#kablaam

[maifuyus]

at the very core im a hater so i would like to say that i HATE defense cards

#twst #mai yells #twisted wonderland #blah blah blah ig they have a function to provide u more hp but #WHO GIVES A SHIT (hint: not me) #I JUST WANNA DO BAM BAM KABLAAM DAMAGE #zzz when my cards do zero damage #IDC IF I DIE QUICKLY JUST ATTACK BAM BAM BAM #beansday vil is a defense card and tbh that just ruined my day #means i dont get to see his little beansday fighting icon in my roster each day :( #im like an elementary pokemon player #i do not care about passive and buff skills. just give me attack skills. #i literally do not understand anything else but violence

[beepmeowz]

I don't have a library card

But do you mind if I check you out?

I like your skeletal structure, baby

You're an ectomorph, no doubt

Your face is real symmetrical

And your nostrils are so nice

I wish that I was cross-eyed, girl

So I could see you twice

Girl, you smell like Fritos

That's why I'm giving you this hungry stare

You're so hot, you're gonna melt

The elastic in my underwear

I'll bet you're magically delicious

Like a bowl of Lucky Charms

You'd look like Venus de Milo

If I just cut off your arms

What I'm tryin' to say is ...

I wanna be your lover, baby

I need somebody to love

You know I just wanna be your lover, baby

Now, I need somebody to love

Ooh hoo hoo, ooh hoo hoo

Ooh hoo hoo, hoo hoo hoo hoo hoo

Ooh hoo hoo, ooh hoo hoo

Ooh hoo hoo, hoo hoo hoo hoo hoo

Do you believe in love at first sight

Or should I walk by again?

My love for you'd like diarrhea

I just can't hold it in

Stop, drop and roll now

'Cause baby, you're on fire

I'll bet your outfit

Makes a lot of noise in the drier

You're absolutely perfect

Don't speak now, you might spoil it

Your eyes are even bluer

Than the water in my toilet

Say, has anyone ever told you

You've got Yugoslavian hands?

No, of course not, that would be stupid

Just forget I ever brought it up

The point I'm trying to make is ...

I wanna be your lover, baby

I need somebody to love

You know I just wanna be your lover, baby

Now, I need somebody to love

Ooh hoo hoo, ooh hoo hoo

Ooh hoo hoo, hoo hoo hoo hoo hoo

Ooh hoo hoo, ooh hoo hoo

Ooh hoo hoo, hoo hoo hoo hoo hoo

I wanna be your Krakatoa

Let my lava flow all over you

I wanna be your anaconda

And your heat-seeking missile too

I wanna be your beef burrito

Am I making this perfectly clear?

I wanna be your love torpedo

Are you picking up the subtle innuendo here?

Uh huh

I hope I'm not being forward

But do you mind if I chew on your butt?

You can tell me truthfully

Am I a steamin' hunk of love now, or what?

There just aren't enough o's in "smooth"

To desribe how smooth I am

Maybe you've seen my picture

It's in the dictionary under "Kablaam!"

My lips are registered weapons

Can I invade your personal space?

You must have fallen from heaven

That would explain how you messed up your face

Well, how'd you get through security?

'Cause, baby, you're the bomb

I'd like to take you home right now

So you can meet my mom

Because I ...

I wanna be your lover, baby

I need somebody to love

You know I just wanna be your lover, baby

Now, I need somebody to love

Girl, you must be Jamaican

Because Jamaican me crazy

Girl, you must be Jamaican (Ooh hoo hoo, ooh hoo hoo)

Because Jamaican me crazy (Ooh hoo hoo, hoo hoo hoo hoo hoo)

I wanna be your lover, baby (Girl, you must be Jamaican)

(Ooh hoo hoo, ooh hoo hoo)

I need somebody to love

(Because Jamaican me crazy) (Ooh hoo hoo, hoo hoo hoo hoo hoo)

You know I just wanna be your lover, baby

(Girl, you must be Jamaican) (Ooh hoo hoo, ooh hoo hoo)

Now, I need somebody to love

(Because Jamaican me crazy) (Ooh hoo hoo, hoo hoo hoo hoo hoo)

Dork.

#weird al yankovic #weird al #this is my bf btw #hes actually insane #did you know weird al tumblr is a thing? i assumed it was #and when he told me he was on weird al tumblr i was like “yeah that makes sense” but every time i tell one of my irls #even if theyre also a tumblrina #they lose their absolute shit #and its probably just the autism but idk why #anyways love you greg you absolute fuckass dork <3

[jer-artspat]

this show was briefly one of my favourites when i was Super Young and after watching a few eps and seeing This Gremlin in action... it Makes Sense lol

#angela anaconda #kablaam #canadian animation #This Child Is A Giant Lesbian

[s0urce--flow]

Time travel causes dry skin, so better moisturize!!

#planetary motion #alien #kush #blast off #kablaam

[unlimitedgamesbutnogames]

John Mulaney is just Spider Ham after getting bitten by a radioactive human

#so he's a spider who got bit by a pig who got bit by a human #john mulaney #our lord and savior #gen z's god #spiderman into the spiderverse #peter porker #spider ham #kablaam!

[twitter-goblin-58]

Only good thing about Tumblr

I can say whatever the fuck I like and complain like a motherfucker, I hate my life, it could be worse, but it could also be better, and it's my own fault That it's not better cuz I'm dumb, and I'm shitty. I love with myself on the premise that everyone is also dumb and shitty. Demisexual is a dumb fucking word by the way.

