#jyushi goofs off

[hypmic-writings]

What's your take on the possible Division mix up?

If you haven't seen it, here's the new groups.

Ichiro-Rosho-Jyushi

Samatoki- Rei -Doppo

Ramuda- Hifumi- Riou

Jakurai- Hitoya-Saburo

Sasara- Jiro -Gentaro

Kuuko- Jyuto - Dice.

I feel like Team Sasara will be out pranking each other, They literally put the smart child with the lawyer and the doctor, Ichiro team is wholesome, Team Samatoki fist fighting, Team Ramuda forcing Riou to be more ✨ stylish ✨, and Jyuto got a new head ache

Bahahah have you heard of the new mixed up units from the latest drama track? Samatoki, Rei and Doppo are in a group together so that's gotta be interesting but hey! Maybe Doppo will get two protectors

I really love the mixed up divisions honestly I think they’re hilarious! My thoughts below~

I definitely think the Samatoki/Rei/Doppo one would be crazy cause there’s no way Samatoki and Rei could be in the room together for long, Rei would antagonize the hell out of Samatoki and Samatoki would fight back and Doppo would just be in the corner freaking out until he explodes and goes off on their asses and then Rei and Samatoki are just like...damn, Doppo’s actually good.

And we need to talk about Jakurai and Hitoya getting put on the same team like ??? they’re friends-to-enemies bit is hilarious but I love that they get to be together again, and the fact that they put the oldest characters with Saburo just makes me laugh that much harder, he would just be rolling his eyes the whole time like ‘these oldies uggh’ but the three of them are some of the smartest characters so they would definitely be a tough team to beat when they actually band together

Ichiro’s team is definitely the wholesome one like Rosho is going to adopt the two children and Jyushi would definitely look at Ichiro as a cool guy, similar to how he views Kuko and I can imagine Kuko being all pissy when Jyushi comes back to BAT and tells him about how awesome Ichiro is hahaha

Sasara’s team is definitely going to be a bunch of pranksters like omg who thought Sasara and Gentaro were a good idea, the word play that is going to go on between them would be fantastic and Jiro would just be along for the ride, wholeheartedly supporting whatever wacky plans they decide to do next (but then when they get serious for the battles it would be so good omg)

Kuko with Dice is also going to be insanely chaotic cause I feel like they’re either going to love or hate each other, but then throwing Juto in there?? Omg Kuko is going to find it hilarious to antagonize the hell out of Juto and the cop is gonna get so fed up so fast especially if Kuko and Dice just kept going off at each other or god forbid Kuko and Dice get along and they join forces to annoy Juto. If they do, Juto is going to be so done because the former two would just be screaming and goofing off and having an amazing time together and he would be the only one trying to remain calm...which he doesn’t end up doing~

Ramuda with Hifumi and Riou is an interesting trio! I think Ramuda would definitely steal Hifumi’s jacket just to watch him squirm, but when Riou literally picks him up and makes him give it back, Ramuda’s low key impressed. I feel like Riou wouldn’t understand a lot of the flirty things Hifumi says, but Ramuda would actually quite enjoy spending time with Hifumi because he has quite a big personality like the rest of Fling Posse. Hifumi and Ramuda forcing Riou to get a makeover and be their models is hilarious to me haha and Riou would definitely cook for both of them and I actually think they would both enjoy it~

#mod post #division mix up

[tezzbot]

Oh geez I didn’t think of that uhhhhhhh. I guess both???

okay uhh most to least oblivious im just gonna do generally bc im not in a. romantic mood or whatever GDJDG

i think in general choromatsu is the most oblivious, he's so very in his own head like. Most of the time and that contributes to both his anxiety but also his to his ego. it feels like a lot of the time he has no idea how people see him he tries so hard to present an upstanding citizen persona, has since they were teens, but fully has no idea how bad he is at hiding what he doesnt want people to see yknow

karamatsu i think would be next but honestly i feel like his obliviousness is intentional its like. a defence mechanism at this point but once again it adds fuel to the fire of ego yknow, but again i feel like if he wanted to be he could be higher up on this list he just doesnt? want to be aware if that makes sense. atleast imo lol

then uhh osomatsu i think, sweet guy who lives in blissful ignorance most of the time, obviously when it comes to his brothers he can read em like an open book but with everything else i feel like hes just like eh. whatever someone else can deal with that lol willful ignorance but it takes less effort than karama he simply is too stupid to see whats right in front of him lawl but when he does notice something that concerns him at all it generally has his Full attention even if he doesnt bring it up himself at first which is why hes above the other two anis

