#kakashi is naruto's partner in crime parent jsyk

[reineydraws]

hello i have a very important question!!

in ur professional opinion, would iruka or kakashi be the parent in this scenario (featuring a tiny & smol naruto)? :D

parent (holding a child): earmuffs!

child: *puts hands over their ears*

parent: *proceeds to angrily direct strongly worded language with expletives at someone or something*

moments later:

child: what's a [ expletive ] ??

hello, im glad u asked! *clears my throat and pushes the glasses up on my face* in my "professional" opinion! i believe iruka would be the one to angrily direct strongly worded language at someone (or something) lol. in fact, i think kakashi would be one getting the strongly worded language from him about swearing where little ears can hear while nart does the earmuffs. 😂😂

also, "earmuffs" is a v elementary school teacher way to tell a kid to cover their ears, and i feel like kakashi would probably do things iruka will inevitably lecture him about, like swear absentmindedly and forget his icha icha in the living room haha.

#rei replies #kakairu #anyways kkir parenting tiny nart will always be the Ideal Scenario thank u for this ask #naruto #iruka umino #kakashi hatake #naruto uzumaki #kakashi is naruto's partner in crime parent jsyk #they have the pinky swear down-pat #things theyve done the pinky swear about: nart has never in his life seen an icha icha book nope; #theyve never had ice cream before dinner before; it only took one try to cook breakfast and no they dont know where the other eggs went; #naruto's never brought pakkun to school before; naruto's never fallen from ceiling height after attempting chakra walking before either; #and kakashi and naruto totally dont miss iruka when he goes for his very rare out-of-konoha missions #and they totally dont mope about it in the living room together and get ichiraku takeout cuz they miss him so much. nuh-uh. :') #(also sorry everyone for not posting in so long! school's been terribly difficult but hey last week is next week so! #hopefully i'll start posting again soon!) #it has brought me so much joy that u said my opinion was professional lol it's so funny. makes me giggle. #ive done a kkir commission so i got paid for it once. does that make me a professional abt it? 😂😂😂 #thanks for brightening my week 💖💖💖