Bruce: Why the hell are there bullet holes in our bathroom?
Jason: There was a cockroach.
Jason: IT F*CKING STARTED FLYING TOWARDS ME.
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Henry Cavill photographed by Jumbo Tsui for 'Elle China', 2020
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I love it when Dick Grayson
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Mission briefing in the jl watchtower
J'onn J'onzz, looking for a volunteer : We will need someone who is fit both mentally and phisycally. They need to be mentally stable and healty
Hal : What about someone from the bat family? They have the most members there
Tim : Oh no, we all have like, at least 2 mental illnesses each
Steph : You know, depression, ptsd, basic stuff
Duke : But...I don't have any of those
Damian : Just wait.
Duke, visibly worried : Wha-
Bruce : Stop it. You're scaring him
Jason : Hey maybe you'll get one after this mission Duke
Duke : I think I'm ready to go home now
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Hetalia X Justice League
(Happy Early Halloween~)
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there's something so sweet to me about the jl main three hanging out outside of work
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Incorrect Batfam Quotes
Tim: I need to say something! And I don’t want any criticism or judgement whatsoever!
Damian: *sips loudly through a straw
Damian: And you came to me?
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concept: bruce wayne deadpan says he's batman in an interview because no one will take him seriously
predictably, nobody does take him seriously (much like if kim kardashian claimed to be superwoman) but everybody finds it hilarious and it becomes an international meme
now everybody responds to all questions with a deadpan "I'm batman"
including clark, all the batkids, and probably all of the justice league actually
the president of the united states says it in an interview to try and prove they're hip with the kids
it's funniest when diana does it
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It’s getting colder outside, hope this keeps you hot during those days
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Bruce Wayne, in public, without any prompting: I've actually had sex with the Batman
Clark Kent, who just wants to make his deadline:
Bruce Wayne: I didn't know they made condoms that small
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Danny meeting the League as Phantom and straight up yeets Superman before geeking-out over Martian Manhunter. Everyone is both amused and a little concerned (how the heck did this kid throw SUPERMAN with enough force to know him unconscious?!)
omg I can't remember who it was but someone did an amazing post about Danny being just a massive Martian Manhunter fan
I'll have to see if I can find it but with tumblr's search function being as fucking abysmal as it is I'm not very hopeful
if anyone knows the post I'm talking about and can provide a link, please do!
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dick grayson icons
“♡” or reblog if you save
dont repost as your own
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i wish this look had lasted longer 😭
Justice League vol 4 #57
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My Top DC Inter-species Romances
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I think for all the shit we give Hal for being a dumbass and, he really isn’t, he’s just stubborn and flies half-cock into things. But losing Martin changed Hal, and every moment of his life after that defined something in Hal. To be free. To be fearless. To be a light, looking for something in the dark. Maybe it was fearlessness. Maybe it was will. Maybe it was all the things he’d lost along the way. Maybe it was redemption for all the wrongs he’d done in his life.
But maybe, just maybe, it was himself.
(Source: – Justice League – Darkseid War – Green Lantern #1)
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Been thinking about a real beefy bruiser Wonder Woman lately, so went full Amazon on her
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bruce wayne: Why do we celebrate birth? We mark the dates of our own violent exiles from the warmth of the womb to the cold of life.
clark kent: I once saw a cow give birth!
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Stargirl, talking about shining knight: Dont worry, he likes your butt and fancy hair. I know, i read his diary.
Vigilante: He thinks its fancy?
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Justice League (2017) - dir. Zack Snyder
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Barry Allen - Credit if using
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