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So uuh Talos….You got any kid Heph photos in that archive of yours? I wanna see, I heard he was super cute
"I'll need some time to search...be patient please"
Talos proceeds to search into his memory looking for such images. After some minutes he has results...
"Thanks for waiting for me, here's what I found..."
"I must say, he was indeed a cute boy"
-credits to the respective artists of these images-
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Hi! I’d like to purchase a pound of nuts;)
*slides a credit card between Talo’s pecs*
"You're so silly...I'm not an automatic cashier!"
Suddenly, a note comes from Talos' mouth with the total of the purchase...
"This never happened, OK?"
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You know, it's starting to be that time of year when it gets cold. Since you emit heat you could hold MC to keep them warm.
"Mama and I...together...in wintertime? Hehe...hehe"
You see hHephaestus fidgeting and making a silly face, imagining himself and Jutaro cozing together in a cabin in front of a fireplace, even his flaming eye making little fire hearts in red and pink tones
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Hey Talos Buddy Darling Sugar Gravy.
Can You Click This For Me?
*It's a computer CAPTCHA. It's asking for your confirmation that you are not a robot*
"Ummm..."
Talos is a little confused about that thing, until someone clears his doubts
"Talos, how many times I have to tell you?... just click it, there's nothing wrong with being a robot and click it...it's just a security measure against AI called bots inside the web!"
"Are you that sure, Creator?"
"I am..."
"OK~"
Talos clicks the CAPTCHA without problems...
"See...nothing wrong!"
Meanwhile at another place...
"DAMN YOU, RECAPTCHA!! YOU DON'T LET ME DOWNLOAD MY WEB SERIES!!
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Hephaestus, why is Talos smaller than you down there?
He just limits his answer to a few words...
No comments...
But Creator, I want to know too, I'm OK with my size there, but it's just that-
I said...NO. COMMENTS. PERIOD!!
Hephaestus retires to a break, leaving Talos answering the same question...
W-well...it seems Creator doesn't like those kind of questions, but it seems in his homeworld, have a large...tool is considered...how to say...bad taste?
But here in Tokyo, the size doesn't matter but it matters how you use it!...and between us...Papa would be an excellent XXX actor with his sledgehammer😉
TALOS!!!!
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You think you can add a chainsaw to my arm? Or like sword legs?
Who are you, Bayonetta?
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Soooo..... Heph ya got ya eyes on someone. Yunno.... Romantically?
Hephaestus gets ashamed by the question...something very personal like having a crush for someone else is still a taboo for him...so he denies it at first, but not very convincing
"W-WHAT?!...NO!!"
but his face says something else...
"w-well, maybe...I have a crush for someone...I know Mama is inside Jutaro (MC), but after we met better...now I feel I want to be not only my Mama's son...but something else...maybe h-his..."
"like his...boyfriend, soulmate, partner, prince charming, hero, guardian angel, protector, ....husband, maybe?"
"his 'Prince Charming'?...that would be-"
"eh?"
"Fuck!! what am I saying?!...Talos! this is your fault!!"
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Since your Mama seems to have many people out for their hand in a relationship, how would you think you'd react if they ended up marrying Takemaru or any of the other Crafters? There even is the possibility that they could start having romantic feeling for Talos.
"There's nothing more important to me than Mama's happiness, and if Mama is happy with the person they choose, I'll support them..."
Suddenly, the ambience in the lab gets dense, a pressure starts to rise up...
"Uh-oh! It's starting!..."
You surprise when Talos express that sudden fear... you start to imagine this like a scene from certain famous Manga...
ゴゴゴゴゴゴゴゴゴゴゴゴゴゴゴゴゴゴゴゴゴゴ
" but if that person does something bad to Mama and hurts them...I'LL SWEAR I WILL BECOME MY MAMA'S PROTECTOR, THEIR GUARDIAN, THEIR DEFENDER, THEIR AVENGER...AND I WILL MAKE SUFFER ANYBODY WHO TRIES TO HURT MY DEAR MAMA AND UNLEASH UPON THOSE VILE SCUMS SOMETHING WORSE THAN HELL!!!
NOBODY WILL HURT MY MAMA WHILE I EXIST...NOBODY!!!"
This Yandere Hephaestus laughs like a maniac, scaring both Talos and you, but then...
"Oh! What was I saying?...I feel like I said something I shouldn't...would you like something to drink? I'll bring some pomegranate juice from the fridge...I'll be back in a second..."
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I have a very powerful urge to bite into Talo’s silicone flesh
"I don't recommend you to do it, I don't have good flavor, you could get sick and that's not good for you, right?
"But if you want something meaty, why not better Creator, you and I go to a nice steakhouse, there's a good place here in Ota Ward if you are craving for meat..."
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Talos and Jutaro how does heph's pecs feel?
"Like I said before, my pecs are equally in everything to my creator's pecs, but if there's a little difference, I must say that his pecs are more cozy than mine, mine feel like water balloons, but his pecs feel like plump pillows filled with our trademark memory foam..."
"His pecs are D I V I N E!! I could motorboat them nonstop all day!
"My pecs what?..."
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Hm jutaro what's your opinion of Shiro? It sounds a bit rough
"Shiro is a really good friend since I came to Tokyo and a efficient secretary...is like a brother to me like all my friends in the guild, is just there's a little detail..."
" and that detail is he can get too absorbed into school things and he becomes like a stereotypical teacher's pet mixed with the iron teacher trope...his study sessions can be quite hard to follow or too exaggerated to our opinion...even in the most unconventional moment...I know he does it because he cares for us...but he should loose the leash a little..."
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That fire must really get in the way whenever you get down and dirty with your lover then
" I don't have words to that question..."
"And you dont have any right to know those details about my personal life!!
"In fact, I like it, it feels cozy, mostly in wintertime..."
"MAMA!!
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What would you think if the only way to stop all these loops from happening again was for Jutaro to leave Tokyo permanently? I mean there can't be a game without a prize right?
"That sounds logical...but I can't accept it...it would be like a last resource...being exiled twice? It wouldn't be fair to Mama and the other exiles inside Mama..."
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*Boops Hephaestus on the nose*
Now that I have your attention- is water wet??
"Are you related with that old man who only says nonsenses while he travels from city to city? (Sighs) or are you only trolling me?
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Do you know eurynomes daughters?
"I know them, they're like my adoptive little sisters, we used to play together before Mama was gone, I heard they became Lady Aphrodite's court ladies when we got separated...I'm glad they are treated well while I worked in my forge that time, I miss them a little"
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