uhhh ichimatsu i guess would be next but i feel like hes ignorant in the sense that if it doesnt interest him he just doesnt pay attention? like hes pretty observant when somethings got his attention like hes v much a quiet observer but if nothings obviously concerning or smth he deems none of his business he'll just let it go otherwise. just like in general i think bc he doesnt? rlly care what people think esp when hes with his brothers hes not too bothered about paying attention either

todomatsu is definitely the most Clearly aware of everything that goes on around him he can has and will use it to his advantage especially when by himself he studies social interaction for a living and is always able to immediately jump on his brothers bs sometimes before it even happens theres a reason hes a straight man for so many skits, hes also rlly good at reading a room his social skills far surpass the rest and can be in control of a situation/get out of one he doesnt wanna be in so easily

and finally believe it or not jyushimatsu is (in my opinion) the most in tune with everything and everyone around him, hes so emotionally intelligent and is completely in control of his actions. majority of his gags are reactionary he notices every little thing. imo thats why suuji such a good duo is bc jyushi can pick up on the Nothing signals that ichimatsu gives off. but literally the only reason he doesnt seem that way is because he only reacts to something if he thinks its necessary or funny literally his character establishing line in episode 2 was "i just couldn't get a laugh" hes a human cartoon character but hes literally So grounded because he can pick up on how others are feeling and if a situation does or doesnt call for a goof. he like. cultivated this ditzy persona around his family but watching him around any one off characters like homura, eitarou + his ma, even kin-chan, obviously hes still silly but theres the side to him you dont see when hes with his brothers. hes literally so smart and intelligent idk if im wording this right but i have so many feelings about this ya gotta believe me doc hes so smart and aware he just uses it for his own purposes which is for the most part comedy and making people SMILE!!!!! my jyushimaaaaaaaahahahahaaa😭😭😭

anywya idk if yhis made sense but smile does a little pose

#tezztalks #osotalk

[snowimatsu]

Hi, I wanted to ask you, can you tell us more about your thoughts on relationship analysis?

I’m assuming you mean this post (x)!

I thought the relationship analysis was really well-thought out, and it gave a lot of interesting perspectives. Like the Ichimatsu and Todomatsu analysis. I love the "domestic vs public party peep" idea. 

Ichimatsu does thrive having fun with his brothers, but he is mentally unprepared to have a "public party" persona after doing it for so long at 18 years old. Oppositely, Todomatsu is often bullied in the "domestic" setting by his brothers (poor baby). Some examples are the s1 mixer auditions, the s3 cooking contest, etc. Todomatsu is really good at having a cute “party persona” though when his brothers are missing.

Tho I am kinda nitpicky about some duos XD

Jyushimatsu vs Osomatsu

The magazine didn't really define their relationship imo. It just restated what happened in previous episodes. This meta about Bakamatsu does give some exposition though! Jyushi is the type who tries to cheer people up, and Oso is happy just being stupid with Jyushi, so its a win-win situation! Hence why are they are so stupid together. Neither of them have to worry about the other party and they can just goof around together. Like in the Wannabe Detectives skit!

Together, they can be stupid without consequence!

I know I'm glossing the relationship, but I want more people to read the Baka meta by Clownmoontoon!! It’s a favorite of mine. (link, again)

Karamatsu vs Choromatsu

While I totally agree with the magazine's analysis, I also think Karamatsu likes to tease/bully his immediate younger brother. There are a lot of instances of Karamatsu saying he'll "come back for Choromatsu" while running away and then not doing that.

Also in s2e10 Choromatsu helped Karamatsu confront their brothers about the chores, yet Karamatsu abandons Choromatsu at the end to escape. In the pre-movie skits, Karamatsu called Choromatsu cute, then explains that Choromatsu is cute because he isn't popular like Karamatsu. It's like Karamatsu likes to playfully bully his immediate younger sibling. There’s no ill-intent intended (still, it’s at Choro’s expense).

I love suiriku a lot but I don't see this side of Karamatsu talked about often unless its directed at Oso. I don't think Karamatsu purposely bullies any of his younger brothers besides Choromatsu. And yes Karamatsu is very honest with Choromatsu! I am not denying that. Karamatsu just likes to tease Choromatsu too.

Choromatsu vs Jyushimatsu

I didn’t agree with this analysis initially, but after re-reading it I kinda do now. I know the magazine only goes up to s2 (2018), so the movie and s3 didn’t exist yet.

“Madness pulled from absurdity” does explain Choro & Jyushi’s relationship pretty well. Jyushimatsu brings out the mad side of Choro sometimes. And by the time of the movie, and s3, maybe it finally got to the point that Jyushimatsu had to develop a tsukkomi role for Choromatsu’s ideals. 