#kablaam

[greatbigbellies]

How do you feel about maternity wardrobe malfunctions? You convinced yourself it would fit, you risked going into work wearing it, everything seemed fine and then ... KABLAAM!!! Buttons pop, fabric rips and suddenly your belly is out for everyone to see. Alternatively, you've been blowing up with your brood so fast that what fit fine that morning is woefully inadequate by the afternoon.

Those. Are. Classic. Like I feel like anyone with a pregnancy fetish who prefers bare tums over clothed tums has fantasized about maternity wardrobe malfunctions. I love both scenarios. Like misjudging your own gravid size or being in denial about how huge you are is hot stuff. But so is growing so quickly you literally swell up by the hour and by the end of the day your one loose fitting maternity shirt is riding up. Depends on if I'm in a rapid preg mood or not.

#ask #anon #not bellies

[camillelafaye]

wow y'all remember kablaam?

[sky665]

There is this thing that kinda creeps me out, I feel like in close to a phobia way- but I don’t have a word for it? And I’ll need QUITE a few words and examples to try to explain it under the cut if someone like- knows what this is? And if it’s a thing??

I feel like it has something closely related to like that “Uncanny valley” feeling? Where something that should be fictional is suddenly in “reality” it freaks me out if it isn't done a certain way?

Like for example= really bad claymation/stopmotion can freak me out. Same with some types of puppetry but not always?

My dad had this low budget music video tape I remember the puppets would always scare me as a kid? (I never had a problem with the ones on Sesame Street though)

I loved Nightmare Before Christmas but this one “Prometheus and Bob” short on that kid’s Kablam show freaked me the HECK out!? (I always liked Kablam but the other shows but whenever THAT one came on I had to change the channel and it was a struggle having to try to check to see if it was over yet and AK OH NO CHANGE THE CHANNEL BACK ahha)

But freaks me out still even more is when some shows try to do this mixture of both?

The Life of Loopy was *another* show on Kablam I couldn't handle for stuff like that. It’s probably the best example. But what just reminded me of all this again was a clip someone posted I just saw from that Gumball show, where he is making a sandwich but it’s done in *reality* with his hands drawn over? This i the vid.

SO! Does this stuff like.. freak anyone else out? Is there even a word to explain what this is? Or just meee? haha

#sky rambles #I really just watch Kablaam for the TWO 2D animated cartoons they had #cause legit everything else they had was from mild to extreme cringe and squirm factors

[undercoverduggarblog]

Are you happy with how the election is going/went? :)

oh yes ma’am kablaam i am

[sadboymetalhours]

kabLAAM!!

-Mark Slaughter 🥺

Okay this post was flagged before for adult content?? Wtf

#mark slaughter #slaughter band #tim kelly #sana strum #blas elias #total babes #mtv 80s #80s hair metal #80s rock bands

[jprandamonium]

Make sure you like on Youtube!

Anyways, Connor the Waffle bashed this show so I came to defend it! Time to defend!

#random #random post #random video #kablaam #action league now #disney is evil

[sylen-kae-blog]

Anyone remember Thunder Girl from Action League Now? #inktober2018 #inktoberday27 #inktoberday27thunder #thundergirl #actionleaguenow #kablaam #90snick #90scartoon https://www.instagram.com/p/BpfzNx4FKVq/?utm_source=ig_tumblr_share&igshid=1k416k1qdqnkj

#inktober2018 #inktoberday27 #inktoberday27thunder #thundergirl #actionleaguenow #kablaam #90snick #90scartoon

[uktv]

me: be doing literally anything

my brain: I LUV THE KABLAAM MAAN

#doctor who #dw #thirteenth doctor

[vwwok]

I love how the newest episode of doctor who about the Kablaam postal service, has a reference to a David Tennant episode about Agatha Christie.

#doctor who #tenth doctor #thirteeth doctor #i love hidden details

[godivasims]

tag thing idk??

thank you for tagging me @cillaben @yuyulie @amysimming

Rules: Tag 10 followers you want to get to know better.

Name: Amara but everyone here knows me as Godi

Gender: Non-binary ladt

Star sign: Libra

Height: 5’4 and three quarters

Have u ever had a crush on a teacher: deffo not, unless you count subs in high school????

Where do you see yourself in 10 years: That’s just......so far in the future and at this point whom knows. If not married to Dwayne Johnson then I truly couldn’t say.

If you could be anywhere right now where would it be?: Memphis bcos that’s where my best friend is lmfao

Your coolest Halloween costume?: Last year I was Wendy from South Park and my boyfriend was Stan but no one got it tbh

Favorite 90′s show?: Kablaam!

Have u ever been stood up: Only once when I was like 15 but tbh its his loss cos I grew up to be a hottie.

Favorite pair of shoes: I’ve got a pair of dark red velvet heels that are just....really outta this world and go with everything.

Favorite fruits: Georgia peaches 

Favorite book: The Book Thief or Heaven

Stupid thing: Two nights ago I lost at beer pong, and as a result I had to do push ups and I did TWELVE of those bitches

idk whose done this but i’ll tag @twistedsimblr @sunshinesiims @neon-llama @whistsims

#about #non sims #saviorhide