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toadstool32 · 10 months

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AT THE BEACH

i made a fanfic for my self insert here u can read it on ao3 or just click the read more idont care

WELCOME TO THE ANNUAL “DO YOU KNOW YOUR PARTNER BETTER THAN YOUR BROTHER” QUIZ! WHERE *YOU* THE PLAYER, COMPETE AGAINST YOUR BROTHERS TO SEE WHO KNOWS YOUR PARTNER BETTER! ARE YOU READY???

Karamatsu, floating in the sea with the help of a surfboard says “what do you mean partner” hes swaying confusedly with the sweet, sweet rhythm of the waves.

“LET'S TAKE A LOOK AT OUR SIGNIFICANT OTHER OF THE DAY, HOW ARE YOU TODAY DARI-CHAN?”.

Darling doggy paddles near the brothers and then floats in a lazy circle with the help of their donut float “Hm? Oh, I'm happy you guys invited me to the beach today! it's so fun hanging out with everyone, thanks for asking totty!”.

“Let's hang out later, yeah?” Todomatsu says in a normal voice while holding the toy microphone in his hands, “AND NOW LET'S LOOK AT THE BROTHER COMPETING TODAY! OSOMATSU NII-SAN INTRODUCE YOURSELF”.

Osomatsu comes up from the water gasping for air “BWAH! augh, Todomatsu you couldn't have introduced me first, could you? aah well, im Osomatsu! oldest of the bunch and besties with Karamatsu's boyfriend, pleased to be heeereee”.

“Eh” says karamatsu.

“Waa! Osochan that's so cool could you have stayed longer down there?” darling says.

“I definitely could! Do you wanna see?” says Osomatsu.

“SHUT UP, WE WILL START THE GAME! FIRST QUESTION PLEASE!”

Ichimatsu and Choromatsu then come up from the water holding up an erasable board, they hold it up and in it it's written "FOOD”.

“There! Now the first question in the quiz ‘DO YOU KNOW YOUR PARTNER BETTER THAN YOUR BROTHER’ is: what's their favorite food?”.

Jyushimatsu comes in splashing water everywhere while carrying a hourglass on his head that's counting down.

“You have one minute to respond!”

“Heh, My darling doesn't like eating because they have stomach issues so they don't have the luxury of having a favorite food!” karamatsu says confidently.

“That 's true!” darling says while splashing water.

“Osomatsu nii-san what's your answer?”.

“Popcorn” he says smugly.

“That's truer!” darling says excitedly

“That's a point for osomatsu nii-san! and minus one for Karamatsu nii-san”.

“Huh, wa-waawa-wait a second await a secooooonnnd!!”

A loud buzzer sounds and karamatsu gets swallowed by the water. A few seconds later he resurfaces covered in piranha bites .

“Oi what the hell is your problem!” karamatsu screams

“Dont complain to the game master” todomatsu says.

“Like hell i will !! ” Karamatsu complains.

“Get him again”.

“Wait no” and he goes under once again.

“Bitey, bitey!” Jyushimatsu says next to darling while karamatsu gets rid of one fish that was stuck to his ear.

“Next question! Jyushimatsu it's your turn!” .

“Hai hai!, darling can you hold this for me” he says while handing over to darling the hourglass “do your best~” darling says now holding the thing on their arms.

“Im Jyushimatsu! i'm the fifth! darling and i play in the park sometimes!”.

“Wait, am I competing against all of yo-” Karamatsu starts.

”NEXT QUESTION! IS!: what is their favorite pastime?” Todomatsu continues with the game show host routine.

“Darling likes to draw!” karamatsu says first and a buzzer-like sound plays after.

“Darling likes to stare at the ceiling while laying on the floor for hours!” A bell chime sounds indicating that jyuushimatsu gets it right.

