#k.b.
They’ll have you feel like you’re asking for too much. Truth is, they can’t offer much. It’s like I’m expecting a fountain quality from a drain individual.
k.b // by jerry flowers jr
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The Twitter Mari Lwyd saga (2019 - part two)
Since people seem to be happy that I'm copying over the Mari Lwyd sagas, have another transcription! This is for the second round of 2019, between @seananmcguire and @kbspangler. Part one is here, the source to this round starts here.
(Seriously, these aren't mine, they're the property of @seananmcguire, @tkingfisher, + @kbspangler, I'm just transcribing so extra records exist. Support their works!)
That being said, if anyone can find the 2020 Twitter thread, can you send me a link so I can transcribe it (or transcribe it and link me)? It has been found! Thanks to @dor-min for finding the thread, it's going to take me a bit to transcribe.
CWs for food, alcohol, and caps.
K.B.:
SO YOU SAY YOU WANT A BATTLE?
YOU'RE BRINGING NAUGHT BUT PRATTLE
TO THIS FESTIVE DAY WE DESIGNATE
WITH LIGHTS AND FOOD TO CELEBRATE
THE SOLSTICE, DEAR, WITH ME AND MINE
AND YOU AND YOURS
AND HIS AND HERS
AND THEIRS AND OURS
A BREAKING DAY
A FRESH NEW YEAR
WE CALL SPRING UP AGAIN
Seanan:
WE'RE PAST THE LONGEST NIGHT
AND I'M ITCHING FOR A FIGHT
IF YOU'RE COLD, WE'RE COLD,
SO LET US IN.
WE HEARD YOUR LARDER'S STOCKED,
SO GET READY TO GET ROCKED
THIS TALE'S OFTEN TOLD
WE ALWAYS WIN.
K.B.:
YOU SAY YOU'LL FIGHT
THIS GARDNER'S MIGHT?!
THE GROUND IS COLD
MY PLANTS ASLEEP
I'VE GOT ENOUGH STRESS
TO PUNCH A SHEEP
I AM WIGGING
TO GO DIGGING
AND HERE YOU COME
TO STEAL MY PLUMS?
Seanan:
I DON'T WANT YOUR PLUMS
THE MARI LWYD COMES
TO SAMPLE YOUR CHEESE AND YOUR BOOZE.
YOUR GARDEN IS SLEEPING
SO WHY ARE YOU KEEPING
A SENTRY POST YOU DIDN'T CHOOSE?
COME WASSAIL WITH US.
THERE'S NO NEED TO FUSS.
THERE'S NO SHAME IN CHOOSING TO LOSE.
K.B.:
I'M NOT YET CONVINCED
A DEAD HORSE HAS ENVINCED
THE SPIRIT OF THIS WINTER'S PAST
CAN YOU SWEETEN THE DEAL
WITH A CAROLING PEAL?
THEN MY GARDEN WILL HAVE TO HOLD FAST
Seanan:
WE ARE NOT RETREATIN'
THIS HORSE WON'T BE BEATEN,
IT A BATTLE OF HOOVES VERSUS HANDS.
THE JINGLE OF BELLS
IS A SOUND THAT FORETELLS
OUR CONQUEST OF ALL OF THESE LANDS.
K.B.:
THEN I GOTTA SAY NO
SORRY, CAN'T GO
YOU SEEM LIKE A NICE HORSE AND ALL
BUT MY HOUSE IS QUITE HAUNTED
AND I AM UNDAUNTED
BY YET ONE MORE SPECTRAL ODDBALL
Seanan:
IT'S NOT REALLY RESPECTFUL
TO SAY THAT I'M SPECTRAL.
I'M CORPOREAL AS A GIRL COMES.
YOU CAN PURCHASE MORE CHEESE
SO JUST GIVE ME THESE.
DON'T FORCE ME TO BREAK OUT THE DRUMS.
