Who is the biggest Himbo in the DCu?
Clark Kent solely because of this:
Billy Batson except he doesn't know he has a secret identity. He thought the Justice League figured it out before they asked him to join, and is mainly just trying to hide the whole homeless thing from the group of adults that would definitely put him into the system in a heartbeat.
The League did not figure anything out. They're getting increasingly concerned about whatever the hell Marvel is and whatever hell he seems to go through in his off hours.
lol Power Rangers don’t quite get how Batman is a “good guy”
Justice League/Power Rangers #2
Along with demented Damian and Emo Jon there's goth Billy and he and his siblings form a witch coven instead of him being Captain Marvel.
Still good ol Billy but now he can curse your bloodline :D
Steph: *during a game* Quick, name a yellow fruit!
Tim, panicking: Orange?!
Batman and WonderWoman by Marcio Takara 🛡🦇⚔️❤️
Justice League International, 35 Years Later [AKA JLI 35th Anniversary] sketch [with colors] (2022)
[Kevin Maguire’s Justice League Vol. 1 #1 (1987) homage/recreation]
[Kevin Maguire note: “Now that the JLI 35th anniversary passed, I got to thinking what they might look like now and I think they MIGHT look something like this...”]
Art by: Kevin Maguire
i think every fandom needs a pokemon au and daemon au bc i know who I am and what i’m about. but since i’m only writing those for jjk, here’s a dc verse that i was fckn around with
In the Region of Adalet the rising threat is Team Magus which is basically Darkseid and his bs that can be relevant or not depending when the plot happens.
There’s the 8 gyms, elite four, and champion
Idk the order but:
Gotham: Dark, gym leader Bruce- main is crobat but first pokemon was a sableye that he found in the batcave while terrified of the bats.
Metropolis: normal, gym leader Clark Kent(okay i think i’m hilarious look at elite four)-main is his first pokemon Stoutland
Coast City: psychic(?), gym leader green lanterns (they take shifts so it’s always a mix bag when you go to challenge the gym. Sometimes more than one is there and they let you choose.) i’m still thinking on this
Star City: Flying, gym leader Connor Hawke- main is Decidueye which fakes ppl out since it’s not even a flying type but hey :P Ollie used to be the gym leader and mained Talonflame (they were never gym leaders but Roy mained Braviary or Unfezant (a female one, he had since it was a wounded pidove), Cissie is Swellow, Emiko is Hawlucha, Dinah is Altaria, Mia is Staraptor) the gym doubles as an archery range.
Central City: Electric, gym leader Barry, mains jolteon,but his family has been in charge of this gym for forever and can pick up shifts when necessary (Wally’s main is Zebstrika but first pokemon was elekid, Bart’s is pachirisu, Jay is Luxray, Wallace is Raichu). There’s cool snacks in this gym! It’s waiting roomesque bc the gym leader is always late.
Fawcett City: Fairy, gym leader Billy Batson, youngest gym leader mains Togetic, not to be underestimated and is the most likely to switch up his line up.
Atlantis: water, gym leader Arthur Curry mains Empoleon. I won’t front I know the least about him so who knows. But the city is an island and the gym is in an underwater bubble.
Superman: steel, haha get it man of steel, mains Metagross
Wonder Woman: Ground, haha get it made from clay, mains Krookodile
Martian Manhunter: Fire, haha get it irony, mains Darmanitan
Talia Al Ghul: Dragon, i just like dragon types and Talia, mains Noivern
Champion: Kory Anders who mains Ninetails or Typhlosion or Arcanine I’m not sure. Her team doesn’t have a type theme
The Question: Captain Atom, truth or dare?
Captain Atom: Truth…..
The Question: was the moon landing of 1969 faked?
Captain Atom: What?
The Question: Answer the question, Atom.
Revelations by @frownyalfred (TheResurrectionist)
The Joker does to Batman what he did to Superman in Injustice canon. Bruce watches as his city explodes, with his kids and Gordon and Alfred all in it. He snaps, and kills the Joker - and then he plans.
Because this can never happen again. Ongoing, 15k words.
"Five seconds," Alfred said in his ear, "Bruce, you must know, it wasn't your fault. It wasn't, you understand?"
Clark was at his shoulder, tugging him backwards. When had he started moving?
"Bruce, you can't--"
Tim's voice, shaking, struggling to remain calm: "Two seconds."
He struggled against Clark's hold, roaring.
The line went dead.
In the distance, Gotham lit up in fire, a shock wave bursting from the city. Clark threw them both down, shielding him from the blast as the ground shook.
When he looked up again, Metropolis was silent. Dust rained down, painting the sky grey.
"Gotham," he said, struggling to his feet. He tapped at his comm, getting nothing but static. "They were--"
Clark was coughing in the rubble, a hand to his throat. He looked up briefly at the ruined skyline, eyes brimming with tears.
"It's gone," he said, choked, "It's gone, Bruce."
"We need to get him out of here," Diana said, voice low. She grasped his arm. "Now."
"Give him a moment," Clark hissed in disbelief. "Can't you see he's-"
"Not Bruce," Diana pointed at the Joker, eyes narrowed. "Him."
Clark shook his head slowly, unwilling to consider what she was implying. He stepped backwards, putting a hand up in protest. "He wouldn't-"
"You have no idea what he would do," Diana said fiercely, glancing back at Bruce.
"You don't need to do this," Clark said quickly, stepping forward. "Please, Bruce. We don't have to fight."
The other man let out something almost like a laugh. His hand flexed at his side, reaching into the case.
"Funny." he said.
Bruce tilted his head.
"You thought this would be a fight."
Zatanna in lacy corsets is the only good thing the New 52 gave her
Green Arrow and Batman are fighting off a bunch of human like creatures, they've been separated from the Justice League, now our two Heroes have been badly damaged and push back further and further to a cliff, two creatures are left and green arrow was able to push the creature off the cliff behind him but he slipped and by a second Bruce killed the creature quickly enough to catch Arrow with his good arm, the other is broken
Batman "Oliver... you too heavy... ah.. I don't know if I'll be able to hold you"
Green Arrow ".. Pretend I'm one of you're kids Bruce"
Bruce glares down at him hesitating to let him go
Green Arrow "Not Jason, NOT JASON!"
henry cavill icons !!
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Supersaur and the Jurassic League by Juan Gedeon.
We don't appreciate the fact that Bruce Wayne is a Kardasian level celebrity enough. Everyone knows him. I want more one shots and crack fic moments where the League (Pre identity reveals) just openly talk about Bruce Wayne in front of Batman.
Just imagine them playing fuck, marry, kill with famous actors and such and throwing Bruce into the mix. And Batman just sits there, silently suffering as he listens to the reasons why Flash and Lantern would marry, fuck, or kill him. He prays they choose kill. They don't.
interviewer: Mr. Wayne, have you heard of the popular internet jokes about you dating Batman?
bruce wayne: Yes I have heard of them, but if I were going to date any superhero it'd be Superman and not an overdramatic furry