It was a gradual role reversal, maybe? Idk, this is a duo I love but also they’re positions have changed over the seasons and I’m not too knowledgeable about their dynamic.

Osomatsu vs Five Matsus

I agree with the overall message! Osomatsu is built to revolve around his brothers, and without them he is lost as hell. He also has mixed feelings about them, both wanting to care about them but also wanting his own identity lol.

I just don’t like hearing e24 being summarized as “Osomatsu is upset because Choromatsu got a job”. I mean Osomatsu wasn't bothered when Todomatsu got a job as a barista, he was just sad Totty didn't tell them! 

Its about how his brothers got independence. Osomatsu has this whole philosophy about "staying true to yourself" and "being yourself". It likewise implies Osomatsu is very uncomfortable about drastic changes.

After Nyaa quit her idol career for marriage, Choromatsu gave up his fanboy identity to grow up. And not only is he getting a job, he’s also moving out. It was,,, a very big change and it also involved Choro giving up a part of his identity. And Osomatsu didn’t like it at all.

And yeah, the situation only escalated from there onwards. I agree with the magazine’s analysis,, but every time I see the episode being generalized into this one sentence I just get weirdly annoyed asdhsdgs

It’s all about changes in character/identity! “Being yourself” and “forcing yourself to change to be an adult” are real fears Osomatsu has lol. And e24 basically captured that,,, At least in my opinion! His brothers took independence as a means of a dramatic character change.

Osomatsu probably hopes he can keep being “himself” while he can also be an adult at the same time. But e24 proves that he HAS to change. Seeing all his bros changing themselves to be proper adults, and leaving him alone, probably rekt him. His life does revolve around them. And Osomatsu has zero healthy coping mechanisms so yeah he was bound to explode in a toxic way.

Which is why s2e24 is so great! They got jobs and didn’t lose much of their personal identities. Osomatsu trusts and loves his brothers, but he’s also got issues lol. Sorry this last part went a bit off topic;; I don’t really have anything else to add so I’ll just stop here!

#matsutoy #ask #long post #very long post #meta #??? kindaaa XD #i added some images because fml i can't comprehend post without pics #feel free to ignore the last section i sorta went off topic

[hypmicblr]

title : Busted Lip word count : 562 requested by : --

summary : Jyushi finds someone new to cling to.

It was late. Real late.

The clock hanging on the wall in Ichiro’s kitchen read 12:30. Jiro and Saburo should both be fast asleep in their beds by now.

Realistically, Ichiro should’ve been fast asleep in his bed, too. Instead, he was sitting in his kitchen, shoving tissue up his nose.

“Does it still hurt?” Jyushi asked, his delicate features ridden with worry.

He was sitting directly in front of Ichiro, and graciously tending to his wounds. Amanda was safely tucked away in his bag.

“Nah, I’m used to it.” Ichiro replied.

“Your face is pretty beat up.” Jyushi added, as if Ichiro wasn’t aware of it. As if he hadn’t physically been there when it happened.

“Who the hell even were those guys? They acted like they knew you.”

“They’re, uh…” He swallowed. “They’re my classmates.”

Ichiro nodded. He didn’t ask any more questions. He didn’t need to.

At the time, Ichiro had just left the arcade he’d spent the rest of his day off goofing around in. That’s when he saw all the commotion. Well, he didn’t see much, really. All he saw were a couple pieces of shit ganging up on a guy who was very clearly scared out of his wits. He didn’t bother asking questions, he just started swinging.

“I wasn’t expecting that guy to hit that hard,” he pressed a finger against his lower lip. It stung like a bitch, but it wasn’t bleeding. Not anymore, at least. “He probably had a ring on or somethin’, the asshole.”

His jaw hurt. Hell, his entire face hurt. Fighting off two guys at once wasn’t easy. Still, Ichiro had managed to make it look effortless, despite his banged up face and busted lip suggesting otherwise.

Jyushi wasn’t sure whether he should thank Ichiro or apologize to him. He did both, interchangeably and endlessly.

“You apologize too much, dude. It was no big deal, really.”

To Ichiro, he was just doing what he had to. What had to be done, that’s how he always did things. To Jyushi, however, he was probably the coolest guy he’d ever met.

His heart fluttered at that thought.

“So,” he began. “You’re the leader of the Ikebukuro division, right? Why were you in Nagoya?”

“Today was my day off,” Ichiro explained. “I wanted to see what was there. Scope out the arcades and cafés, things like that.”

Jyushi nodded. He seemed satisfied with that answer, so he didn’t press further.

