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wishfuldr3aming · 8 months

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Jisung, to the waiter: a milkshake with two straws, please.

Minho: * blushes *

Jisung, putting both straws in his mouth: Watch how fucking fast I can drink this.

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love-zara-skz · 7 months

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JYP: -and one day, you’ll have kids…

Chan: i already have 7

JYP: SKZ doesn’t count…

Chan [Slams his fist down in the table]: THEY ARE MY CHILDREN!!!

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felixpigtails · 2 months

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changbin: do you know anyone who can teach me how to play the French horn?

jeongin: why?

changbin: I want to wander around to annoy Chan

jeongin: technically you don’t need to know how to play it for that

changbin: …

changbin: you have opened my eyes

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st-r-aykid-s · 8 months

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Seungmin: I’m a skilled driver.

Jeongin: You accidentally hit JYP with your car last night.

Seungmin: Oh that wasn’t an accident. And I did it with skill.

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jubileesstuff · 1 month

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Hannah: The Ocean is a soup.

Chan:

Chan: Do elaborate.

Hannah: What are needed for something to be a soup?

Chan: Erm... Water, salt, some form of vegetation, and personally I prefer some meat in mine.

Hannah: *Tilts head*

Chan: The Ocean is a Soup.

Hannah: The Ocean is a Soup.

#lucas is probably so done with them #incorrect skz #stray kids #incorrect stray kids #bang chan #hannah bahng #lee felix #jisung #lee know #jyp #changbin #jeongin #Australia

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typicalskz · 28 days

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Changbin: For the last time, you’re not good enough for my brothers, I don't wanna see you around them anymore JYP: *standing at the door with a ukulele* So why don't you give me one more- Changbin: *slams door*

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incorrectskzquotes · 1 year

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JYP: Young Felix! Can I give you some advice?

Felix: Absolutely not.

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anxiousfulltime · 7 months

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JYP: so does anyone have any ideas on what we should do to prevent embarrassing memes being made of this?

*turns to chan*

🐺 idk man. We just embrace

JYP: what do you mean you embrace it-

🐺 I find it helps when you embarrass then back. Personally I enjoy flirting with stays

JYP: wait-

🐰 *walks in* PERSONALLY I enjoy flirting with the members

Jyp: you wHaT!?

🐶 + 🥟 we just breathe and there are memes

🐥+🐷🐰+🐿 we just babygirl so hard the memes can help but follow

JYP: um-

🦊 stays just say I'm toast and Bob so I don't know how to help you

JYP: *deep breath* idk who needs more help. You or stays

Ot8: yes

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bangchanpower · 1 year

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Seungmin: I didn’t sign up for this

JYP: Right, you auditioned for it

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incorrectplanet · 1 year

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anthonny: i wish you would just admit when you’ve made a mistake.

haruto: *stirring coffee* i prefer it with salt.

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if2kittie · 2 years

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jyp: Chan, call the rest of stray kids they’re not listening to me.

Chan: i’m not their dad

Jyp: just do it

Chan: okay kids, line up we’re all going back back to our dorms

skz: * immediately following like ducklings *

Jyp:

Chan: nO liSteN, iM noT thEir-

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wishfuldr3aming · 8 months

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Minho, walking into the dorm with a suspicious bag:

Chan: What do you have?

Minho's bag: * meows *

Minho: Cocaine.

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love-zara-skz · 7 months

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felixpigtails · 23 days

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felix *on the phone*: I better go… kay, call me later… byeeeee!

seungmin: friend of yours?

felix: nope, wrong number

seungmin: ???

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dancerhyunjinnie · 8 months

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Jisung: Can I tell you something?

Jisung: Just don’t freak out

Minho: What makes you think I would freak out?

Jisung: I love you

Minho: …

Minho: *Freaks Out* I- I.. I ATE YOUR CHEESECAKE

jisung: MOTHERFU-

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jubileesstuff · 9 days

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Jisung: Caffeine no longer keeps me awake while I work, so instead I have Minho periodically send me texts saying ‘we need to talk.’

Jisung: It gives me the right amount of adrenaline and fear I need to keep going.

#incorrect skz #incorrect stray kids #skz #jyp #han jisung #lee Minho #lee know #Stray Kids #bang chan #lee felix #3racha

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