#kakia

[diioonysus]

how i imagine the gods part i can’t remember

#greek mythology #this is fun #and yes i know they have the same faces take that up with artbreeder not me #hygeia #peitho #hedone #anteros #pothos #khione #algaia #kratos #kakia #angelia #not mine #* #they're from pinterest #but the app is artbreeder that people use to make them

[joemerl]

"The Legend of Hercules"

This movie has a 5% rating on Rotten Tomatoes, and made $61.3 million on a $70 million budget. It came out the same year as the Dwayne Johnson Hercules movie and is considered its inferior. I'm going to watch it because I make poor life choices.

My thoughts under the cut.

We open to a battle in "Argos, ancient Greece, 1200 BC." This will not stop them from using Heracles' Roman name. The CGI is really fake, and the fighting throughout this movie does the whole 300 slo-mo/speed-up thing.

We meet Amphitryon, who in this version is an evil king. I guess. I dunno, he's the one attacking, but he suggests to Argos' king that they have a one-on-one fight so that no one else dies, which is pretty reasonable for an evil overlord. And the fight is cool, so I mostly come away thinking that he's a badass.

Amphitryon likes war, but his wife Alcmene thinks that war is bad. She's also really religious, but Amphitryon doesn't believe in the gods because...reasons. Is it just me, or do a lot of mythological movies go for a "theism vs. atheism" thing? I don't think that it works as well as Hollywood writers assume.

So Alcmene prays to Hera to stop her husband. Then Hera...possesses a priestess? who wasn't there before? and says that Alcmene's son will deliver the land from Amphitryon. If she doesn't want to sleep with Amphitryon to get this son, Hera will let her sleep with Zeus instead.

What.

I mean...she sounds sad about it, crying that Zeus has "betrayed me through his lust for you." But like...this is Hera. "Weepy" is not the reaction that I expect when confronted by Zeus' newest and oh-so-maimable love interest. Any other mythical inaccuracies pale compared to this.

In the myths, Heracles has a good stepdad and a bad stepmom. Why switch it around? I guess because this movie wants to be Gladiator, and we need an evil king for that.

This next scene is really weird. Alcmene is in bed. There's a flash of lightning and a bunch of wind, and Alcmene starts...having sex with it, apparently, even though she's still dressed. Then Amphitryon comes in, sees Alcmene and starts screaming "WHERE IS HE?!?! WHERE IS HE HIDING?!?!?!" Like, he saw Alcmene writhing on the bed, fully clothed and apparently alone, and somehow concluded that a.) an actual, two-person sex act was going on, but b.) her lover is a normal human who is just...invisible or something? I guess he knows the story of Gyges.

Seriously, it's a plot point that he thinks Hercules was fathered by somebody else but isn't sure. Which is weird, because we've established that he and Alcmene aren't having sex these days, and he seemed positive that he walked in on her cheating with seemingly no one, so...I don't know, man. This is a mess.

The baby is born! Because even though Amphitryon thinks Alcmene is unfaithful, he didn't kill or exile her. He's really bad at this "tyrant" thing. Anyway, he names the baby Alcides and says that he'll never be as good as his brother Iphicles, but Alcmene privately calls him "Hercules" because that's what Hera called him.

Side notes: "Hercules" is translated as "gift of Hera" when it's supposed to be "glory." Also, since Hera is basically a Fairy Godmother in this movie, it seems kind of stuck up of her to name the kid after herself. Why not have Alcmene choose the name?

As mentioned, Iphicles is in this movie, but he's a few years older than Hercules. Chiron is also there, as...Alcmene's tutor? Despite her being an adult woman? He's just a dude with a weird accent. Not a centaur. Lame.

The editing is really choppy, by the way. It's weird. I think a good bit of this movie was left on the cutting room floor, which may explain the confusing bits.

Time skip! It's twenty years later, and Hercules is frolicking with his love interest, Hebe, who is a Cretan princess and not the goddess of youth. I understand going for his endgame romance, but personally I would have picked one of his mortal wives. Anyway, she's slightly spunky and rebellious, but not so much that she won't spend most of the movie as a damsel in distress.