He quickly finished up with Ichiro’s wounds and Ichiro thanked him.

“You’re pretty good at this,” he said. Like you’d done it a million times, he wanted to add. “You have little brothers or something?”

“Ah, no… I, uh…”

“Nii-chan…?”

The two turned to see Jiro standing in the doorway, rubbing the sleep from his eyes. His hair was messier than usual, and stuck out in all sorts of crazy directions.

“I heard talking…” he let out a big yawn. “Is everything okay?”

“Oh, Jiro! We didn’t wake ya, did we?”

“…We?”

Jyushi waved at him shyly.

“Oh, hi.” He eyed the two of them suspiciously. “I’m, uh… I’m not interrupting anything, am I?”

Ichiro pulled out a slip of paper, haphazardly scribbled his number across it, and passed it over to a confused Jyushi. His face turned bright red when he realized what it was.

“Now you are.” He teased.

#hypnosis mic #buster bros #bad ass temple #ichiro yamada #jyushi aimono #ichiro x jyushi

[taberdoodle]

i had too much fun with these. all of these were me just goofing around and working on trying to figure out how to draw them all. hell i drew jyushi just using random lines cause i needed inspiration and when i drew those lines i knew it was mean for his spaghetti body also the ichimatsu was a make up for the old ichimatsu pic i made

#tabbsart #Tabbsart2018 #osomatsu san #osomatsu matsuno #karamatsu matsuno #choromatsu matsuno #ichimatsu matsuno #jyushimatsu matsuno #shitposts

[7000f1]

Oh goodness, the blushy, flustered kuko is so dang adorable. Waaaa, so cute! I don’t know what part about him makes people think he’d be all suave when it comes to romance, he would be nothing but a mess at all times.

YES!!! YOU'RE SO RIGHT ANON!!! FLUSTERED KUKO IS THE BEST KUKO!!!

I believe he, if something, would try to be suave and he'd end up being really rough and fail every time. Specially with Jyushi because, shipping aside, I get the feeling that Kuko is kind of being the same goof he was with Ichiro but Jyushi is taking none of that bs (see how Ichiro would laugh all of his comments off TDD manga I'm looking at you while Jyushi is ready to argue)

And maybe this is just a preference, but them being a mess is a lot funnier and adorable imo

#anon #7000f1 answers #sorry for the late reply!! was sleeping and my thoughts are a bit scattered #I have too many thoughts when it comes to these two #jp fandom seems to think all of this too btw #or at least I've read a ton of doujinshi where he's not suave at all he's either a goof or a blushing mess #and there was this short one on twt where Kuko asks Jyushi to marry him AND JYUSHI DOESN'T GET IT #it's perfect.

[mapleshmaple]

8 flr the ask meme pweasee😖💓 (also i love youu💞💞💞)

HGNJH HOLDS A KNIFE TO YOUR NUTS,,,,,,MAKIN ME SAY POSITIVE THINGS ABOUT MYSELF,,,,,,YOU FIEND,,,,,,,,,,

pththbt with…with oso i think his favorite thing about me would be my laugh?? like i have the fuckign. i gigglesnort and i do the goofy laugh too?? not the a-hyuck part but the other bit, and he’d get such a fuckign kick out of it?? like when i first started watching ososan and he pulled that face that made karamatsu fall off of the bridge i ended up laughing so hard i rolled off of my bed for the first time and its jsut. its terrible and hes terrible. 

(he also likes that i call him terrible and shitty but i get this warm smile on my face whenever i do, like this fuckign lovestruck look and its horrible hgHMKJN–)

but my favorite thing about him is his smile?? both the sleazy and the silly kind and his fuckign bedhead with the goddamn….random bits of hair just sticking up and how, even though hes a serious fukcign goof and shits around a little too much, he always knows when to reel it in and picks up on his brothers’ habits and always has their best interest in mind? even if he can be selfish most of the time, he does it cuz he knows his brothers’ll realize its just him being funny/joking around and tryna get a laugh or a rise out of them…like!! 9 times outta 10 the shit that comes out of his mouth is just him being a fuckign dork and i love that about him, and that he can be serious when it comes down to brass tax.

with jyushi!! i think he’d have the same favorite things and just really like my laugh?? to him, its like the sun peeking out from behind the rain clouds, if that makes sense…that and the fact that we can just be fucking total goofballs with each other and not have to worry about anything/worry about either of us judging each other?? like just being able to completely let go of any worries, kinda… and i can see him kinda liking how chubby i am?? and finding excuses for him to bury his face into either my stomach or my boobs hjkmh–

and my favorite thing about him is…his smile and his laugh, for sure… and the fact that he’s always able to put on a smile, even if its fake, and just try to make others laugh and cheer them up?? and hes jsut really funny, but he can still be serious at times and jsut……he feels like home, if that makes sense…like i wouldnt have to worry about anything with him, and i could be myself totally unabashedly and not have to be afraid of him rejecting me or any part of me…

