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citadelofmythoughts · 15 hours

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Just the tiniest of ficlets about Ghira and Kali talking after they finally meet Yang.

#bumbleby #ghira belladonna #kali belladonna

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howlingday · 1 day

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Ghira: Blake, we have something to tell you.

Kali: (Steps out, Swollen belly) You're going to be a big sister~!

Blake: O-Oh! Um, wow, this is so... Wow!

Kali: Come here, Blake. Give your mama a hug~!

Blake: Oh, uh, okay, sure. (Half-hugs)

Kali: ...I spent thirty-seven hours in a leaky bungalow squeezing you out of my body and THIS is what I get?

Blake: Oh, uh, I just didn't want to-

Kali: GIVE YOUR MOTHER A HUG.

#rwby #kali belladonna #blake belladonna #ghira belladonna #star vs the forces of evil

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kiyomides · 1 year

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Yang would feel so loved ;;;

#rwby #bumbleby #blake belladonna #yang xiao long #ghira belladonna #kali belladonna

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pmpknsoup · 11 months

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#rwby fanart #rwby yang #yang xiao long #kali belladonna #lmfao how do you manage to have three different sets of parental issues #dual weilding mommy issues #and her secret weapon: some daddy issues too #rwby yang xiao long #rwby

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arc-misadventures · 2 months

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The Popsicle Comparisons

Pyrrha: Jaune’s bigger.

Yang: Waaaaaaay bigger!

Nora: Thicker too.

Weiss: My singing career really helped me take it.

Blake: Took me a few tries, but I can reach the end.

Glynda: I can kiss the tip when I sandwich him.

May: I wanna do that…

Velvet: I love his carrot~!

Ruby: I can’t get my hands around it.

Coco: I can’t keep my hands off of it~!

Cinder: Oh, look, it’s my discipline stick~!

Emerald: Yeah, Daddy’s bigger.

Militia: It was fun when we sandwiched it between us.

Melanie: We have to do that again~!

Neo: 🥰🍆💦

Winter: The limp I got was divine~!

Harriet: I pulled so many muscles that day… Worth it~!

Elm: He picked me up like a twig when we did it.

Salem: My ex-husband was a shrimp compared to him.

Willow: I love how he remodelled me to fit him~!

Kali: I’ve never had a human before, but good gods~!

Raven: And, I thought I was a top~!

Summer: We need to do it again, the timing was off.

Sienna: Pro-Faunas on the streets, Pro-Human in the sheets~!

Terra: I’m gay, but when it comes to, Jaune~!

Robyn: I’d be lying if I said it wasn’t divine.

Fiona: The big bad wolf is coming to ravage the poor defenceless lamb again~!

Jessica: Yellow, my one weakness~!

Jinn: You think you know everything, but then you really know everything~!

RWBY Girls: AHHHHHHHH~!

Saphron: …

Saphron: Dibs. I go next.