K.B.:
(My parents are about to arrive so)
FINE, I DON'T CARE
IF YOU'RE BIRD, DOG, OR MARE
ON THIS DAY WE'RE SUPPOSED TO EMPLOY
THE LOVE OF THE SEASON SO HERE,
HAVE SOME CHEESE IN
PRECUT SIXTY-FOUR SLICES OF JOY
Seanan:
DESPITE THIS GRAVE LOSS,
YOU'RE A SHEPHERD TO MOSS,
AND I AM A CHILD OF THE GRAVE.
SO I'LL GO NOW IN PEACE,
AND I WON'T BREAK YOUR LEASE,
THOUGH YOU DIDN'T ASK ME TO BEHAVE.
K.B.:
[Alt ID: A small Black child in a crowd. The child takes off his black baseball cap as if to say "I tip my hat to you dear sir," which has RE2PECT embroidered on it in white thread.]
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Keşke seni hiç tanımasaydım.
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acoff (acofaf?? whatever) is FEEDING ME the first three intros fulfilled SO many of my niches (backstory appearance overhaul, cute small girl with secrets, large fuzzy polite man)
heres some design interpretation 😌
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NSFW
If Katsuki Bakugo is anything at all it's possessive.
Normal weekend afternoon except this time your husband is off from work for once and is watching TV in the living room. You're fresh from the shower and adorned with an oversized shirt and undergarments.
You find your husband seated on the sofa in deep concentration as he is watching Impossible. Feeling a little attention starved you gently flopped yourself onto his man-spread thighs. This immediately rips his attention from the television and onto you. Your flopping movement caused the oversized shirt to flip open revealing your ass and back to him.
A mischievous smirk snuck it's way to his face as he prepped his hand to smack the bread presented to him. His smirk died as quick as it was birthed when he noticed the name Kelvin Clain on your undergarment. A frown perched itself onto his eyebrows and caused him to bring the shirt down and cover you up.
You felt it was quite odd for Katsuki to not respond with full force sexually charged energy to your exposed behind but you self concluded by assuming he was very much invested in the TV show.
Two or so weeks pass and you notice Katsuki has been acting quite strange lately. He's been back and forth with his designers of late which is unusual around this time cause they weren't any events coming up. You did ask about it but he'd always divert the situation elsewhere.
One fateful day after a nice long soak in the tub you made your way into your shared bedroom to change into before going to sleep. When you entered the room you switched on the lights to further illuminate the moon lit room. Your soul nearly divorced your body when you saw your husband sitting cross legged on the bed with a box situated in between his legs.
He handed you the box to which you gingerly opened as you calmed down from your fright. Inside the box was torn, tattered, blown up pieces of Clevin Kelin undergarments that released a smoky smell. Your lower jaw hung open and your brow quivered, "Why the hell would he blow up your favourite underwear?" you thought to yourself.
If this was some sort of kink he had developed you sure as hell weren't going to entertain it.
"Are you high?!" You asked him as you placed the back of your hand onto his forehead, in hopes it would be hot and immediately explain his outlandish actions.
He silently pulled out another box from behind him and gave it to you. This box was bigger than the previous one he had given you. You gave him a narrowed look and pouted. " Katsuki I swear if these are my shoes, you and I are gonna settle this Montgomery Brawl style,".
"Just open it" he grumbled. You inhaled slowly and opened the box. You pulled out an assortment of lingerie and undergarments from the box, your jaw hung even lower when you noticed the Katsuki Bakugo embroidered in the finest silk threads along the hems and waistbands of the clothing items.
"Pick your favourite and put it on," he said lowly .
So this is what he was up to this entire time. Where you shocked, not entirely, you were more dumbfounded by how low his possessiveness could stoop. " Before I forget to mention, it's an exclusive line just for you." You chuckled quietly as you put on your new clothing items.
You playfully modelled the outfit for him and blew him kisses as strutted across the room. His eyes darkened with hunger and to sum it up resulted in you having to call sick from work the following day.