#asks #writing #busaneko #GHJHKMH FUCK THIS WAS. ALSO REALYL LONG AND KINDA RAMBLY BTU YEH..... #2bruza #IM TAGGIN YOU IN THIS TOO MICHAEL CUZ I FUCKGIN SAW YOUR ASK RIGHT AS I WAS FINISHIGN THIS UP #GHGHJN I LVOE YOU BOTH IM GONAN THROTTLE THE SHIT OUT FO YOU BUT WITH MY MOUTH AND GENTLY

[matsumayhem]

The Boys™ and Snowball fights

Osomatsu

He’s the first one to initiate the war, usually by chucking a snowball into another one of the boys faces.

It’s usually split up between the older siblings and younger siblings but it all depends on who got the first face full of snow.

Choromatsu’s face is his favorite target, even if they’re usually on the same team.

“Hahaha sorry my hand slipped!” “LIKE HELL IT DID!”

While it seems like he starts these fights just to be a little shit, he actually does it because he really enjoys the time he gets to spend goofing off with his brothers.

It reminds him of all the times they had playing around as kids, and he wants to keep feeling that for as long as possible.

Also he’s just a little shit who likes hitting his brothers in the face with snow.

Karamatsu

OVER DRAMATIC TO THE MAX

For example, one time a snowball was about to hit Choromatsu so Kara slow motion jumped in front of it and took the hit for him.

When the snowball hit him he fell over in slow motion and pretended to be dying.

“Bruzza… are.. are you alright?” “WHAT THE HELL IS THIS ACT?!” “I believe.. Our time together is almost over. Please remember me for who I am, and win… this for...me… I guess this is goodbye Karamatsu girls...*coughs up blood and ‘dies’* .” “SERIOUSLY WHAt ThE FUCk?!”

Choromatsu

God he DREADS snowball fights because they always end up the same way, with a lot of injuries. 

He has a pretty good throwing arm, Osomatsu tells him it’s from all the fapping. Choromatsu does not appreciate that (even though honestly is he wrong).

This boy has A LOT of pent up anger so if you get him started he’s gonna go all out.

While he complains the most he actually has a lot of fun.

Ichimatsu

He actually really enjoys these times he has with his brothers like Osomatsu, and it’s one of the rare times he genuinely smiles.

However, he’s terrifying to play against.

He’s that asshole who’ll hide a rock in the snowball if you piss him off.

Karamatsu’s found that out the hard way quite a few times.

However it only takes one snowball to knock Ichi right on his ass.

Jyushimatsu

The BEST snowball fighter in Japan.

My boy LOVES playing in the snow with his brothers, but unfortunately has no chill.

Todomatsu provides the snowballs for him while Jyushi shoots them rapid fire like a fuckin machine gun.

That or he’ll make a snowball twice his size and just ends it right there.

Either way Jyushimatsu always ends up winning.

Todomatsu

Honestly almost as dramatic as Karamatsu.

If he gets hit he’ll fake cry and try to act cute to get pity.

Unfortunately for him his brothers can see through it and just end up hitting him in the face mid act.

Makes snowballs in mass for Jyushimatsu to throw since he can hide behind him while doing so.

Has the worst throwing arm out of the boys.

- Mod Haru

#osomatsu san #osomatsu san imagines #OSOMATSU #osomastu san #karamatsu #karamatsu matsuno #choromatsu #choromatsu matsuno #ichimatsu #ichimatsu matsuno #jyushimatsu #jyushimatsu matsuno #totty #todomatsu #todomatsu matsuno

[sugoi-writes]

Could I get a matchup? I'm very ambiverted-- I won't really talk to anyone unless they bring up a topic of interest (mostly cartoons, video games, and manga). I like quiet to meditate, but I love running around and acting like a complete child to feel alive. I really love cute things and I really like bad jokes-- I love laughing. I have really bad ADD and auditory dyslexia, so I'm a bit slow and really bad at talking. I often have my head in the clouds, but I can also be very down to earth.