“wait- '' karamatsu starts being circled by sharks and then goes under the water causing a big splash while Jyushimatsu celebrates “yay yay! i got it right! did you see darling?” “i saw!” darling and Jyushimatsu start high fiving and yaaay-ing at each other. When karamatsu comes back up he's bleeding in places and holding on to the surfboard tightly “oi darling! you're an artist you LOVE to draw dont you?”.

Darling stops high fiving Jyushimatsu and looks at karamatsu. “Aah, well it's always nice to take breaks and clear your mind you know…” Jyushimatsu nods and Ichimatsu whispers to choromatsu “...doesn't that just mean he likes to laze around more?”.

“MAY THE NEXT BROTHER PLEASE SWIM BACK HERE” Todomatsu reminds everyone,

“Ah its your turn Ichimatsu” Choromatsu says to Ichimatsu. “Im going im going“

“i'll help you with the board Choromatsu” Osomatsu says.

“Introduce yourself please~”

“What a pain, we all already know each other here, im Ichimatsu, fourth brother…” he looks directly at where darling is floating lazily in circles “blink twice if you need help” he say.

“What” says Darling.

Todomatsu intervenes before things derail again “AND THE NEXT QUESTION IS: HOPES AND DREAMS!: what are their dreams for the future?”.

Everyone oos and aawws and karamatsu sweats nervously,

“Karamatsu nii-san your answer?”

“Heh” Karamatsu starts “My darling enjoys the idea that in the future she could inspire others with her art!” He says this in a very shining way. There are sparkles in his eyes. It's kinda annoying.

“Aa what the hell that's so cute…” Osomatsus says while you can hear his ribs breaking and with blood dripping down his mouth. Darling puts their hands on their face to cover a barely there blush.

Ichimatsu raises his hand to answer and breaks the mood a bit “Actually darling wants to be a cat that lives with a pretty older woman who will take care of him and feed him 3 times a day”.

Everyone looks back at Darling who's now fully covering their face and making embarrassed sounds.

“Uh, that's minus one point for Karamatsu nii-san…”

A buzzer sounds but nothing happens, karamatsu just drowns himself for a bit and then resurfaces, on the way back to his brothers Ichimatsu high fives darling.

“Well, okay, the next one is an easy one for you Karamatsu nii-san, Choromatsu nii-san could you come up front?”.

“Hey who says I'm the one who will get it wrong here?!” Choromatsu says while swimming closer. “I know darling as much as any of our brothers”

“Sure sure, ok so the theme for the question is!” Osomatsu and Ichimatsu hold up the board and show off the word MUSIC written there with a doodle of a cat that Osomatsu added from when he was playing with it earlier “what's their favorite kind of music to listen to? Karamatsu nii- san whats your answer”.

“Music that gets my dick hard” he says in a deadpan voice.

“EH? what kind of answer is that?” Choromatsu says, “That's an awful answer, Darling likes pop stuff like the kind of music that nyaa-chan sings!” and while thinking of Hashimoto Nyaa Choromatsu starts fangirling on the spot and todomatsus face sours, the buzzer sounds and mid fangirl sesh Choromatsu goes under the water.

“And that's one point for karamatsu nii- san” karamatsu does a pose and his sunglasses shine in the sun “and minus one point for us brothers, oi ya hear that chorofappynsky the first? you're lowering our score!” “yeah!” “boooooo” “lets kill him”.

“Darling, did you hear that! i got a point!” karamatsu waves towards Darling who has floated a bit away from the movement of the waves that the brothers are making “I saw! you can win this i believe in you!!” They are actually so cute together it makes me sick to write.

When choromatsu comes back up for air he's all like “HEY don't get excited for a single point!! and you!” he says pointing at Darling ”what kinda answer is ‘music that gets my dick hard’ that doesn't make any sense!!” Darling looks confused for a bit and then they explain.

“Well isn't Hashimoto Nyaas music your favorite? and it gets your dick hard so then *i* also have music that gets me hard”

Karamatsu swims towards Darling and claps them in the back making Darling lose grip of the hourglass they were holding and sink into the water”aw man” they say “yeah! everyone has music that calls to our souls!” Karamatsu says “and our dicks” adds Darling.