There's a scene where Hercules and Iphicles run into the Nemean Lion; Hercules kills it, but lets Iphicles take the credit. The fight is short and the effects aren't great, but it's pretty cool. Enjoy it, because it's the only actual Labor of Hercules that's in this movie.

At the big palace feast, it's announced that Hebe is betrothed to Iphicles. She was not consulted about this, makes a scene, and she and Hercules run off to elope. Nobody seems to react to this until the next day, when they're suddenly being chased on horseback by guards. Again, the editing.

Having captured Hercules, Amphitryon drafts him to go with his army to put down a rebellion in Egypt. Because by the way, Amphityron conquered Egypt even before conquering Argos. This is so ahistorical and downright implausible that it gives me a headache. Later he mentions having mercenaries from Germania and the Horn of Africa, so yeah, he's clearly being written as a Roman emperor, not the king of a Greek city-state.

Long story short, this is all a scheme to get Hercules killed. Some Egyptians mercenaries ambush them and kill everyone except Hercules and his captain/new friend Sotiris. They claim that one of the random dead soldiers was "Prince Alcides," while "Hercules" and Sotiris are sold as gladiators. Back home, everyone thinks that they're dead.

Iphicles is a villain, but there are scenes that show how he's desperate for his dad's approval and tortured by the fact that both his mom and Hebe love Hercules more than him. Actually, his one scene with Alcmene is kind of harsh, since she basically blames him for Hercules' death.

Speaking of Alcmene, with Hercules supposedly dead, she takes the initiative and tries to kill Amphitryon herself! That's kinda cool, even if he winds up killing her instead. She also reveals that Hercules' father is Zeus, whom she claims will kill Amphitryon for killing his son. I think she's putting too much faith in Zeus' parental instincts.

It occurs to me that Alcmene and Iphicles are the only two characters with any real depth, and that I'd much rather this movie expand on that than Hercules and Amphitryon's generic plot.

Hercules' second act is pretty meh. He and Sotiris fight some guys in a dinky, underground gladiator fight. Then they convince their boss to take them to the world's biggest gladiator fight, which happens to be in Amphitryon's kingdom. But to qualify, they have to win this other gladiator fight first.

In this middle fight, one of their opponents is named Humbaba, because this movie wasn't satisfied with only mucking up one mythology.

The third gladiator fight is actually less impressive, because while it's Hercules vs. six of the best gladiators in the world, the Law of Conservation of Ninjitsu is in effect and he beats each one easily.

Also, there's a woman gladiator, presumably to make up for the fact that our other female characters are a sexy lamp and a dead mom. I note that while Hercules kills or maims all of the men, he just traps her in her own net, at which point she can do nothing but yell indignantly.

Hercules wins his and Sotiris' freedom! Then they start leading a rebellion against Amphitryon. Hebe tries to kill herself, but then learns that Hercules is alive and reunites with him.

Hera's priestess shows up for cryptic advice, the gist of which is that he has to have faith in Zeus and accept his destiny. She also implies that doing so will deprive him of his chance to be with Hebe.

Also, according to Wikipedia, this character's name is Kakia, which means "evil." In a parable by Xenophon, Hercules encounters Kakia, who offers him an easy but meaningless life, while Arete, "virtue," advises the opposite. So this Kakia is doing the exact opposite of what the Kakia in the story does. It's like if a Christian-themed movie had a wise priest named Satan.

#The Legend of Hercules #Greek mythology #Classical mythology #Heracles #Hercules #Amphitryon #Iphicles #Legend of Hercules #Roman mythology #Alcmene #Hebe #The Epic of Gilgamesh #Mesopotamian mythology #Chiron #Kakia #Hera #Zeus

[kasurequiem]

Pensive Queen

Kakia just chillin and judging.

#artists on tumblr #kakia fire #kakia #kitsune #queen #kitsune anima #deadly love #dl #kasurequiem #kr

[socially-awkward-skeleton]

tagged by @thesingularityseries for another wip music monday. Thank you so much!