Matchups I would peg for you are:

1. Jyushimatsu

2. Osomatsu

Jyushimatsu is a kind soul who eventually learns of your need to pace things, due to the dyslexia and ADD. He doesn’t mind repeating things for you, or letting you have your moments to doze off or daydream, because he understands that it’s hard to focus sometimes. I’m not sure if Jyushi himself would have a similar condition, but he himself can sympathize with you, and he has a lot of patience. He would love to help you in anyway that he can, and tries to keep you engaged and happy, as much as possible!

During your hyper, active moments, he will definitely keep up with you, and loves to goof around! He also loves to look at cute things, and wants nothing more than to make you laugh. Be warned: he will learn all the bad jokes and puns, and have you in fits of laughter. 

During your calmer moments, he realizes how you actually are pretty down to earth, and while he fidgets sometimes, unable to contain his energy, he is a patient man, as I said. He will be there for you, thick and thin, and will give you space when you ask him (but it may take a few tries).

Being ambiverted is no problem to him, and he’s able to peak your interest. He loves talking, especially to someone so mysterious yet cool! He can get pretty nerdy, and knows a fuck ton of “useless trivia”, and has looked into a lot of manga, TV, anime, etc., because Choromatsu and his brothers have mentioned this all so much. 

He is overall a very excitable person, so sometimes you may have to slow him down… but he wants nothing more than for you to be happy and healthy, and he will go at whatever pace you need to feel that way!

Osomatsu will definitely try to talk to you first. Though it may take a few tries to get the ball rolling, he enjoys how easy it is to talk to you, once he brings up the right topics. You’re “nerdy”? Like cool games, etc.? Sign him up. He’d wanna indulge in all of that with you, being the lazy NEET he is. But he would love to go out with you too, and can be as rowdy as an actual child. He is a big baby with an old heart, and will unwind with you, knowing that sometimes it’s necessary to slow down, and just breathe. 

When he discovers your affinity for bad jokes, puns, and laughter? He will exploit it until it hurts, and will do everything he can to make you at least smirk over at him. The smile you make, and the way it pushes your cheeks up or asside? It makes his day. And he would look at you all day, if it weren’t for the fact that his affection gets misinterpreted as… sleazy. 

Your love for cute things will tap into his softer side, which he will feel very contented with showing you. You’re a daydreamer, just like he is, and so he won’t harass you when you get like that, knowing that you still have a good head on your shoulders.

Regarding your ADD and auditory dyslexia… oh trust me. He is a big brother to 5 whiny younger brothers. He has at least SOME patience, and will totally sympathize with you. He understands that no one is perfect, and so if he has to repeat himself, or baby step you through something? He doesn’t mind. Because you’re worth it, and you deserve to be treated like a normal person.

He knows what it’s like to be looked down on, for things that he sometimes can’t control. But believe me when I say this: 

He tries his best to not let that get to him, and he uses his energy to focus on you. He will get you on the right path, even if you seem to be severely derailed. This guy thinks you’re just as much a person as anyone else… so why should you be treated like you’re not?

#matchup #osomatsu matchups #jyushimatsu #osomatsu #I hope this is okay! thanks for the request! <3

[akkivee]

*collapses* i.......... i did it............. i stayed up all night to watch the all night say you seiyuu event with the like 20 or so seiyuu, 5 of which were hypmic seiyuu.................... i’m so tired but it was pretty worth it man it was a lot of fun 😂 highlights with the hypmic seiyuu were:

the event starting with a q&a about the host to divide the group into the winners and the losers. iwasaki-san (sasara), itou-san (doppo), and sakakihara-san (jyushi) all made it to the winners side but sakakihara-san got traded to the losers side before they even started anything 😅

iwasaki-san!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! is a bundle of energy!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! and delight that i got to watch for four hours straight!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! god he was my mvp of the entire thing because you could tell quite a bit of the seiyuu were flagging by hour two (2am for them) but iwasaki-san never broke, never faltered!!!!!!!! he got tagged with the moniker ‘loud iwasaki’ from the very beginning and he kept that energy until the end!!!!!!!!!! 😩✊

hayama-san (kuukou) looked very pretty during the event. he wore pumps and earrings 😌 he’s competitive by nature and it was fun seeing one of the game corners they did get lowkey rigged against and him silently stewing with a smile lmao. but he got to the winners half because his drag photo was best liked on twitter and was very smug about it 🤣

my absolute favorite part!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! was when they let these poor seiyuu take a 15-20 minute break to eat drink wake up a little bit and they left a camera rolling for them to do some quick shameless plugging when they got back but!!!!!!!!!!! iwasaki-san and hayama-san took the time to just goof off with each other in front of the camera and bro that was the price of admission and the loss of sleep they were so cute their friendship is so cute!!!!!!!!!!!! 😭😭🥺😭🥺🥺

they did a round robin of karaoke with all the seiyuu and it was really fun and hype!!!!!! hayama-san kicked off the whole thing and showed off his talent!!!!!!!!! iwasaki-san rapped a creepynuts song!!!!!!!!!!!!! itou-san has the voice of an angel!!!!!!!!!!!!! sakakihara-san showed off his vocal range and nozuyama-san (dice) was the hypest!!!!!!!!!!!!

