations and their conquests. But you and I know in time history will forget their names and we will still be here walking in the shadows- together.”

🥂 BODY COUNT || Laena x Rhaenyra || E || 5.9K

🥂 TW: Blood & Gore, Murder, Violence, Nudity, Religious Zealots, Burnings, Explicit everything

🥂 Available now on AO3: [link]

Just wanted to share an excerpt of my last Laenyra fic before I start my new multi-chapter one which is ~coming soon~

#rhaenyra x laena #laena velaryon #rhaenyra targaryen #hotd fanfic #asoiaf fic #my fic

[chvoswxtch]

AAA Hello dear! Super excited to be in the bar with you!! CONGRATS!! and thanks for feeding our souls with your writing <3 Margarita of your choice <3 Been hearing NONstop 'The devil is human' by Aurora and 'Jekyll and Hyde' by Five Finger Death Punch. Totally different tones, still sour notes in both. The catholic guilt on the first one had me wandering on Matts crooked faith and how he feels guilt every so often. Second one just the duality of himself and his life and how tiring it can be. CHEERS!! hope you are having a wonderful week <3

hello my darling!

so I tried to incorporate both of these lyrics as best as I could. this actually came at the perfect time bc i'm rewatching season 3 of daredevil (yes again, it's my fav), and just generally feeling like an angsty little gremlin. this was heavily inspired by episode 1 of season 3 (resurrection) and my own religious trauma asjkhdjsk.

cheers! 🥂

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the devil is human

why did you give us hearts we don’t understand?

Matt didn’t understand the confliction he felt. It seemed simple from the outside looking in. Why believe in someone that doesn’t believe in you? Why ask for forgiveness for what was done to him; what was put inside him? Why continue to forgive someone who has taken everything they could possibly take? 

There had been moments of doubt throughout his life. Violent shades of anger, piercing blows of grief, cold winters of loneliness, and frustrating winds of complexity. But he always found peace and understanding in scripture. His shoulders always felt a little lighter after confession. His heart rose above the sea level in his chest when he prayed. 

Everything had a purpose. Losing his sight. Losing his father. Losing Elektra. 

But twice? Losing the person he loved most in this world, having them die in your arms, twice, that was cruel. 

Matt had thought his abilities were a gift. A trade for his loss of sight. He believed the hellfire he felt in his heart was a test of his faith and his strength to be a warrior of God. He believed the blood of the Devil in his veins is what aided him in fighting for truth and justice. It was that extra kick he needed to protect the innocent. The Devil himself had been an angel once, God’s favorite even. 

But Matthew Murdock was not God’s favorite. 

And he didn’t really care anymore. Because he was never God’s to begin with. 

His abilities were a curse. The wicked flames that split open his knuckles and fueled his thirst for blood weren’t holy in origin. He hadn’t been crafted with pieces of the Devil. He had been created by the Devil. 

He was raised to believe in a God that didn’t believe in him. He gave his blood, sweat, and skin in exchange for a cause that was never his to begin with, and for what? A lonely life full of loss, torment, and pain. 

Maybe that’s why he felt so torn. He spent his whole life thinking he was fighting on the right side. Being told that if he followed the rules, he could be saved. If he sacrificed himself, he would be good. It would all be worth it in the end, when God welcomed him into his home in the next life. 

It was all bullshit. God was never inviting him into his home. He never even answered when he called. It didn’t matter if he prayed until his knees bled, saved a hundred lives, brought justice to the real monsters that walked the Earth; none of it mattered. 

So why did he still tense up when he heard sirens? Why did he have the itch to run across the rooftops when he heard screams for help? Why did he still want to fight? What was he fighting for? Who was he fighting for? 

Did he even make a difference anyway? It had been weeks since Matt had been protecting the city from the shadows, and it felt like nothing had really changed. Maybe he was just a different kind of monster that lurked in the dark.

Matt tilted his head back slowly, his blank, bruised eyes gazing upwards towards the stained glass window he knew was right above his head that depicted one of the saints. 

He wasn’t one of them.

“If I ever want to change, would this all remain the same?”

His whispers echoed in the silence of the church basement like thunder. He wasn’t sure who he was asking. He wasn’t sure if he even cared to know the answer. He wasn’t sure who he was anymore. 

But he knew that he would rather die as the Devil than live as Matt Murdock.

#matt murdock #matt murdock blurb #matt murdock request #daredevil #daredevil blurb #daredevil request #court's 2k follower celebration #court's 2k friends celebration

[zyana-wyvern]

Champagne and Smoke

On the 28th of June last year I started using mods and taking photos. It so happened that it was also my birthday, so it was an unintentional birthday gift to myself.

This was the set I posted then, exactly one year and a couple of days ago. https://www.tumblr.com/blog/view/zyana-wyvern/655281952723697664?

I had been in the fandom months before, but it took me a long time to get the courage to install the mods and learn how to use them. Of course a huge motivation was Goro and my thirst to see him, but I also had a lot of support from a dear friend of mine who encouraged me and answered my newb question. Thank you, @lavendermilkandhoney. It has been a year, can you believe it?? O.O

It was a great journey, with good and bad that I treasure immensely. The best part were the awesome people I met along the way and the confidence in my own talent that I regained. I have been part of fandoms before, but never have I got so deeply and personally involved as I did in Cp.

I don't know what comes next and I make no plans. I just go with the flow as I did until now. I might dabble into modding myself, I might do illustrations, I might do both.

Thank you for the journey and most importantly cheers! Everyone who arrived here gets a glass of champagne and cake from me!✨🥂 🍰✨

gorgeous dress & hair by @wingdeer, awesome shoes by @wanderingaldecaldo You guys get extra cake and champagne.xD

some old photos from my first ever post under the cut

#happy fem v friday #fem v friday #cyberpunk 2077 #cp2077 #cyberpunk2077 #cp77 #female v #fem!v #cyberpunk photomode #cyberpunk 2077 screenshots #cp2077 screenshots #oc: zia valfrid

[doodle-pops]

I JUST SAW THE AINUR THING THAT YOU HAVE LINED UP FOR DECEMBER AND IM QUAKING IN EXCITEMENT OMMMGGGGG

Ah yes, and I fear I may have written a thirst trap for one of the characters BUT HEY DOESN'T MATTER, THIRSTING OVER CHARACTERS IS IMPORTANT CHEERS🥂🥂

#🌺{eden} #doodlepops responds