Another song from "Kakia" the Herald/Role Swap AU fic inspo list

lyrics under the cut:

Oh, I come alive in the darkness You know that I love the game Oh, there's a snake in the garden And no one's safe

Oh, you're looking at the devil Oh, do you wanna play? Oh, you're looking at the devil When you walk in the dark You won't walk away You're looking at the devil

Don't bite the apple, Eve If you don't want a taste of me The darkness is following Wherever you are

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#wip music monday #fic: kakia #fic inspo #oc: kit cross #Spotify

[reallypheelingit]

Happy Kyurem Day!! I've been neglecting this day the past few years honestly..so I thought this year I'd try something special and did my first mass attack :D

Featuring Kakia Alasha who belongs to FC-Likes-To-Hyde, Opal who belongs to Lucja5, Lechter who belongs to Treslechesmagna, Shroud who belongs to Terapagos, and Blaze who belongs to @shulkross !! And lastly my own Kyurem, Kronch!

#kyurem #pokemon #pkmnart #kyurem day #kronch #kakia alaska #opal #lechter #shroud #blaze #fc-likes-to-hyde #lucja5 #treslechesmagna #terapagos #shulkross

[gameprime420]

Never thought I'd make selfship art but here we are today :D (MORE MISC DOODLES UNDER CUT)

#royal artwork #regretevator #regretevator pest #CRT Gamequeen #Rebel Insomnia Creepypasta #insomnia ahit creepypasta #a hat in time #mustache girl #hattori the guardian of time #guardians of kakia ahit au #GoK Mustache Girl #murder drones #uzi doorman #gore #selfship

[rookvonhunt]

Oh yeah also there's a new member to kombatra :) , Kakia Barashna , twisted from Baraka and warrior princess of the bestiore clan.

#twst #twst oc #twisted wonderland #twisted wonderland oc #kombatra #Kakia Barashna

[bob-frank451]

Humans Are Weird: Pack Bonding

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Ziet rounded the corner of the shuttle carefully, the human and the second deathworlder following close behind. The shuttle was only to be docked for a little under sixty minutes, left empty for less than fifteen, and unguarded for a mere seven.

There! The cockpit hatch! She reached a tendril toward the handle, but before she could open it the door opened by itself, revealing a short, but defiantly menacing individual holding a nasty looking weapon. Ziet froze in horror, before speaking frantically, the normal perfection of her grammar lost to the urgency of the moment.

“Kakia! Please just let us go, you’ll never need to see me again.”

The individuals mouth stretched into a wide, unnatural imitation of a human’s grin.

“Well, well, well, if it isn’t my old,’ she spat out the word, “friend. Ziet, the highly esteemed logistics technician, how are you? And what are you doing with the recently escaped, and even more recently declared dead prisoners?”

She focused her weapon at Ziet. On a human’s face a grin can be cheery. In the rest of the universe that grin is taunting, threatening, menacing.

“Please just let us go, please. Please?”

“With the price on their head? With the human ambassador to the GA right here? Why, that would be treason.”

She leaned in close, close enough that the puff of breath that accompanied each word ruffed the fur on Ziet’s face.

“And you, my wonderful, treasonous colleague, here, at my mercy?”

The grin stretched wider, more teeth appearing, ivory white. The words came exaggerated, theatrical.

“It was self defense. She attacked me with the deathworlders. She committed treason.”

Ziet recognized the weapon, specifically the three white dots on the side, and her blood ran cold.

“You’re right about one thing Ziet.”

Her grip tightened on the trigger.

“I’ll never have to see you again.”

The human lunged for the weapon, but no race in the universe was that fast. Ziet felt an impact against her chest, and then a horrible anticipation, like the moment between an injury, and the inevitable agony it would cause. No! Please no! Then malice, pure hatred, flooded through her from the point of impact, coursing through her veins, attacking every nerve and cell in her body. She felt the thaumutic energy in her system recoil, and than start to fight the attacker, but the attacker was sly, and as each pulse of power attacked it was converted, joining the ever-growing tide of hatred and pain. Her body decided that it wasn’t going to win this fight, and instead chose to jettison the power through whatever route necessary.

