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Klaus: hey, do you think I could fit fifteen marshmallows into my mouth?

Luther: you’re a hazard to society

Ben: and a coward. Do twenty.

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Luther: what scares you the most?

Allison: werewolves

Diego: sharks

Five: the unstoppable marching of time that is slowly guiding us all towards an inevitable death

Klaus: ...Five

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Julian: it's just a crush. In a few days, it'll be over, it's just a crush.

Asra: hi, Ilya

Julian: I love you

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Alec: Jace and I are so in sync we finish each other’s-

Jace: sentences

Alec: don’t interrupt me

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Asra: Ilya, I need you to swear-

Julian: fuck

Asra:

Asra: I mean as in promise

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Klaus: rules are made to be broken

Luther: rules are made to be followed. Nothing is made to be broken

Five: uh, piñatas

Vanya: glow sticks

Diego: karate boards

Allison: spaghetti when you have a small pot

Klaus: and rules!

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Aziraphale: *walks into the room, blood on his nose*

Crowley: angel, what happened?

Aziraphale: I hit a tree

Crowley: what??

Crowley: are you okay??

Crowley: or should I say oaky

Crowley: haha

Crowley: sorry

Crowley: but actually

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Aziraphale: I only take pictures of things that are beautiful 

Anathema: your whole camera roll is pictures of Crowley

Aziraphale: your point?

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Luther: Klaus! Is Diego in there?!

Klaus: oh actually...

Diego: *runs to and crashes out of the window*

Klaus: ...he just left

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Crowley: I DO WHAT I WANT

Anathema: I’m calling Aziraphale

Crowley: no wait-

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Lucio: I have hiccups

Julian: try holding your breath

Lucio: how long?

Asra: forever

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MC: I made a marshmallow Muriel, see? His arms are crossed because he's mad at all the other marshmallows for annoying him. Do you like it?

Muriel, clearly emotional: it's okay.

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Diego: Klaus get up we're stealing a news van

Klaus: it's the perfect crime. How will they ever report it

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Asra: *falls downstairs*

Julian: *catches him* I think you just-

Asra:

Julian: fell for me

Asra: put me down

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Luther: anything that comes out of your mouth is stupid

Diego: Luther

Klaus: *laughing in the background*

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Simon: think you can answer some questions without the usual level of sarcasm?

Jace: if you can ask the questions without the usual level of stupid

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