RWBY Girls: Eh?!

~~~

RSNM: …

Mercury: D-Did you really…?

Jaune: Yeah…

Ren: A-All of them…?

Jaune: Yep…

Sun: One is surprising enough, but all of them?!

Jaune: Shocking, I know…

Neptune: How did that all happen?!

Jaune: Word of mouth.

Ren: Is that metaphorical, or literal?

Jaune: Yes.

Mercury: How can you manage that?!

Jaune: Semblance.

Ren: So… The whole team?

Jaune: Which ones?

Mercury: The bad girls?

Jaune: A few here, and there.

Ren: The teacher?

Jaune: You wouldn’t believe me if I told you.

Sun: The moms?

Jaune: Not all at once. I think…?

Neptune: The faunas chicks?

Jaune: They tend to bite, and scratch…

Mercury: The green ring girl?

Jaune: I still don’t understand the yellow weakness bit.

Sun: The, Relic?

Jaune: There’s some knowledge for you.

Ren: Your sister-in-law?!

Jaune: Was my first.

Mercury: Your sister?!

Jaune: Another brocon. Joy…

RSNM: …

RSNM:

YOU ARE A GOD!!!

Jaune: …

Jaune: No comment.

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humbledoodles · 6 months

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SNOWLEOPARD DOODLE DUMP

#rwby #rwby fanart #rwby art #snowleopard #rwby snowleopard #Kali x Ghira x Willow #kali belladonna #ghira belladonna #willow schnee

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min3nc · 10 months

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snow leopard is an amazing ship because old woman yuri, old people bisexuality, and the absolutely funny situation where Blake stops being an only child but only for her siblings to be the same people she used to commit literal terrorism against for the best part of her early teens.

#rwby #weiss schnee #blake belladonna #rwby snow leopard #willow schnee #ghira belladonna #kali belladonna

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thesassygandalf · 1 year

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Maybe if we make jokes about it, it wont be a nightmare anymore :-) :-) :-)

#jocelynarts #rwby #blake belladonna #neopolitan #neopolitian (rwby)#kali belladonna #neon katt #curious cat #rwby blake #rwby kali #rwby neopolitan

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sarahshoots1st · 10 months

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Still not over the fact that the brooding, emo-loner of Team RWBY is actually the one with a loving, well-adjusted family

#blake's parents deserve more credit #not the competition is fierce #blake belladonna #rwby blake #ghira belladonna #kali belladonna #rwby

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hadesisqueer · 1 year

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RWBY as Tweets: Canon Bees edition (part 2)

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juanarc-thethird · 4 months

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The great baby fever.

Saphron: Jaune, we need to talk

Jaune: About...?

Saphron: I'm going to be honest with you Jaune. You are a slut.

Jaune: *Shock* Excuse me?!

Saphron: Don't act surprised, the whole neighborhood knows that you sleep around with any woman.

Jaune: I-I don't.

Saphron: You slept with Ruby, Weiss, Emerald, that green girl from that superhero universe, that mute girl Neo, and Oum knows who else.

Jaune: *embarrassed* I can explain

Saphron: Explain what? The why are you horny all the time?'

Jaune: I- *Lowers his head* I'm sorry

Saphron: I hope so, you horny brat.

Meanwhile:

Mama Arc: I sense a disturbance in Arc legacy. Someone is trying to ruin my plan for 100 grand-babies. I need to make a call.

She picks up the phone and dials a number.

Kali: *Happy* Hello~

Mama Arc: Did you feel it?

Kali: *Serious* That someone is threatening the Belladonna bloodline? Yes I did.

Mama Arc: Tell the others that we will have a meeting at the same time and place as usual. Tell them "Our dream is at risk"

Kali: Understood.

The call ended.

Mama Arc: Whoever you are, I won't let you this away from me.

#jaune arc #rwby jaune arc #rwby jaune #jaune #rwby saphron #saphron #rwby saphron cotta arc #saphron cotta arc #rwby mama arc #mama arc #rwby kali #rwby kali belladonna #kali belladonna #kali #rwby #rwby shitpost

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bumblebybelladonna · 1 year

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Kali: The arm band is purple and it represents her marriage to Ghira as incorporating colors on clothes/person in some way is the most common way people express their bonds to others on Remnant.

Ghira: He wears a black band on his right arm which likely his marriage to Kali

Taiyang: He wears a red bandana on his left arm

Yang:

Yang has always had a purple accessory on her outfit since V1, to represent Blake.

#rwby #yang xiao long #blake belladonna #bumbleby #blake x yang #rwby bumbleby #bmblb #rwby v9 #bumbleby canon #rwby yang #rwby blake #ghira belladonna #kali belladonna #summer rose #taiyang xiao long

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howlingday · 18 hours

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Kali: Excuse me, sir, but is this ham processed? If it's processed, I don't want it.

Oscar: ...

Oscar: MA'AM, THAT IS AN ELEVEN POUND WHOLE SLAB OF DELI HAM. IT HAS NO BONES, FAT, OR CONNECTIVE TISSUES. IT IS AN AMALGAMATION OF THE MEAT OF SEVERAL PIGS, EMULSIFIED, LIQUIFIED, STRAINED, AND ULTIMATELY INEXORABLY JOINED IN AN UNHOLY MEAT OBELISK. NO GOD HAD ANY PART IN THE CREATION OF THIS ABOMINATION. THE VERY FACT THIS HAM MONOLITH EXISTS PROVES THAT THE GODS ARE EITHER TOO INEPT TO ALTER THEIR OWN UNIVERSE OR ARE TOO IGNORANT TO THE HORRORS TAKING PLACE IN THEIR KINGDOMS. THIS PRISM OF PORK IS MUCH MORE THAN DELI MEAT. IT IS A PHYSICAL DECLARATION OF MANKIND'S CONTEMPT FOR THE NATURAL ORDER. IT IS HUBRIS MANIFEST.

Oscar: We also have a low sodium variety if you'd prefer that.

#rwby #kali belladonna #oscar pine #revtrosity

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kiyomides · 1 year

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