The human watched in horror as his friend was shot by the attacker, this Kakia person. Ziet’s eyes went out for a moment as the latent entropic energy was called inwards for the battle, and than shone with the power of a spotlight as pure energy was dumped en mass. This wasn’t fast enough however, and more and more energy poured out. It started to leak from her mouth, then nostrils, and then it started to leak through her skin as thousands of amps of power were discharged. The entire volatus was shining with the brilliance of the sun, and nobody in the entire shuttle could see anything but white.

Just as quickly as the light had started it stopped, and the volatus fell to the floor like a spent battery. Kakia uncovered her eyes, and grinned at the human, raising the weapon for a second shot, but the human was already charging. She fired and fired, but had only time to learn one thing before the human’s vengeful body slammed into her own.

Humans don’t use magic.

Ziet felt the weight of several jumpsuits rapped around her. She knew they were jumpsuits because of the wafting smell of Squalus detergent, the brand used to wash clothing inside the personnel wing of the spaceport. There was a gentle tap on her cloak, over her left shoulder. She felt another. Tap. Tap. Tap. Then hand shook her, and she obligingly opened her eyes. There was the human, crouched before her, eyes locked on her face. The eyes were leaking, clear fluid running over the human’s flat face, and dripping off his nose and chin. Behind the human lay the crumpled form of Kakia, a rivulet of dark fluid leaking from the corner of one eye. The human had bound her with another jumpsuit, so presumably she had survived her first encounter with a deathworlder.

“Ziet? Can you hear me?”

The human was still looking at her, and she noticed now that his breathing was erratic, and saw proper fear in those alien eyes.

“I can”

The human’s mouth turned into a grin, a grin that spoke to intense relief, as well as to the effort the human was putting into not showing teeth.

“You ok?”

The Volatus pondered this question. She felt gutted. Every ounce of strength had left her body. She couldn’t even feel the slightest scrap of power in her system. Her head hurt, terribly, and nothing came to relieve the pain. But she was ‘ok’.

“I’m ok”

She winced at the grammar.

“Sorry, I am going to be fine.”

“I’m glad. You scared us. I was so worried”

“Where are we?”

“Flying. He says he can.” The human pointed a limb toward the second deathworlder sitting in the cockpit across the room. “We leave the air five minutes. In five minutes, sorry”

The volatus felt a wry happiness settle over her, despite the fatigue that overwhelmed her The human’s grammar was improving. The human reached beside him and produced the weapon Kakia had shot them with.

“What’s this?”

Ziet didn’t need to study the weapon to answer the question.

“It’s a malice gun, made by Simplicity. It’s like a computer virus.”

The human gestured to himself.

“I’m ok”

“It works by converting the thaumutic energy in your system, and I don’t think humans have any.”

“Oh”

They waited in silence for a moment.

The other deathworlder, the one piloting the shuttle, grunted a single word, the only word it had learnt of galactic common so far.

“Hey!”

The bio-luminescence on its arms lit up, and the human watched the flickering pattern closely, before saying a single word.

“Space!’

The volatus glanced towards the cabin window, and saw the blue curve of her home shrinking. Soon it would be a full circle against a black canvas, painted with thousands of stars. Then it would faded away into the distance completely.

She was free.

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#humans are weird #humans are space australians #humans are space orcs #humans are wierd #earth is space australia #humans are crazy

[maufungi]

Something Dark or Death

So there is that scene in episode 5 where Crowley says to Nina:

"Give me coffee or give me death. Funny name for a coffee shop."

It's a strange time in the series to mention that now.

So I did what I always do when it comes to Good Omens at the moment… I look at the timestamp of the episode, when a suspicious line is spoken, and search for a fitting Bible verse with that number.

Here it is at minute 22:10. And this is the Bible verse (Revelation 22:10):

"Then he told me, “Do not seal up the words of the prophecy of this scroll, because the time is near."

It's from the Book of Revelation, you know, the prophecies of the last days before Christ’s return. The Second Coming.

