Ive really been in a twink kinda mood lately. Anything you got that can help me become a cute, smooth twink? I’m picturing something like 2012-2015 Justin Bieber, or maybe Timothy Chalamet?
Let me start with your hair. Long, tousled curls. A fresh-out-of-bed look combined with a surfer mane. Strong, healthy hair. What a difference to the thin gray hair with the receding hairline and the circular hair loss at the back of your head
Your colleagues on the construction site stare at you in horror as you take off your helmet to run it through your fluffy, freshly washed hair. Your dirty wifebeater no longer matches. A pristine white Calvin Klein undershirt stretches over your paunch, with gray body hair spilling out of your shoulders, back and chest. But only briefly. It's better like this. Your body looks as if you've just had a full body wax. Still looks silly with your paunch. You feel a bit funny… You feel a bit nauseous… Big burp! Your colleagues laugh for a moment. That's our buddy, they think. But with a stench of chili and beer, your body fat disappears. You easily lose 80 pounds of pure fat (and a little muscle mass). Your undershirt, even though it's a size S, suddenly sits quite loosely on your hips.
OMG, you think to yourself! So many hairy, disgusting daddies in one pile. You giggle a little to yourself and try to get out of the mud while ruining your pink sneakers as little as possible.
Phew, the shower, conditioner and hair styling was much needed. Now you feel like a human being again. The idea of doing an internship at the construction company was a really bad idea. So maybe you'd rather do something at TikTok or something…
Jk will do a collab with Justin Bieber. This rumor has been going foreeeeever. And maybe it will finally happen. Although didn't JB say that he was retiring from music? I don't really follow him but that's I heard. Anyone know?
Facts
Jk traveled to the US and is in the middle of recording something.
Look at his little pony tail!
Jk is photographed in a studio with the Scooter 🤮 dude and Andrew Watt.
Andrew Watt is a producer who has worked with Justin Bieber.
Jk loves Justin Bieber.
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One of many covers of JB's songs. I love this song but shhhh don't tell anyone lol
And in one crazy turn of events, Park Jimin-ssi casually said that he has been listening to Justin Bieber (and Michael Jackson but that's another story) lately.
What do you all think???
Should we let your delulu thoughts run with it? Has Mr. Mochi been listening to extra Bieber music because he gets personally serenaded by his boyfriend's 5 am karaoke sessions? Is this because of the upcoming collab?
Is this collab even going to happen? I want to say no because at this point everyone is expecting it but then the same thing happened with Calvin Klein and we are still seeing how that turned out lol
Double standards for men is something we need to talk more about. When is a woman wedrw the line, when is a man we assume is totally fine to over sexualize them
Idk I've been thinking about this since Jeremy Allen White was on the mexican news over being in a Calvin Klein ad. The segment was far too long and too shallow, with their only comments where around the lines of "he's so hot and we only realize till now" not even mentioning that the next day where the Golden Globes, where he was nominated. And of course they didn't say shit when he won
Also when Richard Madden was on the Ellen show in 2018, and Ellen showed on the screen a picture of a scene of a tv show when he appeared naked. I also remember she doing the same thing to Justin Bieber. Speaking of Justin Bieber, that time he won an award and the woman who gave it to him grabed his ass and he said he felt violated and everyone laughed
I'm not saying that women aren't over sexualized because they obviously are. But when its done to women at least a 60 percent of people are gonna realize its wrong. But when its done to men its just a joke