I don't have a library card
But do you mind if I check you out?
I like your skeletal structure, baby
You're an ectomorph, no doubt
Your face is real symmetrical
And your nostrils are so nice
I wish that I was cross-eyed, girl
So I could see you twice
Girl, you smell like Fritos
That's why I'm giving you this hungry stare
You're so hot, you're gonna melt
The elastic in my underwear
I'll bet you're magically delicious
Like a bowl of Lucky Charms
You'd look like Venus de Milo
If I just cut off your arms
What I'm tryin' to say is ...
I wanna be your lover, baby
I need somebody to love
You know I just wanna be your lover, baby
Now, I need somebody to love
Ooh hoo hoo, ooh hoo hoo
Ooh hoo hoo, hoo hoo hoo hoo hoo
Ooh hoo hoo, ooh hoo hoo
Ooh hoo hoo, hoo hoo hoo hoo hoo
Do you believe in love at first sight
Or should I walk by again?
My love for you'd like diarrhea
I just can't hold it in
Stop, drop and roll now
'Cause baby, you're on fire
I'll bet your outfit
Makes a lot of noise in the drier
You're absolutely perfect
Don't speak now, you might spoil it
Your eyes are even bluer
Than the water in my toilet
Say, has anyone ever told you
You've got Yugoslavian hands?
No, of course not, that would be stupid
Just forget I ever brought it up
The point I'm trying to make is ...
I wanna be your lover, baby
I need somebody to love
You know I just wanna be your lover, baby
Now, I need somebody to love
Ooh hoo hoo, ooh hoo hoo
Ooh hoo hoo, hoo hoo hoo hoo hoo
Ooh hoo hoo, ooh hoo hoo
Ooh hoo hoo, hoo hoo hoo hoo hoo
I wanna be your Krakatoa
Let my lava flow all over you
I wanna be your anaconda
And your heat-seeking missile too
I wanna be your beef burrito
Am I making this perfectly clear?
I wanna be your love torpedo
Are you picking up the subtle innuendo here?
Uh huh
I hope I'm not being forward
But do you mind if I chew on your butt?
You can tell me truthfully
Am I a steamin' hunk of love now, or what?
There just aren't enough o's in "smooth"
To desribe how smooth I am
Maybe you've seen my picture
It's in the dictionary under "Kablaam!"
My lips are registered weapons
Can I invade your personal space?
You must have fallen from heaven
That would explain how you messed up your face
Well, how'd you get through security?
'Cause, baby, you're the bomb
I'd like to take you home right now
So you can meet my mom
Because I ...
I wanna be your lover, baby
I need somebody to love
You know I just wanna be your lover, baby
Now, I need somebody to love
Girl, you must be Jamaican
Because Jamaican me crazy
Girl, you must be Jamaican (Ooh hoo hoo, ooh hoo hoo)
Because Jamaican me crazy (Ooh hoo hoo, hoo hoo hoo hoo hoo)
I wanna be your lover, baby (Girl, you must be Jamaican)
(Ooh hoo hoo, ooh hoo hoo)
I need somebody to love
(Because Jamaican me crazy) (Ooh hoo hoo, hoo hoo hoo hoo hoo)
You know I just wanna be your lover, baby
(Girl, you must be Jamaican) (Ooh hoo hoo, ooh hoo hoo)
Now, I need somebody to love
(Because Jamaican me crazy) (Ooh hoo hoo, hoo hoo hoo hoo hoo)
Dork.
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There is this thing that kinda creeps me out, I feel like in close to a phobia way- but I don’t have a word for it? And I’ll need QUITE a few words and examples to try to explain it under the cut if someone like- knows what this is? And if it’s a thing??
I feel like it has something closely related to like that “Uncanny valley” feeling? Where something that should be fictional is suddenly in “reality” it freaks me out if it isn't done a certain way?
Like for example= really bad claymation/stopmotion can freak me out. Same with some types of puppetry but not always?
My dad had this low budget music video tape I remember the puppets would always scare me as a kid? (I never had a problem with the ones on Sesame Street though)
I loved Nightmare Before Christmas but this one “Prometheus and Bob” short on that kid’s Kablam show freaked me the HECK out!? (I always liked Kablam but the other shows but whenever THAT one came on I had to change the channel and it was a struggle having to try to check to see if it was over yet and AK OH NO CHANGE THE CHANNEL BACK ahha)
But freaks me out still even more is when some shows try to do this mixture of both?
The Life of Loopy was *another* show on Kablam I couldn't handle for stuff like that. It’s probably the best example. But what just reminded me of all this again was a clip someone posted I just saw from that Gumball show, where he is making a sandwich but it’s done in *reality* with his hands drawn over? This i the vid.
SO! Does this stuff like.. freak anyone else out? Is there even a word to explain what this is? Or just meee? haha
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tag thing idk??
thank you for tagging me @cillaben @yuyulie @amysimming
Rules: Tag 10 followers you want to get to know better.
Name: Amara but everyone here knows me as Godi
Gender: Non-binary ladt
Star sign: Libra
Height: 5’4 and three quarters
Have u ever had a crush on a teacher: deffo not, unless you count subs in high school????
Where do you see yourself in 10 years: That’s just......so far in the future and at this point whom knows. If not married to Dwayne Johnson then I truly couldn’t say.
If you could be anywhere right now where would it be?: Memphis bcos that’s where my best friend is lmfao
Your coolest Halloween costume?: Last year I was Wendy from South Park and my boyfriend was Stan but no one got it tbh
Favorite 90′s show?: Kablaam!
Have u ever been stood up: Only once when I was like 15 but tbh its his loss cos I grew up to be a hottie.
Favorite pair of shoes: I’ve got a pair of dark red velvet heels that are just....really outta this world and go with everything.
Favorite fruits: Georgia peaches
Favorite book: The Book Thief or Heaven
Stupid thing: Two nights ago I lost at beer pong, and as a result I had to do push ups and I did TWELVE of those bitches
idk whose done this but i’ll tag @twistedsimblr @sunshinesiims @neon-llama @whistsims
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