So this sentence is important. I'm sure there is more to find and possible links to other metas. But for now, I want to focus on the funny name of the coffee shop.

Give me coffee or give me death. I say Neil loves words and their meanings. And Bible-related numbers.

So let's focus on the word "coffee". Why coffee? There could be any other shop, but without coffee, the hints that Neil wants to give us wouldn't work, I assume.

Coffee -from Arabic قَهْوَة‎ (qahwa, “coffee, a brew”) -The "coffee" sense is ultimately of disputed origin. (…), the original meaning could have been "dark stuff," related to Hebrew כָּהָה‎ (“dull, weak, dim”)

This post https://www.tumblr.com/gallup24/732418097410146304/the-clue-behind-them by @gallup24 introduced me to "The Exhaustive Concordance of the Bible" by James Strong. In short: it's a word index to the Bible. (It was used in season 1 for the room number of the hellhound = 2549, which is Strong's Number for "kakia" - meaning "wickedness", "evil").

According to Strong's Concordance, the Hebrew word כָּהָה (dark stuff) has the number 3543. You want to see what's going on at minute 35:43 of each episode in season 2?

Here you go:

Episode 1 = BEELZEBUB: No, it exists. Extreme sanctions.

Episode 2 = JOB: Our children are dead?

Episode 3 = CROWLEY: Yes, whatever happened to him? AZIRAPHALE: He left Edinburgh in disgrace. And then he killed himself.

Episode 4 = (The Nazi Zombies leave the backstage room. Also their last scene in this season.)

Episode 5 = The sentence starts at 35:42 but the second half is on point with the word "humans".

CROWLEY: (I'm gonna get the) humans out of here and then I'm coming back.

(This scene is about saving the humans from death, because Shax was ready to "(..)hurt them indirectly. We can definitely hurt them whilst battling angels. They'd be civilian casualties.")

Episode 6 = AZIRAPHALE: You brought me a coffee? METATRON: Are you going to take it?

And this.. reads to me as a death threat. I don't think Aziraphale had a choice.

Maybe he thought that by accepting the Metatron's coffee and his offer to come back to heaven, he could prevent the "give me death" part. But he gets both.

The coffee means death. And not taking the coffee also means death.

Nina should rename her shop to "Give me coffee AND give me death."

#Take the coffee #and you get death anyway #good omens #good omens meta #good omens spoilers #good omens season 2

[theclam-beforethestorm]

So ever since I read @eliemo​‘s post on how Brucie Wayne might just be one of the most tragic parts of Bruce Wayne's entire character it's just...fucking burned itself into my brain and I just can't stop thinking how absolutely awful it must be. 

Like imagine the entire world just straight up seeing you as an empty-headed idiot who only brings a night in the sheets to every gala he goes to. Imagine Batman not wanting to reveal his identiy because he knows, oh, does he ever know, how people view Brucie Wayne. Batman is a break from that. Batman is respected. Batman is strong and smart and useful, and he knows that if they know who he truly is under the cowl, no one will ever look at him the same again.

Anyway go read power by kakia (orphan_account) on ao3 for a wonderful fic about this! I read it a while ago and my heart was like </3 

#dc #dc comics #bruce wayne #brucie wayne #batman #fic rec

[whitecrossgirl]

Kakia - spirit of vice and moral badness

When Aaron catches Emily smoking outside of Quantico, it just adds to his ever growing list of worries about Emily. He can tell that something is wrong but he also knows that Emily won't let him in and explain what is wrong.

Set in the Doyle arc.

Tag List: @sequinsmile-x, @ssa-sparks @ms-black-a

#criminal minds #hotchniss #fic #kerri writes #emily prentiss #aaron hotchner #doyle arc

[123devotetoart123]

another oc named kakia

she's in a comic im making if you want to see it visit pixilart.com and look up my account @devotedtoart

#oc #happy #pixel art

[kasurequiem]

Kakia's Melody

A cute doodle of Kakia singing. =w=

#artists on tumblr #kakia fire #kakia #fire #fox #kitsune #sing #singing #kasurequiem #digital art

[socially-awkward-skeleton]

Hey, pup!

once again a huge thank you to @statichvm for sharing this pose with me because it is perfect for Herald!Kit. Gaze disrespectfully upon my cat lady come cult leader in her role swap au!