also shoutout itou-san for being really into background dancing to everyone’s songs and randomly wearing the face mask of the host they used in one of their game corners. idk what he was doing half the time but he looked like he was having fun and his energy also made everybody jump around during some songs so way to go sir!!!!! 🤗

#this is vee speaking #*passes out* i need my own bit of shut eye now 😴😵

[bossmedley]

Hey I'm talking about those matsu's again

 So I've been thinking alot about the F6 forms of the matsu's and how I can over analyze them so I've come to some conclusions. What I see the F6 forms as is what the matsu's themselves think is cool/the kind of person they want to be. This goes for EVERYONE if you think about it for long enough honestly (even chibita... Let The Guy Be Tall.) But we see mostly only the matsu's and totoko in the F6 forms so I'll probably only talk about them (ofc I'm bringing totoko into it)

 Osomatsu 

 So his F6 personality is kind of like his normal personality on surface level. I kind of thought they were similar at first but the one thing I'd say is the biggest difference is the charisma. They describe F6 oso as like a charisma god (I can't be fucked to go back and look exactly right now ;;). Now that's the complete opposite for actual osomatsu who gets his ass beat up trying to hit on a girl and I think that's the main thing about his F6 form. He just REALLY wants to be able to charm people and inspire them in a way? But he's kind of clumsy with it and goofs around alot. 

 Karamatsu 

OH BOY do I have some stuff here. So karamatsu's F6 is DRASTICALLY different from his normally self. F6 karamatsu is an ultimate bad boy who calls every girl he sees ugly and beats people up in the street naked. Yet underneath he is a kind hearted soul, just alittle rough outside. This is NOT AT ALL our karamatsu holy shit. Actually karamatsu is all sugar, no bad boy at all despite all the leather jackets he wears. I feel like the more drastic the change of personalitys the less cool they probably think they are, and I think karamatsu doesn't really like where his personality stands. He thinks it's SUPER cool to be some kind of tsundere guy who can be above everyone else and beat people up, but he's not that at all. He cries easily, he's easily manipulated, he doesn't have that cool personality that he so desperately wants. He wants to be cool and kind but he just got a bad mesh of the two. 

 Choromatsu

 OH BOY another F6 form that changes DRASTICALLY from the normal version. It's pretty easy to see choro thinks intelligence is ~super cool~. His entire F6 form is the beauty genius. But obviously normal choromatsu is /not/ beauty genius. Something else I notices though was how calm and collected F6 choro is compared to the normal choro. Normal choro is quick to scream, and hes pretty loud and tries to take control of a situation. Choromatsu WANTS to be seen as the leader. F6 totoko even has a line in the first episode along the lines of "hes totally the leader, isn't he!?" When referring to F6 choro. And that's what choro wants. To be a calm, cool, collected, and intelligent leader figure. But normal choro isn't really,, any of those. Looking deep into F6 choro he may be more different from the original than karamatsu, but they're both different as all hell. Choromatsu really does just want to be looked up to and seen as reliable, but normally he just can't catch up to that 

 Ichimatsu 

Ichimatsu is the last one with a large difference, I'd say. The first kind of interaction F6 ichimatsu has is him approaching F6 totoko and placing a hand on her shoulder, handing her back her purse. He comes off as mysterious and cool. Well, with normal ichimatsu we have a shitload of contradictions. As I've said with most of the bros, he isn't cool. He wants to come off as cool, but in normal life he just doesn't. Hes messy and grumpy. Speaking of that, F6 ichimatsu isn't particularly sad like normal ichimatsu, just mysterious. I mean, it's no surprise of me saying ichimatsu has low self esteem but it's a thing. But the mysterious part of F6 ichimatsu is really important. Ichimatsu doesn't want anyone (anyone) to know about him and his feelings. Whether he thinks it's cool, or he just doesn't like sharing his emotions is up to interpretation. Ichimatsu WANTS to be mysterious, but he ends up not really being that at all. Sure, he can be unpredictable and seemingly mysterious, but he's easy to crack. And he hates that. Also F6 ichimatsu has really big eyebrows-

