#justcroatianstuff

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FUCK OFF, WE'RE TRENDING

THIS IS WHAT NATIONAL PRIDE LOOKS LIKE ON MY FACE

#i have never in my life been prouder of my country #trending #on TUMBLR #ella originals #justcroatianstuff #esc 2023

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THE BOYS DID IT!!!!!!!!

#ŠČ!!! #justcroatianstuff #croatia #ella originals #esc 2023

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the bestie, again: this isn't fair! how come they, who aren't even a european country, can have a car on stage, but we can't even have a tractor!!! i'm telling you, this is croatophobia!

#ella originals #esc 2023 #justcroatianstuff

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me on a normal day: this country sucks and also i'd rather be shot than be forced to watch a football game

me rn:

🎵🇭🇷🎵LIJEPA NAŠA DOMOVINO--🎵🇭🇷🎵

#just to be clear i haven't actually ... watched. the gamr #justcroatianstuff #ella originals

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in case you're curious, i learned we beat brazil by being subjected to minutes upon minutes of screaming, trumpets and fireworks

#justcroatianstuff #i don't follow football in the case it wasn't obvious lmao #ella originals

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no no i can't go out i have to listen to mama šč on repeat

#nothing beats conjugating latin verbs with let 3 screaming ŠČ!!! in the background #ella originals #esc 2023 #justcroatianstuff

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my villlain origin story is the fact that the set of the murder on orient express, which takes place in slavonia, between slavonski brod and vinkovci, looks like this:

when slavonia actually looks like this:

also check out this amazing article that had me rolling on the floor:

it says:

‘Murder on the Orient Express’

PHOTO, VIDEO: ‘I WENT TO VINKOVCI, BUT I DIDN’T SEE ANY MOUNTAINS LIKE THESE’ The viewers are laughing at the way Slavonia was represented in the new hit film about Poirot

#i might be persuaded to translate that article into english for y'all if anyone's interested #murder on the orient express #agatha christie #justcroatianstuff #ella originals

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every drama ever made <<<<< krv nije voda

#pogodite tko je naišao na joint u sok remix ... #krv nije voda #justcroatianstuff

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what do you MEAN we're exchanging kuna for euro next year, i don't WANT fugly fucking euro

#noooooooo #justcroatianstuff #ella originals

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what is kool-aid, i only know cedevita

#justcroatianstuff #ella originals #mmmmmhmmmm cedevita ....

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i really hope the fireworks i am watching are here for a normal, rational cause and not the american day of independance ... here in croatia

#ella originals #justcroatianstuff