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jegulus-trash · 3 years
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*sirius getting ready for his first date with remus*
sirius: can i get him flowers?
james: sure
sirius: can i tell him i missed him?
james: you saw each other an hour ago but okay
sirius: can i show him the painting i made of us and our grandchildren playing with our seven dogs?
james:
regulus, whose date night was interrupted: i'd save that for the second date
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Nymphy's 400 followers celebration
Honestly you all are gonna make me cry rn
I was still waiting for my 300 followers celebration but damn....
Here you go ♡♡♡
Nargles: cym, kmk etc yk the classics
Blibbering Humdinger: tell me a little about you and I'll give you a cute animal pic!
Dirigible Plums: tell me your aesthetic or anything hp related and things you love and i will make you a mood board
Crumple-Horned Snorkack : ask me a random question or just start a conversation!
Gulping Plimpies: make assumptions about me
Gurdyroots- which character or song comes to my mind when I see Ur blog (moots only pls)
Thestrals: Tell me your favourite character or Hogwarts class (quidditch counts too) and I'll give you a surprise ! wait for it....
Spectrespecks: Tell me a fact (or a few facts) about yourself, and I will ship you with a character! Please also state the era you want and your gender preference!
Please check this out too!!!
Please note, the only fandom I do is Harry Potter!
And lastly thank you !!!!!
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*hands out icecream to you luvly people*
Have fun dear gluesticks (~ ̄³ ̄)~
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jegulus-trash · 3 years
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regulus: idk if i like boys
kreacher: when at school you literally wake up at the crack of dawn so you can watch james potter jog. how many hints do you fucking need?
regulus:
kreacher: oh shit i meant yea would you like a bagel master?
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jegulus-trash · 3 years
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sirius with remus vs sirius with james
sirius: moony, it's time to wake up
remus: five more minutes
sirius *smiling softly*: okay five more minutes
...
sirius: wake up prongs
james: five more minutes
sirius *sharpening knife*: maybe you misheard me
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jegulus-trash · 3 years
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sirius and regulus at family functions:
*someone cracks a joke*
regulus: you're fake laughing too, right?
sirius: oh the tears are real
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jegulus-trash · 3 years
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regulus *on a muggle hiking trip with the marauders*: i know you can climb faster than me
regulus: then why is it that you are always behind me? it's okay for you to walk faster
james: what if you fell down? i need to catch you
regulus: mhm
regulus, to remus: he's staring at my ass
remus: he's staring at your ass
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jegulus-trash · 3 years
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james: i slept with regulus
sirius: oh? i hope you two got extra blankets and kept warm
james:
remus: love i think he's talking about se-
sirius: I HOPE THEY KEPT NICE AND WARM *starts sobbing*
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jegulus-trash · 3 years
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regulus, looking at james: one taught me love
regulus, looking at evan messing up a spell: one taught me patience
regulus, looking at barty: and one taught me that some grown ass men aRE FUCKING STUPID BARTY PUT THAT DOWN OR SO GOD HELP ME
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jegulus-trash · 3 years
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regulus: *doing something at the slytherin table*
james, who just became aware of his crush: not today gay thought *yeets out the hall*
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jegulus-trash · 3 years
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regulus: so do you like me or like me like me?
james, on one knee, proposing: take a wild guess
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jegulus-trash · 3 years
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sirius, introducing regulus to the marauders: and that's remus, peter and james
james *flirtingly*: hey reg-
sirius: DON'T
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jegulus-trash · 3 years
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regulus tired of everyone's shit
*points at barty*: fuck you
*points at evan*: fuck you
*shoves money in curse jar, runs to gryffindor table and points at sirius*: fuck you
*points at james*: fuck me
*points at peter*: fuck you
*points at remus*: i'm really angry and tired but you are like the best guy i've met so hi
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jegulus-trash · 3 years
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some death eater: we have auror black with us
james: which one?
death eater *looks at sirius*: the hottest one
james: he made you say it didn't he
death eater *in tears*: can't you jsut come and take him
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jegulus-trash · 3 years
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regulus: hi i'm james potter's emergency contact
nurse: oh are you here to pick him up?
regulus: i'm here to remove myself from his emergency contact
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jegulus-trash · 3 years
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regulus as stuff i've said/heard
barty: last night was crazy! i didn't get any sleep! did you?
regulus: bold of you to assume i got any sleep any night
regulus: i don't socialize because i people expect me to keep listening
regulus: it also doesn't help that i'm a sarcastic shit and superior to everyone else
walburga: i raised my kids perfectly fine
regulus: no offense mother, but i hate myself
regulus: wow, this sucks
bellatrix: what?
regulus: *wildly gestures everywhere*
regulus: you will die the most cruel death
narcissa: i'm sorry i tried to hug your cat, piece of shit
regulus: are telling me i have to help you?
narcissa: ...
narcissa: you are the one who messed up
regulus: the fuck you starting at?
draco: *confused 7 month sounds*
regulus: this was stupid. i don't know why i did it.
sirius: because everyone needs sleep to function
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jegulus-trash · 3 years
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regulus: i'm about to do something stupid
barty: james has a name you know
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