#skipping the tag list just because I don't wanna make anyone uncomfy with the content :) #my art #skelly sketches #oc: kit cross #jacob seed #far cry 5 oc #herald/role swap au #fic: kakia

[twsted-princess]

Soooooooooooooo I made a list back oh............eight months ago. About Melanie and her supposed harem, yeah it got worse. Time for a remake!!

Of course tagging everyone cause ya'll are the reason I breath: @shinsen-haruki @fumikomiyasaki @terrovaniadorm @rookvonhunt @thetwstwildcard @sakuramidnight15 @vivaresmala @silent-dragon @multydoodles @ellovett @the27th @hades-eternal @forestwispocs @hey-its-cweepy @fullplaidponydreamer @vale-ocs-roleplay @oseathepebble @another-twisted-wonderland-fan @sparrow-20 @windbornearchon @starry-night-rose and @wanou-dorm

Good lad (nongendered): Komali, Bonbon, Tyler, Fabio, Sylva, Lennox, Octavius, Lucifer, Jupiter, Michi, Misha, Jirou, Erza, Fraiser, Vladimir, Maurice, Dusk, Brick, Midas, Philip, Celadon, Fredinand, Tobias, Bora, Lee, Florence, Kevin, Adore, Kevin, Regan, Adam, Freya, Buka, Eduardo, Benedict, Hassan, Yuu-Mun, Nereus, Jasper, Catherine, Nasira, Pyxis, Rasalas, Lustre, Tén, Magnus, Kimon, Holton, Adrian, Daido, Amayla, Frey, Shima, Namor, Ajax, Nauwe, Darcy, Midge, Hyacinth, Artemis, Kurama, Anya, Noa

A little kooky: Kumo, Gabirelle, Citron, Ruben, Micah, Song Fenhua, Emile, Arsene, Derrick, Johan, Juno, Marcos, Emmett, Lynette, Naya, Tahanii, Deidra, Lacie, Lovette, Ezra, Kiara, Eric, Sin, Sigurd, Ciro, Sylvain, Saphira, Mika, Roya, Minnie, Jacob, Kala, Marimus,

Oh you're just fucked up: Kierron, A'rachk, Kakia, Candice, Langley, Solomon, Miko, Cervos, Mars, Mo-Lain, Carmine, Sue, Achilles, Tatius, Anisha, Casimir, Cattleya, Veil, Isidoros, Jinrou, Mizuki, Galland

#my work #twst oc's #Hello there HSA discord havers

[faghubby]

Arranged Marriage

I was in my room waiting for my mother to come home. Like she had told me. Although that may seem strange since I am 25 years old. I was reading stories of Literotica. I started masterbating. Even though I knew my mother had forbid it. Just then my door opened my mother never knocked and I was forbid from locking a door.

"Stop that" She told me. I quickly put my dick back in my pants.

"Tommy I have told you before about playing with that" She ignored it and moved on.

"I invited Linda over for dinner" She informed me. "You should get dressed." My mother told me. My mother had raised me to respect and obey woman. I knew she was arranging me to marry Linda.

Linda had graduated top of her class from law school and had a very bright future. Where my mother had made sure I was schooled in cooking and housework. She had also had me tutored in how to please a woman. Although I was still a virgin. I shaved and got dressed in kakias and a button down white shirt. I had prepared dinner. I always did. Linda arrived right on time she had bought her mother with her. So I quickly set another place.

I served as the woman chatted. Linda had me sit next to her. They spoke about me but not to me. I sat quietly unless asked a direct question. The wedding was to take place on Saturday a small official ceremony was all. As Linda and her mother where leaving Linda gave me a present.