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Fave Five: Queer Adult Space Opera Series, Part I
The Farian War by K.B. Wagers
Winter’s Orbit by Everina Maxwell
The Salvagers and The Starmetal Symphony by Alex White
The First Sister by Linden A. Lewis
Teixcalaan by Arkady Martine
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I kept this micro-indulgence saved at the bottom of my draft stock and it needs out now. The way Geto's playlist would include a good mixture of hard rock, death metal, and then HEAVY ritualistic Hindu/oriental tunes, & Japanese folk. Chill-out meditation music for night scenery encompassing various styles nests here too. Also, it's pretty much self-explanatory that 80s/90s hits ghostly parade through his list as well because, well, he's a 90s kid, with absolute disfavor for country. And then ... there's Kill Bill music (*which he listens to whenever he goes to solve some serious business).
Taste and music is an intimate matter for him; because the period of musical bands is linked to his awakening pansexuality which he held in denial until the last but one year before leaving Tech. If you ask him what's his favorite band there's a 50% chance he won't answer but if you're lucky - he'll reveal only one band and that is 'KISS', maybe even mentions his favorite track from them and that is: 'I was made for loving you baby'.
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scribbling him for the occasion of the 25th of october
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Compiling a stack of Acofaf (mostly Hob) quotes I want on T-shirts 💕 🗑 🪨
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imagine putting all your f/os you see as siblings, in a room togther-
No bc that is what I am thinking rn-
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If you're telling all your friends how you don't need me, then why you tryna keep me?
k.b. // jordy - delete me
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Past and future
Hay guys so I've been having Brent out on lago monkie kid
Thares only so much you can draw till you run out of ideas so I'm going to be drawing my ocs and my story a little more cus I'm so Brent out man so here's a Pease I made cas past and future its about my oc k.b fyi how he got his scar is for the same reason why he has ptophbia (fear of falling) and his fear of hights ;)
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Kurye bir abim bile senin evine sipariş götürmüş evini öğrendim çok mutlu oldum.
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the intense love i feel when i see a man with dark brown/black hair <3
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[Transcript of a conversation on Bluesky]
K.B. Spangler @kbspangler.com
One holdover that's stuck with me from Trump's term in office is how few people actually call in. My congressman's office said they were BOGGLED at how many calls they had gotten on a particular issue, so I asked how many...
They replied, "Seventeen."
jamie quinn 🏳️⚧️ @threnody.bsky.social
KOSA is moving through the senate right now, where it has significant support. but nothing's final until it's final. if your senator's a democrat, call & email. use this script. it's timed to 1:00 and it won't take long. even with enforcement moved to the FTC, this bill is too easily weaponized.
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My name is _ and I'm one of your constituents. I'm calling to urge you to vote NO on KOSA - the Kids Online Safety Act. The bill's sponsors claim it will protect kids by placing a duty of care on online platforms to prevent anything that could be harmful.
The power to decide what's harmful has been ceded to the FTC. FTC leadership is made by presidential appointment. Current president Lina Khan may proceed fairly, but what happens when the next Donald Trump is in the Oval Office? What if it's Trum himself? Do you trust a Trump appointee not to abuse this enforcement power?
KOSA claims to protect kids, but it's poorly designed and, given time, it will absolutely and without question, harm LGBTQ children, adults, and anyone who needs information on reproductive health or abortion.
KOSA author, Senator Marsha Blackburn, said she introduced KOSA in part - and I quote - "to protect minor children from the transgender in our society." The Heritage Foundation proudly said they'll apply pressure through KOSA to block information about abortion, reproductive health, & LGBTQ issues.
Vote NO on KOSA.
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K.B. Spangler @kbspangler.com
So, yes, your voice does make a difference because if everyone else is thinking "Well, my voice doesn't matter so why bother" then you and sixteen of your online buddies can go ahead and straight-up boggle a congressman.
Feb 15, 2024 at 12:34 PM
[/Bluesky Transcript] (Emphasis mine)
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