“You guys SO deserve each other” says Choromatsu in a way that doesn't make it sound like a compliment

RIght as choromatsu turns to go away, Darling whispers to karamatsu “But really we all know no one goes to a Nyaa concert for the music…”.

“HEY-”

“Ok everyone shut up it's my turn, Ichimatsu nii-san can you take over for the last question? thank you~” Todomatsu then swims into position while everyone gets rearranged.

“uh ok so the next theme for the question is…” Osomatsu and Jyushimatsu now hold up the board and it now says GRADES “...why would he even know that, what, anyway the next question is: how many classes did they fail back in highschool? who even came up with these questions…”

“Kyaa that's so embarrassing! I don't even remember any of what happened back then!”

“Right then, shittymatsu what's your answer”.

“Uhh, none!” buzzer sound “One!” buzzer sound “THREE??” buzzer sound wait wait wait hang on how am i supposed to know this'' and down the water he goes.

“Todomatsu, what's your answer”.

“Hang on ummm” he types in something on his phone and then answers ”One every semester, so six total”.

“i'm not gonna ask how you got that one correct”

“Tehee!”

Darling covers their face in shame “ aaa that's so embarrassing….!!”

The brothers minus Karamatsu celebrate the win on the game and then a big wave comes on and drowns everyonewe

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polkadottedpie · 1 year

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Matsuno Karamatsu as a Caregiver

Karamatsu is the coolest caregiver in the world and he wants everyone to know it! He'll show his kiddo off every chance he gets to anyone who'll listen.

Has a bajillion pet names for his kiddo (usually in his flashy English) from “little one” to “little angel” to “little rock star,” but he always tacks on “little” or some other adjective to make his kiddo feel small.

Loves to dress his little one up, and is especially fond of matching them with his own outfits. Fashion shows are a VERY common thing with him.

He writes special songs for him to play on his guitar and sing along with his kiddo, but also is eager to strum along as his little one takes the stage and makes up a song as they go.

Very rowdy and playful having grown up with five brothers, but not quite as rough-and-tumble as Osomatsu or Jyuushimatsu. He's big on playful hair ruffles, piggy back rides, and spinning his kiddo around in the air.

He's a fan of theatrics, so he's very good at pretend play! He can make up a good story on the fly, be it a daring adventure for a knight in shining armor, an elegant tea party for a sophisticated royal, or an epic rock concert in front of millions of fans! He's happy to fill whatever role his kiddo needs, though he can sometimes get a little dramatic and goes all-out with costumes and props!

On the rare occasions that he has to take his young one along with him on errands or to do chores, he’ll use that theatrical advantage of his to spin it into some kind of game. A run for groceries turns into a quest for lost relics, or maybe cleaning a messy room becomes an archaeological excavation.

He likewise uses his outrageous storytelling to get his kiddo to do things they need to do but might not want to at first. Don’t want to take medicine? Well, what if I told you this was a very special medicine with friendly little Jyuushimatsus inside that would go into your body to fix it up? Don’t want to clean up toys? Oh no! You gotta help all your stuffies get in their homes because a BIG rainstorm is coming! Don’t let them get rained on!

He makes a point to be very attentive to all of his little one's needs, all with his own Karamatsu flair. Is their sparkly sippy full? Have they had a fancy snack recently? Is it a nice day to play outside in the gorgeous sunshine or stay indoors and sing the rain away? He prides himself on being able to provide for his kiddo before they even realize what they need and spoils them to the moon and back.

That being said, he has a tendency to run himself ragged this way and often joins his little one in much-needed afternoon naps.

Sometimes he gets caught up in his own head if he can’t get a good read on his kiddo’s needs or makes a mistake. He gets really self-conscious, and it’s times like those when a little reassurance from his little angel goes a long way, in the form of snuggles, a drawing, or a game of pretend where it’s his turn to be the star!

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