"I would like it very much if you wore this on Saturday" She told me. Touched my cheek and left. I ripped open the present after she left like it was Christmas. Inside was a set of white lingerie. A bra and thong. Garter and stockings. There was also a set of butt plugs a note said

THE BIG ONE WOULD MAKE ME HAPPY, THE OTHERS ARE TO TRAIN YOU. do your best.

"It seems she means to make you a sissy" my mother told me.

"You should make your shave as well" my mother added.

We had not spoken of this but I knew it was my duty to please her. That night I inserted the smallest plug. I slept with it but at some point it had fallen out by morning. So I wore it all the next day as well. I only had 5 days till the wedding. That day I also removed all my body hair. I increased a size of the plug and reshaved knowing g I had missed some. I did this everyday. Friday my mother took me to a nail salon and had them add tips and painted my toes and fingers pink. Adding flowers on the ring fingers. I never said a word my mother told them what I wanted. On Saturday morning my mother braided my long hair and helped me get dressed. Besides the lingerie. She pulled out a white tuxedo. As I got dressed I noticed the pockets where very small and the buttons seemed wrong.

"Mom, is this right?" I asked.

"Its a woman's cut" She told me "Linda expects you to be her wife" she told me. I had not thought of that even with the plugs and lingerie.

"Mom are you going to be ok?" I had always taken care of the house and cooking for her.

"Fine I am going on a trip for awhile after the tomarrow" She told me.

Mom drove me to Linda's parents house. I was the guest of honor. Her father seemed missing until the service only then did he appear dressed head to toe in a pink suit. Are vows where simple

Linda promised to provide, protect and guide me

I promised to obey, honor, and cherish her. She kissed me it was my first kiss ever. Linda introduced me to some people. Her boss, a few cousins.

"This is Alex" Linda told me as she introduced me to a large black man. "He is my current lover" She informed me. "He will consumate the marriage for you" She told me. I politely said thank you and moved on. After a small reception. Linda, Alex and I left. I was shown around my new home. Linda made sure to tell me it was mine to decorate as I liked. She then took Alex hand and led him to the bedroom.

"Come on Tommy" She called. I watched as Alex undressed Linda and then himself I was stunned by the sife of his cock. It must of been 8 maybe 9 inches.

"Get undressed and lay next to me Tommy" Linda told me I left on my lingerie and held her hand as Alex pounded away on her. When he was down he got up and left.

"Would you like to taste him?' Linda asked. Holding her finger to my mouth. I hesitated.

"Its OK go ahead" She whispered sweetly. I let her put her fingers in my mouth.

"I would love it if you licked me clean" she said pushing my head down. I wanted to make her happy so I did as she wished. After I had made her cum twice and her pussy was clean of any of Alex seed. She pulled me close

"My virgin bride" She giggled. "I know you would like that to change, but you saw what Alex can do? And then you have" She rubbed my hard 4 inches in my satin panties.

"So I would like you to stay a virgin" She informed me. I swallowed hard. She handed me another gift. "Its a cage for you pee pee. It keeps you from wanting to do things I don't want you too" She told me. "But first I will do this once then never again" She reached between my legs and using to fingers jerked me off. I lasted only a moment. She had me catch my cum in my hand.

"Eat it, always eat it" She told me. As I licked my hand she fiddled with the cage. Until she locked it.

"Now I would love to fuck my bride" She told me. She got up and slid on a harness with a dildo jutting out. I removed my panties completely and got on all fours lime she said. She pulled the plug free tossing across the room. And then drove "her" cockballs deep into my boipussy. She positioned me over and over. Teaching me to make love. She only stopped when she noticed she had fucked me raw and blood drops appeared. Then she had me take a hot bath. My closet was full of new clothes. All though not all where woman's nothing was overly mascaline. I was her kept sissy bride. I dressed in a sexy nightie I thought she would like and then cleaned up the sheets and mess. Linda was in her office working. I knew not to interupte her. But I quietly bought her a glass of wine. She looked up thankful. Then spread her legs under her glass top desk she wore no underwear I knelt and crawled between her legs as she talked on the phone I was careful not to make her cum till she hung up.

"Tommy, you are going to be my best disssion ever" She took me back to bed.