 Jyushimatsu 

 Not too much is different surface level, like osomatsu, and there's really one thing that sticks out to me with this form. It's how /calm/ F6 jyushi is. Normal jyushimatsu is bouncing off walls and always moving around, but F6 jyushimatsu is much more relaxed. I'm seeing it as jyushi not really liking his own hyperactivity,,. He wants to make people happy without scaring them off with his hyperactivity and he'd probably worry about it a bit. Yet, with jyushimatsu, I don't see him being too self conscious about these things. Surely he can be, but he is alot more naturally outgoing (but maybe that's just what he wants us to think) 

 Todomatsu 

Again, fairly similar. I think his f6 form is closest to normal todomatsu. The only big difference would probably be that F6 todo is really lying. I don't think all of normal todomatsu's personality is a sham, but we do know that some of his cute front is just to get things he wants. But F6 todo is naturally cute and charming, and that's what todomatsu wants. Also, normal todomatsu can be loud mouthed like choro (not as bad, hes able to keep his temper better, but he can still do it a bit) whilst F6 todo, like all the others, stays calm.

 Totoko

 You'd think I'd leave her out??? My 100% wife??? Think again. Totokos F6 form is a completely different turn from the other forms in that she is the girl taking on all the passion of these boys. (you can also say another part of the normal matsu's wanting to be cool would be totoko loving them in the F6 form) but her F6 form is definately different. F6 totoko is more humble than normal totoko, and I'd assume F6 totoko shows normal totoko's desire for atleast one (1) lover she can fall into. The christmas episode, if I remember correctly, begins with F6 totoko running some kind of charity booth. Honestly there's a bit more but I haven't gone back and watched the F6 episodes to take in character (and I'll die before I rewatch the lube episode jadjhenahd) but I feel like normal totoko just wants to be loved by people she can love back. Her standards are REALLY HIGH (and I could make a whole nother post about why) and she wants to be pampered to all hell, which is what these hot boys can give her. Normal totoko is alot more honest and less humble about things, and isn't getting the pampering she wants in real life. Yet its what she wants: shitloads of positive attention. And if all she's gonna get it from are some low life NEETS who aren't hot Dreamboats, she'll have to accept it

#ive been thinking about this for a while #uhhhh #ososan #also this is really long so it's under read more #its about F6 #its very messy but I wanted to put my ideas down #also i mightve written the most about totoko ;) #you know..

[mapleshmaple]

26. What was your first kiss like?

OOOGH GOOD SHIT HTANK YOU--

ghjkmh i havent...actually had my first kiss yet?? so it’d be my FIRST first kiss and pththtbt im gonan do oso and juice for this one cuz im a stinky little greed pot

with oso!! i feel like it’d have slipped out at some point that we’re essentially on even ground when it comes to romance and it’d make him feel a hell of a lot more comfortable and also kinda explain a few things in his mind as to why i act a certain way? so maybe he’d try his best to make it “””romantic””” even though its literally just him inviting me over for takeout and to binge watch some cartoons. but this time he’s got this little fort kinda set up?? like made this whole little nest of blankets so we can just snuggle up and get all cozy n’shit. he’s nervous (and comfy) as fuck throughout the entire night and right as im about to pass out, i sit up and try to go for a kiss on the cheek but he turns his head and i end up kissing him full on the lips instead. 

its tender, soft, im half awake and dont realize what i did and he’s wide awake and hyper aware of everything thats going on. i end up pulling away slightly and murmuring a soft “thank you for tonight” before curling up against his side and he’s just...sitting there, thoroughly gobsmacked, for a good couple of minutes before he utters a “n...no problem” to a quiet room.

WHEREAS WITH JYUSH...

With jyushi, i feel like the two of us would go bug hunting every now and again?? like specifically during summer we’d just go fart around at night and watch the fireflies. he’d manage to find this nice, secluded big field and we’d be able to just run around and roll around and just goof off without giving a rats ass about anything.

in the end, we’re just plopped down next to each other, sweaty and kinda gross  but we’re giggling cuz we’re both so happy and just fuckign. riding that high for as long as we can. and he looks over at me and i look over at him and its so ufkcign cheesy but we gravitate towards each other in that moment, both our mouths and our hands. the kiss is feather light, leaving this almost ethereal feeling to it as fireflies swirl around us and cicada’s and crickets play their natural tune in the background. he runs his thumb over my knuckles and i end up rolling on top of him, cupping his cheek with my free hand while his goes to my waist to hold me closer, and everything in that moment just feels so right...like it was pulled right out of a fairy tale.

#asks #writing #to draw tag #HGJKMH FUCK THIS TURNED OUT LONGER THAN I THOUGHT IT WAS GONAN-- #strazem