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Watch out, Scott! Your brother has been talking about "National Kick A Ginger Day" for weeks. I think on June 20th he is planning on kicking you. 😔
Kick a ginger day was cancelled back in 2016 . but know that asshole started it ugh that little jerk attacking innocent gingers should be a crime punishable by death...
.do I know you? You seem.. familiar
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bluesnoclues · 3 years
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Stan, I know how dumb you are, but you shouldn't be getting into fights. With your tiny legs, you won't even be able to run away fast enough. You aren't built for violence, and that's okay. Not everyone is.
lora i mean this in the nicest way possible but fuck off
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thatskelebitch · 4 years
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(kenny) [stumbling around from blood loss, possibly a concussion] "hehe did I ever mention that you're like REALLY pretty? You totally look like a princess, if princesses were boys sometimes. Idk why you wear that orange thing over your head all the time, kenny. Is it just 'cause everyone in town would see how cute you are and they might all fight over you or something"
Kenny hurried over and grabbed her, holding her up straight and inspecting her. He didn't notice the blood at first and thought she was drunk or possibly high.
He did notice eventually and sighed, taking off his parka. Then, he tore some fabric from his shirt, wrapping it around her arm and applying pressure.
"Thanks, but I don't think you're thinking properly at the moment."
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king-douche · 4 years
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@justlora 🚫😡? 🤐!
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stanbarf · 4 years
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@justlora
my dad sells cocaine to kids?
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proudtobeatenorrman · 4 years
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Stanley and Lora sitting in a tree k i s s i n g.
@justlora @bluesnoclues
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gcnedark · 4 years
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Lora: ...why do you wear the mask?
Michael: *shrugs*
Lora: let me just... *takes off mask to find another underneath* wh - what?
Michael: *begins cackling as Lora rips off dozen upon dozens of masks*
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deadscottblog2 · 4 years
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@justlora
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raisin2blondz · 4 years
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"The only reason you're single is because boys are intimidated by how you're clearly one of the prettiest and most popular girls in town! They all just assume they have no chance with you, because they probably think someone who looks like a living barbie doll wouldn't SERIOUSLY flirt with a creature as lowly as them. So many boys like you so much that they normally PAY for your affection, right? You probably just have to be more direct about who is REALLY, extra special to you!"
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   “Ha...        That’s a little extreme, I think. But thank you. They don’t pay for me, personally. They pay for the experience of a woman doing what they want with no extra effort on their part. It’s all very superficial.” 
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Lol why dont we all just put this list shit behind us and go for drinks?
@watchingredracereveryday
@iseeunderpantsgnomes
@tommythetrain
@wendyt-123
@blondebeebitch
@isopod-isla
@sled-queen-lizzy
@bubblegumhearts
@imnotjustanasshole
@bellarose-of-yardale
@bluesnoclues
@justlora
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shepsrpcastle · 3 years
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Here we go again.
(Closed starter for @justlora)
Being stuck inside really walled heather off from her friends, but today she had a chance to get out of the house, and if she didn’t spend the day with her first real friend since moving to town, she would be spending it wrong.
Text from: 💙🤍💖🤍💙: Are you coming?
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bluesnoclues · 3 years
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Hi, Stan! Sorry I called you stupid so many times yesterday. I didn't actually mean that and I don't think you're stupid. There are multiple forms of intelligence and I think you definitely have at least one. You may seem like the kind of guy who struggles with simple tasks to me, but I know you have a good heart and I've heard you can also throw a ball pretty well. Just like memory and critical thinking, those are also worth something. ✨🌟✨
i thought you couldn’t get more condescending wow
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thatskelebitch · 4 years
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(Crona) "What kinds of treats does your kitty like the most? Chicken? Beef? Fish? Pork? Catnip? Cheese?"
"For the last time, I'm not a kitty!" Ragnarok yelled, but quickly calmed down when he realized what the female was asking about.
"Treats? I like candy!"
Crona nodded, quietly adding: "We usually use it to make him be quiet. But Ragnarok will eat almost anything else anyways. It doesn't really matter what you get him."
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king-douche · 4 years
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@justlora 🌱🆗?
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stanbarf · 4 years
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Hes trying to be patient, but sometimes this Lora girl really knew how to get the best of him. “Look, I’m not trying to start a fight, alright? I know my friends are assholes, but its okay to not get along with people.” @justlora​
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proudtobeatenorrman · 3 years
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@justlora
Aw. You're not that much of a butthole. Only sometimes. And not even to everyone. You ahouldn't talk that way about yourself, Scott. I hope that's not seriously how you just introduce yourself to everyone! This seems like a cry for help.
Why are you always a trying to psycho analyze me? Don't you understand dark humor? I took great pride in being the town asshole
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